The Husky and His White Cat Shizun

——The episode is set as Hyundai EG——

I thought I was playing a love development game with multiple characters and strategy strategies, but I didn't expect that this game could only have one ending forever.

——Excerpt from "A Failed Mission Report" by Xue Meng

Xue Meng is eating the penultimate piece of coconut milk red bean cake on the plate.

He had to be very careful. He used a plastic spoon to cut a line along the edge of the red bean cake, with precise estimates and steady hands.He wanted to preserve as much of the cake's integrity as possible, but alas, half of it had been marred by the mango mousse served in the same dish.

He hated Mango as much as he hated his job in the Cultivation Realm Protection Bureau.

It's a pity that he has to do it. This is the 21st century, and the silly son of the Taoist family has to work to support himself.

"Mission report, Mr. Xue." A dry mechanical female voice came from the headset.

Xue Meng rolled his eyes. Since the Space-Time Protection Bureau transferred a new director surnamed Jiang, mission reporting has become a daily task.

"Cough, I arrived at the office at 60:[-] today, and I was not late. I packed a piece of Master Li's fried rice in the morning. It tastes good. I suggest that all colleagues try it when you have time. He can praise people, and even a [-]-year-old aunt can call her a little girl with a face. After eating raw fried rice, I started to stamp—"

This is why Xue Meng hates his job.

Yes, stamped.

It's a long story, and I have to blame his father to get to the bottom of it.Xue Meng's father, Xue Zhengyong, is the chairman of the International Cultivation Bureau. As the only precious son of the chairman, Xue Meng has lived a life full of stars since he was a child, and no one dares to offend him. All the food he eats is specially provided by the Cultivation Bureau. Even the diapers are woven by the deep-sea sharks to ensure silky, breathable and no prickly heat, so the Bangbao Shi Kao diapers are not liked by parents at all.

Such a young master in the cultivation world naturally had a good life. After graduating, he directly entered the work of the Protection Bureau of the cultivation world. On the first day of work, he was personally received by the director.

The director at that time was Nangong Liu, a fat, white, middle-aged man who could sweat when he climbed two floors.

Nangong Liu cordially held Comrade Xiao Xue's hand, shook his cheeks and greeted: "Oh, Xue Meng, right? He really looks like your father. He looks like his own son, handsome!"

Xue Meng said: "Thank you uncle for your compliment."

Nangong Liu laughed happily: "Your father and I are old acquaintances, so let's not gossip. Come on, uncle will first explain to you the work you need to do."

Xue Meng, a fresh graduate, was full of ambitions at that time. He was determined to contribute to the building of a harmonious new world of self-cultivation and contribute his modest strength, so he said straightforwardly: "Just say it, and I will earnestly complete the task you have given me."

Look, there's not even a trace of the second generation's score, what a good boy!

Director Nangong took a deep look at him, suppressed his smile, and said solemnly: "Little Xue, the organization considers that you come from a family of cultivators, and all the conditions are outstanding. Therefore, even though you are Chairman Xue's favorite, we still Decided to give you the hardest, toughest job."

When Xue Meng heard it, he suddenly came to the spirit: "I have liked all kinds of adventurous things since I was a child. In the past, everyone always hindered my dad's face, and I didn't let me do this, and I didn't let me touch that." His eyes flashed Looking at the light, "I've finally made it through."

Director Nangong patted him on the shoulder and gave him a thumbs up: "Aspirational."

Xue Meng asked: "Then what am I going to do?"

"Ahem." Nangong Liu cleared his throat, "Generally speaking, this is a difficult job that no one in this bureau is capable of. It requires the person in charge to have extraordinary patience, precise judgment, and decisive decision-making ability .Because every decision of yours determines thousands of lives—a large number of lives will be saved because of you, but there will also be many souls who will bleed because of you.”

His expression was serious, his eyes were burning, as if a round of holy light was rising behind him.

"This is a hard job on the front line. When you were going to work in the Space-Time Bureau, your father asked me to find you a comfortable and safe position. But after reading your resume, I think you are a A good boy full of ambitions, I can't be sorry for the enthusiasm of young people, so after careful consideration, I entrust this job to you."

The director said, stretched out a hand, and poked Xue Meng's chest.

"You have to be worthy of those tens of millions of lives."

Xue Meng immediately burst into tears and respected: "Director, thank you for giving me such an important task regardless of my father's obstruction! I will work hard and live up to your expectations!"

Director Nangong Liu gave him a look of approval, and encouraged him: "Do it well!" He brushed off his clothes and left, hiding his achievements and fame.

When Xiao Xue came home that day, he couldn't restrain his excitement at all.Without telling his parents, he quietly ordered a batch of goods from Taobao.com Yemao Cultivation Mall, which are:

Violent dps crispy fried chicken (produced by Hanlin Pharmaceutical Factory): After eating it, you can gain ten times the mana for an hour, and it cannot be used in battle.

Ergou Xuming Pill (produced by Yuheng Pharmaceutical Factory): It is useless to eat after death.

Yaotou Pill (produced by Wubei Temple Buddhist Medicine Factory): It can make one's head shine brightly and guide his companions in the dark.

Wuji Baikuang Pill (produced by Taxianjun Pharmaceutical Factory): relieve the state of confusion.

Ancestral Millennium Jujube Pill (produced by Tanlang Pharmaceutical Factory): Only used against enemies.

In this way, little Xue Meng made all the preparations, and even dreamed at night that he had traveled to the Second World Cultivation War, and died heroically in order to resist the black magic that swept across the European battlefield. Vada Kedavra!", he fell into a mysterious green light...

But the next day, when Xue Meng came to the office hesitantly, he was stunned.

"This is... my job???!!!"

The sweet secretary with long legs and big breasts poured him a cup of fragrant tea, and said softly, "Yes, Mr. Xue, this is your job."

Xue Meng came to his desk in disbelief, looking at the mountain of project approval reports in the cultivation world, his mouth gradually opened into an O shape.

He reached out tremblingly and picked up the top stack of batches of newspapers for a cursory inspection. A line of bright red headlines came into view. The headlines were so twisted that ordinary people could not understand them over and over again: "Shandong Linyi Ordinary Pig Farm Illegally Uses the Lonely Moon Night" Fairy Pig Feed Accountability Handling Measures"

what way?

Xue Meng couldn't help being dizzy for a while.

But he still gritted his teeth and continued to watch.

"Recently, the drug monitoring team received a report that a monk sold the expired fairy pig feed produced by Gu Yueye to mortal merchants through illegal channels, causing more than [-] bags of expired feed to flow into the market. There are currently three pig farms with pigs. After eating the feed, the number of pigs involved in the case has reached [-] by the time of publication, and the situation is critical."

Xue Meng: "..."

Turn one page back.

Disposal opinion from the Livestock Medicine Committee of the Cultivation World: Send people to buy back the contaminated pork and destroy it all.

Handling opinion of the Ordinary Committee of the Cultivation World: Submit the proposal, and arrest and interrogate the monks involved.

Disposal opinion of the Cultivation World Propaganda Committee: second, and ask the "News Network" column team to carry out follow-up public relations processing.

Opinion of the Chairman of the Comprehensive Case Committee of the Cultivation Realm Protection Bureau: (empty)

Xue Meng raised his head inexplicably, he poked the word "empty" with one hand, and asked the smiling young lady next to him: "Why is no one writing opinions here?"

The young lady smiled and explained patiently: "I am waiting for your stamp."

"But I'm not..." He looked down at the report and read, "Chairman of the Comprehensive Case Committee of the Cultivation Protection Bureau."

But when he looked up again and looked at Miss Secretary's loving eyes, he couldn't help hesitating and confused: "...Am I?"

The young lady took out a small brooch card from behind as if by magic, on which was printed "Xue Meng, Chairman of the Comprehensive Case Committee", and even attached a photo of Xue Meng's most dissatisfied headshot.

She put it on for Xue Meng and said with a smile: "Now you are the glorious chairman, congratulations!"

And hand over two stamps, one stamped with a circle and the other stamped with a cross.

"Agreed to file a case and seal the ring, deny the filing and block the fork." The young lady smiled, "Please start working."

Xue Meng's mouth opened and closed and opened again. He had a lot to say and a lot of cursing, but in the end he swallowed his saliva and asked with difficulty: "Can I not choose?"

The young lady smiled and rolled her eyes: "Of course, then cover both of them."

"..." Xue Meng felt angry, "What will happen if I don't choose both?"

"Leave it to the Secretary of the Bureau."

Xue Meng became weaker: "Then what do I need?"

The young lady said kindly: "So, I personally suggest that you'd better only stamp one stamp at a time."

Xue Meng: "........."

In this way, after a long time, Xue Meng really realized the art of Nangong Liu's speech at that time.This goddamn, damn job made him live like a pile driver every day, circling or crossing different reports.It does require inhuman patience.

Of course, this patience is not just about facing boring work without rebellious psychology.The greater patience is that he has to restrain himself every day, so that he can convince himself not to rush to Nangong Liu's office to cut off the director's reproductive organs! !

Although Director Nangong didn't lie to him, he did decide the fate of thousands of lives.

Just look at these reports--

"Report on the Construction of Exclusive Chicken Farm for Violent DPS Crispy Chicken"

"Report on Cucurbit Babies' Perfection after the Founding of the People's Republic of China"

"Report on the Special Approval of the Black Cat Sergeant to Become a Elite after the Founding of the People's Republic of China"

"Gu Yueye's Application for Retired Leader: I Really Want to Live Another 500 Years"

"Sphenoid Bone Beauty Seat Research Group: Proposal to Call on Monks Carrying the Beauty Seat Gene to Donate Sperm for Human-Devil Genetic Engineering"

Isn't it a matter of hundreds of millions of lives every minute?

Xue Meng raised his little fork with a look of anger, and slapped it on the "Sperm Donation Proposal".A sense of justice that saved countless little lives arose in his heart, and he commented coldly: "No one wants to be shot in a cup and frozen. Denied."

He admitted that he was venting his grievances, but he hoped that this kind of nonsense would make the director intolerable, and it would be best to transfer him to the front line, and let him go to the mortal world to cast down demons or something.

It's a pity that the director is as stable as a rock, and he didn't blame Chairman Xue for it at all. On the contrary, in a party, Xue Meng heard that Miss Ye Wangxi, the secretary of the director, had to work overtime until the early morning because of these pranks. .

"If you make your daughter-in-law work overtime again, I will resign tomorrow!!"

From half a corridor away, one could hear the director's son, Nan Gongsi, slapping the table and jumping.

Xue Meng shrank his neck guilty, and after a while, he decided to face these reports seriously.

After a few months like this, when he stamped faster and faster, and almost forgot his original ambition when he just graduated, Nangong Liu was suspended for reflection because of accepting bribes from monsters, and lost his iron rice bowl.

The new chief has arrived.

Director Jiang Xi acts resolutely and takes over any stall very quickly.Only for the position of Xue Meng, it took him an hour to understand what it was used for.

This really can’t be blamed on Director Jiang’s lack of intelligence, but because Nangong Liu’s packaging for Xue Meng was too bluffing. Director Jiang unwrapped the wrapping paper for a long time, one layer after another, and finally found out that the inside was wrapped. It's a fart.

All in all, Xue Meng's position is useless, even the work of Xiao Li, who is lazy and washes vegetables in the cafeteria, is more meaningful than him.

Director Jiang couldn't stand this kind of rice bug post, so he decided to cancel the official position of the "General Committee Chairman" and find some other work for Xue Meng.

It took him about a week to observe the concept, and finally made a decision, so the opening scene appeared——

"Mission report, Mr. Xue."

"Cough, I arrived at the office at 60:[-] today. I was not late. I packed a piece of Master Li's fried rice in the morning. It tastes good. Suggestions, colleagues, try it when you have time. The key is that the old man who sells fried rice is kind and sweet He can praise people, and even a [-]-year-old aunt can call her a little girl with a shameless face. After eating raw fried rice, I started stamping..."

There was a sudden hissing current from the headset.

Then, Jiang Xi's channel was cut in, and the cold AI sound effect disappeared, replaced by Director Jiang's voice, which was more inhumane than AI.

"From today onwards, you don't need to stamp your seal. Get off work early today, and come to my office tomorrow. I have an important job for you." Jiang Xi paused, and said calmly, "Remember to bring me a copy of Master Li's Fry and add vinegar."

Xue Meng: "........."