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The door of the mushroom house is wide open, revealing the simple living room inside. There is a square table in the living room, and Grandma Wolf is sitting at the table.Zhao Fengming led Lin Wu into the room, Lin Wu saw the things on the table, his eyes opened wide, salivating, his mouth was about to fall, he grew so big, he had never seen so much rich food.Lin Wu thought he would see bloody food, but he didn't expect it to be so delicate. The smell of the food lingered on the tip of his nose, so delicious.

The surface of the oily grilled chicken in the disc is sprinkled with chopped celery and basil leaves, the small potatoes around the grilled chicken have slightly burnt edges, and the carrots and onions roasted together beside the potatoes add to the aroma.Grilled chicken is a big dish, and there is corn tuna lettuce salad on the side, sausage and bacon platter can be eaten with garlic-flavored European buns, and the crab claws wrapped in sauce are opened to reveal traces of crab meat... What Lin Wu drools most is Cranberry heart-shaped cake, the red glaze on the cake seems to exude an attractive sweetness.

Grandma Wolf smiled and pointed to the pumpkin and mushroom soup on the table. In the center of the soup was a curly shrimp with fresh tenderness. "I remember you like pumpkin the most. I made it specially for you. Try grandma's." craft."

After Zhao Fengming sat at the table, Lin Wu motioned him to put himself on the table. The plate full of thick soup was next to him, but the plate was higher than Lin Wu, and he had to stand on tiptoe to see the thick soup inside.

Grandma covered her big mouth with a handkerchief and smiled "hehe", her hoarse voice was lowered, which was bound to create an elegant feeling of a lady. "Forget that my little baby is not big enough, let your rough dwarf feed you."

The aroma of the food was really good, Lin Wu couldn't help swallowing, and quietly wrote on Zhao Fengming's finger - can I eat it?

Zhao Fengming smiled at Lin Wu's earnest writing, he nodded slightly, things in the illusion can move, but...

Lin Wu clenched his fists excitedly, and happily ran to the cranberry cake closest to him. Compared with Lin Wu's current size, the normal-sized six-inch cake was huge. He stretched out his fingers to dig a little bit of jam and licked it Licking, an indescribable expression appeared instantly.

Lin Wumu turned his head to look at Zhao Fengming, Zhao Fengming's eyes flashed a smile, he said he could eat it, but he didn't guarantee that it would be delicious.

Lin Wu, "Well..." He actually understood the meaning of Zhao Fengming's slightly moving expression.

"Is the food that grandma cooks delicious?" Grandma Wolf looked at Lin Wu salivatingly, as long as Lin Wu said he was not satisfied, he could eat Lin Wu.

Lin Wu gritted his teeth and said: "It's delicious, it's so delicious." It's like a slop bucket that has been left for three days in the dog days, and it's deadly.

Grandma was pleased, "Then eat more."

Lin Wu didn't want to eat, so he changed the subject, "Grandma is getting dark, aren't we going to the prince's banquet?" On the platform, I heard that the mother and daughter were going to the banquet, and grandma also mentioned the banquet, Lin Wu Guessing the banquet is the key to leaving the illusion and finding the tenants.

Grandma pouted unhappily, her plump lips bulged, and the constant saliva flowed out from between her teeth before she could swallow it. "Bad boy, you are in a hurry to go to the prince's banquet without finishing the delicious food made by grandma. You are really an outgoing girl. People don't like you baby anymore."

Lin Wu felt that his eyes hurt so much that he was about to go blind.

"Hohohoho, grandma also grew up at such an annoying age as you, so I know what you are thinking, don't you just want to fly up the branches and become a phoenix." Grandma Wolf looked out of the window, recalling the past, and finally With a long sigh, "I think I rushed there to attend the banquet held by the old king..." The grandma let out a shy laugh, covered her face with her big paw shyly, and stomped slightly, "The king His eyes are always on me, he loves me so much."

Lin Wu sat cross-legged in Zhao Fengming's palm, propped his head up and listened to the story told by his grandmother, "And then? Did he invite you to dance?"

Grandma opened her bloody mouth and said angrily: "But I am not worthy enough, not as good as those rich ladies. My poor king can only dance with those female cousins. He looked at me helplessly." , want me to save him. But I can't, I can't."

Grandma looks at Lin Wu, and Lin Wu looks at grandma.

Lin Wu: "?"

There was an awkward silence in the room.

Grandma blinked vigorously at Lin Wu, and Lin Wu suddenly realized, "Then what? Is Grandma going to rescue the king from the princesses?"

Zhao Fengming's palms were warm and dry, more comfortable than any sofa. Lin Wu adjusted his sitting posture, and a support appeared behind him. Lin Wu turned his head suspiciously, and saw Zhao Fengming looking out of the window without squinting, but his ears were a little red.He completely relaxed his body and leaned against Zhao Fengming's fingers, it feels good to be small.

The grandma pouted and said in a low voice, "It's disgusting to show affection to a clumsy ugly person."

Lin Wu picked his face in embarrassment, not daring to look at Zhao Fengming's face, because he was said to be showing affection again.

The thick soup in the soup pot made a gurgling sound. Grandma turned her head and simply ignored Lin Wu and Zhao Fengming. She walked to the side of the soup pot and stirred the thick soup inside. Floating, he continued to say quietly: "I could have rescued the handsome king, but I couldn't. I was sad in my heart, and I was drunk to drink away my sorrow. If it weren't for my heartbroken and drunk to escape, my lovely The granddaughter is also a princess. Don't worry baby, grandma has prepared a beautiful little dress for you, to ensure that you will be the focus of everyone. Hey, we are going to the prince's banquet, and the wine provided at the banquet is very delicious."

Lin Wu said dryly: "That's really a pity."

The grandma's huge body stood up abruptly, striding towards the room at a speed completely different from that of her huge body.After walking two steps, grandma covered her mouth and smiled coquettishly, "How can a lady walk like this, it's too unrefined, I have to change it." The big steps became small steps, and she walked into the room.

Without Grandma Lang by his side, Lin Wu heaved a sigh of relief, and lay down in Zhao Fengming's palm, "It's so comfortable, it's the feeling of being smaller."

Zhao Fengming looked at Lin Wu, the gentleness in his cold eyes gradually faded away, holding it in the palm of his hand, it was small and really good.

"Why don't you say it? You don't say it, let me tell you. Brother Zhao, you are the one who saves me every time we meet. You are my superhero." Lin Wu wrung his fingers and calculated, the two met The number of times is limited, but... "For some reason, I feel that you are very familiar, like a friend I have known for a long time."

"Lin Wu, when I ascended halfway and fell back to the mortal world, Heaven told me that I had a cause and effect that had not been resolved in the human world, and I could not step through the void and leave the mortal world. After my ascension failed and returned to the mortal world, my cultivation was restricted. "Zhao Fengming's voice was low and sweet, and he wanted to tell the whole story about how he would become smaller.

Lin Wu sat up and listened carefully, his heart throbbing, always feeling that Zhao Fengming was about to say something extraordinary.

Zhao Fengming turned his head away, and said with embarrassment: "Cultivation is limited, you can't use spiritual power all the time, if you use it more than three times, it will become..."

"Wow, my baby, look at the beautiful dress grandma prepared for you." Grandma Wolf's rough voice came suddenly.

Lin Wu and Zhao Fengming breathed a sigh of relief.

Lin Wu: Nervous and nervous, my hands are full of sweat.

Zhao Fengming: At such an age, I still can't bear this face...

"Hey, my baby, the atmosphere between you and the dwarf is weird." Grandma Wolf ran over in small steps.

Lin Wu hurriedly said: "No, Grandma, the dress you prepared is really good... Ugh!"

"Isn't it very cute?" Grandma held a small skirt and looked at Lin Wu staringly.

"I don't know how to wear it." Lin Wu flatly refused, flipping the table, who wants to wear a leopard-print vest and skirt, and there are matching claws, a tail, and ears that move around? What the hell! "Grandma, what about your aesthetics!!!"

Grandma looked at Lin Wu with a dark face, drooping eyelids, and said sinisterly: "The child who is not good will be eaten."

Lin Wu: "..." Hehe, a man must have a backbone, and he is determined not to wear it. "Eat, eat, I don't wear clothes!"

At this moment, a voice that did not belong to the illusion came.

"Click!"

Unpleasant, the sound of walls cracking.

Lin Wu looked up and found that everything around him seemed to have pressed the pause button and stopped.An urn voice spoke intermittently, "Why is it always me who suffers? I can't figure it out, I'm going to hit the wall."

bang bang bang-

Lin Wu yelled, "Don't hit it, it damaged the building, and I want you to pay for it."

The guy who made the sound paused, and cried even harder, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolate

The reality disappeared as inexplicably as when it came, Lin Wu shouted anxiously, "Your sister, what are you?! How did I find you in the illusion?"

"Hehe, my dear grandson." Grandma Lang said fiercely with a tigerish face, her eyes showed a gleam of what she must win, as if Lin Wu was already in his pocket. tasty.

Zhao Fengming protected Lin Wu, ready to fight with him.

Lin Wu puffed his face, took two or three deep breaths and said, "I will wear it."

Grandma Wolf turned into a smile, "This is a good boy." But the regret in her eyes can't be hidden, it's a pity that she can't eat fried granddaughter.

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The vest is too small to cover the waist; the skirt is too short to cover the buttocks.

What the hell are those fuzzy claw covers and leggings? !

Lin Wu looked left in the mirror and saw a "cute", looked right and saw a "two", raised his hand to cover his face, what the hell was hiding in the mind of the master of the illusion.

"Have you changed, baby? The carriage is ready, we're leaving~" Grandma shouted outside.

After Lin Wu wrapped his red cloak tightly, he raised his voice and said, "Here we come."

Going out of the house, the outside is already golden and black, and a huge pumpkin carriage is parked outside the door. Grandma Wolf has changed into a red dress at some point. The skirts are layered and inlaid with countless magnificent gemstones. The afterglow of the setting sun reflects the brilliant light.

Zhao Fengming was driving the carriage and nodded when he saw Lin Wu.Under the sunset, Lin Wu looked at Zhao Fengming, only to realize that his body was actually transparent, and there seemed to be something flapping its wings and flying at the position of his heart.Rubbing his eyes to see more clearly, he found that the sunset glow had completely fallen to the other side of the mountain, the light gradually dimmed, and Zhao Fengming's body could not see anything unusual.

Lin Wu pressed the button in doubt, he guessed that it should be the reason of the illusion that caused the illusion in the eyes.

"Baby is in the car."

"Oh, here we come." Lin Wu grabbed the strap of his backpack and ran towards the carriage.

Then... the pedals are so high, how can he get up with his body with big thumbs? !

Zhao Fengming bent down and stretched out his hand, "Come."

Lin Wu jumped up, the cloak fluttered, revealing the ultra-short leopard-print leather skirt inside, and a soft stick-shaped tail flicked.Lin Wu hurriedly hugged the cloak and looked suspiciously at Zhao Fengming, "What did you see?"

Zhao Fengming said solemnly with red ears: "I didn't see anything."

"That's good." Lin Wu shunned the cloak, "I will increase the rent, the tenant of this room is dead, hehe."

Zhao Fengming smiled, he just liked to see Lin Wu's lively and interesting expressions.

Zhao Fengming sent Lin Wu into the carriage. Lin Wu stood on the rough little bench speechless. It was a pumpkin through and through. Half exposed outside the melon flesh, one of them trembled, as if it would fall out at any time.

Grandma Wolf is holding his soup pot and drinking soup contentedly. Every mouthful has many eyeballs. He squints his eyes and bites happily. The eyeballs crackle like pearls in milk tea. It was crisp, and then the disgusting liquid would seep out from between the teeth, stick to the bristly hair on the chin, and finally drip down on the surface of the bright red dress, forming puddles of greasy spots.

Lin Wu no longer went into the details of what kind of creatures those eyeballs belonged to when he was alive, and numbly hypnotized himself—it was all fake, all fake, and this was an illusion.

However, after the incident of the painted skin ghost in the plastic surgery salon, and now that Grandma Wolf's eyeballs were baptized, he really didn't want to eat anything with eyeballs on it.

Delicious chopped pepper fish head, delicious spicy duck head, chewy pork cheek, goodbye.

"Baby grandson, don't you want to drink delicious soup with grandma?"

"Thank you grandma, I'm not hungry."

"It's a pity."

However, there was no trace of pity in his tone, he was very happy to enjoy this pot of delicious eyeball soup all by himself.

He didn't stay in the carriage for a long time, and soon arrived at the magnificent palace, the carriage stopped, and Lin Wu was in Zhao Fengming's hands again, stepping on his gentle palm, he felt at ease.

To enter the palace, you have to go through long, long stairs. The stairs are covered with bright red carpets. On both sides of the carpets stand guards with black and red cards, and the queue stretches to the end.Lin Wu asked Zhao Fengming to put himself on his shoulders, stand taller, and see farther. He saw a labyrinth of bushes on both sides of the stairs, and a vicious Minotaur in the center of the labyrinth.

"The makers of illusions must be lovers of fairy tales."

"Meow~" A smiling cat appeared on Zhao Fengming's other shoulder, and said lightly, "You're right."

After speaking, the cat flicked its tail and disappeared.

Lin Wu looked at the empty shoulder over there, "Brother Zhao, didn't you notice the existence of the cat before?"

"Lin Wu, my current body is also an illusion, and my senses are not sharp." I didn't know how to continue the topic interrupted by Grandma Lang before, so Zhao Fengming talked about other things, "It was only after I entered the illusion with you that I transformed into it. , because it is an illusion, so the ability is more limited."

"You came in with me?" Lin Wu keenly grasped a key point.

"Yes, I don't worry about you entering the door. You broke free from Zhai Zhai's hands and flew in." This time there was no interruption, Zhao Fengming spoke to the end in one breath.

After finishing speaking, I felt much more relaxed, and waited for Lin Wu's response in embarrassment.

Lin Wu's mind was still a little confused, "Wait, wait, let me sort it out."

"it is good."

They had already reached the end of the stairs, and a magnificent palace appeared in front of them. The huge crystal chandelier in the center of the palace cast countless tiny light spots on the ground, as if the entire galaxy had fallen into the mortal world.There are so many guests bathing in the galaxy, there are princesses with skin as snowy as snow and lips as bloody, princesses sitting on flying carpets and rubbing lamps, and princesses soaking in fish tanks talking to a grouper... Hulala, a group of swans flew in from behind Lin Wu and the others, and after landing, they turned into human forms, surrounded by twelve princes and a beautiful princess.

"Ouch."

There was a delicate panting sound, and Lin Wu looked over. A princess was standing beside a chair covered with twelve layers of cushions. With her slender fingers, she opened the bottom cushion and picked out a small sesame seed from it.

Guests filled the palace one after another, and everyone was looking forward to the arrival of the prince.

The horn blares, and the whispers die down.

"Welcome the most honorable guests, the banquet officially begins." The minister of ceremonies blew the trumpet to announce the official start of the banquet, "The greatest, handsome, stalwart, and knowledgeable prince in the world will choose one of you as a dancing partner Opening dance, good luck."

The prince appeared, tall and handsome enough to describe, with such a strong appearance, no one could see that face.But the height is really tall, two heads taller than Zhao Fengming, faintly standing shoulder to shoulder with Grandma Wolf.Lin Wu turned his head and looked around, and finally found Grandma Wolf at the long table, holding a bottle of red wine in his left and right hands and blowing on the bottle.Then he saw the three stepmothers at the long table where Grandma Wolf was. Because there was no red cloak, Grandma Wolf soaked them in the wine tank.

"Lin Wu."

"Ok?"

"After the dance, the tenant should appear." Zhao Fengming reminded Lin Wu.

Lin Wu wrote down, "Got it, when is the dance?"

"It's now, pretty beauty~" The frivolous tone interjected, it was the prince, and the princess he chose was Hui Linlin, the villain with a thumb.

Good eyesight.

Lin Wu stared, and he suspected that the prince had taken a fancy to Zhao Fengming, because he had already provoked a coquettish dance around Zhao Fengming, throwing winks one after another.Angry, Lin Wu didn't understand why he was angry, anyway, it wasn't because the prince didn't show courteousness to him, "Damn, Brother Zhao beat him, how could the prince be so greasy, did he eat too much fried cake, his whole body glowed Glossy. He's still wearing leggings, bulging for anyone to see."

"Let's go out." Zhao Fengming turned around and walked out.

Lin Wu was puzzled, "Didn't you wait for the dance to end?"

"I probably guessed the direction of the plot." Zhao Fengming stepped out of the magnificent palace. The outside of the palace is no longer a long staircase, but a long suspension bridge. You can vaguely see a huge figure beside the tower, Zhao Fengming turned his footsteps and walked onto the long bridge.

"I saw the key, hanging on the neck of the figure next to the tower." Lin Wu stood on Zhao Fengming's shoulder and shouted while grabbing his ear.

Hearing the sound, the figure turned around slowly, just as the moon broke free from the clouds and emerged, allowing Lin Wu and Zhao Fengming to see the whole figure of the figure clearly, it was a western dragon, with huge bat wings gathered behind it, and two small hands held together , with a pair of resentful eyes on his head, and the key hangs around his neck.

I didn't see clearly from a distance, but when I got closer, I realized that there was a mountain next to the tower, and Xixilong was sitting on the top of the mountain, pitying the moon.

"How do we go up?" After reaching the bottom of the tower, Lin Wu looked at the pointed top of the tower, it was so high.

What answered him was Zhao Fengming's actual actions. He easily jumped on the building, turning and moving like walking on the ground.

"Excellent." Lin Wu gave a thumbs up.

"Wait for me, beauty." The greasy prince's voice came from under the tower.

Lin Wu rolled his eyes, a bell sounded from the whole space, struck twelve times, Fu Ling was so excited, Lin Wu took off a shoe and smashed it down, shouting, "Get out!"

The prince in leggings caught the little shoe and kissed it ecstatically, "My girl, I will definitely find you."

Lin Wu grinned in disgust, the tenant must have had a grudge against the prince, the prince was set so disgusting in the illusion.

Putting the little shoes in his arms, the prince raised his head and shouted to the only lighted window on the tower, "Sister, let down your long hair."

After a while, the long golden hair fell out of the window, like golden satin, and the prince tried to see how firm it was before he began to climb.

Lin Wu didn't care about the prince anymore, so as not to hurt his eyes too much.

Zhao Fengming landed lightly, and had already reached the short-handed dragon. The tenant, who was mourning the whole dragon, sighed to the moon for a while and then bumped into the mountain, which made Lin Wu's heart bleed. It was not the mountain but the wall of Wanxiang Building. .

"My friend, what's your name? I'm the new owner of Vientiane Building, and my name is Lin Wu." Lin Wu put his hands around his mouth like a trumpet and said loudly: "I'm here to officially inform you that you haven't paid for it for several years. If you want to live in the Vientiane Building, you have to pay the rent, otherwise you will hand over your key. Also, damage to the building is not allowed, and I will pay more."

The short-handed dragon that hit the wall stopped, and burst into tears, "Why is my life so hard? I am the one who worked so hard to protect the princess. Why did the prince kill the dragon when he snatched the princess, blah blah."

It seems that this is the knot of the tenant.Lin Wu asked loudly: "Then what do you want to get rid of the illusion?"

"I'm going to kill the prince."

The prince in leggings who finally climbed up: "???"

The author has something to say:

Lin Wu: Wearing a small skirt again, so shy

Zhao Fengming: The claws are so cute, the tail is so cute, I really want to see the ears (*/ω＼*)

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