I have a building in the downtown
Chapter 25 You Get Bigger, I Get Smaller
Lin Wu's room is the key decoration object of the house, and it took a lot of effort. Compared with the simple appearance in the past, it now has an all-wooden floor, a thick and stable big bed, a large cabinet with four doors, a desk, and a bookshelf Wait, the color tends to be the yellowish white of the log, which looks very warm and natural.The quilt that Lin Wu brought out from the university dormitory was blue checked, and it didn’t look very good on the big log-colored bed. There was a small dent on the neatly folded quilt. place.
Lin Wu touched the quilt, and it seemed that there was still a little cutie's body temperature on it. His eyes searched back and forth in the room. There were things added in the room, but it was still clear at a glance, without his little cutie.
"Where did you go?" Lin Wu looked around suspiciously.
Where did cutie go?Under the bed.
Quietly without making any movement, the little cute deity is thinking about how to deal with the current predicament.
The big bed produced by Zhai Ling is made of pure solid wood, thick and stable, it is made according to the renderings brought by Lin Wu, and it also has a sense of fashion.It will be even better when I buy a soft mattress, but the mats and quilts are too hard.
Zhao Fengming has been thinking about how to improve Lin Wu's life, but what he has to deal with now is the immediate problem. Let Lin Wu see that he thinks he has mental problems?
Appearing under the bed naked, no matter how you think about it, it's a little perverted.
Zhao Fengming sighed helplessly, he found that since he met Lin Wu, he had been helpless a lot.As the most outstanding descendant of the Phoenix Zhao family in the cultivation world, he has never been in such a dilemma.
Although the Zhao family is the legacy of the phoenix, it has been passed down for a long time. The phoenix bloodline is weak, and no one can truly become a phoenix.The phoenix has become a family totem and a spiritual symbol, but Zhao Fengming realized the way of heaven and practiced well 200 years ago. When he ascended in a catastrophe, the ascension thunder stimulated his blood. — There are restrictions on walking in the world with the body of a half-immortal. Whenever you use your spiritual power more than three times at a time, you will turn into a young phoenix, and you will become a human after absorbing the moonlight for three nights.
Zhao Fengming frowned slightly, this time he obviously didn't absorb enough of the moonlight for three nights, why did he change back?
"Little cutie, did you fall under the bed? Call out, brother is looking for you." Zhao Fengming heard Lin Wu's voice. As a demi-celestial being with sharp eyes and ears, he would not miss even the slightest sound. Listening to the movement outside, Lin Wu He was probably looking for his phone, probably ready to turn on the flashlight to shine under the bed... It would be embarrassing if the eyes met.
Beside the bed, Lin Wu turned on his phone and bent over to check. The light of the flashlight swept across the bottom of the bed, but there was nothing. "It's strange, it's not there. Where did it go? Go to the desk and have a look."
The sound of Lin Wu's footsteps went away, Zhao Fengming, who was tightly stuck to the bottom of the bed, breathed a sigh of relief, and slowly landed on the ground after removing the Lightness Curse.Still not enough, Zhao Fengming performed another light body technique.
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"I obviously looked under the bed just now, why didn't I see you?" Lin Wu heard the little cutie's call, turned around and saw him coming out from under the bed.Walking over to hold the little cutie in the palm of his hand, Lin Wu rubbed the little cutie's head with his fingers, "Could it be hidden in a corner where the light can't reach?"
Lin Wu could only explain it in this way.
"Look at you, you're even dirtier, let's take a shower."
The master bedroom has an independent bathroom with basic bathroom facilities. Lin Wu poured shallow cold water in the basin and added a little hot water in it so that it would not be too cold.
Lin Wu held the cutie on the water, and said encouragingly, "Test the water temperature with your paw."
The cute Zhao Fengming said, "..." Well, I really don't want to do this kind of thing, it's so stupid.
Lin Wu smiled encouragingly, and the dimples at the corner of his mouth suddenly appeared, dazzling people's eyes.When Zhao Fengming reacted, he had already stretched out his claws under Lin Wu's gaze, "..." I really wanted to cover my face, he never knew that he was a perverted person before.
Zhao Fengming nodded with a blank face, but there was no expression on his face covered with fluff. After being placed in the water basin, he became a "chicken" that could swim.
Lin Wu saw that the little cutie was getting used to it, so he scooped up water to wash him, the fluff was waterproof, and the water didn't wet his body, only the dull hair on his head was soaked by water and drooped on his head, Lin Wu couldn't help laughing Out loud, "Finally drooping down, haha, it's so funny."
The little cutie shook her head, and a smile flashed in her bright eyes.
After rinsing the cutie, Lin Wu continued to take a bath. In order to prevent the cutie from getting into some corner and dirtying her body, Lin Wu took a dry towel and folded it up for the cutie to nest in.
Turning on the hot water, the water vapor immediately rose up. Lin Wu untied the bath towel and stood in the water, letting the warm water wash his body to his heart's content.
The sore and stiff muscles slowly softened under the comfort of the hot water, and the fair skin was dyed crimson.Lin Wu looks thin, but after taking off his clothes, the muscles on his body are well-organized, he looks thin when dressed, and has flesh when he takes off his clothes. It is his figure.He raised his head, his slender neck pulled out a graceful arc, the water line sprinkled on his face and body, and slid across his chest covered with thin muscles all the way down... The water seemed to form a transparent film, wrapping With a body as white as jade, such a beautiful jade makes people unable to take their eyes off it.
and many more!
Zhao Fengming realized that he was staring at something for a long time, and later realized that something was wrong. Why did he stare at Lin Wu, who is also a man, for so long?
Zhao Fengming couldn't figure it out. The blushing from his cheeks to his whole body caused his body temperature to rise continuously. He couldn't bear it and buried his whole body in a towel. His brain was overheated and he had lost the ability to think.
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It was agreed that Captain Li would come to Vientiane Building to look at the house on weekends. Lin Wu thought he would come at ninety o'clock, but he didn't expect that after eight o'clock, Lin Wu heard from Zhaizhai that someone was coming outside.
At that time, Lin Wu was having breakfast, and Zhai Zhai dug out a hand-cranked stone mill from somewhere, and made soy milk for Lin Wu to drink. The bean dregs that came out just happened to be buried in the ground to fertilize the field.
Captain Li's full name is Li Guangzhan, and with him is his wife Cai Yuanyuan, a woman with a very gentle temperament.
"The Vientiane Building has not yet installed an elevator, and it walks on two legs, but I guarantee that an elevator will be installed." Lin Wu led Captain Li and his wife upstairs, and he introduced the situation of the building in front, "Six There are only rooms above the upper floors. The tenth floor and the lower ones are small apartments, which are suitable for single households. The tenth floor and the upper ones are suitable for families or shared renting. The two-bedroom and one living room you want to see can be found on the tenth floor, and there are houses facing south and north. Come early to choose a wide range, you can choose the location you like.”
Lin Wu could see that Captain Li fully respected his wife's opinion on the matter of renting a house. As long as his wife made a decision, Captain Li agreed unconditionally.He glanced at Captain Li unobtrusively, but he didn't expect that his eyes still didn't escape the keen intuition of the captain of the criminal police. Lin Wu simply looked openly to see what Captain Li was who took the initiative to rent a house in Wanxiang Building.However, Lin Wu's Taoism is still inexperienced, and there is really no difference with the naked eye.
Captain Li withdrew his gaze lightly, and looked at his wife, the coldness in his eyes receded, full of tenderness.
They are in a suite facing south. The door is facing a large balcony. Standing on the balcony, they can overlook the entire Peace Square and some buildings around the square. In the past, the Peace Square is calm and clear water. The canopy boat is swaying slowly, the egrets take off from time to time on the shore, and the Qinglong Mountain is rolling up and down in the distance. The mountain is green, and the blue tiles of the Taoist temple surrounded by green trees are clearly visible.
Very nice view.
Withdrawing her eyes and looking at the room, Cai Yuanyuan immediately liked the flat, stable, transparent and bright layout. "Little boss, how much is your rent here?"
"Is my sister-in-law satisfied with the house? The housing price here is not high, 3.6 per square meter per day. This apartment has two bedrooms and one living room, 65 square meters, and it costs 7000 yuan a month." Lin Wu added, "You guys What I see now is a rough-and-ready room, and it must be well-decorated when I move in, providing a full set of furniture and simple kitchen and bathroom utensils.”
He still has some money on hand, enough to buy furniture and appliances.
Cai Yuanyuan thought about it, "I and A Zhan live alone, is there a smaller apartment?" She really likes the location here, it is very close to her husband and her own workplace.
Lin Wu said: "Yes, the small apartment downstairs is quite suitable for two people to live in, that is, the bedroom and the living room are together. If you want, I can add a partition."
"Go and have a look." Cai Yuanyuan took her husband's hand and said in a low voice, "Don't be cold-faced, the small apartment is very good, let's save some money, save more, and when the child is born, we will buy house."
Li Guangzhan had nothing to do with his wife, so he let her go.His eyes fell on his wife's bulging belly, full of worries.
The small apartment downstairs is also quite good. It has the same large balcony as the upstairs, with a wide view and a panoramic view of the scenery.
"We are very satisfied here. The only thing we don't like is that there is no decoration." Cai Yuanyuan joked: "Is it possible that the little boss is still waiting to decorate the house according to the requirements of the tenants?"
"Sister-in-law can make any requests, I will try my best to meet them." Lin Wu said with a smile: "Sister-in-law doesn't have to worry about this at all. When the two of you move in, the decoration will be done, and you are guaranteed to be satisfied."
Cai Yuanyuan was worried, and touched her lower abdomen with her hand, "Is the material trustworthy for such a quick renovation? I'm pregnant and need a good environment."
"Congratulations sister-in-law and Captain Li, don't worry, the materials used are guaranteed to be pollution-free, pure solid wood." Lin Wu can guarantee this, the solid wood he bought took up a considerable amount of savings.
Cai Yuanyuan smiled gently, "The boss doesn't look like a bad person. We rented the house. When will we sign the contract?"
"Now you can."
Moving downstairs, Lin Wu showed the contract to the couple, and pointed out one of them, "There is a rule in living in the Vientiane Building, at least every day you must burn incense sticks to the Dragon God, and the Dragon Lord protects all residents in the Vientiane Building." , the pious, your wishes come true.”
Li Guangzhan looked at the majestic statue of the Dragon God. Several sticks of incense sticking in the incense burner curled up with green smoke, making the statue mysterious and mysterious. He said quietly, "Can you bless the heart that stopped beating to start beating again?"
Lin Wu glanced at Cai Yuanyuan, who was reading the contract. Li Guangzhan's voice was quiet, apparently to prevent his wife from hearing it.He turned his head and looked at the Dragon God statue together with Li Guangzhan, "Try it, maybe it will work."
"Haha." Li Guangzhan smiled softly.
Just when Lin Wu thought he would say that he was whimsical and dreaming, Li Guangzhan walked towards the statue of the dragon god and said, "Then try it, it won't be able to jump, but it's good to get rid of the situation of being neither human nor ghost."
Lin Wu was silent, he didn't know how to answer the conversation, at least tell him what the species is.
Li Guangzhan lit the incense, closed his eyes seriously, and didn't know what wish he made.When Cai Yuanyuan asked him, Li Guangzhan said, "I hope our child will be healthy and less troublesome for his mother."
"Nonsense, I can feel it, he is very good."
"Yes." Li Guangzhan responded gently.
Li Guangzhan and his wife agreed to move in a week later, and then they would sign the contract and pay the rent.Lin Wu watched them leave, and when he turned around, he muttered to himself, "Neither human nor ghost, what exactly is it?"
Zhao Fengming: "Jiujiu."
Zhao Fengming: "..." I'm really not used to this voice.
"Little cutie knows?" Lin Wu rubbed the little cutie's head and asked jokingly.
Zhao Fengming thought for a while and nodded, just chirp, chirp, it's really embarrassing.
"Jiujiu." That man was the living dead.
Lin Wu hadn't practiced bird language yet, so he couldn't understand what the little cutie tweeted, so he stretched out his fingers to scratch the little cutie's chin, "It doesn't matter, as a people's policeman, he's definitely not a bad person, and it doesn't matter if he is. In the Wanxiang building, I will be under my control, haha, I am the biggest in the building."
Lin Wu's mobile phone, the largest in the building, rang loudly, followed by a key that flew to his eyes obediently, buzzing softly, and Lin Wu felt something in his heart. When he opened the phone, he saw a bank notification text message, "60 Ten thousand?" She just owed him less than 30, which is too much.
The question was quickly solved, because another text message came, it was an unfamiliar phone number - the case of bribing the officials of the Xizhou Office of the National Security Department and illegally obtaining the ID card has been investigated, and now the stolen money will be used as rent to compensate you Loss.
Lin Wu sent a message in the past-compared with the actual rent owed, it was too much.
The response speed of the other party is very fast - put it on your side first, and it will be useful soon.
Send another message to ask, but the other party has stopped replying, Lin Wu suppressed his curiosity, "Forget it, I will always know when I should know." Put away the key that originally belonged to me, the return of the little thing proves the connection between Lin Wu and me Cut it off completely, and Lin Wu couldn't deal with it when she appeared in front of him and wanted to pinch his neck.I hope that the National Security Bureau will work harder to prevent Auntie from escaping.
Lin Wu has money again, so of course he needs to buy more furniture. He went to the Home Plaza that day, picked out the sofas, coffee tables, tables and chairs, etc. he liked, and then went to the mall to buy refrigerators, range hoods, gas stoves, etc., and stopped by A trip to the natural gas company opened the gas, and the pipelines in the building were all there, but they were not opened.
In the future, Zhai Zhai will not need to chop wood to make a fire. Lin Wu also inadvertently knew that Zhai Zhai uses the simplest pots and stoves for cooking, and it is amazing to be able to cook a table of delicious food.
It was already three o'clock in the afternoon when we got home after finishing everything. Lin Wu packed some delicious food, but found that Zhai Zhai was not in the room.
"House?"
Zhai Zhai's small face appeared on the wall, "Brother, I'm on the twelfth floor, room 1204, and the guests living there are emotionally unstable and are destroying the wall."
Lin Wu was startled when he heard that, it would be fun if the load-bearing wall was destroyed, "I'll take a look right now."
Lin Wu ran fast, and arrived at the twelfth floor in a short while. The twelfth floor is a large suite with three bedrooms and one living room. There are four households on the first floor, among which 1204 is occupied by guests whom he has never met.The Vientiane Building has a special feature. Once the guest checks in, the room belongs to his private territory. The landlord is the owner but has no right to use it, and there will be no spare key to open the door and break in.If the user does not come up with it himself, then others cannot enter the room forcibly, and the landlord cannot use ordinary methods.
Even if all the tenants owe money forever, Lin Wu, the boss, has nothing to do.unless……
"Insert the key in my hand into the keyhole?" Lin Wu raised his arm, and the key hanging from his wrist hung down, "Isn't it easy?"
Zhai Zhai said seriously: "Brother, this is very difficult. No one knows what the inside of the room looks like. Inside..."
"Boom!" Another loud bang interrupted Zhai Zhai's words.
As the sound came, the building seemed to vibrate as a whole. If the guys inside were not stopped, the building would really be demolished.
"Zhai Zhai is waiting for my brother outside. My brother goes in and calls him, and he will come out in a while." Lin Wu thought very easily, calling a tenant out should be an easy task.
"Brother, wait." Zhai Zhai called Lin Wu, he turned and walked into the wall, and quickly brought Lin Wu's backpack over, "Brother, take these with you, and you can come out after you successfully find the tenant. Mr. When the master made the registration, the guests in this room did not clearly write down their ethnicity, so they should not be ordinary people, brother, be careful."
Lin Wu felt that the house was too solemn, and he just opened the door to call someone. The other party refused to communicate, but he could still communicate with him patiently. As long as it was an intelligent creature, he could reason.It doesn't make sense to be reasonable, he still has the key to suppress the tenants, and nothing will happen.
"Zhai Zhai, please help me watch the cutie for a while, so as not to be frightened by the grumpy tenants inside." Just as Lin Wu was discussing countermeasures with Zhai Zhai, there were four or five loud crashes in the room, and the ground Trembling from the impact, there was a faint cry of pain, and the tenants inside were in great pain.
Zhai Zhai took the cutie, "Brother, I will take good care of him. You have to be careful and be safe."
Lin Wu inserted the key into the keyhole, and before turning it, a gap slowly appeared in the door with a click. With the voice of Zhai Zhai shouting cute, there was a huge suction force in the room, and Lin Wu felt dizzy. fell through the door.
Before opening the door, Lin Wu vowed that he would be able to call out the tenants soon.After opening the door, standing in the tall dense forest, he found that the Vientiane Building TM is amazing!
The world inside the door is a fantasy forest, with towering trees and a platform like an oyster mushroom growing on the tall and straight tree. At this moment, Lin Wu is standing on a piece of oyster mushroom... No, it is a platform.
"Mom, I don't want to go to grandma's place. Grandma is so ugly that it seriously affects my mood. I have to do beauty care to attend the prince's banquet."
"If my sister doesn't go, I won't go either. Mom, don't force me, I won't be happy. I dance much better than my sister. I will definitely let the prince choose you as a dance partner. Just wait for the prince to release your son-in-law for you."
Standing on the edge of the platform, Lin Wu turned around and found behind him a three-story western-style house with a beautiful yard. In the yard, under a pavilion with a colorful glazed roof, three people were drinking afternoon tea, with exquisite bone china teacups , beautiful desserts, and colorful cake skirts on them.
Lin Wu: "..." Color attack, dazzled.
"Mom, don't go to see grandma."
"Mom, I don't want to go to grandma's."
The two daughters, who were dressed in green and blue, acted coquettishly in unison, coaxing the mother to agree helplessly, "Okay, okay, I won't go if I don't go, but grandma misses you, and her old man is very lonely living alone, so she always needs someone to accompany her." with her."
"Then let Hui Linlin go. He doesn't have a beautiful skirt, and he has no face to attend the prince's banquet." The eldest daughter pointed in Lin Wu's direction with her thick, fluffy fingers, and a smug smile appeared on her sharp-mouthed monkey-cheeked face. , "Mom, what do you think?"
Could this "Grey Lin Lin" be himself, Lin Wu raised his eyebrows, his attention was attracted by the messy cake skirt before, and he didn't even see the person through the skirt.The sisters drinking afternoon tea have hairy faces and sharp mouths, with sharp teeth looming between the mouths. There are also some people's characteristics, but they are covered by too much hair.
The mother who always turned her back to Lin Wu turned around and said kindly: "Then let Hui Linlin go, lest he will be sad alone when we go to the banquet."
That mother had a normal face, and she looked at Lin Wu with a really kind and amiable expression, and she couldn't find any falsehood.Lin Wu took two steps back uncomfortably, and said dryly, "How are you?"
"Hui Linlin doesn't work hard, so he is not allowed to eat at night." The youngest daughter said vicious words in a tender voice.
"Good boy, he's going to grandma's house."
"Hahaha." The eldest daughter threw away the pink-blue macaron and laughed, "He will be eaten by grandma."
Mom gracefully covered her mouth with a handkerchief and chuckled, "Grandma won't do this, children, don't talk about grandma like that. Come on, take Hui Linlin over there to make preparations, and go to grandma's house before dark, otherwise grandma will be angry Oh."
"Yes, ma'am."
A few people came out from the side and took Lin Wu down to change clothes, that is, add a cloak. Only then did Lin Wu realize that he was actually wearing a long gray cotton skirt with patches on top of each other. He couldn't help it. Pulling back the skirt and looking between the legs, it is bulging, everything that should be there is there, and there is no increase in what should not be, very good.
After the servants threw him a red cloak, they gathered together to talk. Lin Wu listened to him. His current identity was the daughter of the wife of the male master of this family. After the death of the original spouse, the male master remarried and had a stepmother. And two beautiful(?) older sisters.The stepmother is sweet-hearted and ruthless. After the death of the male master, he occupied the family property and abused his wife's daughter, and now she wants him to die.All in all, his current identity is a pitiful one, and he feels inexplicably familiar.
"Grandma can eat people, Hui Linlin may never return this time."
"Be careful and you'll be fine. Grandma is blind and can't tell if it's her granddaughter, as long as she wears the red cloak."
"Poor thing, how did he get there? It's scary outside in the dark."
"He's not some ugly, crude little dwarf."
A strange sense of familiarity hit his heart again. Lin Wu wrapped his red cloak tightly and thought about it for a while. He must be in the building now, and he should find a tenant to solve the immediate predicament.If it has come, it will be safe, and it is better to stay unchanged and adapt to the changing situation.
"I've changed it." Lin Wu walked to the servant and said.
The servant didn't even look at him, and pushed open the door next to him, "Go out, your dwarf is outside." A malicious smile appeared on his dark face, "I wish you good luck."
Lin Wu pretended not to see it, and walked out.
"Brother Zhao?!" This dwarf is tall and handsome enough. There must be something wrong with the aesthetics of this world.
The tall man standing by the platform leaned against the tree and closed his eyes to rest. Lin Wu recognized Zhao Fengming at a glance.
Zhao Fengming opened his eyes, put his hand on the platform, and said, "Come up."
Lin Wu happily walked over, the wide skirt was wrapped around his legs, almost fell into the mud, touched his nose in embarrassment, this time he lifted the skirt and walked away, really much lighter.Standing on Zhao Fengming's hand, Lin Wu found that he was only as long as Zhao Fengming's index finger, a real "Thumbelina".
Zhao Fengming put Lin Wu on his shoulders, "Sit still, let's go."
Lin Wu moved his buttocks to make himself sit still, "Brother Zhao, are you real or fake?"
"real."
"How did you get in?" Lin Wu wondered, how did Zhao Fengming get into the building?
Zhao Fengming hesitated... He didn't bother to tell lies, but the truth was too absurd, how could he admit that he was "cute", it was too shameful.
"How did you get so big?"
"You have become smaller." Lin Wu shifted the question, and Zhao Fengming breathed a sigh of relief, "The Vientiane Building is amazing, if the occupants have strong intentions, they can create illusions, like another small world, everything looks real Yes. Alien intruders will become characters in the small world, and we are now playing the role inside, and we can only go out if we find the owner of the illusion, that is, the tenants."
"You know a lot."
Zhao Fengming pushed away a branch to prevent them from hurting Lin Wu on his shoulder, "I came here when the Vientiane Building was still the Dragon King Temple, and I used to live in the guest courtyard of the Dragon King Temple."
Lin Wu, "!!!"
"I'm 260 years old."
Lin Wu sighed, "You have the art of staying beautiful."
Zhao Fengming smiled lightly, "Well, it should be due to successful cultivation."
"You are the real master." Lin Wu touched his poor self, he was fake and shoddy.
"You are very talented. I have never seen someone who draws runes as smoothly and quickly as you, and the runes you draw are very powerful. I can get twice the result with half the effort."
Lin Wu was praised, and a bright smile appeared on his face, "Then I still have some advantages. Although I can't use it by myself, you can use what you draw, and the printing machine is also useful."
Zhao Fengming raised his hand to support Lin Wu's back, "Sit still, you almost slipped."
Lin Wu scratched his head angrily, "It's hard to control the small body. What role are we playing now? I feel so familiar."
"Cinderella, dwarfs?"
"Hmm." Lin Wu kicked his feet. Compared with Zhao Fengming's huge body, he is not so much Cinderella as Thumbelina, "We are in a fairy tale world now. The NPC just issued a task for me , I’m going to see grandma, haha, it can’t be grandma wolf.”
"You'll know when you arrive."
Lin Wu became dwarfed, and the ordinary forest became a tall dense forest for him, not to mention that the trees in the fantasy forest are very tall, and the trunks are straight upwards, and they start to grow horizontally when they are about [-] meters above the ground. The branches and straight trunks have become the best place to grow "oyster mushrooms". There are sporadic pieces growing together, and dozens of hundreds of pieces growing together one after another. "Oyster mushrooms" are big or small, and the buildings on them are also big and small. Sitting on Zhao Fengming's shoulder, Lin Wu saw a strange world, where people the size of a thumb live and work in peace and contentment on the "oyster mushrooms".
I even saw fields on the "oyster mushrooms", with various crops growing.
Very magical place.
What's even more amazing is that there is a clear guide sign to go to grandma's house, as if afraid that they will not find the place, the thoughtful design of the fantasy territory.
I thought grandma was also a little person with a thumb, but Lin Wu changed his mind when he looked at the mushroom house not far away at the end of the path.If the house is built according to the height ratio, the person who lives in the red-roofed mushroom house must be at least three meters tall.
Is it really Grandma Wolf?
As the saying goes, the giant wearing a red wrap dress opened the door and came out with a protruding snout and thick bristly hair covering the whole body. Sharp teeth protruded from the thick upper lip and pressed against the lower lip. Red shredded meat, a stench that hits the face with one mouthful.
"My lovely granddaughter, she is still so petite and cute, why didn't she wear the red cloak that grandma bought for you, and grandma would be angry if she didn't wear beautiful clothes." Grandma Wolf hugged Zhao Fengming, her big hand on Zhao Fengming's back On the beat, the sound of "papapa" made people's teeth sore. "Grandma has prepared delicious thick soup for the good baby. After the soup is finished, we will take a pumpkin carriage to attend the prince's banquet. Grandma has prepared a beautiful dress for the little baby, so that the baby will attract the attention of the audience."
The tall Zhao Fengming became thinner in Grandma Wolf's arms, not to mention Lin Wu with a big thumb. Grandma Wolf almost fell to the ground when she stretched her head over. Fortunately, Zhao Fengming had quick eyesight and quick hands, and got Lin Wu into his hands in time, avoiding the accident.
"Unfortunately, the good baby didn't wear the red cloak prepared by grandma." Grandma Wolf let go of Zhao Fengming, took out a red handkerchief from somewhere and pretended to wipe the corners of her eyes, her greedy and bloodthirsty eyes wandered around Zhao Fengming's plain face , The saliva dripped down from the gap between the teeth unstoppably.Covering her mouth with a handkerchief coyly, she pretended to cry and said, "Whoa, grandma wants to eat bad children who are disobedient. Grandma only likes good children who are obedient."
Lin Wu swears that he heard the sound of grandma wolf swallowing saliva continuously, and now he is not small enough for grandma wolf to swallow in one gulp.Nervously squeezed his hands, Lin Wu stood on Zhao Fengming's hand and shouted: "Grandma, your lovely baby is here."
The grandma with prosopagnosia noticed the little Lin Wu. Seeing the familiar cloak, her hairy face was completely pulled down, and she said angrily: "Oh, my lovely child is still so small, just like your father. A few taels of meat are not tasty at all."
Lin Wu: "..." Hey, there is a lot of information.
Seeing the familiar cloak, it was hard to do anything. Grandma Wolf lost her spirits. She turned around ladylikely, walked back to the house with small steps, and when she reached the door, he turned around with cold eyes, "Baby, welcome to Grandma's house."
"Brother Zhao." Lin Wu, who sat on Zhao Fengming's shoulder again, leaned into his ear and whispered, "Are we really going in?"
It always feels like there is no return.
"We don't know what the tenant is for the time being, so let's follow the characters in the plot." Zhao Fengming stepped forward, he thought for a while, and comforted Lin Wu in an unskilled tone, "Don't be afraid, I'm here."
Lin Wu pursed his lips and smiled. When he saw the ear that was close at hand, he couldn't help reaching out and touching it. It felt quite good. He couldn't help touching it twice, and then found that the ear was slowly turning red.
"Brother Zhao, it's so easy for you..."
Zhao Fengming hastily coughed twice to divert Lin Wu's attention, "I said before that the illusion is equivalent to a small world, and the characters inside are real, outsiders are suppressed by the rules of the small world, and their abilities will be affected. I can tell that Grandma Wolf is very powerful, so be careful when you enter the house."
"She is not only powerful, but also very edible." Lin Wu leaned on Zhao Fengming's neck, and he saw that the fields on both sides of the path leading into the house were full of white bones, all kinds of skulls were just like that. Half-buried in the ground, climbed on the weeds, and the weeds bloomed two white flowers from the black eyes, which were very penetrating.
"Why haven't you come in yet?" Grandma Wolf's unhappy voice came from the room.
Lin Wu responded loudly, "Grandma, I'm coming."
The author has something to say:
I joined V today, I hope my babies will take care of you, I love you~
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Zhao Fengming: Fortunately, he didn't fall off the horse, otherwise where would the old face be? ==
Lin Wu: Hey, what was that white layer under the bed at first?
Zhao Fengming: Σ(°△°|||)︴
Lin Wu: It should be my own dizziness
Zhao Fengming: (⊙_⊙)
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I wouldn't use this method to make Lao Zhao lose his vest, otherwise, where would he put his old face, and how he would fall in love later, how embarrassing it would be.
Guess who is the guest who lives in this room.
Lin Wu touched the quilt, and it seemed that there was still a little cutie's body temperature on it. His eyes searched back and forth in the room. There were things added in the room, but it was still clear at a glance, without his little cutie.
"Where did you go?" Lin Wu looked around suspiciously.
Where did cutie go?Under the bed.
Quietly without making any movement, the little cute deity is thinking about how to deal with the current predicament.
The big bed produced by Zhai Ling is made of pure solid wood, thick and stable, it is made according to the renderings brought by Lin Wu, and it also has a sense of fashion.It will be even better when I buy a soft mattress, but the mats and quilts are too hard.
Zhao Fengming has been thinking about how to improve Lin Wu's life, but what he has to deal with now is the immediate problem. Let Lin Wu see that he thinks he has mental problems?
Appearing under the bed naked, no matter how you think about it, it's a little perverted.
Zhao Fengming sighed helplessly, he found that since he met Lin Wu, he had been helpless a lot.As the most outstanding descendant of the Phoenix Zhao family in the cultivation world, he has never been in such a dilemma.
Although the Zhao family is the legacy of the phoenix, it has been passed down for a long time. The phoenix bloodline is weak, and no one can truly become a phoenix.The phoenix has become a family totem and a spiritual symbol, but Zhao Fengming realized the way of heaven and practiced well 200 years ago. When he ascended in a catastrophe, the ascension thunder stimulated his blood. — There are restrictions on walking in the world with the body of a half-immortal. Whenever you use your spiritual power more than three times at a time, you will turn into a young phoenix, and you will become a human after absorbing the moonlight for three nights.
Zhao Fengming frowned slightly, this time he obviously didn't absorb enough of the moonlight for three nights, why did he change back?
"Little cutie, did you fall under the bed? Call out, brother is looking for you." Zhao Fengming heard Lin Wu's voice. As a demi-celestial being with sharp eyes and ears, he would not miss even the slightest sound. Listening to the movement outside, Lin Wu He was probably looking for his phone, probably ready to turn on the flashlight to shine under the bed... It would be embarrassing if the eyes met.
Beside the bed, Lin Wu turned on his phone and bent over to check. The light of the flashlight swept across the bottom of the bed, but there was nothing. "It's strange, it's not there. Where did it go? Go to the desk and have a look."
The sound of Lin Wu's footsteps went away, Zhao Fengming, who was tightly stuck to the bottom of the bed, breathed a sigh of relief, and slowly landed on the ground after removing the Lightness Curse.Still not enough, Zhao Fengming performed another light body technique.
…………
……
"I obviously looked under the bed just now, why didn't I see you?" Lin Wu heard the little cutie's call, turned around and saw him coming out from under the bed.Walking over to hold the little cutie in the palm of his hand, Lin Wu rubbed the little cutie's head with his fingers, "Could it be hidden in a corner where the light can't reach?"
Lin Wu could only explain it in this way.
"Look at you, you're even dirtier, let's take a shower."
The master bedroom has an independent bathroom with basic bathroom facilities. Lin Wu poured shallow cold water in the basin and added a little hot water in it so that it would not be too cold.
Lin Wu held the cutie on the water, and said encouragingly, "Test the water temperature with your paw."
The cute Zhao Fengming said, "..." Well, I really don't want to do this kind of thing, it's so stupid.
Lin Wu smiled encouragingly, and the dimples at the corner of his mouth suddenly appeared, dazzling people's eyes.When Zhao Fengming reacted, he had already stretched out his claws under Lin Wu's gaze, "..." I really wanted to cover my face, he never knew that he was a perverted person before.
Zhao Fengming nodded with a blank face, but there was no expression on his face covered with fluff. After being placed in the water basin, he became a "chicken" that could swim.
Lin Wu saw that the little cutie was getting used to it, so he scooped up water to wash him, the fluff was waterproof, and the water didn't wet his body, only the dull hair on his head was soaked by water and drooped on his head, Lin Wu couldn't help laughing Out loud, "Finally drooping down, haha, it's so funny."
The little cutie shook her head, and a smile flashed in her bright eyes.
After rinsing the cutie, Lin Wu continued to take a bath. In order to prevent the cutie from getting into some corner and dirtying her body, Lin Wu took a dry towel and folded it up for the cutie to nest in.
Turning on the hot water, the water vapor immediately rose up. Lin Wu untied the bath towel and stood in the water, letting the warm water wash his body to his heart's content.
The sore and stiff muscles slowly softened under the comfort of the hot water, and the fair skin was dyed crimson.Lin Wu looks thin, but after taking off his clothes, the muscles on his body are well-organized, he looks thin when dressed, and has flesh when he takes off his clothes. It is his figure.He raised his head, his slender neck pulled out a graceful arc, the water line sprinkled on his face and body, and slid across his chest covered with thin muscles all the way down... The water seemed to form a transparent film, wrapping With a body as white as jade, such a beautiful jade makes people unable to take their eyes off it.
and many more!
Zhao Fengming realized that he was staring at something for a long time, and later realized that something was wrong. Why did he stare at Lin Wu, who is also a man, for so long?
Zhao Fengming couldn't figure it out. The blushing from his cheeks to his whole body caused his body temperature to rise continuously. He couldn't bear it and buried his whole body in a towel. His brain was overheated and he had lost the ability to think.
……
……
It was agreed that Captain Li would come to Vientiane Building to look at the house on weekends. Lin Wu thought he would come at ninety o'clock, but he didn't expect that after eight o'clock, Lin Wu heard from Zhaizhai that someone was coming outside.
At that time, Lin Wu was having breakfast, and Zhai Zhai dug out a hand-cranked stone mill from somewhere, and made soy milk for Lin Wu to drink. The bean dregs that came out just happened to be buried in the ground to fertilize the field.
Captain Li's full name is Li Guangzhan, and with him is his wife Cai Yuanyuan, a woman with a very gentle temperament.
"The Vientiane Building has not yet installed an elevator, and it walks on two legs, but I guarantee that an elevator will be installed." Lin Wu led Captain Li and his wife upstairs, and he introduced the situation of the building in front, "Six There are only rooms above the upper floors. The tenth floor and the lower ones are small apartments, which are suitable for single households. The tenth floor and the upper ones are suitable for families or shared renting. The two-bedroom and one living room you want to see can be found on the tenth floor, and there are houses facing south and north. Come early to choose a wide range, you can choose the location you like.”
Lin Wu could see that Captain Li fully respected his wife's opinion on the matter of renting a house. As long as his wife made a decision, Captain Li agreed unconditionally.He glanced at Captain Li unobtrusively, but he didn't expect that his eyes still didn't escape the keen intuition of the captain of the criminal police. Lin Wu simply looked openly to see what Captain Li was who took the initiative to rent a house in Wanxiang Building.However, Lin Wu's Taoism is still inexperienced, and there is really no difference with the naked eye.
Captain Li withdrew his gaze lightly, and looked at his wife, the coldness in his eyes receded, full of tenderness.
They are in a suite facing south. The door is facing a large balcony. Standing on the balcony, they can overlook the entire Peace Square and some buildings around the square. In the past, the Peace Square is calm and clear water. The canopy boat is swaying slowly, the egrets take off from time to time on the shore, and the Qinglong Mountain is rolling up and down in the distance. The mountain is green, and the blue tiles of the Taoist temple surrounded by green trees are clearly visible.
Very nice view.
Withdrawing her eyes and looking at the room, Cai Yuanyuan immediately liked the flat, stable, transparent and bright layout. "Little boss, how much is your rent here?"
"Is my sister-in-law satisfied with the house? The housing price here is not high, 3.6 per square meter per day. This apartment has two bedrooms and one living room, 65 square meters, and it costs 7000 yuan a month." Lin Wu added, "You guys What I see now is a rough-and-ready room, and it must be well-decorated when I move in, providing a full set of furniture and simple kitchen and bathroom utensils.”
He still has some money on hand, enough to buy furniture and appliances.
Cai Yuanyuan thought about it, "I and A Zhan live alone, is there a smaller apartment?" She really likes the location here, it is very close to her husband and her own workplace.
Lin Wu said: "Yes, the small apartment downstairs is quite suitable for two people to live in, that is, the bedroom and the living room are together. If you want, I can add a partition."
"Go and have a look." Cai Yuanyuan took her husband's hand and said in a low voice, "Don't be cold-faced, the small apartment is very good, let's save some money, save more, and when the child is born, we will buy house."
Li Guangzhan had nothing to do with his wife, so he let her go.His eyes fell on his wife's bulging belly, full of worries.
The small apartment downstairs is also quite good. It has the same large balcony as the upstairs, with a wide view and a panoramic view of the scenery.
"We are very satisfied here. The only thing we don't like is that there is no decoration." Cai Yuanyuan joked: "Is it possible that the little boss is still waiting to decorate the house according to the requirements of the tenants?"
"Sister-in-law can make any requests, I will try my best to meet them." Lin Wu said with a smile: "Sister-in-law doesn't have to worry about this at all. When the two of you move in, the decoration will be done, and you are guaranteed to be satisfied."
Cai Yuanyuan was worried, and touched her lower abdomen with her hand, "Is the material trustworthy for such a quick renovation? I'm pregnant and need a good environment."
"Congratulations sister-in-law and Captain Li, don't worry, the materials used are guaranteed to be pollution-free, pure solid wood." Lin Wu can guarantee this, the solid wood he bought took up a considerable amount of savings.
Cai Yuanyuan smiled gently, "The boss doesn't look like a bad person. We rented the house. When will we sign the contract?"
"Now you can."
Moving downstairs, Lin Wu showed the contract to the couple, and pointed out one of them, "There is a rule in living in the Vientiane Building, at least every day you must burn incense sticks to the Dragon God, and the Dragon Lord protects all residents in the Vientiane Building." , the pious, your wishes come true.”
Li Guangzhan looked at the majestic statue of the Dragon God. Several sticks of incense sticking in the incense burner curled up with green smoke, making the statue mysterious and mysterious. He said quietly, "Can you bless the heart that stopped beating to start beating again?"
Lin Wu glanced at Cai Yuanyuan, who was reading the contract. Li Guangzhan's voice was quiet, apparently to prevent his wife from hearing it.He turned his head and looked at the Dragon God statue together with Li Guangzhan, "Try it, maybe it will work."
"Haha." Li Guangzhan smiled softly.
Just when Lin Wu thought he would say that he was whimsical and dreaming, Li Guangzhan walked towards the statue of the dragon god and said, "Then try it, it won't be able to jump, but it's good to get rid of the situation of being neither human nor ghost."
Lin Wu was silent, he didn't know how to answer the conversation, at least tell him what the species is.
Li Guangzhan lit the incense, closed his eyes seriously, and didn't know what wish he made.When Cai Yuanyuan asked him, Li Guangzhan said, "I hope our child will be healthy and less troublesome for his mother."
"Nonsense, I can feel it, he is very good."
"Yes." Li Guangzhan responded gently.
Li Guangzhan and his wife agreed to move in a week later, and then they would sign the contract and pay the rent.Lin Wu watched them leave, and when he turned around, he muttered to himself, "Neither human nor ghost, what exactly is it?"
Zhao Fengming: "Jiujiu."
Zhao Fengming: "..." I'm really not used to this voice.
"Little cutie knows?" Lin Wu rubbed the little cutie's head and asked jokingly.
Zhao Fengming thought for a while and nodded, just chirp, chirp, it's really embarrassing.
"Jiujiu." That man was the living dead.
Lin Wu hadn't practiced bird language yet, so he couldn't understand what the little cutie tweeted, so he stretched out his fingers to scratch the little cutie's chin, "It doesn't matter, as a people's policeman, he's definitely not a bad person, and it doesn't matter if he is. In the Wanxiang building, I will be under my control, haha, I am the biggest in the building."
Lin Wu's mobile phone, the largest in the building, rang loudly, followed by a key that flew to his eyes obediently, buzzing softly, and Lin Wu felt something in his heart. When he opened the phone, he saw a bank notification text message, "60 Ten thousand?" She just owed him less than 30, which is too much.
The question was quickly solved, because another text message came, it was an unfamiliar phone number - the case of bribing the officials of the Xizhou Office of the National Security Department and illegally obtaining the ID card has been investigated, and now the stolen money will be used as rent to compensate you Loss.
Lin Wu sent a message in the past-compared with the actual rent owed, it was too much.
The response speed of the other party is very fast - put it on your side first, and it will be useful soon.
Send another message to ask, but the other party has stopped replying, Lin Wu suppressed his curiosity, "Forget it, I will always know when I should know." Put away the key that originally belonged to me, the return of the little thing proves the connection between Lin Wu and me Cut it off completely, and Lin Wu couldn't deal with it when she appeared in front of him and wanted to pinch his neck.I hope that the National Security Bureau will work harder to prevent Auntie from escaping.
Lin Wu has money again, so of course he needs to buy more furniture. He went to the Home Plaza that day, picked out the sofas, coffee tables, tables and chairs, etc. he liked, and then went to the mall to buy refrigerators, range hoods, gas stoves, etc., and stopped by A trip to the natural gas company opened the gas, and the pipelines in the building were all there, but they were not opened.
In the future, Zhai Zhai will not need to chop wood to make a fire. Lin Wu also inadvertently knew that Zhai Zhai uses the simplest pots and stoves for cooking, and it is amazing to be able to cook a table of delicious food.
It was already three o'clock in the afternoon when we got home after finishing everything. Lin Wu packed some delicious food, but found that Zhai Zhai was not in the room.
"House?"
Zhai Zhai's small face appeared on the wall, "Brother, I'm on the twelfth floor, room 1204, and the guests living there are emotionally unstable and are destroying the wall."
Lin Wu was startled when he heard that, it would be fun if the load-bearing wall was destroyed, "I'll take a look right now."
Lin Wu ran fast, and arrived at the twelfth floor in a short while. The twelfth floor is a large suite with three bedrooms and one living room. There are four households on the first floor, among which 1204 is occupied by guests whom he has never met.The Vientiane Building has a special feature. Once the guest checks in, the room belongs to his private territory. The landlord is the owner but has no right to use it, and there will be no spare key to open the door and break in.If the user does not come up with it himself, then others cannot enter the room forcibly, and the landlord cannot use ordinary methods.
Even if all the tenants owe money forever, Lin Wu, the boss, has nothing to do.unless……
"Insert the key in my hand into the keyhole?" Lin Wu raised his arm, and the key hanging from his wrist hung down, "Isn't it easy?"
Zhai Zhai said seriously: "Brother, this is very difficult. No one knows what the inside of the room looks like. Inside..."
"Boom!" Another loud bang interrupted Zhai Zhai's words.
As the sound came, the building seemed to vibrate as a whole. If the guys inside were not stopped, the building would really be demolished.
"Zhai Zhai is waiting for my brother outside. My brother goes in and calls him, and he will come out in a while." Lin Wu thought very easily, calling a tenant out should be an easy task.
"Brother, wait." Zhai Zhai called Lin Wu, he turned and walked into the wall, and quickly brought Lin Wu's backpack over, "Brother, take these with you, and you can come out after you successfully find the tenant. Mr. When the master made the registration, the guests in this room did not clearly write down their ethnicity, so they should not be ordinary people, brother, be careful."
Lin Wu felt that the house was too solemn, and he just opened the door to call someone. The other party refused to communicate, but he could still communicate with him patiently. As long as it was an intelligent creature, he could reason.It doesn't make sense to be reasonable, he still has the key to suppress the tenants, and nothing will happen.
"Zhai Zhai, please help me watch the cutie for a while, so as not to be frightened by the grumpy tenants inside." Just as Lin Wu was discussing countermeasures with Zhai Zhai, there were four or five loud crashes in the room, and the ground Trembling from the impact, there was a faint cry of pain, and the tenants inside were in great pain.
Zhai Zhai took the cutie, "Brother, I will take good care of him. You have to be careful and be safe."
Lin Wu inserted the key into the keyhole, and before turning it, a gap slowly appeared in the door with a click. With the voice of Zhai Zhai shouting cute, there was a huge suction force in the room, and Lin Wu felt dizzy. fell through the door.
Before opening the door, Lin Wu vowed that he would be able to call out the tenants soon.After opening the door, standing in the tall dense forest, he found that the Vientiane Building TM is amazing!
The world inside the door is a fantasy forest, with towering trees and a platform like an oyster mushroom growing on the tall and straight tree. At this moment, Lin Wu is standing on a piece of oyster mushroom... No, it is a platform.
"Mom, I don't want to go to grandma's place. Grandma is so ugly that it seriously affects my mood. I have to do beauty care to attend the prince's banquet."
"If my sister doesn't go, I won't go either. Mom, don't force me, I won't be happy. I dance much better than my sister. I will definitely let the prince choose you as a dance partner. Just wait for the prince to release your son-in-law for you."
Standing on the edge of the platform, Lin Wu turned around and found behind him a three-story western-style house with a beautiful yard. In the yard, under a pavilion with a colorful glazed roof, three people were drinking afternoon tea, with exquisite bone china teacups , beautiful desserts, and colorful cake skirts on them.
Lin Wu: "..." Color attack, dazzled.
"Mom, don't go to see grandma."
"Mom, I don't want to go to grandma's."
The two daughters, who were dressed in green and blue, acted coquettishly in unison, coaxing the mother to agree helplessly, "Okay, okay, I won't go if I don't go, but grandma misses you, and her old man is very lonely living alone, so she always needs someone to accompany her." with her."
"Then let Hui Linlin go. He doesn't have a beautiful skirt, and he has no face to attend the prince's banquet." The eldest daughter pointed in Lin Wu's direction with her thick, fluffy fingers, and a smug smile appeared on her sharp-mouthed monkey-cheeked face. , "Mom, what do you think?"
Could this "Grey Lin Lin" be himself, Lin Wu raised his eyebrows, his attention was attracted by the messy cake skirt before, and he didn't even see the person through the skirt.The sisters drinking afternoon tea have hairy faces and sharp mouths, with sharp teeth looming between the mouths. There are also some people's characteristics, but they are covered by too much hair.
The mother who always turned her back to Lin Wu turned around and said kindly: "Then let Hui Linlin go, lest he will be sad alone when we go to the banquet."
That mother had a normal face, and she looked at Lin Wu with a really kind and amiable expression, and she couldn't find any falsehood.Lin Wu took two steps back uncomfortably, and said dryly, "How are you?"
"Hui Linlin doesn't work hard, so he is not allowed to eat at night." The youngest daughter said vicious words in a tender voice.
"Good boy, he's going to grandma's house."
"Hahaha." The eldest daughter threw away the pink-blue macaron and laughed, "He will be eaten by grandma."
Mom gracefully covered her mouth with a handkerchief and chuckled, "Grandma won't do this, children, don't talk about grandma like that. Come on, take Hui Linlin over there to make preparations, and go to grandma's house before dark, otherwise grandma will be angry Oh."
"Yes, ma'am."
A few people came out from the side and took Lin Wu down to change clothes, that is, add a cloak. Only then did Lin Wu realize that he was actually wearing a long gray cotton skirt with patches on top of each other. He couldn't help it. Pulling back the skirt and looking between the legs, it is bulging, everything that should be there is there, and there is no increase in what should not be, very good.
After the servants threw him a red cloak, they gathered together to talk. Lin Wu listened to him. His current identity was the daughter of the wife of the male master of this family. After the death of the original spouse, the male master remarried and had a stepmother. And two beautiful(?) older sisters.The stepmother is sweet-hearted and ruthless. After the death of the male master, he occupied the family property and abused his wife's daughter, and now she wants him to die.All in all, his current identity is a pitiful one, and he feels inexplicably familiar.
"Grandma can eat people, Hui Linlin may never return this time."
"Be careful and you'll be fine. Grandma is blind and can't tell if it's her granddaughter, as long as she wears the red cloak."
"Poor thing, how did he get there? It's scary outside in the dark."
"He's not some ugly, crude little dwarf."
A strange sense of familiarity hit his heart again. Lin Wu wrapped his red cloak tightly and thought about it for a while. He must be in the building now, and he should find a tenant to solve the immediate predicament.If it has come, it will be safe, and it is better to stay unchanged and adapt to the changing situation.
"I've changed it." Lin Wu walked to the servant and said.
The servant didn't even look at him, and pushed open the door next to him, "Go out, your dwarf is outside." A malicious smile appeared on his dark face, "I wish you good luck."
Lin Wu pretended not to see it, and walked out.
"Brother Zhao?!" This dwarf is tall and handsome enough. There must be something wrong with the aesthetics of this world.
The tall man standing by the platform leaned against the tree and closed his eyes to rest. Lin Wu recognized Zhao Fengming at a glance.
Zhao Fengming opened his eyes, put his hand on the platform, and said, "Come up."
Lin Wu happily walked over, the wide skirt was wrapped around his legs, almost fell into the mud, touched his nose in embarrassment, this time he lifted the skirt and walked away, really much lighter.Standing on Zhao Fengming's hand, Lin Wu found that he was only as long as Zhao Fengming's index finger, a real "Thumbelina".
Zhao Fengming put Lin Wu on his shoulders, "Sit still, let's go."
Lin Wu moved his buttocks to make himself sit still, "Brother Zhao, are you real or fake?"
"real."
"How did you get in?" Lin Wu wondered, how did Zhao Fengming get into the building?
Zhao Fengming hesitated... He didn't bother to tell lies, but the truth was too absurd, how could he admit that he was "cute", it was too shameful.
"How did you get so big?"
"You have become smaller." Lin Wu shifted the question, and Zhao Fengming breathed a sigh of relief, "The Vientiane Building is amazing, if the occupants have strong intentions, they can create illusions, like another small world, everything looks real Yes. Alien intruders will become characters in the small world, and we are now playing the role inside, and we can only go out if we find the owner of the illusion, that is, the tenants."
"You know a lot."
Zhao Fengming pushed away a branch to prevent them from hurting Lin Wu on his shoulder, "I came here when the Vientiane Building was still the Dragon King Temple, and I used to live in the guest courtyard of the Dragon King Temple."
Lin Wu, "!!!"
"I'm 260 years old."
Lin Wu sighed, "You have the art of staying beautiful."
Zhao Fengming smiled lightly, "Well, it should be due to successful cultivation."
"You are the real master." Lin Wu touched his poor self, he was fake and shoddy.
"You are very talented. I have never seen someone who draws runes as smoothly and quickly as you, and the runes you draw are very powerful. I can get twice the result with half the effort."
Lin Wu was praised, and a bright smile appeared on his face, "Then I still have some advantages. Although I can't use it by myself, you can use what you draw, and the printing machine is also useful."
Zhao Fengming raised his hand to support Lin Wu's back, "Sit still, you almost slipped."
Lin Wu scratched his head angrily, "It's hard to control the small body. What role are we playing now? I feel so familiar."
"Cinderella, dwarfs?"
"Hmm." Lin Wu kicked his feet. Compared with Zhao Fengming's huge body, he is not so much Cinderella as Thumbelina, "We are in a fairy tale world now. The NPC just issued a task for me , I’m going to see grandma, haha, it can’t be grandma wolf.”
"You'll know when you arrive."
Lin Wu became dwarfed, and the ordinary forest became a tall dense forest for him, not to mention that the trees in the fantasy forest are very tall, and the trunks are straight upwards, and they start to grow horizontally when they are about [-] meters above the ground. The branches and straight trunks have become the best place to grow "oyster mushrooms". There are sporadic pieces growing together, and dozens of hundreds of pieces growing together one after another. "Oyster mushrooms" are big or small, and the buildings on them are also big and small. Sitting on Zhao Fengming's shoulder, Lin Wu saw a strange world, where people the size of a thumb live and work in peace and contentment on the "oyster mushrooms".
I even saw fields on the "oyster mushrooms", with various crops growing.
Very magical place.
What's even more amazing is that there is a clear guide sign to go to grandma's house, as if afraid that they will not find the place, the thoughtful design of the fantasy territory.
I thought grandma was also a little person with a thumb, but Lin Wu changed his mind when he looked at the mushroom house not far away at the end of the path.If the house is built according to the height ratio, the person who lives in the red-roofed mushroom house must be at least three meters tall.
Is it really Grandma Wolf?
As the saying goes, the giant wearing a red wrap dress opened the door and came out with a protruding snout and thick bristly hair covering the whole body. Sharp teeth protruded from the thick upper lip and pressed against the lower lip. Red shredded meat, a stench that hits the face with one mouthful.
"My lovely granddaughter, she is still so petite and cute, why didn't she wear the red cloak that grandma bought for you, and grandma would be angry if she didn't wear beautiful clothes." Grandma Wolf hugged Zhao Fengming, her big hand on Zhao Fengming's back On the beat, the sound of "papapa" made people's teeth sore. "Grandma has prepared delicious thick soup for the good baby. After the soup is finished, we will take a pumpkin carriage to attend the prince's banquet. Grandma has prepared a beautiful dress for the little baby, so that the baby will attract the attention of the audience."
The tall Zhao Fengming became thinner in Grandma Wolf's arms, not to mention Lin Wu with a big thumb. Grandma Wolf almost fell to the ground when she stretched her head over. Fortunately, Zhao Fengming had quick eyesight and quick hands, and got Lin Wu into his hands in time, avoiding the accident.
"Unfortunately, the good baby didn't wear the red cloak prepared by grandma." Grandma Wolf let go of Zhao Fengming, took out a red handkerchief from somewhere and pretended to wipe the corners of her eyes, her greedy and bloodthirsty eyes wandered around Zhao Fengming's plain face , The saliva dripped down from the gap between the teeth unstoppably.Covering her mouth with a handkerchief coyly, she pretended to cry and said, "Whoa, grandma wants to eat bad children who are disobedient. Grandma only likes good children who are obedient."
Lin Wu swears that he heard the sound of grandma wolf swallowing saliva continuously, and now he is not small enough for grandma wolf to swallow in one gulp.Nervously squeezed his hands, Lin Wu stood on Zhao Fengming's hand and shouted: "Grandma, your lovely baby is here."
The grandma with prosopagnosia noticed the little Lin Wu. Seeing the familiar cloak, her hairy face was completely pulled down, and she said angrily: "Oh, my lovely child is still so small, just like your father. A few taels of meat are not tasty at all."
Lin Wu: "..." Hey, there is a lot of information.
Seeing the familiar cloak, it was hard to do anything. Grandma Wolf lost her spirits. She turned around ladylikely, walked back to the house with small steps, and when she reached the door, he turned around with cold eyes, "Baby, welcome to Grandma's house."
"Brother Zhao." Lin Wu, who sat on Zhao Fengming's shoulder again, leaned into his ear and whispered, "Are we really going in?"
It always feels like there is no return.
"We don't know what the tenant is for the time being, so let's follow the characters in the plot." Zhao Fengming stepped forward, he thought for a while, and comforted Lin Wu in an unskilled tone, "Don't be afraid, I'm here."
Lin Wu pursed his lips and smiled. When he saw the ear that was close at hand, he couldn't help reaching out and touching it. It felt quite good. He couldn't help touching it twice, and then found that the ear was slowly turning red.
"Brother Zhao, it's so easy for you..."
Zhao Fengming hastily coughed twice to divert Lin Wu's attention, "I said before that the illusion is equivalent to a small world, and the characters inside are real, outsiders are suppressed by the rules of the small world, and their abilities will be affected. I can tell that Grandma Wolf is very powerful, so be careful when you enter the house."
"She is not only powerful, but also very edible." Lin Wu leaned on Zhao Fengming's neck, and he saw that the fields on both sides of the path leading into the house were full of white bones, all kinds of skulls were just like that. Half-buried in the ground, climbed on the weeds, and the weeds bloomed two white flowers from the black eyes, which were very penetrating.
"Why haven't you come in yet?" Grandma Wolf's unhappy voice came from the room.
Lin Wu responded loudly, "Grandma, I'm coming."
The author has something to say:
I joined V today, I hope my babies will take care of you, I love you~
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Zhao Fengming: Fortunately, he didn't fall off the horse, otherwise where would the old face be? ==
Lin Wu: Hey, what was that white layer under the bed at first?
Zhao Fengming: Σ(°△°|||)︴
Lin Wu: It should be my own dizziness
Zhao Fengming: (⊙_⊙)
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I wouldn't use this method to make Lao Zhao lose his vest, otherwise, where would he put his old face, and how he would fall in love later, how embarrassing it would be.
Guess who is the guest who lives in this room.
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A washed-up martial arts master is reborn thirty years in the past.
Chapter 980 14 hours ago -
In the endless apocalypse, I earn billions a day selling goods on Gaga.
Chapter 413 14 hours ago -
The Reborn Eldest Daughter is Not to be Trifled With
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The Apocalypse: The Stay-at-Home Dad Comes Knocking
Chapter 363 14 hours ago -
A Grand Wedding: Mommy, Run! Daddy's Coming!
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God Hunting Game
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