Overlord only likes to eat silly fish [Quick Transmigration]

Yan Yu was choked for a long time before recovering, while grinding his teeth while comforting himself in his heart, no wonder he was able to ignore this face, it turned out he was blind!

He was so deflated that he swelled up, he was determined to save some face, his eyeballs rolled around, thinking about it.

"The elder's eyes are born like this?" he asked.

Ru Wu shook his head and said, "The little monk was unfortunately due to illness when he was sixteen."

Yan Yu pretended to lament, and said: "There are many beautiful things in this world, and it would be a pity that you can't see them. But, I have a method, you can try it, and experience the magic of creation."

He deliberately said half of it, originally wanting to show off, but the monk was not curious, so he insisted on not biting the bait.

Helpless, Yan Yu could only take the initiative to say: "You can use your hands—"

While speaking, he grabbed the monk's hand and placed it on his cheek.

"Appreciate beauty. For example, if you touch my face and outline my appearance in your heart, you can know whether I am beautiful or not."

His behavior and words were a bit brazen, the monk withdrew his hands, and he tightened his grip and was determined not to relax at all.

Ruwu appeared to be open-minded and transparent. At first, due to secular etiquette, he didn't want to touch people's faces for nothing. Later, he felt that he was tough with his predecessors.

There is no ghost in my heart, so I am naturally not afraid of giving birth to demons if I touch it more.

The monk's hands are not delicate and soft, but the joints are distinct, the ten fingers are slender, and every line is very smooth. Whether it is playing the piano or playing the sword, these hands are perfect.

His hand is very steady, starting from Yan Yu's chin, inch by inch, from bottom to top, there is no slightest touch that makes him stop and tremble.

The petal-like red lips of the fox demon, the delicate and smooth skin of the fox demon, the tall and delicate nose of the fox demon, the eyes of the fox demon, the trembling long eyelashes of the fox demon, the small and lovely ears of the fox demon...

The touch is very slow, and time seems to slow down.

At first Yan Yu was full of anticipation for a good show, but as the hands moved over his face, feeling the warmth and unfamiliar touch of the monk's hands, he gradually felt an indescribable embarrassment.

Is it too intimate and ambiguous?

Soon Yan Yu spurned himself again, seeing that the monk's face was not flushed and his heart was not beating, but he himself couldn't hold back his wild thoughts, it was his own doing!

Yan Yu stabilized his mind, and the monk finished touching, then withdrew his hand and sat quietly.

"How is it?" he asked.

The monk looked up at him, with people reflected in his clear eyes.

"Benefactor, monks don't tell lies." The monk said seriously, "What the little monk said is the truth. Don't be angry when you hear it."

Seeing the guy still grumbling, Yan Yu urged, "You didn't say anything, so how do you know I'd be angry? I'm not a small-minded person. Even if you say I'm ugly like a Rakshasa, I won't argue with you." okay?"

Hearing this, a little embarrassment appeared on the monk's face.While Yan Yu was feeling amazed, he said softly: "The outline I touched, I feel that the benefactor is like a dog I raised when I was young."

Yan Yu: "..."

What kind of hand is this?Why is the error so big?Even if it is a non-human being, it should be a fox. How can it be related to a dog?

"The elder really...has extraordinary insights." Gritting his teeth, he gave a 'praise' to end the farce of the day, and Yan Yu immediately decided to send him away immediately, so he didn't want to compete with this incomprehensible monk.

Farewell to the monk, facing other targets, the fox demon's face finally showed the charm it should have, for many days in a row, without any disadvantages, and seeing that the progress bar of the task was about to run out, he kicked the iron plate again.

This time he was still a monk, his name was also Ru Wu, and he was also blind, and his ability to bring bad luck to Yan Yu was also leveraged.

In order to complete the task, Yan Yu has carefully grasped the measure of selling face, trying to make the target obsessed with it for only a few days, and when it is hopeless, he packs up his extravagant thoughts and lives his own life, but there is always such an idiot, love at first sight, goodbye Terrible, three times without seeing love to the bone, not thinking about tea and food, I will toss myself to death!

Fortunately or not, Chi'er's family members went to the doctor in a hurry, thinking that their son was suffering from an evil spirit, so they invited monks everywhere to exorcise the evil spirits.

The son's life was in danger, and his parents gave alms everywhere, so they treated the wandering monk even more attentively.

After listening to their cries, Ruwu felt that the monster they described that made their son lovesick was somewhat familiar.

He went to see the skinny and dying Chi'er, who was holding a strand of hair in his hand, and whoever moved the Chi'er was in a hurry.

Ruwu was quite capable, he persuaded Chi'er to give him the hair, and there was only one reason for his loyalty: give this lock of hair to the little monk, and the little monk will help the benefactor find the person.

then……

Yan Yu was out of luck.

The monk is not an ordinary monk. He possesses supernatural powers, and the real person does not show his face.

One day, he went into the mountains to hook up with a young and strong woodcutter. He saw a figure from a distance, and was about to jump out from the grass, when he felt darkness in front of his eyes, and the world was spinning. In the blink of an eye, he had left the mountain. , appeared in a meditation room.

He held his forehead to gather his mind, and when he looked up, he saw Monk Ruwu sitting in front of him.

"Why are you?" Yan Yu took a step back vigilantly.

Ruwu clasped his hands together and recited Amitabha, then smiled slightly and said, "Benefactor, it is really for the benefit of the benefactor to call him for a meeting today rashly."

Yan Yu raised his chin and said with a straight face: "I don't know what the elder has to do for my own good!"

"The benefactor is a demon, so he should be cautious. If he devotes himself to cultivating on the right path, why go astray and harm the sons and daughters of a good family." The monk said seriously.

From the moment he appeared in another place out of thin air, Yan Yu knew that Ru Wu had supernatural powers, and he might already know his identity as a fox demon.

So at this moment, he was not surprised to hear the other party mention how the fox demon should behave.

"Elder, you eat radish salty and don't worry about it." Yan Yu snorted coldly, "I play in the world and never kill anyone. I always pay attention to propriety in my actions. Why did I go astray?"

Ru Wudao: "Although the benefactor did not kill anyone, he stole other people's hearts. It makes people feel worse than death. They miss each other day and night, but in the end they still cannot avoid death. Speaking of it, the root cause is the evil done by the benefactor."

Yan Yuzai looked at the monk carefully up and down, and thought to himself, why did this guy know his whereabouts?

He didn't feel he was wrong.He retorted very calmly: "What do you, a monk, care about the love between men and women? I didn't use them to practice magic. I just watched the stars and the moon with them, talked about poetry and life with them, nothing else. Do it in a well-behaved manner, there is nothing inappropriate for children."

Ruwu smiled mysteriously.

He said: "Benefactor, you treat them well, but you have karma with the monk."

Yan Yu was stunned for a moment, thinking about cause and effect in his heart, and then heard the monk say calmly: "The benefactor once married the little monk worshiping heaven and earth, and there is a god standing three feet above his head. The heavens have witnessed it. The little monk needs this karma before he can continue to devote himself to practicing Buddhism. "

These words...why does it sound like you are relying on him?

I feel a little cheated.Yan Yu cautiously said: "Elder, don't talk nonsense! It was just a joke that day, don't take it seriously! I said that you are also mentally ill, you are so capable, I robbed people that day, how could you even give a shit?" Don't let it go? You got into trouble with me afterwards, you don't look like a monk!"

Ruwu didn't reason well with him and refuted him.A benevolent and righteous expression appeared on the monk's face, full of the feeling of sacrifice of "I will go to hell if I don't go to hell".

The monk said: "Benefactor, the young monk is going to return to the secular world and become husband and wife with the donor."

Yan Yu, who thought he was enlightened enough to persuade him to become a monk, suddenly stopped his unrestrained thoughts, reacted for a long time, and finally confirmed that he could not believe it: "Will you be a husband and wife with me? Little monk, are you out of your mind? We are both men, how can we be married?"

The monk met the fox demon's eyes, and after a little thought, he said: "We don't know how, we can go to the common world for a long time, ask more questions and learn more, and then we will know how two men can be a husband and wife together."

Yan Yu was deflated again: "..."

Is this monk forcing sex with him?Fuck, he is a straight and straight young man, please don't be gay! ! !

The author has something to say: Supplement.First update.Good night, okay?