Overlord only likes to eat silly fish [Quick Transmigration]

Yan Yu changed his strategy, and the next day he pretended to be a strong woman who cut the diameter, intending to rob the monk and become her husband.

He was able to use some simple illusions to turn some flowers and plants into little guys who cheered him up. He lay in ambush by the side of the road, and when he saw a monk passing by, he jumped out immediately, tied up the four horses and carried them inside without saying a word. den of thieves.

That night, he delivered food to the monk himself.

The monk is indifferent and calm, as motionless as a mountain, as if he is not worried about his situation at all.

Yan Yu suppressed her voice and pretended to be a girl, "Elder, there are some vegetarian dishes here, do you want to use some?"

The monk looked at his nose, nose and heart, and ignored him at all.

"Elder, you are so handsome. There is no shortage of gold, silver and treasures in the slave family's village. The only fly in the ointment... is that the slave family lacks a man to cuddle with and whisper to each other at night."

Yan Yu twitched in a serious manner, put his hand on the monk's shoulder, and said hypocritically: "I picked a lot of men, and they are all crooked. These days, the elder is very in line with my family's wishes. Since today When children meet by fate, that is the fate of thousands of years of cultivation. You and I should not miss it. You should also cherish the blessings, obey the arrangement of the old man under the moon, and form a married couple. The dragon and the phoenix sing..."

After uttering the words that disgusted him, the monk didn't even lift his eyelids, he was still holding the Buddha beads, as stable as a stone bodhisattva.

Yan Yu thought for a while, this monk didn't seem to have even seen his face, the so-called seeing is not seeing, will he not be tempted because of this?

He felt that this argument was quite reasonable, and at the moment he was very rude and frivolous, stretched out his hand to grab the monk's chin, and lifted the other's face.

The monk's eyes were like water, he didn't avoid it, and looked at the fox demon calmly.

Yan Yu didn't find any amazement or obsession in the other party's eyes, but saw that the other party only regarded him as a pink skull.

At that moment, he suddenly retreated, and the reluctance to fail of the newborn calf suddenly disappeared. He calmed down and thought about it for a while, and couldn't help laughing.

What is he competing with an inexplicable monk.The practice of bad family members is really a shameful thing.

The monk's ability to persevere shows that his Taoism is profound.

Yan Yu withdrew his hand, although he had given up the idea of ​​continuing to seduce the monk, but the matter had come to this point, he decided to tease the monk well, so as to eliminate the bad luck of being unlucky to be a teacher.

After making up his mind, he simply went to confess that the village was in full swing, and that he wanted to play a game of play house with the monks and get married in the bridal chamber.

He walked very fast, and when he disappeared at the door, if he looked back, he could find the interesting eyes of the monk staring at him.

This is not a simple monk, it is not certain who is looking for the fun.

To get married, Yan Yu changed into a red dress, and when it was the monk's turn, he knew that he couldn't persuade the other party to change clothes, and at the same time he didn't want to bother about it, so he put a bright red tulle on the monk. A square red hijab was placed on his head, and he was supported by others, and forced to go to worship hall.

Worshiping the heaven and the earth in a decent manner, without a high hall, skip directly to the third part of the husband and wife worship.

After the ceremony, under Yan Yu's self-editing and self-directing, a group of young people who turned into flowers and plants made a fuss. When it got dark, after entering the bridal chamber, Yan Yu excitedly went to lift the monk's hijab.

The room was bright red and the monk with a calm face raised his eyes to look at Yan Yu.

Yan Yu was planning to keep the monk as firm as a mountain, and he wanted to make a big move to pretend to beg for a kiss, to see if he could scare people into a face...

But at this moment, he found that the monk had changed. He touched his face and said with a smile: "Elder, do you think the slave's house is beautiful?"

A true monk with pure six roots will not realize the beauty of the skin because |form|is|empty.As long as the monk nods his head and admits that his face is good, it is a violation of the precepts.

Unexpectedly, the monk pointed out without changing his face: "Almsgiver, you are originally a son, why come here to tease the little monk?"

It turned out that he had sharp eyes early on and saw through Yan Yu's disguise.

So, without having to pretend to be a female voice, Yan Yu said with a smile: "The elder still didn't say whether I'm beautiful or not?"

Monk Ruwu clasped his palms together and recited a sentence of Amitabha, and said very sincerely: "Almsgiver, this little monk is blind."

The author has something to say: continue to be short.Will resume updating tomorrow.

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