3 years of college entrance examination, 5 years of escape

Of course, Xiaohu would not answer him.Because these things are what Tang Ce likes to eat.

The school's KFC is open 24 hours a day, and he packed a family bucket and brought it back to his dormitory.Zhu Bian was tired from playing games, and was sweating profusely on the treadmill on the balcony.Smelling the frying smell, he made a contemptuous expression on his face.

Tang Ce was amazed, and said with a smile: "What are you pretending to do? Your eyes say that you really want to eat, and you really want to eat."

"Take your junk food and get out of your room!" said the handsome guy Zhu coldly.

He's really salivating, and he's really strong in self-control. At the same time, he secretly resents Ce's bastard's physique that he won't get fat no matter how much he eats. He's so sad, the dog is so naive and so fucking unfair!

Tang Ce went back to the room, threw the takeaway on the table, lay down on the bed, took Xiaohu out of his pocket, put it on his chest, and opened the WeChat software on his phone while stroking it with an aunt's kind smile in the corner of his mouth.

Cute little zombies (4 people)

Cece loves mathematics: I bought KFC, do I have a baby to eat it.

Her Lady Queen: Do not eat.lose weight.

Liandu: I am vegetarian.You ask classmate Zhu@□□Shou Da Tang Hun alone

Cece loves mathematics: he also loses weight.Let me ask you one thing, will monsters reveal their true colors in thunderstorms? @knowledge queen

Her Lady Queen: Normally not.But if it is the first or fifteenth day of the lunar new year, if there is a thunderstorm, the demons who are not fast crossing the catastrophe will show up.

Liandu: Today is the fifteenth day of the lunar calendar.I heard that Yaoxiu's apartment has been messed up.

Cece loves mathematics: When will it change back?

Her Lady Queen: The next day.

Cece loves mathematics: Is there a way to prevent him from changing back?

Her Lady Queen: Using the Locking Talisman can temporarily block his spiritual power.But if the opponent's cultivation base is higher than yours, then GG.

Cece loves mathematics: ojbk.

After putting down the phone, he held the little tiger in both hands, and looked affectionately into its golden eyes.

Ce Ce: ~~

Tiger: ==

One winked, the other was expressionless.After a while, Tang Ce smiled evilly, "I'm going to start sucking you. No one will come to rescue you even if you scream!"

After finishing speaking, he shamelessly put his nose on the little tiger's soft belly and arched it, then kissed its round head several times, and then bit its half-pointed ears with a groan.

At the beginning, Xiaohu would still resist, kicking his legs wildly, flicking his tail wildly, and screaming "Hou Hou". When he realized that the person holding him was an unshakable, stinky and shameless big devil, he remained motionless, with a face full of lovelessness. He fucked himself.

After playing alone with one tiger for most of the night, Tang Ce was also sleepy. He yawned and put Xiaohu on the pillow, leaned on it himself, pulled up the quilt, and said with a smile on his lips, "Xiaohu, I fell asleep today." You will be responsible for you."

Xiaohu was so exhausted that he was slapping him all night, panting with his tongue out, flicking his tail when he heard this, as if saying that it was unnecessary.

Then Tang Ce pinched the back of its neck with two fingers, and smiled sinisterly: "If you are Bai Wangling, if you sleep with me today, you will be responsible for me."

Little Tiger: "..."

It silently lowered its tail.

A night without dreams.

Early the next morning, Tang Ce felt a wet tongue licking his face, and woke up in a daze. His peach blossom eyes were half-closed, and he met a pair of brilliant golden pupils, like a pair of little suns. Brightened him up.

He stretched out his slender index finger and Xiaohu's palm to "givemefive", with a bright and handsome smile on his face, he said softly, "I'm so happy, but I'm not very happy."

"I'm glad you didn't leave, but I'm not happy that you're not Bai Wangling."

Xiaohu lay obediently on his chest, tilted his head, looking innocent and cute, as if he didn't understand what he was talking about.

Tang Ce looked away, pinched Xiaohu's soft palm, looked at the ceiling, and muttered to himself, "I only bully you if you like it, isn't it boring and childish?"

"But I just really like him, childishly like him."

Tang Ce closed his eyes, as if he was taking a nap.Suddenly his chest sank.Xiaohu jumped up lightly, leaned forward, stuck out his tongue and carefully licked his lips.

He lost all sleepiness immediately, picked up Xiaohu and looked at him, with a slightly angry look on his face, he lightly reprimanded: "You little lecherous tiger! Watch how I punish you!"

After finishing speaking, he kissed it on the face and gave it a saliva to wash its face.

There are not many courses in the Ghost Cultivation Academy, and Tang Ce also had this reason in mind when he chose his major.There are only three days of class every week, and the rest of the time is used to practice the content of the class.For example, develop a relationship with the corpse you want to drive away.

There are only two questions in the final assessment of the mortuary course.

Dissertation question: What magic tools should be prepared, what spells should be recited, and what should be paid attention to when exorcising the corpse?

Practice question: Please drive the corpse from the school to Hangzhou and come back

The first question is basically a sub-question, and if the second question is not done well, it is a proposition.There are many precautions in the process of expelling the corpse, including how to break the zongzi when the corpse suddenly turns crazy?If the uniform is obtained, then the journey will be safe and sound.If you can't subdue it, you will die in hell.

Therefore, Yuan Baibai suggested that every student spend more time with their major assignments in private, understand their habits, and cultivate their feelings.

In response to the national cremation and the call for a harmonious society, the school has reduced the number of admissions to the ghost seminary.Only ten students are admitted per session.Therefore, the staff is equipped with a large rice dumpling.

Tang Ce is used to going to the Taoyuan Inn to feed each time before breakfast.Taoyuan Hotel is a chain hotel in Huangquan, entertaining people during the day and ghosts at night.The basement level is used for zombies.

"The fate is wrong. Let's live in Taoyuan. It's red like rain. I don't remember the time and the way." He hummed a little song, and with the little tiger in his pocket, he stepped on the old wooden board, making a crunching sound.

The basement floor is like a parking lot, with all the frames and lines planned completely, and what is parked in each frame is a pagoda wood coffin.On the wall where the license plate is used to hang, the name and student number are written.

Places with many dead people are always overcast, but today, for some reason, it is rather warm.Warm means strong yang.People with strong yang qi ward off evil spirits and are not easy to attract dark things.But avoid close contact with zongzi.

Generally speaking, the zongzi whose body does not rot, the soul in the body is still alive.If you suck a few people's yang energy, you will get up and dance.

Therefore, too much yang energy is not a good thing for the place where the corpse is placed.

Sure enough, when Tang Ce had completely entered the basement floor, many zongzi pushed aside the coffin boards and crawled out for a meeting.Because these zongzi are one in a million, all of them have beautiful features, so it is not scary to get together.

Instead, they seemed a little scared of Tang Ce.

One by one huddled in the corner, hid behind the coffin, trembling,

"Come, come, let's eat." Tang Ce flicked the special talisman paper in his hand, but all of them remained motionless like an old monk.

Their terrified gazes shot at the bulging ball in Tang Ce's pocket at the same time.

Tang Ce subconsciously understood, raised his eyebrows, turned around and went back to the first floor, left Xiaohu with the shopkeeper, and then turned back to the negative floor, the wind was blowing, and the rice dumplings obediently lay back in their coffins to sleep.

It seemed that their instincts had woken them up just now, and they wanted to escape from danger.

"Bad tiger, you miss me again." Tang Ce cursed with a low laugh, went upstairs to pick up Xiaohu, and walked towards the cafeteria as if nothing had happened.

For several days, they lived in peace and harmony like this.Until one day after class, the dormitory group rang.

Cute little zombies (4 people)

Her Lady Queen: Bai Wangling seems to have disappeared.The gossip section of the forum posted his huge reward.

Liandu: What did Jianzong Academy say?

Her Lady Queen: It's strange that she didn't say anything.

Liandu: Then I should go out to do some errands.

Her Majesty the Queen: A few days ago, he was still teaching students, but suddenly disappeared.There was no sound from Jianzong or the principal's office, but the student he tutored, called... oh, "Fang Qiyue", called the senior management to say that Bai Wangling was missing, and said that he might have been kidnapped, and asked the school to send someone immediately go find it.

□□Guarding the Soul of the Tang Dynasty Alone: ​​Who will offer a reward when they are full?

Your Lady Queen: Bai Wangling Support Club.In fact, it's a group of gays' self-orgasm and carnival, so don't worry about it.It's just that Fang Qiyue's matter is a bit of a headache.He is a sophomore, and he has been chasing Bai Wangling since he came in as a freshman.His private life was quite chaotic. At first, everyone thought he was acting on a whim, but who knew he would be so persistent.

□□Guarding the soul of the Tang Dynasty alone: ​​So what?

Her Majesty the Queen: He pretended to be Bai Wangling's boyfriend, and went to the Cultivation Realm police station to register his disappearance.

□□Guarding the soul of the Tang Dynasty alone: ​​When did the Bai Wangling Mausoleum disappear?

Her Lady Queen: According to his roommate, it was the fifteenth day of the lunar calendar, and he did not return home at night.And never went back.

□□Guarding the soul of the Tang Dynasty alone: ​​Did Bai Wangling give you extra lessons that day? @林狗子

Cece loves mathematics: Yes.

Her Lady Queen: Where did he go after class?

Cece loves mathematics: I don't know.

He really didn't know that a bolt of lightning struck the sky, and Bai Wangling disappeared.It's hard for him to tell everyone that Bai Wangling has turned into a cat, right?

Besides, the cat refused to admit it.

Tang Ce put down the phone, flicked Xiaohu's forehead with his fingers, and then sighed faintly: "Bai Wangling is missing. I'm really worried about him."

After he finished speaking, he picked up the headset and put it on, and went to the game with Zhu Bian heartlessly to collect protection fees.

Although Xiaohu can't "meow" yet, he has already learned how to make trouble.It took an elegant catwalk, stepped on the mechanical keyboard, and then lay down like a beautiful woman, lying down, staring at Tang Ce innocently.

Tang Ce's skill button was just blocked by its body, so he heard a heart-piercing scream from the headset, the screen turned red, and the character GG.

"Fuck! What's the matter with you? Can't beat Tibetan Sword???" Zhu Bian roared fiercely, "You are not ashamed to lose to a little yellow chicken, but I am ashamed too!"

Classmate Zhu chanted like a monk chanting scriptures, it was annoying to death.Tang Ce took off the headset and threw it aside, and looked at Xiaohu expressionlessly, trying to force it to admit its mistake with fierce eyes.

After three seconds, Xiaohu let out a soft "Mi", then lowered his head in aggrieved manner, leaning on his paws, his weak, innocent and pitiful eyes seemed to be accusing: Why don't you play with me?

Tang Ce immediately unplugged the network cable.

I don't play games anymore after selling accounts!

Ask why get out of the pit?

Because my cat wants me to stroke it.

Paper cannot contain fire, and things will be exposed sooner or later.Pets are not allowed in student apartments.When Jiang Lingwan, the class teacher, made a surprise inspection of the dormitory hygiene and discipline, he found Xiaohu.

He pushed his gold-rimmed glasses, well-dressed and beastly smiled: "Student Tang Ce, where did you get this mythical beast?"

Tang Ce replied calmly, "I picked it up."

"Then it's a coincidence that you picked it up. It seems to be the blood of the white tiger, an ancient mythical beast that has been extinct for a long time. Of course, the specific identity needs to be sent to the medical school for testing."

As soon as he heard that blood was going to be drawn, Tang Ce's expression darkened, and he said coldly, "I refuse."

"That's good. Since Professor Qin Yuan was just called away by the police comrades to cooperate with the investigation of a missing student case, I have something to ask you. I hope you will be lenient if you confess, otherwise you will be stricter if you resist." Jiang Lingwan said with a half-smile: "Bai Wangling was helping you with tutoring in the small classroom on the night of his disappearance. The school surveillance captured him entering the classroom, but there was no footage of him coming out. Excuse me, did you kidnap him, or did you kidnap him?"

Qin Yuan is the dean of the school, and when she was called to the police station, it must be Fang Qiyue who made things worse.Before Tang Ce could speak, the student who was wavy and dressed like a Barbie doll frowned and scolded, "Troublesome!"

This is the Queen in the WeChat group. Her real name is Li Jun. She is the legal heir of the Li Family Consortium in the cultivation world. It's a woman.But he doesn't like men, and even dislikes gays.

So he didn't like Fang Qiyue very much.

Li Jun crossed his arms and said, "Principal, our dormitory is bigger. There are only four rooms in total, plus a kitchen and a living room. You can search around to see if there is a fifth person. Bai Wangling is really not here. .Besides, if he didn't volunteer, who can kidnap him?"

Zhu Bian: "Second."

Jiang Lingwan actually knew what was going on.Qin Yuan just wasn't happy to be involved in this mess, so she glanced at the little white tiger in Tang Ce's hand warningly, turned around and said, "Tomorrow I will see Bai Wangling appear at school. Otherwise, you all will go to the detention center!" "

When he walked to the door, he felt overwhelmed at the thought of Qin Yuan exhausting himself for Tang Ce and Bai Wangling, so a bad feeling came to his heart, and he sent a voice transmission to Tang Ce: "Bai Wangling has no memories of the past, you Why bother to be obsessed with it? Even if you hold him back, he is only out of good breeding and doesn't care about you. Let him go before things get serious. "

The people's teacher has been doing this for a long time, and he also knows that Xiaozhi should be moved with emotion and courtesy, "Back then, Ye Changjian left without saying goodbye, climbed the ladder alone, faced the brains of the gods, and finally ended up in ashes. Responsibility, out of obligation, he deserved his death. It can be said that he was worthy of the people of the world."

"But I'm only sorry for Tang Jiangli."

"He failed no one, except his lover."

"You might as well put yourself in the situation and think about it. If you were Tang Jiangli and Tang Huaixing, you were abandoned over and over again, and forced to face the situation of life and death between your loved ones, what would you do?"

Tang Ce tried to think about such a fucking situation, and answered honestly, "I don't want to see him again in my next life. I don't want to meet that person who stabbed a candy again."

After finishing speaking, he fell silent.

Ask yourself, if the cultivation world still needs him, he will still have no hesitation.Just like what attracted him back then was Tang Jiangli's solitary self-portrait, daring Tangmen arrogance.What Tang Jiangli likes about him is also because of his chivalry of "I will go with thousands of people".

He won't throw this away.

Therefore, no matter how many times he returns to his mother's womb for transformation, as long as the things in his bones remain the same, he will always be him.

But thinking about it this way, he felt that he was quite an asshole.He insisted on what he insisted on, seeking benevolence and gaining benevolence, but left Tang Jiangli with endless and long loneliness.

When Jian San's relationship is separated, he always likes to say a sentence, "It's better to forget each other in the rivers and lakes than to be in love with each other." Perhaps in this life, he and Bai Wangling should forget each other in the rivers and lakes before they start.

But this thought hurts him just thinking about it.

He shrugged nonchalantly, showing a naughty smile, and sent a voice transmission to Jiang Lingwan, "It doesn't matter if Bai Wangling remembers his previous life, I won't let go."

"His life is mine, and his death is also mine. No one can get involved."

Seeing that the goal of beating the mandarin ducks with sticks had not been achieved, Jiang Ling left angrily.

Tang Ce gulped Xiaohu's head gleefully, and went back to his room to take a nap.But when he woke up, Xiaohu was gone.Although he had been prepared for a long time, he was caught off guard and lost all of a sudden. He was still itchy with anger, and he was ready to settle the score when he lifted the quilt.

When he opened the door and walked into the living room, Jun Jun gave him a look as if he had seen a ghost, and said meaningfully: "I feel like my face is swollen." When he came out, he thought to himself: Fortunately, my old lady can live safely, otherwise the principal will search the room, and everyone will have to sleep in the open tonight.

He also admired Tang Ce very much, after all Xueba's force value is not low, "You really kidnapped Bai Wangling?"

While putting on his shoes, Tang Ce said, "No."

Junjun's eyeballs rolled around, and asked ghostly, "Then you two are dating?"

"No." He opened the door, "Do you know where Bai Wangling went?"

"Let's do it for students. He's not here these days, and the work is piled up like a mountain."

***

Bai Wangling sat on the office chair, staring at the computer screen in a daze.

The transformation that day was purely accidental.It was no accident that Lai stayed in Tang Ce's bedroom afterwards.

He suddenly rolled up the sleeve of his left hand, revealing a smooth arm.There used to be a sign there.

Tang Jiangli and Ye Changjian tied the love spell of Fengling Yedu—one heart and one mind.When one party is in danger, the other party will bear half of the damage for him.But shortly after Ye Changjian disappeared, the love spell was unilaterally lifted.

The moment the rune on his arm disappeared, Tang Jiang felt ashamed.The two are friends who know each other well, and also lovers who share their hearts.Of course he knew what this meant - the little bastard Ye Changjian had left him again to bear the weight that life couldn't bear.

He was so angry that he gritted his teeth, hated so deeply, hurt so painfully, and loved so much that he couldn't bear to blame.

But he couldn't think of anything other than fulfillment.

……

The gods are afraid of him, and all the plots are in full swing, quietly preparing.If he didn't die, the day the conspiracy would never surface.

So he disarmed himself.When the physical body dissipated and the soul returned to the heaven and the earth, the turbulent heart finally calmed down.He heard the endless call of animism, and saw the traces left by his lover on the green grass, morning dew, mountains, rivers, lakes and seas.

A scholar dies for his confidant, and he deserves to die.

When they met again, Ye Changjian became Ye Ce, but he was still a knife wrapped in honey, so sweet that his body and mind became numb and involuntary, and he killed himself so completely that he was completely defeated without leaving any behind.

In this life, I no longer have a sword of Damocles hanging above my head, so I am no longer violent and extreme.

He will not and does not want to force Tang Ce.

If the other party is interested, then Jinfeng Yulu.

If the other party has no intention, then make a difference.

Until that evening, Tang Ce pushed open the door of the counseling room, and said with a smile, "Hello, Senior Bai."

Those charming peach blossom eyes were bent into two crescent moons, a little less frivolous and romantic, and more childlike innocence.

Bai Wangling thought, he regretted it.

Life after life, he will never forget these clear and flawless eyes.

You can't escape, you can't hide, and you will surrender as soon as you encounter it.

He was in a state of confusion, lowered his eyes, and looked helpless, like a student who made a mistake, waiting for the teacher's severe reprimand.

Tang Ce pushed open the door of the Xuegong Office, and all he saw was such a handsome and cute face.How cute it looks.I was overjoyed.

Today is the weekend, and there is no one else in the Academic Affairs Office.

He walked in, closed the door, came to Bai Wangling's seat, and said, "Senior, I have something to tell you."

Hearing Simu's voice unexpectedly, Bai Wangling was startled, and dropped the pen in his hand to the ground.He didn't care to pick it up, raised his head and asked, "What?"

Tang Ce leaned forward, stretched out his hand to support the desk, surrounded Bai Wangling in his shadow, looked down at him, and said with a smile, "Actually, you were my wife in your previous life."

Bai Wangling's face turned red into a Fuji apple at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"I still like you very much. So you can be my wife again." Seeing Bai Wangling's silence, Tang Ce suddenly felt sour. "I swear, I won't make you wait for me this time."

"It's okay." Bai Wangling looked into his eyes seriously, and said solemnly, "You're gone, I'll catch up."

I was also young and frivolous, wasting endless time.

Fortunately, there was never a miss between them.