3 years of college entrance examination, 5 years of escape

Other people's university Internet cafes are soaking, the game is on, and the relationship is flirting. Even if you have to go to the library to cram for a while at the end of the monthly exam, there is still a beautiful school girl by your side.

However, Tang Ce had to go to the mountains to dig graves during the seventh month of the lunar calendar when the cloudiness was at its heaviest, and he had to travel to remote and backward mountainous areas.Because cremation is now practiced in big cities, digging graves can not only dig out an urn, but also be beaten by the grave guards and then sent to the police station.

What is the purpose of digging graves?

This matter is really a child without a mother, and it is a long story.

Tang Ce, as a disciple of Genzhengmiaohong's fairy sect, didn't know which tendon was wrong when he entered the school. He didn't apply for his own major in sword sect, but ticked the box of the magic training institute run by Fengling Yedu's technical support. .

There are two departments under the Devil's Academy: Ghost Cultivator and Demon Cultivator.

The Department of Demon Cultivation, as the name suggests, is a major only for demons or transvestites.As a purebred human, Tang Ce could only attend when there was no class.

Then he was naturally assigned to the Ghost Cultivation Department.The head of the department is an old acquaintance Tang Jian, that is, his own brother.

There is a saying in Fengyun Peak: You will never guess what the job of the teachers and professors teaching here is.

For example, Tang Jian.

In the world, he is a three-gold actor in his prime.Because he was afraid that the paparazzi would dig into his background, he took the alias Yuan Shu for himself.As soon as this son made his debut, it went smoothly. He was matched by two veteran movie kings who lowered their social status, and then matched them to fight for high-quality resources for him, which aroused the red eyes of many young actresses.

In the world of comprehension, he is Yuan Baibai who behaves strangely and deserves to be beaten.His face was whiter than a newly built wall, he was dressed in hemp and filial piety, and a 20cm coffin hat was on his head. When he spoke, it was like a ghost singing a show, half-dead, yin and yang, and goose bumps all over his body.

This man has a unique skill that is driving corpses.

Chasing corpses, chasing corpses, of course you need corpses to chase, right?

So he sent several young and strong men with exuberant yang energy to go up the mountain to dig graves.

Tang Ce, the unlucky younger brother, was the first to bear the brunt of it, and every time he was named by him intentionally or unintentionally, he went to the mountains to do coolies.

When he arrived at his destination after trekking through mountains and rivers, he received a temporary mission from Yuan Baibai, saying that the school is a humane education, and if the teaching tool—the dead body, has a hideous face and is too ugly, it will scare Xiaobai Rabbit-like students.

So the zombie that Tang Ce brought back to school had to be very handsome, if not handsome, then handsome.If delicate and beautiful is not enough, then it must be clean, at least like an ordinary person.

Cheating!

The bad-tempered classmate Ce Ce smashed the communicator on the spot.

These zombies have been dead for decades at least, and when they are dug out, there is only a set of bones left, and they still want to have a good appearance?

The shattered silver bell was still working dutifully, and Yuan Baibai's voice sounded like a capon, and said leisurely: "If you can't complete the task, don't even think about the mortuary class this semester."

"……day!"

Ce Ce wiped his face with humiliation, then picked up a chopstick, jingled a broken bowl, and looked like a generation of beggars, sitting on the grave with his legs up to tease ghosts.

"Thinking of the beauty, the return of the soul—"

He sang an adapted version of The Wind Chime Yedu's Spiritual Song.

The rotting corpses pushed away the coffin boards and crawled out slowly.

"Come, come, stand in a row. Don't be crowded. Those who have not lost their skin stand in front, and those who are crooked can go back."

Of course, digging graves is only a trivial item in his university compulsory courses.

And alchemy.

"Turn the table! I'm not a medical student, what a ghostly pill!"

Dr. Li said unhurriedly: "You new ghost cultivators, the basic course for getting started is to refine the body avoiding pill. This pill is used to prevent the century-old zongzi. You don't need to hold your breath when you wear it on your body, and they won't find you. There is Chensha Dan, which is used to detoxify corpses..."

As he spoke, he skillfully cut open the head of a little white rabbit and took out its brain to make pills.

A fair student was crying like pear blossoms and rain, crying hoarsely: "Tutu is so cute, why do you want to kill Tutu!!!"

Doctor Xiao Li waved his hand, and the patrolling members of the Disciplinary Group, who were responsible for maintaining discipline, entered the classroom and dragged the irrational boy down. Before leaving, he was still stubbornly resisting, "Don't kill Tutu!!! Let me go, you cold-blooded Heartless monster!!"

Tang Ce swallowed expressionlessly, and said, "Let's eat spicy rabbit head tonight."

Zhu Bian coolly replied: "Second."

At this time, the bell hanging on Dr. Li's waist rang.He put down the knife and fork, and said apologetically to the students in the audience, "I'm sorry. I'll answer the phone."

He walked out of the classroom, and a faint voice came from the corridor: "Principal? Oh, okay. Then I'll go over now."

Dr. Li folded the line and came back, saying, "I'm sorry, students. This class will be postponed, and I have to rush to do an operation." He suddenly saw a boy in a white shirt passing by outside the door, as if seeing a savior. As if, he quickly stopped: "Student Bai! I remember that your class has already taken this class, please be a substitute teacher and explain it for me."

Then he took off his white coat and ran away in a hurry without asking others if they agreed.

The person who walked in was the junior senior of Jianzong Academy, and also the number one school girl and academic bully on the top of the wind and clouds - Bai Wangling.He originally planned to go to the library to review, but now he was driven out of the shelves. There was no look of impatience on his face, but his brows were a little cold, and his eyes were like a bright moon on a snow-capped mountain, a little proud of himself.

Dr. Li was in a hurry, and the things on the kitchen counter were not cleaned up, and there was a bloody mess.

Bai Wangling's appearance was handsome, like pear blossoms piled up with snow, extremely handsome, and extremely elegant.He has a dignified temperament and is very upright and awe-inspiring.He put on his white coat slowly, and his simple movements were pleasing to the eye and very elegant.

But it doesn't stop there.

Maybe Doctor Li didn't do anything cruel, or maybe the rabbit's vitality is too tenacious, even after half of the craniotomy, it can still kick its legs.

Bai Wangling didn't know what he was thinking, maybe because he couldn't bear it, he couldn't do it for a while, so he just stared at the rabbit.

It looks a little silly.

The ambitious male and female students in the audience screamed with excitement, and some wolfish expressions appeared on their faces.Bai Wangling is like a flower on a high mountain. Although it cannot be climbed, it is also involuntarily imagined.

Tang Ce couldn't stand it anymore.He likes the hero to save the beauty and show off his prestige the most, so he went up and said, "Little beauty, are your hands shaking? I'll do it!" He took the rabbit from Bai Wangling's hand neatly, and raised his hand When the knife fell, it chopped off its head.

The rabbit's body twitched and was completely motionless.

For a moment, neither Bai Wangling nor the students in the audience looked very good-looking.

Tang Ce smacked his mouth and said to himself: "Cumin rabbit legs are delicious, I wonder if we can use them as waste and pack them back?"

A thrilling alchemy class ended hastily under Tang Ce's gag.

On the way back to the dormitory, Zhu Bian frowned and muttered: "Those three-good students are so frightened by you? Their faces are all pale. What if you have nothing to do to recruit him? I heard that he will be the chairman of the next disciplinary group." .At that time, I will have your good fruit to eat!"

"Hey hey hey." Tang Ce smiled nonchalantly. He was so wicked that he had a good appearance of a handsome young man from the south of the Yangtze River.

I saw him rubbing his hands, and said cheaply, "I like to bully the little white rabbit, and I like to see him panicked, and it's better to yell 'help me'! Bahahaha——"

Zhu Bian seemed to have thought of something, raised the corners of his mouth and smiled coldly, with a look of madness in his clothes, "What's the point of bullying him? If you have the guts, you can pick him up! When he falls in love with you with all his heart, it's up to you." It's time to dump him again. That face, tsk tsk, I guarantee you will never forget it."

It can be seen that the saying "Things of a feather flock together and people are divided into groups" is accurate and vicious.

Tang Ce restrained his laughter, looked at Zhu Bian with pity, stretched out his paw and stroked his short hair, "Poor boy. Is this how you were treated by love in the past?"

"I think you deserve a beating!" Maybe it was because of what was being said, Zhu Bian raised his fist the size of a sandbag, and chased and beat Tang Ce all over the teaching building.

Unknowingly, I went to Jianzong Academy, and saw a delicate student joking with Bai Wangling in the corridor, with a very friendly expression.Bai Wangling was still clear and indifferent, with all manners of etiquette, but his eyes showed a slight alienation.

Then the two entered a small classroom hand in hand.

A sharp chill flashed across Tang Ce's eyes, and it was fleeting. Then he smiled casually, "Hey, what are they trying to do in broad daylight? Unspoken school rules? I'll report him to Principal Jiang!"

Zhu Bian rolled his eyes, "Jianzong Academy has organized a Hope Corner Club. Seniors and sisters with excellent grades will tutor students in small classrooms after school."

Tang Ce rubbed his chin, and laughed sinisterly.

Zhu Bian and him have been brothers for three years. The two are familiar with each other and can guess what farts they are putting on as soon as they take off their pants, so they throw cold water and say, "It's too late for you to change your major now!"

But Tang Ce didn't answer, and tiptoed over, standing quietly at the back door of the classroom like a head teacher, closely watching the movements of the people inside.

The handsome student's name is Fang Qiyue, a celebrity in the gay circle of comprehension, Yuan Yang who likes to pick young chickens the most, his way of cultivation is not very pure.Relying on the blessings of his ancestors and his relationship with his father, he entered Jianzong.There is no ulterior motive for approaching Bai Wangling.

In order to be effective, the tutoring is one-on-one, so the venue does not need to be very spacious.This classroom can accommodate about ten people. It was originally a storage room, but it was temporarily cleaned up for use by the Jianzong Academy.

It is conceivable that the distance between the seats will not be very large.

Taking the opportunity of asking a question, Fang Qiyue almost wanted to stick his whole body against Bai Wangling, and that small cherry mouth seemed to want to hit his face directly.

Bai Wangling kept a distance from him in a nonchalant manner, not allowing his trickery to succeed.

Ye Ce looked at it for a while, then felt that it was meaningless, turned around and left.He didn't even say hello to Zhu Bian, his whole body seemed to be soaked in a pool of snow in the middle of the twelfth lunar month, and even when he rubbed his shoulders, he felt the chill.

On the second day, there was no class in the Ghost Seminary.Zhu Bianwo was assembling gunpla in his room, when he heard the sound of the door closing outside, he didn't know which hardworking roommate had gone out early in the morning.

Tang Ce's father, Tang Yi, and Tang Xiuyao, the head of the Tang family, are cousins.And the patron father behind Jianzong Academy is Tangmen.Therefore, relying on his family relationship, he insisted on stuffing himself, who is both good in character and learning, into the Hope Corner cram school, and arrogantly asked Bai Wangling to tutor him by name.

Jiang Lingwan stamped his application with a sneer, watched him go out, and said lightly, "Stuff the fox's tail."

Whether he is Tang Ce or Ye Ce, whether he has forgotten his past or is pretending to be stupid, anyone with a discerning eye will know.

Unexpectedly, Tang Ce pouted, and said aggrievedly, "Principal Jiang, my mother is human. How can you slander her as a fox?" Then he looked helplessly at the people who came by, and said, "Professor Yuan, what do you mean?" Woolen cloth?"

Jiang Lingwan yelled in his heart: It was tricked!Horses stumble and people stumble!I didn't read the almanac when I went out today, but I fell into the hands of this little fox!

Immediately, I lost face, got out of the seat, walked outside, held Qin Yuan's hand, and said tenderly: "You are here. I didn't say anything. Really. I am teasing the children. I know too Jian Han treats you well, and every time I have something delicious, I never forget to bring you a piece..."

Qin Yuan sighed: "Don't embarrass them. Help if you can."

"Of course, of course."

He promised happily, but he had already cut Tang Ce to pieces countless times in his heart.

After dinner, Tang Ce stepped into the small classroom on time, put the test paper in front of Bai Wangling, and said with a smile, "Senior Bai, hello."

Bai Wangling was grading the homework of the students in the remedial class. He only felt that the voice was a little familiar, and he felt trembling in his heart. He raised his head and looked in shock, "You... aren't you from the Ghost Academy?"

"What? You look down on demon cultivators and refuse to teach ghost cultivators?" Tang Ce raised his brows with a sense of rage. He had a good skin, no matter how bad he was, he was still a rascal with a handful of flair.

"No." Bai Wangling shook his head, pointed to the seat beside him, and said concisely, "Sit."

"What do you want to tutor?"

Tang Ce sat down from Shan Ruliu, pushed the paper in front of Bai Wangling, and said, "C language."

In addition to cultivating immortals and cultivating demons, Fengyun Peak also has normal courses in human universities, such as English, literature appreciation, and computer programming.

Bai Wangling picked up the paper and studied it carefully, then took up a pen and explained it to him one by one.

Tang Ce rested his chin on one hand, leaned lazily on the table, and looked at him sideways.This man's appearance is really unique.If the color is increased by one point, it will be a bit tacky.If the expression is any colder, it doesn't look like a living person.No matter how good he looks, he makes himself scratch his head, wishing he could master Fang Qiyue's shamelessness and directly suck his handsome face.

"Understood?" Bai Wangling halfway through speaking, raised his head to look at him, caught off guard as if he was looking at his prey, suddenly flustered, his almost transparent white cheeks flushed twice.

Tang Ce was overjoyed when he saw this person, he couldn't be more pure and beautiful, he had nothing to say, like a little mouse who had stolen lamp oil, and said in a slippery tone: "Senior, your birth is really pretty. Your face is like a red apple. Makes me want to take a bite."

Hearing this, Bai Wangling felt as if he had just seen a ghost, his eyes were reddish, as if he was so angry, but also ashamed and angry, as if he was about to shed tears.

Ye Ceqi was surprised.Yesterday, that little gay man made a fuss to get close to Bai Wangling on purpose, and he didn't see him reacting so violently. He just said a few words, why is he like a chaste and strong woman who is forced into prostitution, and is going to swear to the death?

Could it be that Bai Wangling likes Fang Qiyue's?

Ye Ce shuddered when he thought of that man's gorgeous eyeliner.I couldn't bear to really make Bai Wangling cry, so I said with a smile: "Okay. You are thin-skinned, so I won't tease you. I really don't understand this C language, so you can explain it to me carefully."

When he smiled, Bai Wangling forgot to be angry.He lowered his head again and spoke slowly.

Tang Ce understood and pretended not to understand, and asked nonsense.Bai Wangling was patient and explained in detail. Apart from his red ears, he returned to his upright and upright appearance.

He didn't pay attention to the time when he said this, and after repeating a set of papers three times, he looked up and saw that the clock hanging on the wall had already shown 22:28.

In order to facilitate students' practice, Fengyun Peak's work and rest time is very regular.At 10:30 in the evening, the power will be cut off during the full calibration, and the dormitory will close on time at [-]:[-].Students who have passed the time can only sleep outside on the road.

The minute hand points to 6, and there is a sound of "dang", and the classroom is suddenly plunged into darkness.At this time, the wind was howling outside the window, dark clouds were billowing in the sky, Kerala's electric lights were flashing continuously, and rumbling thunder continued.

How is it written in the novel?

In this situation, there must be a panicked beauty throwing herself into her arms.

Tang Ce was very happy in his heart, thinking that God was helping me, his voice was so soft that water could be squeezed out, and he called out "Senior Bai", but no one answered.Feeling very strange in his heart, he stretched out his hand to his side, but when he touched it, it was empty.

Tang Ce's heart skipped a beat, and he quickly took out his phone and turned on the flashlight, only to see that the small classroom was empty, but there was a small white cat the size of a palm sitting on Bai Wangling's seat.

"Fuck?" Ye Ce widened his eyes in surprise, squatted down, and looked at the white cat, "Are you still a cat demon?"

The little white cat opened its mouth ferociously, and screamed childishly: "Hey~" (It's not a cat demon, it's a brain axe!)

"Stupid!" Tang Ce grabbed it quickly and put it in his pocket, and walked out with the light of his mobile phone, "Cats meow. You are really unqualified as a cat demon!"

"Hey~" (not a cat demon!)

As Tang Ce walked, he put his hand in his pocket and stroked its fluffy round head. The corners of his mouth involuntarily turned up like a gold ingot, "It's so cute. I'll call you Xiaohu."

Then domineeringly announced, "You are mine. Protest is invalid."

"Roar~" came out of Xiaohu's pocket, pretending to be full of momentum.

"What are you shouting about? I don't understand." Tang Ce patted it on the head, "Be good. What do you want to eat? KFC or McDonald's?"