Who is the father of this egg! ?

It grew up in Pangang Mountain. Apart from blind obedience, it doesn't know how to please a human being called 'master'. It only remembers what its mother said before she died, to be obedient and gentle when getting along with humans, so that it can go smoothly. live in human society.

Lynx's original appearance was too mighty and domineering. When it was exposed to people several times, it frightened humans and ran away. It can maintain its human form for a short time. Come out to look for food at night, fight with a bunch of wild cats and dogs and turn over the trash can. As a big cat, the talent makes it invincible in the battle with wild cats and dogs, but this kind of life also makes the young bobcat exhausted It is easy to win a fight, but it is not easy to eat a full stomach without starving or freezing.

It has been a squeamish big cat since it was a child. The sudden departure of its mother made it at a loss. Long Er rescued it, and it followed Long Er. When Long Er didn't want it, it took Ji Baba's 100 Yuan Qian wandered to Wangzhou City in the next province.

There are no caves exuding the scent of green grass in the city, only stinky trash cans, no delicious and clean rabbits ==, only big rats running around that scare a cat to death kind.The big cat is very uncomfortable with the wandering life in the city, and he is extremely eager to find a gentle owner like his mother said, and live a pampered life like a domestic cat.

When seeing Yang Yan appearing, Shanmao had an intuition that this beautiful girl would adopt him. While scratching the big dog with one paw, it created a layer of cute and beautiful fur on the original shape, and successfully reached the Purpose.

Now that the 'master' has easily revealed its true colors, the big cat heaved a sigh of relief. It let out two unintelligible 'cuckoo' sounds from its throat, and let Yang Yan play with its ear hairs, taking care of itself. He took a piece of chicken from the soup bowl and continued to chew.

Yang Yan didn't care about its behavior. She looked at her own cat's behavior in one way or another, and she found it cute no matter how she looked at it, "Her father is so kind, and her mother is also very good. Although her brother is fierce, he is also very good." ... She is so happy... But I can't stay here for too long, it will hurt her, what will you do if I leave? I'm afraid she will bully you, you are so cute, I will be sad if she bullies you ..." The girl hugged Shan Mao's neck tightly, and unconsciously, her appearance changed into that of another girl of the same age.

She wore two twisted braids, a dark red jacket on her upper body, and green floral-blue trousers on her lower body. Her overall attire was incompatible with the environment of the room she was in, and even her accent had changed.

"I'm really worried about you..."

It's a typical good money accent.

The big cat stretched out its chicken soup-smelling tongue and licked her cheek.

No, I am Miss Shanmao who survived the Pangang Mountain fire, and no one can bully me except you.

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After supper, it was past twelve o'clock, Ji Xiaoxiao was so sleepy, Ji Baba looked at Feng Zhen in embarrassment, and seemed to have something to say in his eyes.Feng Zhen shook his head at him, then pinched the back of Ji Xiaoxiao's neck to force him to wake up, Ji Xiaoxiao shuddered and looked at Feng Zhen dissatisfied, "Why are you pinching me, Huahua , look at the bad uncle pinching me, I did not make a mistake..."

Subconsciously, Ji Baba wanted to be careless, so he patted Feng Zhen lightly, put his arms around his son and said, "Daddy hit him! Darling, let's go to bed, I feel so sorry for Dad, and I have to go to school tomorrow. "

"Ah~~~~" Ji Xiaoxiao yawned for a long time, leaned her head in her father's arms, closed her eyes and whimpered coquettishly, "Since Xiaoxiao went to cram school, she can't play with Huahua every day. It’s been a long time since I went to see a stall with Huahua..."

Ji Baba felt sour, and hurriedly took his son to the bedroom. He didn't dare to look back at Feng Zhen's eyes. After all, he had just agreed to let Feng Zhen take care of Xiao Xiao, and now he broke his promise and became fat again. It must be ugly.

Putting the quilt on the bed for his son, Ji Baba was about to back out lightly, Ji Xiaoxiao held on to his sleeves and did not let go, moaning relentlessly, "Drawing can also sleep, the baby can't sleep alone ne~"

Ji Baba's heart almost melted, and he almost slipped his slippers into bed, but was stopped by Feng Zhen who walked in afterwards.

"Listen to me, let him sleep alone in the future. Even in the world, a 16-year-old child does not sleep in the same bed as his father. How decent is it?"

Ji Baba was a little bit reluctant, and argued weakly, "We are still young. Compared with human beings, we are only two years old at most. Many of their two-year-old children have not been weaned yet."

Feng Zhen had no expression on his face, "Oh, how old was the weaned child?"

"About six or seven years old—why do you ask this! Xiaoxiao didn't eat my milk, even if she wanted to!" Ji Baba blushed immediately when he realized how shameful he had said. , his eyes wandered and he didn’t dare to look at Feng Zhen, he stammered and explained, “Xiao Xiao always eats milk powder, do you know that milk powder is poured into a cup, then stirred and fed to Xiao Xiao with a spoon drink."

Speaking of which, Ji Baba thought of the scene when he was feeding the stinky bastard in the past. It was so hard, half of a cup of milk could be spilled, and the small spoon the size of a fingernail was broken by his little fat hand. , and spit out milk when things go wrong, making Ji Baba so anxious that he can't wait to offer incense to this precious ancestor and beg him to eat milk well.

The cute and disliked little treasure ten years ago softened Ji Baba's expression a lot. Feng Zhen couldn't help being attracted by the look in his eyes, and couldn't help lowering her head, and kissed him on the forehead. Ji Baba Hugging his waist, he took the initiative to offer his own lips, and the two became entangled together...

After the kiss was over, Ji Baba was a little embarrassed, Xiao Xiao was sleeping next to him, and he and Feng Zhen unexpectedly...

Seemingly seeing Ji Baba's embarrassment and shyness, Fengzhen's iceberg-like expression melted a little. He rubbed Ji Baba's hair and said in a low voice, "From tonight on, let the child sleep alone, okay? Well, I want to give Xiaoxiao a younger brother..."

Ji Baba's eyes were red with embarrassment, "Get lost... Xiaoxiao is still here, what are you talking about..."

"I'm serious, huh?"

After Yu Bi, Fengzhen led Ji Baba out of the bedroom half-heartedly, and in the blink of an eye, the two came to a completely strange place.

The layout here is somewhat similar to that of Ji Baba's house, except that the space and decoration are much larger and more beautiful. Ji Baba looked around, pointed to the window that still retained the earthy atmosphere and asked, "This, this is Uncle Li's house?"

Of course Feng Zhen didn't know who Uncle Li was, he nodded subconsciously, "It's the yard next door to you."

The newly laid floor, the beautiful and spacious off-white leather sofa, the huge blue and white porcelain vase in the corner and the antique hanging picture decoration, Ji Baba looked around and said sourly: "It's so beautiful, hehe, I didn't let it go before." I'll take a look..."

Feng Zhen put his arms around his waist from behind, and gently leaned into his ear and said: "It's okay, I bought both here and yours, tomorrow I will have someone open up the yard, we will sleep here, Xiao Xiao will sleep there Are you okay?"

Ji Baba asked vigilantly, "Where does Long Er sleep?"

Feng Zhen was silent for a while, "I'll buy another yard at the east end of the village, and let him live there—Chicken, can you stop mentioning other men from now on?"

"En, er... alright..." Ji Baba's face was flushed, he hooked Feng Zhen's neck with slightly trembling hands, and tiptoed to kiss her warmly...

The atmosphere was getting strong, Feng Zhen was like a boy who didn't know where to start with the delicious Ji Baba, except for the one time 16 years ago, Ji Baba didn't know anything about sex, the two even had children Big rookie each other -

"draw!!"

Suddenly his son's cry came from his own yard, Ji Baba pushed Feng Zhen away, didn't even bother to put on his shoes, and ran back to his own yard while wiping his mouth.Feng Zhen, whose bowstring was fully drawn, froze for a moment, then frowned angrily.

"What happened!?"

The precious son was catching his calf with his eyes closed, urinating into a pot of mimosa in the yard, "Huahua!" Xiaoxiao yelled again, "The toilet is here!"

Dare to feel that this stinky bastard is sleepwalking and taking Dad to find the toilet! ? ?

"Little!" Long Er also came out rubbing his eyes, Ji Baba immediately grabbed his son's calf and glared at Long Er, "What are you doing out here! Get in!"

Long Er had just been woken up by his wife's yelling. Afraid that something might happen to his wife, he hurriedly followed his sleepwalking wife to the yard, only to see his wife unrestrainedly taking off her panties and running around catching the calf. After feasting his eyes, Erda heard the sound of the courtyard door, expecting that it was his father-in-law coming, so he hurried back to the house and pretended to just wake up, and walked out 'drowsy'.

"Father-in-law, don't get me wrong, my son-in-law didn't see anything..." Ji Baba didn't believe him. He pulled his son behind him, turned around and helped him to straighten his underpants, and led his son who was still snoring into the room. house.

This time Ji Baba didn't dare to leave his son to sleep alone anymore, Xiaoxiao didn't have the problem of sleepwalking before, tonight is really a ghost.I heard that sleepwalkers will become idiots if they are awakened midway. Although Ji Baba always yells at each idiot, but if his son really becomes an idiot, he may collapse.

He wiped Xiaoxiao's cold hands and the equally cold Niu Niu with a hot towel, and the father and son fell asleep together again. Ji Baba took out his mobile phone and began to search for "sleepwalking" on Baidu.

It doesn't matter if you don't check, Bao Dandan at home is already in the late stage of various mental illnesses, accompanied by various nervous system disorders, and will become a vegetable in minutes. Some of the symptoms of Jiabao Dandan are exactly the same as those terminally ill symptoms in Baidu.

Ji Baba went from sleepwalking all the way to leukemia, tongue cancer, bone cancer and even breast cancer. He was so frightened that he bit his corner and cried, and didn't even notice when he changed back to his original shape. Fengzhen packed everything and came to the bedroom. It was the scene I saw at that time.

In the dark bedroom, Ji Xiaoxiao fell asleep on all fours, screaming, and next to him lay a chubby little yellow chicken on a lighted cottage phone, crying so hard.

Feng Zhen's heart suddenly picked up. He quickly knelt down on the bed, held the chick in his hand and said softly, "Why are you crying? Do you think I'm angry? I'm sorry, chick, I just have something to do so It's too late, don't cry." Feng Zhen clumsily comforted the little chicken, and the little chicken cupped his palms, its bulging body was trembling violently, "Hey, hey, the grasshopper..." The little chicken The chicken's beak shook a few times, and after holding it in for a long time, the chick let out a very small suppressed cry, "Chickie, Baodandan may not live forever Chickie Chick Chick Chick Chick Chick Chick Chick Chick Chick Chick Chick Chick Chick Chick Chick Chick Chick Chick Chick back"

Feng Zhen's hand softened, and almost threw Ji Baba to the ground.

"what!?"

"Look..." Ji Baba flapped his small wings and pointed to his mobile phone screen, "Baby Dandan may have schizophrenia, epilepsy, coronary heart disease, leukemia, chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp baby If the balls are washed, I won’t be alive, chirp chirp chirp chirp.”