Who is the father of this egg! ?

Ji Xiaoxiao still maintained the gesture of holding the popsicle stick, her mouth was covered with white cream stains, she stared blankly at the popsicle on the ground, blinked her eyes, "popsicle falls..."

Ji Baba took a look at Feng Zhen's face, and cursed in a low voice: "When is it time to return popsicles? Every parent meeting will embarrass me. See if I don't wash you when I go back!"

That being said, Ji Baba pulled Bao Dandan to the other side of him, separating Feng Zhen from Ji Xiaoxiao. Feng Zhen's face was really scary, and Ji Baba was afraid that he would suddenly reach out to beat Bao Dandan, so he could only temporarily He has no brains, his hands are weak, no matter how he hits Bao Dandan, it will hurt for a whole night at most, Fengzhen slaps Ji Xiaoxiao's two small buttocks, and it really doesn't matter.

Feng Zhen could see Ji Baba's little movements clearly, he didn't speak, and sent Ji Xiaoxiao to the cram school all the way in silence, Ji Baba was still looking at the little girl's back, Feng Zhen tapped it lightly with his knuckles Knocking on the steering wheel attracted Ji Baba's attention.

"What, what's the matter?" Feng Zhen's expression was very ugly. Although Ji Baba could imagine what he had experienced at the little parent meeting, he couldn't imagine how Feng Zhen was feeling—it must be very bad anyway. When he held a parent-teacher meeting for Xiaoxiao, he wanted to cover his face and hide in the hole in the table from the beginning to the end. Every time the teacher released the class ranking, Ji Baba felt that the eyes of the whole world were watching. Staring at him closely, the sympathetic eyes of the parents next to him, the whispering gossip, and even some unqualified parents pointing at Xiaoxiao to tell their children not to play with him after class, all made Ji Baba feel ashamed.

He is most afraid of holding a parent-teacher meeting for a stinky bastard, it is a roast to the soul and a test of life, and there is nothing more embarrassing than that.

Feng Zhen stared at his white face, "Chicken, I think you dote on Xiaoxiao too much."

Ji Baba didn't react for a moment, "Ah, ah?"

Feng Zhen shook his head slightly, and rolled down the car window a little irritatedly, a wave of heat came in from the car window, alternately hot and cold, Ji Baba immediately sneezed a little, Feng Zhen took a tissue for him, and replied Rolled up the window again.

"Today, the teacher told me that Xiaoxiao worked hard and was serious in school, but his learning efficiency was poor because of absent-mindedness. I think what the teacher said made sense."

Ji Baba swallowed, not daring to refute, "Yes, I think so too...but I can't learn for him if he can't get in, I've tried my best to make him go to school honestly gone."

"There are four words in the world that I think are very good. They are called 'formalism'. If you force him to go to school, it is considered as completing the task. If he honestly attends class and does his homework, it is considered as completing the task. This is not acceptable."

Ji Baba frowned and looked at him, "Why can't it work? Our little one is already very obedient if he is willing to go to school. You haven't seen those little bastards who don't even go to school, and go to Internet cafes to skip classes all day long. Our little one Compared to them, they are already very good."

Feng Zhen was a little helpless, "Well, Xiao Xiao is very good, but this is based on the fact that you have no deterrent power, so you just beat him up when he gets 2 points, 10 points and 13 points in the test, and he cries when it's over. Twice, you will go to coax him, chick, I think it is difficult for Xiaoxiao to grow up like this."

Ji Baba looked at Feng Zhen aggrievedly, "So you think I'm all to blame for my poor grades?"

"It's not just about grades, he also loves to cry, is very dependent on you, and will use a little cleverness to fool us adults. He is not afraid of being exposed at all, because he knows that even if he is exposed, your father will not do anything to him. He It's also rude to go back to pissing when you get angry, and you didn't teach him about it."

"No...I told you about peeing, I told him..." Ji Baba fell into silence. He knew Feng Zhen was right. When the wind in the ear is either yin and yang, and if you make a mistake, you know how to pretend to be cute and cute to please your father, but your father still does this.

Ji Baba knew that he was not a very competent father, but he still couldn't bear Feng Zhen's accusation, and his eyes turned red after a while, and he wiped his eyes angrily and said, "I know, he It was all brought down by my father, I also love to cry, love to play tricks, and have a lot of shortcomings..."

"Little chicken..." Feng Zhen held him in his arms helplessly, and said softly: "I don't mean to blame you, as a little another father, I let you raise our child alone, I I am the biggest sinner, my crime is so serious and unforgivable, punish me for the rest of my life as an ox and a horse for you two, okay?"

Ji Xiaoxiao burst into tears, and pushed him, "Get out, who wants you to be a cow, and you don't bully me and Xiaoxiao, it's fine."

Feng sincerely said that I love you so much that I don't have time to bully you.

But he couldn't say such explicit love words, he only tentatively discussed with Ji Baba, "Xiaoxiao is still young, some behaviors can be corrected, if you are not determined, you can let me come, can you?"

Ji Baba stared at him accusingly with red eyes, "Let you come? Do you want your chief of ceremonies to come? I wish you well, I don't allow outsiders to beat my children."

There was an imperceptible smile on the corner of Feng Xi's mouth, he rubbed Ji Baba's hair, and said a little dotingly: "I was just scaring Xiao Xiao, and you actually took it seriously?"

"It's no wonder you have such a serious expression."

"I'm not serious, I just feel..."

"I feel a little ashamed."

"Pfft!" Ji Xiaoxiao couldn't help laughing, and teased Feng Zhen's handsome cheek with her finger: "How about it, it's hard to be looked at with that kind of eyes."

"It's more than uncomfortable."

"anything else?"

"It's like sitting on pins and needles, I want to lose Xiaoxiao, and then take you back to the island alone." Feng Zhen replied honestly.

Ji Baba laughed until his stomach ached, he wasn't angry because of Feng Zhen's crazy idea, because when he held a parent meeting for Xiao Xiao, he wanted to kill him, let alone lose him.

When Ji Baba stopped laughing, Feng Zhen said in a negotiating tone: "That's it, is it okay, give Xiao Xiao to me, even if he doesn't inherit the Jingu in the future, he won't be too dependent on you, he Always grow up, always leave us..."

Hearing the words leave us, Ji Baba glared at Feng Zhen. He puffed his mouth and thought for a while, and finally compromised. He poked Feng Zhen's chest and said seriously: "It is possible, but it is not allowed." You hit Xiaoxiao with your hands, your hands are so big, what should you do if you break him?"

"Well, I won't hit the child with my hands."

"The chief of ceremonies is also not allowed to beat him."

"Well, Xiaoxiao is my child, no one dares to touch him."

"It's almost..."

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"...Malan Huahua 21, 31, [-], [-]!"

On a small golf course behind the Dongshan Villa, the four members of the Yang family were doing something completely inconsistent with the high-end golf course.

They are jumping rubber bands.

To be precise, Yang's parents and Yang Qi accompanied their youngest daughter Yang Yan to dance rubber bands.

The three of them spread out the rubber bands in three directions like idiots. Yang Yan was wearing a bright skirt, jumping around in the rubber bands with her bare feet. When I grow up a child, the child eats a big apple and smiles so round and round!"

If Yang Qi ever went to school in Liangqianzong, he would know that "Big Apple" was a very popular "rubber band song" among girls in the local school 20 years ago, and Yang Yan, a native of Wangzhou City, I have never heard of this 'rubber band song' that has only been circulated in Liangqianzong.It's a pity that Yang Qi didn't jump over the rubber band, and he didn't know about it. While supporting the rubber band obediently, he yelled at his sister, "Have you played enough! I've never seen jumping over the rubber band when I was a child. It's all work. Let me and you Parents play rubber bands with you, are you a child?"

Yang Yan tilted her head and smirked, "I like it~ Play with me for a while!"

Yang's parents shook their heads helplessly, and Yang's mother glared at her son, "Every day I know how to run around and fight with others, and I can't do it when I come back to play with my sister for a while? Be honest, don't trip your sister—— "

As soon as the voice fell, Yang Yan tripped over a rubber band and fell to the ground. Before a few people had time to help, Yang Yan stood up, scratched her hair, and said embarrassingly: "Oh, it's too high. Come on, put the rubber band down a little, and I'll jump from the beginning!"

"... two eight two five six, two eight two five seven, two eight two nine 31..."

After dancing for more than an hour, Yang Yan finally got tired of playing, and insisted on leaning on her father's back to let him carry it back. Yang Qi complained helplessly that she couldn't carry her back, squatted down, and carried her 1.7-meter-high baby daughter on her back .

When I got home and just had lunch, the whole family of the Yang family was sweating, Yang Qi went to take a shower when he came back, and when he came out, he saw Yang Yan sitting at the dining table eating happily, and he couldn't help asking strangely: "Where are your parents? "

"I'm taking a shower."

Yang Qi lifted his nose and said in surprise, "Why didn't you take a shower!?"

Yang Yan froze, then glanced at him, and said as a matter of course: "Because I'm hungry, I have to eat first, and I will wash after eating." Then she picked up the cat under her feet and put it on her lap, rubbing it with her hands. Feed it a piece of chicken, "little cat, eat quickly, are you hungry too?"

"Miwu~~" The big cat's eyes lit up, and it quickly licked the piece of chicken from her hand, and tasted it satiated.

The more Yang Qi looked at it, the more he frowned. He pointed to the cat and said, "Don't hold it while eating, don't you think it's dirty?"

Yang Yan was a little angry, and said with a puffy face, "Where is it dirty? Mimi is not dirty! I think you are poor and clean!" She put the cat down, and greeted the cat under her feet with a pot of chicken soup Said: "Mimi, let's go upstairs to eat."

When Father Yang and Mother Yang came out of the shower, they found that there was an angry and annoying son left on the dining table. Mother Yang asked, "Where is your sister? Did you say that your sister is so fat that your sister is so angry that she doesn't even eat?" ?”

Yang Qi yelled at her injustice, "No way, she said she was eating with a cat in her arms, so I asked, and she brought a big pot of chicken soup upstairs to eat. If you don't believe me, ask Aunt Liu."

Aunt Liu, who has been a nanny in the Yang family for more than ten years, nodded, and then Mama Yang sat down at the table suspiciously, and said a little strangely: "Really go upstairs to eat? This child, I used to let her eat in the room." She finds it awkward to drink milk in a cup, but now she can even eat. Aunt Liu, help me to bring her some food, chicken soup is not enough for her."

Father Yang curled his lips, "I felt that something was wrong with your daughter the day before yesterday, she seemed to be a different person."

Mother Yang hit Father Yang on the back of the hand with her chopsticks, "What is my daughter? If you dare, that's not your daughter. I don't know who it is. As soon as my daughter says something, you should be good. Dad has anything to buy for you... ..."

Too bad my wife rolled her eyes, but Dad Yang still denied it with a smile: "Nothing, I'm a very dignified dad—"

"Ah ah ah ah ah----"

Suddenly, Aunt Liu's scream came from upstairs, which startled the three people downstairs. Yang Qiteng stood up and ran upstairs, even bringing his chair down, "Little Swallow!!"

As soon as he reached the stairs, he bumped into the panicked Aunt Liu. He quickly grabbed Aunt Liu's arm and asked sharply, "What's wrong!? What's wrong, little swallow!?"

"She, she... Little Swallow, little Swallow has changed!"

"Little Swallow!" Yang Qi didn't have time to ponder the meaning of Aunt Liu's words, and rushed to his sister's room, who knew that as soon as he opened the door, he saw his sister feeding the cat with a greasy chicken leg.

"Mimi eat quickly, it will be cold soon."

The big cat whined, and opened its mouth wide to put the whole chicken leg in its mouth.Yang Yan put the finger holding the chicken leg in her mouth and smacked twice, sighing: "It smells so good! ——Brother Yang? Why are you here?"

At this time, Yang's father and Yang's mother had already run upstairs. Yang's mother held the door, looked at her intact daughter, and turned to ask Aunt Liu, "What's the matter? Is this not good, little swallow?"

Aunt Liu glanced into the room with lingering fear, and saw the smiling Yang Yan and the big cat tenderly chewing the chicken leg, showing an incredible expression, pointing at Yang Yan and stammering: "Yes, but she , just now, obviously..."

Just now she came up to deliver packed rice to Yang Yan, before she opened the door, she saw Yang Yan sitting by the bed playing with a big cat in her arms before she opened the door. The blur disappeared, Aunt Liu rubbed her eyes, and found that 'Yang Yan' in the bedroom had turned into another person!A complete stranger girl!She yelled in fright, and ran downstairs rolling and crawling.

"Aunt Liu, did you read it wrong...?" Mother Yang patted Aunt Liu's still trembling shoulders and comforted her: "We are renovating the garden these days, and you must be tired too, why don't you rest today One afternoon, you will be paid, okay?"

Aunt Liu nodded in shock, and ran downstairs as if fleeing.

The focus of the eyes of several people returned to Yang Yan. Yang Yan stuck out her tongue and made a face for her parents, "You should give Aunt Liu a reading glasses!"

"You kid..."

"Originally, I was feeding Mimi soup, and she suddenly yelled, which scared Mimi, didn't it, Mimi?" She leaned against the bed, the big cat lay on her lap, her clothes lazy look.

It was a false alarm. Mother Yang gave her daughter a few words and went back downstairs for dinner with her husband and son. The moment the bedroom door closed, Yang Yan's smiling face seemed to be distorted by the wind. She closed her eyes and hit her. With a shudder, the flesh on her face finally stabilized. She hugged the big cat, buried her face deeply in the cat's fur and whispered, "I was so scared to death, I was almost discovered..."

As if responding to her words, the big cat meowed obediently, "Meow~"

Yang Yan suddenly smiled, patted the big cat on the head and said: "Hmph, don't pretend to be good, you can hide it from others but you can't hide it from me... You don't look like this now, I just saw you and the big dog When you were fighting, you were obviously gray, but when I walked over, you became as beautiful as you are now, and even beat the big dog away, you are really amazing! Do you want to be killed by me when you become like this? Adopt it, haha ​​you are so smart."

The big cat's body stiffened for a moment, Yang Yan pinched the back of its neck to appease it, and whispered: "Don't worry, I won't tell others that you are a ghost, you just need to feel at ease and be my little cat." Now, no matter what you look like, I like it... I like kittens the most, I liked kittens when I was alive, and I like kittens now, I will treat you well, kitty~" She lowered her head in front of the big cat A kiss on the forehead.

"Ang————" the big cat bowed its back and let out a strange cry as if it was stimulated. Then the big cat's body twisted slightly, and it turned into its original appearance - a vigorous and elegant figure. lynx.

It was the lynx that Long Er saved in Liang Qian Zong.

"Little cat, the life of the rich is really good, with beautiful clothes, delicious chicken soup, long rubber bands, and such a beautiful you... It's so good, I really don't want to give my body back she."

"Ang~" The giant lynx stepped on her knees and stood up, stretched out its rough tongue and licked her beautiful face, arched its head against her neck as if to comfort her, and called softly, "Ah hold head high--"

'Yang Yan' smiled lightly and hugged the bobcat's head, reaching out to pull the two silly hairs on its ears, which made it very uncomfortable, but it still let 'Yang Yan' pull it obediently, only wishing that it would be the first A real master can be happy.