Who is the father of this egg! ?

Then Ji Xiaoxiao's schoolbag burst open, and out of it jumped out a taupe little dragon with blue current surging all over its body!

It is about the size of a basketball, with short forelimbs and thick hind limbs. Compared to its body, it has a very huge head and faintly discernible sharp teeth. Its body is crackling with electric current, and its hind limbs exert force violently, jumping In the middle of the table.

coax!

The huge solid wood dining table collapsed, Feng Zhen dragged his wife and son to the wall at a very fast speed, Ji Xiaoxiao still had a shrimp tail in his mouth, completely unaware of what happened in front of him!

Although he was handsome and relieved just now, Xiaolong didn't find the right place when he jumped on the dining table. At this time, he was poured a whole pot of hot chicken soup, and the chicken soup pot was still buckled on his head in a very funny way. , the Gao family members who sat around with the same stunned expressions, it can be said that the scene is not exciting at all.

Xiaolong was furious, "Let's see who dares to hit my wife!"

A huge bolt of lightning suddenly burst out from his body, and in an instant, the whole community was plunged into darkness. Before the Gao family could figure out what happened, a strong electric current passed through their whole body, and they all fainted.

Xiaolong raised his head and yelled twice, as if he was still not relieved, he opened his mouth and was about to explode again, Feng Zhen waved his hand and covered it with a light blue barrier, Ji Baba then cursed: "Where did you come from?" You beast! How dare you act wild in front of me!"

"Baby, baby..." Ji Xiaoxiao opened his mouth, and the prawn fell to the ground. He looked at the little dragon in the enchantment, and then at the schoolbag that was blown to pieces. Piece shouted: "Baby!"

There is no baby under the broken schoolbag, only a few cracked and sticky eggshells.

He turned his head slowly, and saw the ugly little dragon who was holding onto the barrier and staring at him eagerly.

"Baby……?"

"Wife!"

Ji Xiaoxiao rolled her eyes, and Gu Qie fainted.

"Little!"

"Little!"

"Wife!"

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Fortunately, Ji Xiaoxiao fainted for a short time. He woke up and cried with his father's hand as soon as he woke up.

The sudden dizziness of Ji Xiaoxiao frightened Ji Baba, even Feng Zhen's expression changed, and Xiaolong was jumping around anxiously in the barrier, calling for his wife one after another.

The situation was too chaotic, no one noticed Xiaolong's name, otherwise it would definitely be more than just being locked in the barrier.

As soon as the dead chicken opened his eyes, he took his father's hand and howled away. He had "hatched" for so long and waited for his son to break his shell before his wish to braid his son failed.

Not only is this baby hairless, it's also ugly.

"Why is it so ugly woo woo woo"

The beautiful big living room of Gao’s family has been ruined. Outside the windows are noisy voices scolding the power supply bureau. Only one emergency light is still on above the head, and there is a little dragon the size of a basketball over there that keeps calling itself his son-in-law. , Ji Baba only felt that his head was exploding, and he kept pointing at Ji Xiaoxiao's head: "Why are you crying, you're crying because you're ugly? You're so stupid, my father didn't even cry!"

"Not stupid, not stupid~" Ji Xiaoxiao turned left and right to argue with her father.

"Stubborn! Where did you pick up the monster? Look at the mess it made in other people's house! I can't afford to sell you!"

"If you don't sell it, don't sell it, it's worthless~"

Among the chicken feathers, only Feng Zhen remained calm and composed as usual. With his ability, the little dragon in front of him, who was obviously not yet an adult, was nothing to be afraid of. No matter what its purpose was, Feng Zhen moved his finger, It can make this lifeless little monster disappear.

Compared with the unlucky Gao family and Xiaolong of unknown origin, the bickering father and son who are also naive and out of the situation are more attractive to Fengzhen.

He knew that the vast majority of father-son relationships in the world would not be as full of distance and restraint as in the Phoenix Palace. As a little Phoenix, he had never acted like a baby with his father or lost his temper as a child, which was not allowed in the Giant Wing Phoenix Clan. Yes, the crying little Phoenix will not be comforted, but will be severely punished by the Etiquette Department.

But it's rare for a father and son to get along as intimately as a little beast licking fur like a little chicken.This may be because they have lived together for the past 16 years and have never been separated.

Feng Zhen's eyes were slightly hot.

Seeing that his son was still fighting with his father at this time, Ji Baba grabbed his arm and slapped his buttocks twice, cursing: "I made you disobedient and made you mischievous! Every day I know that I will cause trouble for my father! "

Ji Xiaoxiao burst into tears, clutching her buttocks as if she had been greatly wronged.

The distressed and angry chick, crying and not forgetting to secretly observe his father's expression, the two real people in front of him are his wife and child, the two most important people in his life, he once made them It was lost, but now it is recovered, this must be the goodwill of Phoenix True God.

Feng Zhen walked over, he hesitated a few times, but still stretched out his hand, stiffly wiped Ji Xiaoxiao's chubby face, and wiped the snot with his hand, "Boys are not allowed to cry."

Those who have never been a father don't know the severity. Ji Xiaoxiaobai's tender face was wiped with a red mark. Ji Baba slapped him on the hand and cursed: "I owe you! Xiao Xiaobai" Your face is blushing."

Ji Xiaoxiao put it on the stick with a discount, pouted her lips in grievance, "It's red!"

Feng Zhen frowned slightly, wanted to say something but kept it in his throat.

"Wife!"

Xiaolong's voice finally drew the eyes of the family of three back to him. Seeing his father-in-law and wife finally looking at him, Xiaolong opened his mouth and spit out a ball of lightning. White light flashed in the living room of Gao's house. In the next second, Xiaolong Just broke Fengzhen's enchantment and jumped to Ji Xiaoxiao's feet. The ugly little gray dragon probably didn't have a concrete idea of ​​its own appearance. It lay on the ground kicking its thick hind legs, with its big tail on the ground After taking two shots, I fired at Ji Xiaoxiao with the big eyes that I thought were cute and handsome, trying to attract Ji Xiaoxiao to hug him, "wife—"

Before he finished speaking the mother-in-law, Feng Zhen's face turned serious, and he stretched out his hand and released a three-foot-long real fire to surround the little dragon.

"Oh, it turned out to be a phoenix with two brushes."

The little dragon jumped up, and the gray-brown hard armor suddenly turned crimson red. It absorbed all the real fire burning on its body, and then spit out a huge fireball with the breath of a phoenix from its mouth, "Give it back to you!" !"

Feng Zhen sneered, he stood on the spot and didn't even move, just let the ball of fire hit him.

"Ah Zhen!!" Ji Baba blurted out, Feng Zhen's expression changed, and he replied in a deep voice, "I'm fine."

Feng Zhen, who was bathed in the fire, didn't even burn his hair. Instead, Xiaolong suddenly yelled and lay down on the ground, covering his stomach with his tiny forelimbs and rolling all over the floor, "Damn, it hurts!"

Feng Zhen smiled, "Is Phoenix Tinder delicious?"

"Damn it, I'm so young and you're so ruthless... Ahh, it hurts, who are you!?"

Ji Baba walked over and stepped on its tail, "We haven't asked who you are yet! Be honest! Did you jump out of my big egg! How did you come back to my house with my son from the dinosaur park? Dare to tell a lie, I will stew you!"

"Father-in-law, cough, please be gentle..." Xiaolong begged for mercy while clutching his stomach.

It was only then that Ji Baba noticed his address, and was so shocked that his skin got goosebumps. He exerted a little more force, and scolded through gritted teeth: "If you don't know how to scream, don't you fucking father-in-law! I'm Your uncle!"

"No!" Xiaolong poked his neck and refused to let go, "Xiaoxiao is my wife. My parents said that as long as someone can open my marriage shell, whoever is my wife! I waited 2 million years for Xiaoxiao, who Don't even try to take him away!"

Ji Baba didn't expect that in just one night, there would be two pigs wanting his family's cabbage regardless of his father's wishes. The most hateful thing is that one of them is [-] million years old!

"Your uncle! You old man is [-] million years old, are you ashamed!" Ji Baba was so angry that he raised his foot and wanted to stomp the reckless little dragon, but the little dragon rolled over to hide, and then it shook its body, In the blink of an eye, he turned into a boy who was about the same age as Xiao Xiao, and defended himself confidently: "It's not [-] million years old!"

Before Ji Baba could react to the sudden change in front of him, Xiaolong patted his chest and corrected with lingering fear: "To be precise, it is 1 year old. The age of our Tyrannosaurus is one year old from the time it hatches. Time can only be counted as time!"

"My name is Long Er. I am one year old today, and I am about 1 million years old."

The young man wears a high ponytail, dark complexion, thick eyebrows, deep eye sockets, a straight nose, thin and slightly curved lips, and looks like a lively cub that has just learned to hunt. Wearing a piece of animal skin and wearing a necklace of animal teeth around his neck, his whole person is full of exotic style, no matter how he looks at it, he doesn't fit in with the environment under his feet.

Ji Baba was frightened by his sudden transformation, and involuntarily retreated to Ji Xiaoxiao's side, trying to block Xiaoxiao, "You, you, what do you want!"

Ji Xiaoxiao blinked his eyes, his little stupid brain had completely crashed, he couldn't figure out why his 'baby' would call him wife, and skipped the cub stage all of a sudden and became so old! ?

Ji Xiaoxiao thought that her disgusting attitude as a father had stimulated the ugly baby, so she tried to appease the ugly baby, "Baby, calm down, although you—" are ugly, and my father dislikes you very much, but you must strong……

Stupid as Ji Xiaoxiao also knew that if the latter words were spoken out, the ugly baby might be so angry that he pissed his shoes on the spot.

Then, 'Ugly Baby' dispelled Ji Xiaoxiao's worries.

First of all, Long Er is not a baby, he is just a dragon egg from [-] million years ago, and secondly, he is not ugly!Long Er, who is still in the egg, is the largest, roundest, fullest and most lovely one in the same batch of eggs!A perfect egg without a single blemish on the shell.

"Two hundred million years ago, the mountains and the sea were flooded. At that time, I was just a dozen days old. My parents only had time to name each of our brothers before being swept away by the waves. I was the only one in those eggs with spiritual consciousness, and I The only one who survived, my parents used all their spiritual power to add 60 layers of protective seals to my shell. I escaped that disaster, and all the protective seals were invalid... Only the last layer of marriage shell is still there , my mother once told me that as long as someone can open your marriage shell, that person is your wife. I waited for many years, and when I started to hear human beings again, no one could open the last layer of seal. I have been in the shell I practiced and waited for a long time, and I finally got Xiaoxiao last month."

Long Er's wild and affectionate eyes stared at Ji Xiaoxiao unreservedly, "You opened my last seal, you are my wife."

Before the marriage shell was opened, the dragon eggs were no different from ordinary stones. The workers and archaeologists who were in charge of the excavation even used the dragon eggs to cushion the excavator, sat on it, smoked and farted. No one knew about this stone. The pebble-shaped eggs are just a disguise.After the dinosaur park was repaired, the dragon eggs were randomly thrown in the small garden as a natural decoration. The small garden is located in a hidden place with lush plants. Ji Xiaoxiao, who was so weak from walking around the dinosaur park, immediately fell in love with this small garden. I took an hour's leave with the team leader teacher, got into the small garden and fell asleep with a cobblestone-like dragon egg on my head.

Ji Xiaoxiao dreamed of the eight-treasure porridge she had eaten before, and her saliva flowed down her cheeks onto the pebbles—then the pebbles lost their dusty shells and turned into dragon eggs, and Ji Xiaoxiao, who was not sleeping well, fell asleep I fell asleep and put the 'pillow' under my buttocks, and when I woke up, I was happy to be a father.

After listening to this Arabian Nights-like story, Ji's father and son petrified on the spot.

"You're really not my baby..."

"You are really a dinosaur...egg..."

Before Ji's father and son could react further, Feng Zhen suddenly said, "Let's go back first, they are about to wake up."

As soon as the words fell, Gao Yong, who was sitting on a broken chair, moved a few times, and let out a low moan, "Ah..."

Ji Baba turned pale with fright, looked at the mess on the ground, held his head at a loss and said, "Oh my God, we made people's house like this! What should we do!"

Feng Zhen rubbed his head and comforted him: "Don't worry." With a slight movement of his fingers, the whole room returned to its original state in an instant, but there was no table, no champagne tower, and no wedding posters on the wall. Words, it looks like an everyday living room.

Ji Baba was dumbfounded again, looked around the intact furnishings in the room, widened his eyes and said in surprise: "What's going on!"

Long Er took the words and replied politely: "Father-in-law doesn't know something. This is called the technique of turning around. It can turn the things in this place and the people who often work in this place back to a specific date in a small space. Start over from that date."

"Huh?" Ji Baba looked at him in confusion, Feng Zhen nodded, and added: "It can't exceed 40 hours."

"Father is so stupid, it's time time travel! The bad uncle used magic to time-travel the memories of Gao Yong's family and Gao Yong's family back to seven o'clock this morning! Look at the wall clock!" Ji Xiaoxiao, who often peeks at online novels, immediately understood Husband's explanation, turned to show off IQ with Ji Baba.

Ji Baba subconsciously turned his head to look at the wall clock on the wall, and it really showed seven o'clock in the morning. Ji Baba slapped his son's buttocks, "Father Ben still needs you to teach me!?"

"Hmph, stupid dad." Ji Xiaoxiao whispered unconvinced.

The three of them came out of Gao's house quickly together with Long Er, who was so skinny and shameless. Long Er's human form was too eye-catching, so Ji Baba ordered him to change back to his original form.