Who is the father of this egg! ?

Ji Baba didn't come out of the house until he took Xiao Xiao home for dinner at noon. He was really ashamed and angry, so angry that he exploded. When he saw Feng Zhen, he wanted to beat him back with a hammer.

Xiao Xiao, a dead chicken, didn't live up to it. He pouted at noon, his little fat face drooped like someone owed him fifty cents, and he didn't even eat well. He poked the chopsticks in the bowl one after another, Baba slapped him on the hand, "Eat well! I learned this bad habit from someone. If you don't eat, go do your homework and don't poke in the bowl."

Ji Xiaoxiao was beaten, her little nose twitched a few times quickly, and after enduring it, she agreed aggrievedly, "Oh." She buried her head in her meal.

Ji Baba didn't understand, so, don't you give him some trouble again, brat?

"What's the matter? With a droopy face, who bullied you?"

Ji Xiaoxiao buried her face in the bowl, shook her head quickly, and said sullenly, "No one bullies me..."

"It's good that no one bullies you. Don't show your face to Dad as soon as you come back. Eat quickly."

"Ow..."

After eating and sending his son to school, Ji Baba was finally in the mood to set up a stall. As soon as he set up his stall in a village in the city, the phoenix bird turned into a small black phoenix the size of a palm and clung to his table. .

"Aren't you going to get out! The stinky rascal has the nerve to appear in front of Lao Tzu!"

Feng Zhen spread herself out into a beautiful phoenix cake and spread it by Ji Baba's hand. Ji Baba took his own wooden paperweight and pressed it hard on the 'phoenix cake', "I'll crush you to death!"

Not long after the stall opened, several acquaintances came to buy a bunch of exorcism talismans and town house talismans, and they left.

To say that Ji Baba is also big-hearted, and he never hides the fact that he is now "reduced" into a fortune teller in front of his ex-lover, he doesn't think it's a shameful thing, anyway, he doesn't steal or rob, Do you rely on your ability to eat?

Fortunately, Feng Zhen also thinks that Ji Baba, who talks to people seriously and persuades him, is very cute.

After coming out of Fenghuang Guiyu, Feng Zhen first went to Jiming Mountain, and found that Ji Xiaoxiao had already gone down the mountain to the human world, and his heart was cold.The human world is no better than the spirit world. As far as he knows, ordinary spirits are not easy to mix in the human world. Many good-looking little monsters either become liars and specialize in tricks to deceive people, or they simply degenerate into prostitution and try to survive. The grown-up God King, Feng Zhen couldn't understand the actions of those little monsters who refused to return to the mountains to continue their cultivation even if they were hard to survive in the human world at first, but he didn't know the reason until he really came to the human world.

This place is really prosperous and lively. Compared with the poor life in the mountains, there is a difference between heaven and earth. Even the beggars on the roadside seem to be very satisfied with their lives.

Feng Zhen thought of the little chick next to the chick that Xuying Fenghuang saw when he came out. He called the chick Papa, which means that the chick who hadn’t seen him for 16 years might have married a human and had a child. Call the chick Papa...

At that moment, Fengzhen had many dark thoughts in his mind, including making that little chicken "disappear" without anyone noticing, and making the chicken's marriage partner "disappear", but when they really met , he found that Xiaoji had no marriage partner besides the child who called him Dad, and the little chick named Ji made him feel distressed and kind for no reason, so he changed his mind again, and he decided to just Xiaoji obediently followed him back to Fenghuang Guiyu to be the queen, and he forced himself not to ask about Xiaoji's love life over the years. As for Ji Xiaoxiao, he was thrown to Dongyu as an adopted son to practice, and he was allowed to be an idle prince in the future. I have fulfilled my responsibility in my life.

Then, Feng Zhen was severely slapped in the face by his own thoughts. Ji Xiaoxiao turned out to be his own flesh and blood, a precious egg born by the little chicken. For this precious egg, the little chicken Kicked out of the house, he lived alone in the world with the flesh and blood of two people for 16 years. He suffered all kinds of hardships and suffered grievances. He still had great resentment towards himself, but he still raised their children very well—— Fat and looking healthy.

At the moment when she learned the truth, Feng Xin felt mixed feelings, distressed, remorseful and guilty, but still a little secretly happy.

There is no marriage partner, Xiaoji has been alone for 16 years.

Thinking of this, Feng Zhen moved slightly, rolled up the 'Phoenix Cake' and wrapped Ji Baba's wrist, feeling his smooth and delicate skin and slightly beating pulse, Feng Zhen even had a feeling that he would never want to go back to Phoenix. The urge to return to the island has been entangled with his chicken for 1, 2 years, from birth to death.

It's a pity that Yaoben and the group of Presbyterians haven't shown their fox tail yet...

"Master Ji!" At this time, a second child came to pick up the name, and when he came up, he complimented Ji Baba.

"Oh, Master Ji, you have to choose my second daughter's name. I don't like anyone else. I want you to choose my father-in-law's name. I don't want any of them! Ever since my eldest daughter changed you After the name was given, my family has changed luck, alas, my wife and I don’t quarrel anymore, the husband and wife are in harmony, it doesn’t mean that my wife is pregnant again and my daughter is born, so I have to trouble Master Ji!”

The year before last, this man came to the wishing talisman and the family peace talisman, saying that the mother-in-law was not giving birth to a son and she was showing her face all day long, the couple quarreled every day, and the house was restless. If you really give birth to a son, you will rush home. When the time comes, your wife and children may be separated. First, change your daughter's name and make a fuss. After ten or eight years, you will think about your son again.

This man listened to Ji Baba's words, changed his daughter's name, and thought that he was unable to have a child due to his own business. He had always wronged his wife before, so he became gentle with his wife. The young couple quarreled for two days from the previous three days. After a small quarrel, it was like honey in honey, and they worked together to start a small business. The financial situation of the family is getting better and better, and the daughter is getting older and more beautiful. She is much more pleasing to the eye than the bastard next door. I lost my obsession with having a son, and went to Ji Baba to fulfill my wish several times.

It's not that my wife is pregnant with her second daughter, and she came to 'Master Ji' again to give her a name.

In fact, Ji Baba saw his son, who was full of mouth, like a demon at that time, so he told him nonsense, and put his son's birth until ten or eight years later, so he was not afraid of him making trouble.

How could he want to make a mistake, this person made a small fortune after returning home, his wife and children's careers became smooth, and Ji Baba didn't need to ask for credit, this person gave all the credit to Master Ji, and came to Ji Baba every three days to send Business.

Ji Baba pretended to do the calculations, and finally picked up the wooden paperweight and patted it on the 'Phoenix Cake' which had been making small movements all the time, "Let's call it You Tao!"

"This..." The man hesitated, the eldest daughter is called You Bing, the second daughter is called You Tao, the whole family is hungry...

"What's wrong, doesn't it sound good?"

"Zhongzhongzhong, it sounds nice, it's called You Tao! Master, here's the naming fee and sesame oil money, you take it!" The man offered 500 yuan, and Ji Baba happily accepted it, thinking about buying some for Xiaoxiao. Well, the hairy dysentery that had been released from the police station over there brought a whole family, and he had to let his dirty grandson recognize Ji Baba as his godfather, but Ji Baba was ruined.

The local people take the matter of their children recognizing others as godfathers and godmothers with great caution and importance. Generally, only when they have received great kindness will they let their children recognize others as godfathers and mothers. Ji Baba was still angry about the bastard things his family had done, and was so anxious that tears came out, "Master Ji, are you still angry? I swear that I will cover all the electricity bills of your family in the future! I, I will cover all of this. The stolen things are returned..."

That day Mao Dazhuang came back from the hospital to collect the money. He knew that all three of his family were injured, and he must have spent a lot of money in the hospital, so he became delusional again. Mao Dazhuang once told him that there was a place behind his house last century. There were good things in the left cellar, so he endured the pain in his arm and took a shovel to dig the treasure overnight, but the treasure was not dug, but a skull was dug. In the middle of the night, he was so frightened that his soul flew away, and he ran back to the cellar. The family hid under the covers all night.

The next day, he went back to the original place to see where there was a skull. He thought he had a dream, but when he saw the ash candles on the ground, some talisman papers and typos on the talisman papers, he knew It must be the kind-hearted Master Ji who noticed the ghosts in his family, and helped them expel the ghosts regardless of past suspicions. The hairy dysentery and Wang Chunmei in the hospital happened to return to normal, and the whole family felt great gratitude to Master Ji. Love, no, after discussing and discussing, I feel that the fat grandson who contributed to my family will accept Ji Baba as a godfather!

Ji Baba was blinded by the thunder, and resisted the disgust and refused, "No, no, I can't bear it, you can get the child up quickly, if you really want to—" Ji Baba shamelessly said: "Just give it to me!" Let me pay, how much money is fine."

Dysentery? E took out a big envelope from his pocket, slapped it on Ji Baba's table, and it happened to be on the 'Phoenix Cake', "Money is necessary! This is 1 yuan, master Ji, take it! From now on, I will send sesame oil money to Master every month, and I will pay for your household appliances!"

After sending away the exhausted Mao Dysentery family, Ji Baba almost laughed out loud. He reached out to pick up the big envelope and order some money, but the 'Phoenix Cake' took the opportunity to wrap his fingers around, "This A few people smell like copper." Feng Zhen complained coldly.

Ji Baba said disdainfully: "What's wrong with the smell of copper, you can't give me so much money without the smell of copper."

"I can give you money."

Feng Zhen didn't speak big words, the Gold and Silver Department in charge of money in Phoenix Shrine had a big business in the three realms, Feng Zhen would never be short of money wherever he went.

"Whoever wants your stinky money, Father Ben will earn it himself!" Ji Baba happily started counting the money, Feng Zhen was pleased by his appearance of being a serious money fan, and deliberately interrupted him or added a few points when he was halfway counting. Zhang, the bad Ji Baba counted several times, either too much or too little, Ji Baba was so angry that he picked up the wooden paperweight and slapped him several times, "Be honest, Dad!"

In the afternoon, Ji Baba earned [-], laughing so hard that he couldn't ride a tricycle. Feng Zhen said that he drove the car to pick up his son from school, and he didn't object.

"Eight thousand six, eight thousand seven, eight thousand eight..."

Unlike the cheerful Ji Baba, Ji Xiaoxiao after school in the afternoon still looked a little unhappy. Fortunately, he came out with Gao Yong. Gao Yong was always playing tricks, but Ji Baba didn't care much about his son's emotions.

"This uncle is...?" Gao Yong got into Fengzhen's car without any hesitation, and after telling his home address, he asked Ji Xiaoxiao who was driving the car in a low voice.

"It's a bad uncle..." Ji Xiaoxiao was not in a good mood, leaning on her father and falling asleep.

Ji Baba rubbed his son's head and smiled apologetically at Gao Yong, "It's a little distant cousin who doesn't have money to come to my house to eat and drink."

The distant cousin, who was eating and drinking, twitched the corners of his mouth, and did not refute Ji Baba's words.

"Uncle Ji, you've worked really hard..." Gao Yong looked at Ji Baba with sympathetic eyes, obviously he thought of Yu Diabo, it is said that he is also a distant relative of the family, who came from the countryside to join Uncle Ji's family.

Oh, Uncle Ji's family has a lot of 'superior' relatives, what should I do when Xiaoxiao and I get married and they all come to join my family? Do we need to change to a bigger house...

Gao Yong's brain hole is bigger than the author's bug.

The distant cousin, who was eating and drinking, drove a car worth several million to Gao Yong's house soon. This community is a high-end community, where all the senior officials of the city government and some entrepreneurs and celebrities of the city live. The position of mayor is not enough to live here, but who made his father-in-law a former mayor, at least he can get some glory.

From a distance, Ji Baba felt something was wrong when he saw a few middle-aged and elderly men and women dressed formally standing at the gate of the community. When he got off the bus, Director Gao, Liu Lan, and Gao Yong's grandparents all came to greet him very enthusiastically. I became even more suspicious.

This battle is too big... something is wrong, this is it.

Ji Baba, to be precise, Ji Xiaoxiao was praised from beginning to end by the elders of the Gao family, surrounded by them all the way home, Ji Baba originally wanted his distant cousin to stay in the car and wait for them to come out, fearing that the Gao family would give him What are you doing, he tacitly agreed that his distant cousin went up with them.

Fortunately, Director Gao only briefly asked Feng Zhen what he called, but he didn't care much about inviting one more guest, and very enthusiastically let all three of them go home.

After entering Gao's house, Ji Baba was even more astonished. What happened to the three-story sumptuous dining table in front of him, what happened to the big red happy letter on the wall! What happened to the champagne tower next to the dining table!

Ji Baba didn't ask any questions. He carefully observed the enthusiastic Gao family members, but he didn't find any plans from them, and he was even more puzzled.Ji Xiaoxiao didn't know what was wrong with her today, she kept pulling her fat face, and now she looked out of interest, she stuffed her schoolbag to her father, and said in a low voice, "Help me carry it, I'll go and pull one." shit."

"Damn boy, be more civilized in someone else's house!" Ji Baba patted his buttocks, and turned to ask Gao Yong if he was provoked by someone today. I found a round object in my schoolbag.

Dead chick, take the egg to school again...

Ji Baba made up his mind, and tomorrow he will find a courier to send the egg back to the Dinosaur Park. He doesn't want the matter to be revealed one day, and the dead chicken will be caught as a thief who stole national public property.

After finally waiting for the meal to start, Director Gao first sighed, "Well, first of all, I will do some self-criticism here. I have been muddling along for so many years, and I haven't made a good appearance. This time, Master Ji is not only saving It took my life and made me realize the meaning of being a policeman again, here, I would like to thank Master Ji first!" Gao Yong stood up and bowed to Ji Baba.

Ji Baba was flattered, and quickly supported him, "No, no, what are you doing!"

What Yang Yong said that night had a great impact on him. In the middle of the night, Ji Baba and Yang Yong rushed back to the hospital with two skulls and told him the story of Zhang Duoduo. Personally escort Zhang Duoduo's bones back to his hometown.

I thought it was just a trivial matter, but when he came to Zhang Duoduo's hometown and witnessed the ceremony of Zhang Duoduo's burial with his parents, unknowing netizens praised him as a brave director in various ways, guessing that he found During the process of the truth, Gao Jianguo suddenly had an epiphany. He felt remorse for all these years of ignorance, and felt ashamed of others' wrong reputation.

"Not much to say, Xiao Yang, I will thank him in the future, now thank Master Ji properly!"

Ji Baba quickly clinked a glass of wine with Director Gao, "You're welcome, it's mainly due to Xiao Yang, I use money to do things..."

"Hey," Liu Lan smiled, and pulled the sleeves of the two of them back to their seats, "Don't be too polite, don't be too polite, today is a good day, Lao Gao, we will talk about your business later, let's talk about something happy now, and eat chat."

Ji Baba was even more puzzled by Monk Zhang Er. Today, Director Gao’s standard for receiving them can be said to be very grand. Abalone, lobster and sea cucumber are all expensive. Judging from the logo on the cups and plates, these dishes come from a well-known hotel in the city, and they are not made by themselves at all. This meal is worth tens of thousands.

Ji Baba didn't know what the Gao family was up to, and it was hard to ask, so he forced himself to laugh and echoed the Gao family's topic, using coconut milk instead of wine, and it tasted like coconut milk even when he hiccupped.

As a 'distant cousin', Zha Niao also drank a lot, Ji Baba thought he would carry on pretending to be cold to the end, but during the dinner, Zha Niao and Director Gao exchanged cups, as if they were more familiar with him than this old fritter Ji Baba is impressed by the banquet culture in the world.

Ji Xiaoxiao, who was hardworking, was praised unanimously by the Gao family. Liu Lan's attitude was particularly weird. Why Xiaoxiao can eat so well, and is lucky to be chubby. She must eat more at home in the future.

The Gao family members nodded in agreement.

Kuadji Baba thought he had a different son today ==

A meal of 'Enjoy the guests and the host' was finally coming to an end, Liu Lan suddenly pushed her husband, "Take it out quickly."

Director Gao patted his head and suddenly realized, "Oh-look at my brain, I don't use it anymore, I almost forgot about it." He took a bag from the museum shelf next to the dining table, seemingly casually. Put it in Ji Xiaoxiao's hand, "Come on, kid, take it."

Ji Xiaoxiao blinked her big innocent eyes and looked at her father in bewilderment.

Liu Lan rubbed his hair, smiled lovingly, "I'll take it for you, not much, it's a little thought from us as elders, in-laws," she turned her head and said to Ji Baba with a smile, "Quickly let Come on, kid, why are you so stupid, we are all a family, this meeting ceremony is the old custom of engagement banquet in our hometown, it can't be wrong!"

Ji Baba felt that he must still be in a dream, otherwise why would he understand every word Liu Lan said, but when connected together it was like a fairy tale?

What family?

What meeting ceremony?

What engagement party?

What, what, what, what, what! ! ? ?

Ji Baba pinched his thigh, and took a look. Gao Yong, who was sitting opposite him, blushed like a tomato, and kept staring at his absent son with very naked eyes.

"Definite, engagement banquet?" Ji Baba didn't know how to squeeze these three words out of his mouth.

Gao Yong's grandmother also stood up, took off a bright emerald green bracelet from her hand, walked up to Xiao Xiao tremblingly, and said lovingly: "A Yong was brought up by me. His grandfather, he won't relax if he is sure, since you really like it, as a grandma, I will definitely not object, grandma has worn this bracelet for decades, and now I give it to you as an engagement."

At this time, the kind former mayor also said, "I don't object, I don't object. You are still young, and everything is focused on your studies. When you are all admitted to college and graduated, grandpa will pay for you to run a beautiful place." wedding."

"Thank you mom, dad, grandpa, grandma, grandpa!" Gao Yong stood up suddenly, as if swearing, "I will treat Xiaoxiao well in the future! Uncle Ji, don't worry, I will treat you as filial as my own father!"

"Wait." Feng Zhen, who was silent, knocked on the table suddenly, and just about to speak, there was a sudden clicking sound from Ji Xiaoxiao's schoolbag that had been placed on the sofa, followed by a sound full of shock, rage and anger. Drank angrily.

"Ji Xiaoxiao is my wife!!!"