where did the ancestors go

"Master, do you think something will happen to my ancestor?"

"No, I'll be a zombie fan at most."

"Master, don't be joking."

"It's us who should be worrying about ourselves now."

bang.

"Master, have we landed?"

"No, our parachute is hanging on the tree. The tree here is so tall." Yu Tang looked up at the dense canopy. The rope of the parachute was wrapped around the branch. Hold Asen.But at this time, Yu Tang's arms were getting more and more sore, and he felt a little unable to hold Asen.Asen's arm was almost exhausted, he swayed, he didn't hold it tightly, and slid down a lot, his hand changed from holding Yu Tang's shoulder to holding his hands, and his mouth was facing Yu Tang The crotch-part, the posture is very fragrant.

Yu Tang looked down, and there was a relatively shorter tree at the foot of Asen, with a big crown, but it was white.

At this time, Asen was standing on the canopy of the tree with both feet, but he was still reluctant to let go of his hands, and he continued to climb up Yu Tang's legs with all his strength.

"Let go of me when you stand firm." Yu Tang persuaded helplessly.

"Master, it can't be done. I'm stepping on a coniferous tree. It's killing me." Asen desperately climbed onto Yutang's body, rubbing his head against the legs of the pond, but Yutang suffered a lot.

"Oh, isn't it just piercing your feet? Treat it like an injection. You're still not a man. And don't shake your head anymore. Be careful that I'll make your face full of milk!" Yu Tang shouted loudly.

"Master, it's not one needle, but ten needles and twenty needles. And when did you steal milk behind my back?" Asen looked up at Yu Tang, "Wow, master, did you hide a knife there? , stand up."

Yu Tang said viciously: "Yes, don't climb up any more, I'll stab you to death with this knife!"

"Then what should I do, I can't go up or down, master, please help me!" Asen pleaded on Yutang's lap.

"Well, you hold my leg, and I swing you through the canopy of the conifer tree, and you jump down. Then, you climb up my tree to help me."

"Master, will I fall to my death?" Asen asked worriedly.

"No, you are very close to the ground now." After Yu Tang finished speaking, he took A Sen and swayed in the air, one after the other, regardless of whether A Sen agreed or not.After the swing became larger, he kicked his foot against the tree trunk behind him, and with this strength, he crossed the crown of the coniferous tree and threw Asen out.But Yu Tang himself slid down due to inertia, and his foot also stepped on the crown of a coniferous tree. Yu Tang bared his teeth in pain and yelled for a long time.

"Paji", Asen fell on his face to the ground and ate a mouthful of dirt.

"A Sen, did you fall to your death?" Yu Tang endured the pain and asked while hanging in the air.

"Master, I'm fine." Asen got up and shouted with his head raised on the ground.

"Climb up to help if you have nothing to do." Yu Tang didn't want to hang on the tree like a sausage anymore, and his feet were so painful that the needles pricked him to death.

Asen hurriedly climbed the tree hanging on Yutang, but he didn't notice that he woke up the sleeping lion under another tree because he fell to the ground.The lion yawned. Seeing Asen climbed up the tree, he also looked up at the tree, and saw Yutang hanging like a sausage.

When Asen climbed to the top of the tree, he was about to reach out to untie the rope of the parachute, but Yu Tang hurriedly stopped him and said, "Hey, if you untie me now, won't you fall to the top of the coniferous tree?"

"Oh, yes, then what should I do, Master." A Sen had no idea at all, so Yu Tang could only figure out a solution by himself.

Yu Tang said: "Hold the rope and shake it. I will cross the canopy of coniferous trees just like you. Then I untie the backpack and fall naturally."

"Okay," Asen agreed and began to shake the parachute rope. Yu Tang swung left and right like a pendulum of a wall clock.Finally, the swing became bigger and bigger, and the lion under the tree also shook its head left and right.Asen was at the highest position, and when the lion moved, he saw it and shouted: "Master, there are lions on the ground, don't go down!"

But he said it too late, and Yu Tang's sight was blocked by the crown of coniferous trees, so he couldn't see the lion under the tree.When he swayed beyond the canopy of the tree, he untied the parachute backpack, and at the same time Asen's warning also reached his ears.

Yu Tang was frightened into a cold sweat in the air, and then "咵哩" fell heavily to the ground, got up and took a look, heh!This big cat, no, the hair of this big lion's neck, male lion!

Yu Tang stood on the spot blankly. Where is this place? Why are there still lions?What should I do? If you run, you will definitely not be able to run, and if you fight, your chances of winning are not great.

The lion on the other side did not move, squatting on the ground and staring at Yu Tang, with low growls coming from its throat.It turned out that seeing Yu Tang falling from the sky and falling to the ground with a thud, it was also shocked, so he didn't dare to act rashly.

One person and one beast, just looking at each other like this.

Asen was lying on the tree and looking down, while Yu Tang was confronting the lion, he said urgently, "Master, what should we do?"

Yu Tang replied softly, "A Sen, come down quickly and kill that lion."

"Master, it's not that I won't save you. It's because the height is too high for me to go down. Don't you have a knife in your trousers? Stab it to death! I support you!" Asen shivered while hugging the tree trunk. Forgot to cheer Yu Tang up.

Yu Tang rolled his eyes.

Then he said, "Bring me my cloth pocket."

"Ah? Master, are you leaving?" Asen said in fear, "Don't leave me behind."

Yu Tang rolled his eyes again.

Continue to say: "I want the "lion" charm in the cloth pocket to hit that lion!"

"Oh, master, just wait, I will definitely help you get the corpse suppressing talisman!"

Asen hurriedly went to find Yu Tang's cloth pocket, and found that it had fallen on the branch on his upper right.He stretched out his arms to grab the cloth pocket, but the distance was too far, and he could only touch the cloth pocket with the tip of his middle finger.Originally, Budou was in a balanced state, but when he touched it, Budou's mouth fell downwards, and a ball of yellow stuff fell out of it, and it landed right in front of the lion's paw.

A Sen let out a low voice, and Yu Tang curled his lips under the tree, Teammate Pig is really cheating.He knocked off the Xinghuang Taoist robe in his cloth pocket, the lion seemed to like it quite a bit, pawed it with one paw, and pressed it under his body, it seemed that he didn't intend to return it.

"Master, what should I do, I can't get your cloth pocket." Asen shouted at Yutang.

Yu Tang waved his hand to signal him not to move anymore, otherwise he would knock off the Sanqing bell, and when the bell rang, the lion would be angered, and he would be a meal.

A Sen came up with an idea again: "Master, as the saying goes, ghosts are also afraid of evil people. This lion is probably seeing people for the first time, and it doesn't know its place in the food chain. Maybe you can pretend to be more ruthless and scare it. Can scare it away."

This idea can be said to be very bad.

But Asen mentioned a very important point. The lion obviously doesn't know who is the king or the king between himself and Yu Tang, so he is still a little cautious and guilty now.Besides, Yu Tang couldn't think of a better idea now. Anyone who saw a lion in the wild without a gun or a machete probably couldn't think of a good idea.

"I believe you again," Yu Tang muttered, but his mind was thinking about how to make himself look ruthless, the kind of ruthlessness that could scare away lions.It's fucking hard.

"Master, can you sing Peking Opera? When I watched Peking Opera, I thought they were quite cruel, screaming, how about you too?" Asen said solemnly, holding the tree trunk.

Yu Tang was really reminded by him that the colorful singing on the Beijing opera stage is indeed very powerful, this lion must have never heard it before, if I sing a part, maybe it will save me today.Yu Tang cleared his throat. He can't sing serious Beijing opera, but everyone has heard Peking opera facial makeup, so he can hum a few words.He stared at the lion with wide-eyed eyes, and then imitated the appearance and behavior of the big painted faces on the stage, and his gestures and gestures were really bold.

I heard Yu Tang sing with all his strength:

"The blue-faced Dou Erdun steals the imperial horse, the red-faced Guan Gong fights in Changsha. The yellow-faced Dian Wei, the white-faced Cao Cao, and the black-faced Zhang Fei call Zha! Zha! Ah~ah~~".

Yu Tang's two "cha-cha" really worked, the frightened lion squatted back a few steps, and didn't even want the Taoist robe under its paws.The lion looked at Yu Tang with two big eyes, and the eyes were full of horror.

A Sen kept applauding from the tree, "Master, please sing a few more words, it will definitely scare it away."

Seeing that it really worked, Yu Tang took a deep breath and sang again:

"Purple Heavenly King Tuo Pagoda, Green Devil Dou Yasha, Golden Monkey King, Silver Monster, Gray Elf laughing! Ha! Ah~ah~~".

The lion took another two steps back in fright, and Yu Tang felt overwhelmed with confidence, what a lion, it was Hello Kitty at all.

But he was too happy too early, and he still can't be too drifting.

The lion was frightened twice, and not to be outdone, he hunched forward and roared at Yutang.This time it was Yu Tang's turn to be scared, and he took a step back in fright.The lion rushed forward again, roared again, and Yu Tang continued to retreat.Looking at the lion's eyes at this time, the panic has long since disappeared, and it has become fierce.Yu Tang gasped, his gaze was like that of a cat seeing a mouse, and he instinctively told himself that the lion has already figured out who is the king and who is the king!

Yu Tang was sweating coldly, his brain was running fast to find a way, but the embarrassing thing was that he couldn't think of a way.This can't be blamed on Yu Tang, because Yu Tang's IQ is not high, and he was only in the [-]s when he was tested in the psychometric class before.This incident made Yu Tang sad for a long time.

At this time, Yu Tang, who couldn't think of a way out, had to step back slowly and carefully, and tripped over something under his feet.He didn't dare to take his eyes off the lion, so he stepped on the thing with his right foot, then kicked it up with his toe, and quickly reached out to grab it. It was a stone.Yu Tang looked at the stone on his right hand. A stone probably wouldn't be able to deal with a lion.My left foot also felt that I was stepping on something. I thought it was a rock, so I kicked it up with my toe just like before, and then grabbed it with my left hand.It's just that this time it's not a stone, it's cool and soft in the hand, and there are sharp thorns scratching on the skin.

Yu Tang felt sick, and looked down at what he was holding in his left hand. It was a green lizard with a long tail!

The lizard was very frightened and struggled in Yu Tang's hands, and Yu Tang was even more frightened!Yu Tang was so frightened that his voice trembled, he yelled "Ah!" and threw it away.He didn't have time to think about where to throw it, anyway, he threw it out with a lot of energy, because Yu Tang was really scared and just wanted to throw this thing away from him.

Unfortunately, Yu Tang was thrown upwards.The lizard flew up vertically and landed on the shoulder of Asen who was lying on the tree and hugging the trunk.A Sen was even more afraid of this thing. Seeing that it had landed on him, he quickly let go of his hands and patted it non-stop.He was able to maintain his balance by holding the tree trunk, but now he lost his balance in a panic, tilted his body, and fell down.

It just so happened that it fell between Yutang and the lion.Seeing that another person fell down, the lion was stunned for a moment.

Asen struggled to get up, and as soon as he looked up, he saw the lion in front of him, less than three meters away, and was so scared that he peed.He also hurriedly imitated Yu Tang to sing Peking Opera, "The blue-faced Avatar doesn't ride a horse, the red-faced Spider-Man climbs on the wall, the white-faced Superman, the green-faced turtle, and the black-faced Godzilla called Cha! Cha! Ah ~Ah~~".

To be honest, the lyrics are good, but the singing is not appropriate.Yu Tang sings in Peking opera, and Asen sings in nursery, both milk and mother.It's okay to seduce people, but it's not okay to scare lions.

Not only was the lion not frightened, but it was also annoyed, and rushed towards Asen with a sound of "owoo".Fortunately, Asen reacted quickly and had long legs, so he ran away, and the lion chased after him.

One man and one beast, one in front and one behind, ran into the nearby bushes.

Yu Tang, who was originally in danger, was out of danger at once.He was still a little dazed and didn't react. He stared at the bushes for a long time before he realized, "Ah, Asen is in danger!" Just as he was about to run over to help, he saw a commotion in the bushes, and then the lion ran away with its ears drooping and its tail between its legs. out.Yu Tang was frightened and ran back. After running a few steps, he realized something was wrong. Looking back, the lion was not chasing him, but running for his life.

"Oh, why are the lions so scared?" Yu Tang wondered, and Asen also ran out from behind the bushes, waving at Yu Tang while running, "Master, run!"

Yu Tangxin said that Godzilla probably came, otherwise the lion could not be scared away.He stood where he was, suddenly felt a little shaken, looked up, and saw a big rhino behind A Sen!

The big rhino runs like an armored car, with a thick and long horn on its head.

No wonder the lions were scared away, this rhino must have been suffering from mad cow disease, it looks a bit crazy.

Asen ran over and stretched out his hand to hold Yu Tang who was stunned. Yu Tang reacted and ran quickly.

"Climb the tree, climb the tree quickly!" Yu Tang commanded Asen, but Asen was not as good as Yu Tang in climbing the tree. It was okay to climb slowly, but now he was nervous and couldn't use his hands and feet well.Yu Tang swished up, and Asen was still below.

Yu Tang quickly turned around and pulled him, but he didn't want to pull his coat off, and Asen fell on his back to the ground.Seeing the rhinoceros approaching, Asen closed his eyes and waited to die, Yu Tang yelled loudly, fell off the tree, stretched out his hands and grabbed the rhinoceros horn and pulled it aside.

Yu Tang also risked his life, he couldn't let Asen die, so he tried his best to drag the rhinoceros in the wrong direction.The rhino bumped into Asen's side. Although it didn't step on Asen, it touched the tree and shook the tree, causing the cloth bag on the branch to fall off.Yu Tang hurriedly picked up the cloth pocket, took out seven Sanqing Talismans, pinched his sword fingers, and with a movement of thought, the Sanqing Talismans ignited.

Wild animals are afraid of fire, and rhinos are no exception. Yu Tang scattered the Sanqing Talismans in a circle under the tree, and the rhinos dared not come over.

Then he ran to Asen, who had already stood up at this time, Yu Tang hugged his leg and pushed him up the tree.

Asen shouted: "Master, don't grab my ass!"

"Who is grabbing your ass?" Yu Tang rolled his eyes, "Climb up quickly."

Yu Tang pushed Asen up the tree by pushing his shoulders, and climbed up himself, leaning between the branches of the tree.Looking down, the rhino stomped out the burning Sanqing Talisman one by one with its thick legs.

The rhinoceros swayed under the tree and refused to leave. Asen asked, "Master, what should we do now?"

"What should I do? Who am I to ask?" Yu Tang spread his hands and said, "Wait and see when it leaves."

"Master, this is a lion and a rhinoceros. Are we in the African savannah?"

"Probably."

"Then will my ancestor be in danger?"

"Who do you think is better than the rhinoceros or your ancestor?"

"Of course it's a rhino."

"Then your ancestors are in danger. There are still elephants in Africa."

The author has something to say:

I wrote "Stealing Horse" on a whim after listening to He Tuda's "Han Yi Tune". When I wrote it, the single was looped, and then it was a tragedy.When I was writing "Fox", I listened to Xiao Renfeng's "Interrogation of Love with the Sword and Sword", and I was neither sad nor happy, and made progress.This time I wrote "Ancestor", I heard that it was "The Legend of Charming Flowers" by Shinji Tanimura, so everyone can rest assured that it will have a happy ending, happy and beautiful.