where did the ancestors go

The plane was flying in the air, and Yu Tang sat in the cabin feeling happy and having fun.He was drinking cold Coke, with Asen sitting beside him, and the zombie Narsu standing beside him.This trip to the UK was coming to an end, and Asen spent money to hire a small plane to fly directly to Hong Kong.As long as the plane lands, I will get my 100 million. This money is easy to earn.After getting the money, I plan to buy a building and a car in a rural town. I will work as a psychological counselor during the day and Mr. Yin and Yang at night. It seems that life is finally coming to light!

The more he thought about it, the happier he became, and Yu Tang couldn't help humming a little song.

"In the fourth watch, I just arrived at the lover's fan,

Shout out to Mr. Hurry up and rest.

Tired your body, who loves you,

The mandarin duck embroidered pillow expresses affection,

So cough, son cough

It's hard for you to leave me, and it's hard for you to leave.

At the fifth watch, it is the east that has turned white.

Shout out to you, sir, get up the fuck up.

The golden rooster outside is crowing, the window paper is turning white

Once delivered to the gate,

Ask Sheng Lang how long you can come again.

you want me to come

Who the hell wouldn't want to come,

Which calf would not want to come.

The walls of your house are so high, the circle is like a fort,

I'm just afraid that your father will put that foreign gun on fire. "

Asen originally closed his eyes to rest his mind, but was awakened by Yu Tang's singing, he looked at Yu Tang solemnly, and said: "Master, although I don't understand what you are singing, I can feel very [obscene] swinging."

Yu Tang: "Ah bah! This is Errenzhuan, haven't you heard of it?"

Asen shook his head, "Chinese opera? I've only heard Peking opera a few times."

Yu Tang rolled his eyes and didn't want to talk to him.But Asen asked: "Master, do you think my ancestor will be tired after standing for so long?"

Yu Tang didn't want to answer his mentally handicapped question, but when he thought that he was the benefactor, he had better bear with it and said, "Your ancestor has been dead for 100 years, and now he is a zombie. How could he be tired? You just sent him to the construction site to move him." Brick, he will not be tired 24 hours a day. The excavator has to burn oil, and your ancestors didn’t even need to drink saliva.”

Asen let out an oh and didn't speak again.

Naturally, Yu Tang had nothing to say to him, and the two of them fell into silence again, while Asen continued to close his eyes and meditate, Yu Tang beat the time with his hands and hummed a little song in his heart, so as not to be disgusted by Asen again.After about three hours, Yu Tang fell asleep, and suddenly the plane jolted violently, waking him up.

Yu Tang rubbed his eyes, the plane shook so badly, he couldn't help being a little scared, flying in the sky, he still felt unsteady without stepping on the ground.

A Sen was also a little flustered. He knocked on the door of the cockpit, went in to ask about the situation, and when he came out again, his expression was extremely ugly.Seeing his mournful face, Yu Tang felt something was wrong, and hurriedly asked, "What's wrong, what happened?"

"Master, we are so bad. The plane just passed through the thick fog, but somehow the instrument panel failed, and we couldn't find our way!" Asen pouted, brows frowned, and worried.

When Yu Tang heard it, damn it, why is it so difficult for me to earn some money? Even the small probability of a plane accident can happen to me.

At this time, there were three people on the plane, a gringo pilot in the cockpit, an Asen and a zombie himself.If something really happened and fell from a height of [-] meters, only the zombies would be whole, and the rest would have to be smashed into dumpling stuffing.This is not good, the good years have not lived enough, you have to save yourself!

Thinking of this, Yu Tang took out a compass from his cloth pocket and asked, "A Sen, can you ask the pilot which way we are going? I have Luo Geng here, and his electronic equipment is broken. Can we still use it?" It uses electricity."

Seeing the things in Yu Tang's hands, Asen felt very fresh, and asked, "Luo Geng? Is it okay, master?"

"Don't you know that the compass was invented by the Chinese? You forget your origin!" Yu Tang reprimanded.

A Sen smiled awkwardly, "So my ancestors also have a share, hehe."

"Which direction is he going to fly?" Yu Tang didn't have time to argue with him, so he asked the business directly.

Asen hurriedly asked the pilot, and then came back and told Yu Tang, "Master, go to the east."

Yu Tang held Luo Geng and looked at it for a long time, the pointer kept pointing to the zombie.Only then did he realize, oops, no wonder the plane's instrument panel is malfunctioning, this zombie is so dark, standing here is a big magnetic field, any electronic equipment will break down after a long time by his side.I really blame myself for this matter, Asen doesn't understand these things, I should have thought of it a long time ago.No, I can't let Asen know that the plane broke down because of zombies, otherwise it's time to deduct the money.

"Master, are you okay? Where is the east side?" A Sen urged when he saw that Yu Tang hadn't spoken for a long time.

Yu Tang rolled his eyes, Luo Geng didn't work, so he had to resign himself to fate.He muttered: "Back north, face south, left west, right east", then pointed to the right, and said, "Tell him to fly that way."

Asen trusted Yu Tang unconditionally, translated directly, and told the pilot to fly to the right.After flying for about 30 minutes, the two of them thought they were safe. The pilot turned around and spoke English with Asen for a long time, and saw Assen's face getting worse and worse.

Yu Tang asked, "What did he say?"

"Master, he said the direction is wrong!" Asen looked at Yu Tang with a distressed expression.

Feeling guilty, Yu Tang said stiffly, "How is it possible, is he more accurate than Luo Geng?"

Before Asen could speak, the pilot turned around and said a word.

Asen's expression immediately panicked, "Master, he said that the plane is running out of fuel, and told us to throw things down to reduce the weight so that we can glide."

"What? The plane is out of fuel? Damn it, can you find a more stupid reason? Then you might as well throw your ancestors down first." Yu Tang was anxious and angry. If the instrument panel is broken, he can blame the zombies for the magnetic field , but the matter of the plane running out of fuel can only be explained by the fact that the head on the pilot's shoulder is not the head but the chamber pot.

"Master, stop teasing my ancestors at this time, come and help me." Asen beckoned Yu Tang to move the heavy things in the tail cabin, including several boxes of canned food and Coke.

Yu Tang looked at it and thought that if the plane fell, people would also fall.But if I didn't fall to my death, how to survive is the problem. I'd better prepare some food and drink first.Asen opened the cabin door and threw things down by himself, but Yu Tang found two travel backpacks and kept filling them with cans and Coke.

Asen saw it and said, "Master, come and help me, I can't move it by myself."

Yu Tang curled his lips helplessly, and wanted to put the backpack away before helping him.

On the left side of the cabin, there is a place to hang the parachute bag, and Yu Tang hung the backpack with food on it.He was just about to hang up the second backpack

When going up, the pilot in the cockpit suddenly came out. He looked like Nicolas Cage, with big waves, and quarreled with A Sen.

"What did he say?" Yu Tang asked.

Asen: "Master, he said that the plane is going to crash, there are only two parachutes, and he wants one."

As soon as Yu Tang heard it, he put down the backpack in his hand to get the parachute bag.But the pilot suddenly took out a [pistol] gun and pointed it at Yu Tang, who dared to move, and looked at him with his backpack in his hand, his heart pounding.

The pilot said a few birdsong to Tang, and Yu Tang asked, "A Sen, what does he want?"

"Master, he asked you to put it on for him." Asen translated.

Yu Tang was taken aback for a moment, but immediately realized that he walked over and put the backpack on his arm.He muttered in his mouth: "Just wear it, foreigners are the most immoral."

The pilot strapped on his harness and retreated to the hatch, the wind blowing his wavy hair like an old hag.He let out a sinister laugh, and waved his hands to Yu Tang and the others, "Haha! byebye, Iloveyou, goodluck!"

Yu Tang understood the English sentence, "Goodbye, I love you, I wish you good luck."

Yu Tang also replied: "I love you too, and I wish you good luck. See you again, bastard!"

The pilot couldn't understand Yu Tang's Chinese, so he turned around and jumped off the plane. Yu Tang approached the cabin door and looked down. It was too high, and his eyes were dizzy.

"Master, what if there is only one parachute left?" Asen was about to cry.

Yu Tang folded his hands and hugged his shoulders, and said, "Don't worry, he was wearing a backpack and jumped down with a bunch of cans and Coke."

"Ahhh!", the pilot's scream came into his ears.

"Master, are you so immoral?" Asen didn't know whether to cry or laugh.

Yu Tang was overjoyed, and said: "At this time, either you or I will die. What's the point of morality, put on the parachute quickly."

After speaking, Yu Tang handed Asen a parachute bag, and put on another parachute bag himself.Asen exclaimed: "No, this is for my ancestors." He ran to the zombie and put the parachute on Narsu's body.

Yu Tang: "At this time, you still miss your ancestor. Do you want him to be a flying zombie, fighting vampires?"

"In short he is my ancestor!" Arsen argued.

"Your life is obviously more important than your ancestors, why are you so stupid?" Yu Tang persuaded.

A Sen was unmoved, knelt down in front of the zombie and kowtowed three times, "Master, I am called filial piety."

Yu Tang shook his head helplessly, took a rope and tied it to the opening line of the zombie's parachute, and then rang the Sanqing bell to lead the zombie to the cabin door.But the zombie stopped jumping when he got to the cabin door, he didn't jump no matter how much Ren Yutang rang the bell, and just kept dawdling at the cabin door.Yu Tang looked at the zombie with his head tilted, snorted, and said, "You've been dead for hundreds of years, and you're still so cowardly. It was much more violent when you slept with Cixi, you old pervert!"

"Master, don't scold my ancestor!"

"Okay, I won't scold, I will kick!"

Yu Tang put his foot on the zombie's buttocks, kicked the zombie off the plane, and guessing that he had almost landed, he pulled the traction rope in his hand and opened the zombie's parachute.

Zombies fly into the air, then wobble down to the ground.

Asen was surprised and happy, but when he thought of losing his parachute, he couldn't help feeling a little sad. He looked at Yu Tang and said, "Master, I am ready to sacrifice myself. I hope you can bring my ancestors back to Hong Kong safely. I am so grateful." !"

"Pull it down, you are so righteous. Don't pack garlic, how can I let you die? If you die, I will ask someone for money. Take it." Yu Tang threw the backpack full of food to Asen, Then hugged his waist and let him hold his shoulders tightly.

"Let's jump down together, and then look for your flying ancestor."

"Master, can one parachute carry two people?"

"Give it a try, live together if you want to live, die together if you want to die."

"Master, you are so kind to me!"

"Then you add 20 more, okay?"

"Master, are you taking advantage of others' danger?"

"Stop talking nonsense, let's dance!"

The two jumped off the plane, Asen closed his eyes and held Yu Tang tightly, and Yu Tang also hugged him tightly.With the wind blowing in his ears, Asen buried his head in Yu Tang's arms.When the descent was almost over, Yu Tang pulled off the parachute rope, dangling around, and the two fell safely from the tree.

The author has something to say:

The plot of the plane accident and skydiving is definitely not in line with the real life situation, but please hold your hands high and don't care too much, the plot just needs it.It is unscientific for two people to use one parachute, but if the protagonist falls to his death, there is no need to write our novel.Hope to tolerate Haihan.