where did the ancestors go

Asu drank the Coke and felt that it was the most rare delicacy in the world. In order to thank Yu Tang, he kept Yu Tang and Asen to stay in the tribe for two more nights.Yu Tang didn't really think about it, but Asen agreed wholeheartedly.

Yu Tang had no choice but to negotiate with Asu, that he could stay a few more nights, but he was not allowed to call Cuihua.Asu agreed and ate another snake soup in the evening.

The next morning, Yu Tang got up early, not because he couldn't sleep, but because his stomach hurt and he wanted to shit.

Yu Tang quietly left the tent, while Asen was still sleeping soundly, he was too tired last night.

Yu Tang looked around, and the natives also got up.Yu Tangxin said that I didn't bring any paper with me, so what should I do?I'll go to Asu and ask him how he usually solves it.

Thinking of this, he walked around looking for Asu, but last night he slept with less clothes, caught a cold, and his stomach hurts so badly that Yu Tang could hardly straighten his back.The more anxious I became, the more I couldn't hold back, my face turned green.Just when he was feeling uncomfortable, Yu Tang saw Cuihua, who was sitting in front of a tent drying leaves.

Yu Tang didn't know what kind of leaves she was drying. Anyway, the leaves were quite big, and they were just picked, so they were quite fresh.

Yu Tang decided not to look for Asu, and planned to ask for a few leaves from Cuihua to use as paper. After all, on the African savannah, one should not be too demanding, and he is not a golden butt, so he is not that delicate.

But Cuihua suddenly became stingy and said that she would not let Yu Tang take the leaves.Yu Tang told her that I was going to shit and I couldn't hold it anymore, big sister, if you can please give me some, my dignified Sanqing disciple can't pull his trouser pockets, can he?I can't afford to lose that man!

Cuihua didn't give in at all, her head was shaking like a front-loading washing machine, and she sprayed Yutang with foam all over her face.

Yu Tang had no choice but to grab it, but he couldn't grab it clearly, Cuihua's physique was too strong, and she could sit herself in a photo with one buttock.If you fight her, you will definitely suffer.Fortunately, Tang was clever, and suddenly pointed to the sky and shouted, "Look, there's a flying saucer!"

Cuihua turned her head to look, but saw nothing.Yu Tang took this opportunity to steal three leaves and hid them in his sleeves.When Cuihua turned around, Yu Tang pretended to be innocent, "Oh, sorry, I misread it. Let's go, goodbye."

Yu Tang ran away with small steps between his hips.Although Cuihua was stupid, she wasn't completely stupid. She knew that Yu Tang had stolen the leaf, so she yelled loudly on the spot with her hands on her hips.

In fact, Cuihua is not scolding Yutang, nor is she being stingy, but is kind and considerate of Yutang.The leaves stolen by Yutang are poisonous. These leaves are picked by the women in the tribe, dried to make meth, and then the men smear the meth on their spears and arrowheads for hunting.

Fortunately the leaf is not poisonous, unfortunately the leaf causes hallucinations.Not to mention people, even an elephant will feel that it can fly after eating leaves.

Besides, Yu Tang, who didn't know it, was gloating at this time, thinking that he finally had toilet paper.The next step is to find a place where no one is shitting.

Yu Tang wobbled and saw a square fence in front of him. The fence seemed to be made of weeds, but it was airtight anyway, and he couldn't see what was inside from the outside.

Yu Tangxin said that this place is good, just like the cat house, it is just for her own use.He came to the front, and there was a wooden shelf beside the wall. On the wooden shelf were ostrich eggs, which were food stored by the Asu people.He stepped on the shelf in three steps and two steps, jumped into the fence, knocked all the ostrich eggs off the ground and smashed them into pieces.But how could he care about these things now, he took off his pants and squatted down to take a shit.

Unfortunately, this enclosure was used by the aborigines to keep venomous snakes in captivity.Fortunately, there was only one venomous snake left inside.

Just as Yu Tang was getting ready, he saw a snake's head protruding from the grass in front of him.Yu Tang has loved watching people and nature since he was a child. He has seen this snake on TV countless times. Cobra!

The cobra stood upright with its snake head, and the snake letter stretched out, making a barking sound.Yu Tang had no sense of feces, and his head was sweating.He stared at the cobra closely, not daring to move around, and quietly stretched out his left hand to cover his big baby. This thing cannot be bitten by a snake, and he was going to stab Asen to death with it.

But the house leak happened to rain all night, and the sound of people talking outside the fence.It turned out that Cuihua had found Asu, and when she told her about it, Asu was afraid that Yutang would be in danger with the poisonous leaves, so she brought five or six younger brothers to look for him.When I went outside the fence, I saw that the ostrich eggs were all broken, and my heart ached for a long time.They knew that Yu Tang must have done it, but they didn't blame him at all, but were worried about him, so they opened the fence together.

Seeing that the fence was opened, and his white butt and big baby were about to be seen by these natives, Yu Tang thought that a strong man would rather die than be humiliated!I can't lose the face of my patriarch!

It was too late and then soon, when Asu and others' eyes fell on Tang's body, Yu Tang yelled, "Ahh!" He lifted his trousers with one hand, and stretched forward with the other, grabbing the cobra's seven inches.Use the two-meter-long cobra as a nine-section whip.What he is playing is the power of a tiger, he is more handsome than Jet Li!

Immediately afterwards, the move was fixed, and the snake was thrown to the waist, wrapping it around twice, like a belt.Yu Tang grabbed the tail of the snake with his left hand and the head of the snake with his right hand, twisted it, and fastened it with a butterfly buckle.

Asu was completely overwhelmed by Yu Tang, he gave him a thumbs up, and praised him murmuringly, saying that he is the god of heaven!

With his head held high, Yu Tang clasped his fists at Asu and the others, "Accept, accept!" Then he ran all the way with his buttocks in between, and ran into the small woods next to the tribe in a daze.

Looking up to see that no one was following, Yu Tang was liberated happily, rushing down thousands of miles, just like the Yellow River flooding and surging.When he was almost finished, he took out the three leaves from his sleeve and wiped them!fart!share!

Asu couldn't find Yutang, so he came back to look for Asen.Wake up Asen, and tell what happened. At first, Asen didn't understand, thinking that Yu Tang had left by himself, he cried sadly.Afterwards, Asu solved it twice, and then he realized that Yu Tang had gone with the poisonous leaves for some unknown reason.

Asen hurried out to look for him, and not long after he walked out of the tent, he saw Yu Tang staggering out of the woods.Asen ran over immediately, Yu Tang looked up at him, suddenly startled, his body trembled three times.

Asen was frightened by Yu Tang. Yu Tang's face was blue, his lips were pale, and his eyes were dark circles.

"Master, what's wrong with you, are you poisoned, don't scare me!"

"Feng...Fengtang, we finally meet!" Yu Tang rushed over and hugged Asen, tears streaming down his face, "I knew that spring will come when spring is gone, and flowers will bloom again after they fade away. As long as I wait, you will come back."

Arsen asked cautiously: "You... who are you talking to, Master?"

Yu Tang looked at him, smiled and said, "Fengtang, I'm talking to you. Hey, Fengtang, you've grown taller and dyed your hair? But you look good no matter what, I like it!"

Asen looked at Asu helplessly, Asu murmured and pointed at Yu Tang again.

"You mean the master is hallucinating?" Asen asked hurriedly, "Then when will he recover?"

Asu spread his hands, expressing resignation.

Asen looked at Yu Tang in his arms and couldn't help hugging him tightly.

"Master, don't worry, I will never leave you again, and I will guard you until you wake up."

"Fengtang, I love you!"