Shadow of the Beautiful World
40. Madman raving
How do you know these things?
In the wasteland hell created by the dream, Deadpool had one hand on his hip, the other hand on his head, his waist was swaying, his buttocks were raised, and he made a coquettish and eye-catching gesture.
Surely he wasn't trying to seduce Merlin.
It's just that this guy's brain circuit is out of his control, and he occasionally makes some convulsive moves.
Under the black and red mask, Wade stared at Merlin, and he said in a strange tone:
Something like a fourth wall, some sort of watcher...I don't know what you're talking about...
Stop pretending!
Merlin interrupted Deadpool's lame lie.
He glanced at the sky and said to Deadpool:
I can come to you because I have confirmed that you have this ability. Don't worry, I don't mean any malice...
Merlin frowned, he organized his language, and said:
The person who told me this matter advised me not to be too obsessed with the truth of the observers, and I have no intention of interacting with them at this moment, it's just pure curiosity.
I want to know about them.
Merlin stared at the eyes and lowered his head, playing with his fingers, playing Deadpool with great joy.
He said:
I just want to know what their existence is like? Where do they live? Independent from the universe of stars? Is it a world we can't imagine? What kind of method do they use to observe us...
Merlin paused, he emphasized his tone, and said:
Let me ask more bluntly. In their eyes, is our story in this world over?
Uh... wait a minute.
Facing Merlin's question, Deadpool hesitated.
He reached out his hand, made a pause to Merlin, then turned around, whispering to the air.
He knows!
Should I tell him?
What? You hate him? Why do you hate him? Huh? There are too many women around him, so you hate him? Haha, I see, no one likes you, you envy him.
Can you say a little bit?
Deadpool raised his finger and made a slight movement.
Merlin watched the scene from the sidelines.
Deadpool was like a schizophrenic, and Merlin didn't feel any power or presence of breath from the air in front of Deadpool.
But out of trust in Oneiroi, Merlin was willing to believe that Wade was talking to those observers.
In other words, right in front of his eyes, Deadpool broke the fourth wall in front of him in a way he couldn't understand.
But it's a pity that Merlin is completely unable to learn, and he can't even imitate.
This is no longer explained by magic, or technology, or other forces.
The scene in front of him has gone beyond Merlin's world view.
But he was relieved quickly.
How can people trapped in the wall see the world outside the wall.
Deadpool is an outlier, but the way he breaks the wall is something that Merlin cannot imitate.
Even, Merlin guessed, Deadpool himself might not even know how he broke it.
This is just a coincidence that shouldn't happen but actually happened out of countless possibilities.
So he waited patiently.
After several minutes, Wade turned around, with his hands on his hips, and said:
They won't let me tell you more.
But since you already know, I'll say more, ahem, you have to listen carefully, Master Deadpool won't say it a second time, and, this is not free.
Wade said triumphantly:
First of all, what you just said... are all wrong!
Deadpool stretched out a finger, and touched Merlin's chest unceremoniously:
We're not guinea pigs...don't belittle guinea pigs like that.
The crazy fellow let out a series of queer laughs, and said:
We live in stories, Merlin.
The reason we show up is because they need us to show up, like in midsummer night's leisure time, you always need something to do to relieve loneliness, like when I'm bored, I like to find two girls to have a good time...
It's just a way to have fun.
Who do you think the world revolves around?
Deadpool asked:
Those Destined Children, Tony Stark, Clark Kent, and you, Merlin Riley, the great deeds you have done are praised by thousands of people, and I can be one of you, but I don't want to do that .”
Spreading out his arms, he said:
I just want to enjoy life. Why can't I have fun while they're having fun? Knowing I'm fake is bad enough, but life has to go on.
The guy walked up to Merlin.
He stretched out his finger, put it on the corner of Merlin's mouth, pushed that cheek upwards, and gave Merlin a smile.
He said:
That's right.
Don't always have a sad face, but smile.
As for what the observers in your imagination look like, what I can tell you is...
Deadpool blinked, and he whispered:
They are no different from us. They also have joys and sorrows, they also have happiness and pain, and they also have their own lives and lives, which are not even as exciting as ours. Of course, the only difference is...
We're in the story, they're out; they can see us, we can't see them.
They're real.
Wade laughed, and said:
But it's actually a good thing, Merlin, think about it, in an imaginary world, you can do whatever you want, anyway, no matter what trouble you cause, someone will cover you up.
He pointed to the sky:
The worst outcome is the destruction of the world. Maybe a meteorite will hit the earth in the next moment, destroying the earth, hell and heaven together...Hey, don't look at me with that look.
I'm not talking nonsense. I've read their books. Many stories will have such inexplicable endings if they can't be written.
Deadpool looked at the sky worriedly, and he said:
As long as they are willing, you will die in the next second. Even if you are an omnipotent universe, it is useless, because you are fake from the beginning, and even the so-called omnipotent universe is fake.
Just living in their dreams and visions, worse than the dirtiest dust...
Fu
Wade made a blowing motion, and he let out a weird laugh.
He said:
Blow your breath and we'll be gone!
But isn't it a good thing?
Merlin suddenly said:
If you're in the story, that's a good thing, Wade. When a story ends, it doesn't really end, it's always starting because someone is always going to try to retell it.
Looking at the Doomsday Volcano at the feet of the two, he said:
As long as they don't forget, the legend will outlive us...They will remember my story, they will remember my name.
The moment of our death is not when a knife pierces the heart, nor is it when the world is destroyed, Wade, when they forget us, when they no longer pay attention to us, we are really dead.
what are you talking about?
Deadpool scratched his head suspiciously, curled his lips, and said:
Are you pretending to be deep? You have to know that no matter how good you are, I won't like you. I already have a girlfriend, and I want to be chaste for her...
The guy said more and more outrageous, he turned to look at the silent expression on Merlin's face.
He stretched out his hand, straightened Merlin's robe, and then patted Merlin's shoulder with the attitude of someone who came here. He said:
Why think so much? Why make yourself so tired?
As a human being, happiness is the most important thing!
Deadpool was talking nonsense, and Rory talked a lot.
Merlin turned his head and looked at Deadpool who was winking at him.
For the first time in his life, he looked at the lunatic in front of him so seriously.
After a moment he said:
Did you go crazy because you knew the truth?
On the contrary.
Wade put his hips on his hips and let out a smug laugh.
He said:
I was crazy before I realized it, and fortunately so, do you think a normal human mind can bear this terrible truth?
I inadvertently touched the absolute truth beneath the illusion of the world.
Deadpool spread his hands, and he said:
I should have broken down, but my mind was talking to me, and it thought it was okay.
I watch you save the world and play with you.
If you want to be a good person, be a good person, if you want to be a bad person, be a bad person.
Nothing binds me, because all constraints are false to me...
When you don't take it seriously, it's not a thing at all.
He circled around Merlin a few times, put his hand on Merlin's shoulder, and said to his old man:
If you've had enough of this fucking issue and those fucking guys, why don't you send me back? My girlfriend will be back any minute and I don't want her to see me falling asleep in the pool.
How did she come back so soon?
Merlin interrupted Wade's complaints with a wave, and said:
Xia Kela is about to be crowned, she will become the queen of the alien, and you, you will become her husband.
What did you say?
Deadpool's eyes widened immediately.
He stretched out his fingers to cover his mouth, and asked with an expression of disbelief:
My girlfriend is going to be queen?
Doesn't that mean, tonight I'm going to be with a queen... Wow, I'm so excited just thinking about it!
...
Merlin glanced down at Deadpool's crotch, and he shook his head.
You madman is really disrespectful.
Okay, let's get down to business.
He said to Deadpool with a serious expression:
Let me ask you first, when you contact the observers, do you take the initiative to contact them, or can they contact you at any time?
See what you're talking about?
Deadpool screamed dissatisfied:
You're talking about me as if I'm a call girl who's on call! Of course, when my uncle wants to play with them, he will take the initiative to 'go over'!
very good.
Merlin lowered his voice and said to Deadpool:
I'm going to do a big thing, I can't tell you what I'm going to do, because you can't control your own mouth, but I assure you, it will be good for you if this thing is done, it's a huge benefit.
I want to find some treasures with the original divine power of the universe. They are scattered in various places in the universe. It is impossible for me to just blindly plunge into the stars... and there is not much time left for us.
Hey!
Deadpool blinked, and said impatiently:
You are still so long-winded again! Just tell me what you need me to do, and what benefits I can get?
readily!
Merlin gave Deadpool a thumbs up, and the latter snorted triumphantly.
I'll just say it straight.
Merlin says:
I need you to help me 'cheat'!
You break the fourth wall, go to the observer's world, find the story about this universe...then transcribe the location of those cosmic wonders, their characteristics, and their whereabouts, and then bring those materials back to me .”
He patted Deadpool on the shoulder and said:
The more you find, the better, the reward...let me think about it.
Merlin rubbed his chin, he said to Deadpool:
Didn't you just complain to me that you were fake?
Then let me ask you, do you want to become 'real'?
Deadpool froze for a moment.
He looked at Merlin suspiciously, and after a few seconds, he said:
What if you're bragging and bluffing me?
Even if I lie to you.
Merlin pointed to Deadpool's head, and he said:
Have you got anything to lose?
Well...
Wade scratched his chin, he thought for a while, and said:
It seems that there is really no loss.
So, what if I can actually do it?
Merlin acted persuasively, counting money in front of Deadpool, patted Deadpool on the shoulder, and said:
Then you won't make a lot of money?
Snapped
Deadpool clapped his hands violently, and said excitedly:
Yes! It's worth a try.
Then do it.
Merlin said gently to Deadpool:
I'm waiting for your news.
Okay, but you send me out first!
Deadpool looked around, and he said:
I can't get out of here.
I've said it before, this is a dream, brother.
Merlin says:
Just let yourself open your eyes.
I know open your eyes!
Deadpool blinked constantly, and he said to Merlin:
But the problem is, I just can't wake up.
Um?
Merlin turned his eyes to the present world in surprise, and soon he saw the scene in Sulfur Harbor.
Deadpool's body is lying in the pool...
Already out of breath.
No wonder this guy couldn't return to reality from the dream.
He is really dead this time!
Embarrassment flashed across Merlin's eyes. When he dragged Deadpool into his dream, he really didn't notice that this guy actually stayed in the swimming pool in a strange posture lying on his stomach.
cough cough
Merlin coughed, and he said to Deadpool who was still blinking beside him:
Then what... I'll take you out.
Take a step back, okay, just stand there! Don't move! Don't move no matter what happens!
Merlin raised his finger, the orange light was shining on his fingertips, the complicated runes danced in the air, and the indifferent voice of Lord Raven appeared together:
In the name of Merlin Riley, Lord of the Wasteland, King of Vanity, Wade Wilson, I curse you!
swish
Shining orange light wrapped around Deadpool's willed body like a snake.
Amidst the dancing light, a divine word-level curse was cast on the bewildered Wade.
You will be trapped in dirty flesh and blood forever, and you will walk tirelessly. I curse you, you will not be able to get relief from death!
Go away! Go back to your stinking body!
As long as I'm alive, you'll never want to die!
hum
The curse of the divine words took effect at the next moment, and Deadpool's soul broke through the dream and returned to his dead body. At the moment the dream dissipated, Deadpool raised his middle finger at Merlin indifferently.
He screamed:
Damn it, my uncle's body doesn't stink! Recently, I take ten baths a day!
Merlin didn't care about the complaint, the moment Deadpool opened his eyes, Merlin's voice also rang in his ears.
He said:
Remember what you promised me, Wade, find the whereabouts of those strange objects as quickly as possible!
This cursed immortal body is my wedding gift to you.
Happy wedding, my friend.
PS:
There will be more updates tomorrow, for the sake of female readers, tomorrow 3+3, although I doubt that I have no female readers, I still have to express what should be expressed.
All in all, happy women's day everyone~ love you~
Regarding the female reader's question... I guess, probably, maybe, maybe, there is a slight probability, yes...
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