Shadow of the Beautiful World

Not to mention the strange experience of Xia Kela, the alien queen who was put on the throne inexplicably, with a confused face throughout the whole process.

On the other side of Sulfur Harbor, in the block of the base camp of monsters.

Deadpool Wade, who has been in this city for almost half a month, is enjoying life.

This guy is wearing a shower cap, holding a wine glass in one hand and a snack in the other, sitting in a big mansion.

He seemed to have just taken a shower, and under the shower cap, he could still see the pitted and unappetizing skin.

But he still has some self-knowledge, even when he is wearing a shower cap, he still wears that weird black-red hood on his head.

In front of him is a huge indoor swimming pool, on the tumbling water surface, there are a few little yellow ducks, and a swimming ring with a rainbow pony printed on it.

And a few pieces of seductive lingerie floating around.

Obviously, for some time in the past, this swimming pool was where Wade and his real girlfriend Xia Kela had fun.

On the opposite side of the swimming pool, there is a floating smart TV hanging on the wall like a wall, and Wade's favorite cartoon of cat and mouse is playing on the screen.

But under Wade's mask, there was no smile on that ugly face.

On the contrary, there is a kind of loss of life and death.

He's stuck here.

Just outside the swimming pool, there are powerful monsters guarding the gate, and around the mansion, there are also a huge number of aliens.

He cannot escape.

Xia Kela locked him here and regarded him as a male favorite.

Called to come, waved to go, this made Deadpool's heart full of machismo suffered great torture.

It made him feel like a call duck for fat rich women.

Of course, whether it's Xia Kela's figure, skills, or that seductive and brutal face, none of those damn fat women can compare.

When the two of them are alone, she never refuses any request from Deadpool.

Even the most demanding requirements will be satisfied.

Logically speaking, this should be the life Wade dreamed of.

There is no need to go out and work hard to make money, there is a beautiful woman who is hard to find in the world who is willing to spend money to support him, and all my requirements can be met.

And judging from Deadpool's venomous eyes, during the thousands of intimate exchanges between the two during this period, Xia Kela, who has been sealed for 1,000 years and is also very lonely in her heart, should really fall in love with him.

Just like Vanessa back then.

This is the second woman in Deadpool's life who is willing to give everything for him, regardless of his appearance or his madness.

Despite being a heterogeneous, Deadpool doesn't care much about blood and race.

Anyway, Xia Kela promised that the two of them can have a child, as long as Wade is willing, she can prepare for pregnancy now.

With such a girlfriend, what else is there to worry about?

It was as if he had reached the pinnacle of his life.

but people

It's that cheap.

After getting everything, after a few days of wanton enjoyment, Deadpool's restless heart was actually a little empty again.

An indescribable emptiness.

He was holding a wine glass, sitting on the luxurious sofa, looking back at the luxuriously decorated room around him, he was a little sullen.

Everything is fine, but I just can't be happy.

She's marrying me, my God! Is she crazy?

Xiao Jianjian was limp on the sofa like a dying person.

While pouring the wine in his hand onto his mask, he said unrequitedly:

Why do you want to get married? There is no freedom anymore

Obviously I met a woman who is rich and loves me. This woman perfectly meets all the requirements in my heart for a partner. Even my heart tells me that she is my perfect partner.

Obviously this perfect woman doesn't dislike me being ugly, doesn't dislike me being crazy, doesn't dislike me, I can only hold on for 2 minutes (ps.1)

Deadpool is like singing an opera, holding his heart in his hands, and said in a cheap voice:

Ah, it's obviously two happy things, and I can get double happiness, why am I so sad? Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

While talking, this guy actually started to cry pretendingly.

He cried very sadly, he didn't know where he took out a handkerchief, wiped the wet mask, then turned around nervously, and screamed at the empty wall:

What are you laughing laughing?

You're happy to see me sad, aren't you?

You're still laughing! Try laughing again! It's you, the guy lying on the bed looking at your phone! You're still laughing!

Sooner or later I'm going to rush over and chop your dicks off and stuff them in your dicks! I'll do what I say! Ah! Damn it, stop talking, I'm sick of it!

Screaming, he stood up and rushed into the pool, hiding himself under the sink.

It seemed to be avoiding something that only he could see and hear.

I have to find a way to let Xia Kela Gudu Gudu slow down. I don't want to part with her, but Gudu Gudu.

The guy was holding his breath in the water.

Even in the water, he couldn't stop the completely uncontrollable spit.

After several minutes, probably feeling the lack of oxygen, Deadpool jumped like a frog to surface again.

But at the moment when his fingers touched the surface of the water emitting a strange light.

A sudden, irresistible drowsiness poured into Wade Wilson's body along the extremely heavy water flow.

He felt bad.

But before he could resist, the drowsiness engulfed him like an attacking beast.

Deadpool lost control of his body.

In this unbelievable state, in deep sleep, his body floated to the surface of the water, as if he was lying in the water, and the choking water poured into the respiratory tract along with his breath, causing Deadpool to quickly enter a state of suffocation and near death .

This is not a knife wound and will not heal itself.

In fact, drowning is one of the few ways to kill someone who has the self-healing factor.

Deadpool's breathing became weaker and weaker.

After choking on enough water, the guy's instinctively struggling arms also lost strength, just like a real drowning guy.

He lay face down in the water, his buttocks up, and stopped breathing in an embarrassing position.

but shame

Uh, this shouldn't be a big problem for Deadpool.

After all, he was either embarrassing, or on his way to embarrassing himself.

Shame on him, this is the state of his life.

He's used to screwing up everything, and he enjoys it, he can't help himself.

Wade? Wade!

A familiar call sounded in the ears of the sleeping Deadpool.

He opened his eyes in a daze, and what he saw was an extremely gloomy sky. In the dim clouds, there were dancing white arcs shining, like ominous thunder and lightning.

That reminded Wade of bad memories of his hard-earned birthday cake falling into the dust as a child.

An indescribable, choking sulfur smell rushed into Wade's nostrils.

Wade couldn't help coughing several times.

Other bad memories came to his mind.

And it wasn't until this moment that he realized that the mask he had been wearing on his face had disappeared.

ah!

Deadpool caressed his pitted, disaster-like face, he screamed like a tenor, and jumped up from where he was lying when he grunted.

Where's my mask? Who took my mask! How can such a big mask be?

It wasn't until he jumped up that Deadpool saw his environment.

From where he was, he could see an abandoned and scorched land, the black river Styx meandering, and on the mountains in the distance, some hellish demons were flying around.

Under his feet was a magma pool that rolled like a lake, and some Balrogs that looked like elemental creatures rolled in the lake.

Hell.

Deadpool covered his mouth in a daze, his eyes widened, and he said:

Am I going to hell?

How could I go to hell?

I have done so many good things, I am such a pure and kind person, I am a hero! I should go to heaven! Must have made a mistake!

This guy with a lot of inner drama is jumping around in place, pointing to the sky and screaming.

Act like a madman.

Seeing that the creature was nervous in place, Merlin who was standing right behind him was also a little speechless.

After Deadpool quarreled for almost 3 minutes, Merlin had no choice but to remind:

It's just a dream.

Um?

Deadpool turned his head in surprise, his ugly and indescribable face made Merlin's expression change.

Lord Raven flicked his fingers, and a black and red mask appeared on Wade's face, covering his face and skin.

It's a dream.

Wade was also a little surprised to see Merlin, but his thinking was beyond the comprehension of ordinary people.

This guy quickly accepted this reality. He circled Merlin twice in admiration, then stretched out his hand and patted Merlin's shoulder carelessly, and complained in a good brotherly manner:

You said it earlier, I was scared to death. I thought I was really going to hell. I said that someone must have made a mistake, like me

You still think you can go to heaven?

Merlin interrupted Deadpool's triumphant boasting, and he said in a strange tone:

As for you, if you go to heaven, you'll probably annoy that big man, and then throw you back to hell.

hehe.

Deadpool laughed twice.

He seemed to have suddenly remembered something.

The next second, he angrily reached out and grabbed Merlin's collar, screaming:

Where's my money! Damn it, you lied to me! You unruly bastard, you even lied to your best friend! You have no conscience at all!

Do you still need money now?

Merlin glanced at the crazy Deadpool, he said:

Xia Kela is raising you, and the monsters have accumulated thousands of years of wealth, which is enough for you to grow old forever. Do you still care about the mere 20 million, you little boy who was raised by a rich woman?

23 million!

Deadpool corrected it.

But he also felt that what Merlin seemed to say made sense.

The guy took a step back, loosened Merlin's collar, and reached out to pat the non-existent dust on Merlin's clothes.

He put his hands on his hips, smiled and said:

It's Uncle Deadpool's ability to find a girlfriend and make her support me willingly! This can only prove that Uncle Deadpool is invincible! What, you, Raven Merlin, will envy me?

Who wouldn't be envious.

Merlin folded his hands on his abdomen, and the wide cuffs were like gathered wings.

He looked at Deadpool, and he said:

You have done something that 99% of the people in the world can't do. From this point of view, you deserve this happy ending. I heard that you are about to marry Xia Kela?

Raven blinked and said:

I want to congratulate you, my friend. I will definitely send a congratulatory gift when the time comes, but I probably won't be able to attend in person.

Deadpool's expression suddenly collapsed.

The fact that Xia Kela was going to marry him made him a little bit at a loss.

Of course, I took so much effort to pull you into the dream, not to say these things.

Merlin didn't waste any more time.

He cut straight to the point and said to Deadpool with his hips akimbo in front of him:

You can break the 'fourth wall,' right?

Deadpool's expression changed.

As if some important secret had been revealed, under the mask, his eyes became frightened.

You can observe conversations, right?

Merlin asked again, this time, Deadpool's expression was almost dumbfounded.

He looked at the approaching Merlin in horror.

Raven had a weird smile on his face, which made Deadpool subconsciously cover his butt

Uh, this guy doesn't know where to go.

Don't be afraid.

Merlin said softly:

I just want to ask you a favor, of course, before that, I need to ask you a few questions

Observers who rule our stories and our destinies

I'm very curious about this.

ps.1:

It's not that I'm sarcastic on purpose.

In fact, many of Xiaojianjian's comics have additionally explained this point.

The reason why Xiao Jianjian can only persist for 2 minutes is because there are cancer factors and self-healing factors coexisting in his body, and he is in a state of death and rebirth all the time, resulting in skin ulceration.

This kind of collapse spreads all over the body, and the small hook is also in a state of peeling.

so very sensitive

Being able to persist for 2 minutes is already very good, but although the time is short, the number of times is high, just like a lion, with unlimited energy.

Probably also for this reason, little cheap women have always been popular.

And Queen Xia Kela is Xiao Jianjian's official wife. The two had a wedding. The witness was Uncle Wolf. The participants of the wedding were 224 Marvel characters and 12 Transcendence Protoss (that is, Marvel editors).

The number of participants in this wedding set a Guinness World Record, which has not been broken so far, and it is estimated that it will not be broken in the future.

but

Although it is true love, the two seem to have divorced in the current comics. The big reason is that Xiao Jianjian made it himself, but Xia Kela is not a fuel-efficient lamp.

It can only be said that these two people are typical examples of natural bohemian love of freedom.