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Although thank goodness they lost, but others always feel weird.

They lost, but they also played, and they had four dishes and one soup.

If you're so tired, you won't necessarily win, so you're going to lose? It's not a loss to die, just think about it.

The members of the program group who followed Xie Tian told Director Liu that the 100 yuan was not a loss for trading, but wasted by this group of people who felt that there was no hope of winning.

This is for Liu Daoqi, no! They had to be punished, so they called the screenwriters over to discuss the punishment plan.

After discussing, the winner of the task will be announced first. The winner is the green team. According to the color, Wang Wu and the others are the yellow team. Thank God, a few people are the red team.

Hearing this result, Xie Tian and the others were calm in their hearts. They didn't make any impressions. They knew that they were going to lose, but losing is not the same as losing. Look at Wang Wu's yellow team, they are better than us. Won.

Wang Wu and the others were all mourning, especially when they looked at Xie Tian, ​​they were even more unbalanced, and they were full of resentment.

Although the green team won, they were not too excited. They always felt that winning was boring and that they did not get any benefits.

man! Afraid to compare!

At this time, the director said: "Everyone has worked hard this morning, and they didn't even eat. In order to reward the show crew, a hearty lunch was prepared."

As soon as the voice fell, the staff moved the table to set the tableware, and then the exquisite food was served, and finally a large plate of hairy crabs was served.

Let the members exclaim for a while, the autumn wind blows, the crab legs are itchy, the chrysanthemums are blooming, and the crabs are coming.

The red hairy crabs made people drool when they looked at them. Xie Ting glanced at Xie Tian complaining.

Still want to eat crab? The director spoke again at this time: "There are rewards and punishments, the last place in the task, there is no food to eat."

"what!"

Thank God, the three of them all screamed. Why didn't you say that the last one had no food to eat? This is too embarrassing.

Xie Ting also thought that she could eat one even if she tried hard, but she didn't expect that she couldn't eat one? Immediately, he felt even more sorry for Xie Tian.

A calm-hearted Zhang Weijun wasn't happy either, he blamed that guy, otherwise he wouldn't be able to eat crabs.

The other two groups of people will be satisfied, and their odd jobs are not in vain.

Wang Wu looked at them and sighed: "It's better to start your own business. If you can eat four dishes and one soup, we can't compare. There is no vegetarian dish in all the meat, and this hairy crab can be "vegetable"."

Others also followed suit, thank God these people's faces are not good.

This is not over, the director said again: "Because the red team owes the show team 100 yuan and has not paid it back, they will be punished in prison during the meal."

What! If you owe 100 yuan, you will go to jail! Those three people stopped doing it.

"Because the prison space is limited, the red team has to choose a representative to go to prison to receive punishment."

Upon hearing this, Zhang Weijun and Xie Ting didn't even think about it, they pointed at Xie Tian: "Just him."

Xie Tian didn't dare to look at these two people confidently: "I didn't spend the money alone, why don't you recognize people in a blink of an eye."

Then he said to Xie Ting, "You didn't eat the four dishes and one soup just now. You didn't eat it, so you forgot it if you didn't digest it?"

"Bah!" Xie Ting took a sip on the ground: "What kind of four dishes and one soup, you're embarrassed to mention a box of meals."

The others are speechless, the four dishes and one soup that you have spent a long time together is a boxed lunch!

At the same time, seeing Xie Ting's eyes became a bit strange, are you being led astray after staying with Teacher Xie for such a long time?

Xie Tian turned his head to look at Zhang Weijun: "Mr. Zhang, you had a great time singing just now!"

Zhang Weijun snorted coldly, "You're like a professional singer. You're taking our two actors to sing. You're at ease!"

Xie Tian: "..."

I was hunting wild geese all day long but the geese pecked me in the eye, good! you cows.

Isn't it a prison! Others don't understand him and don't understand. The prison in the reality show is just a name. It's just a random place, and it means a prison.

Where is not lying down!

Looking at Xie Tian's expression, Director Liu snorted coldly: "Go to prison."

"Going to prison...what do you mean?" Xie Tian was puzzled, what is the entity of this prison.

Then I saw several staff members each carrying a piece of iron fence. Five pieces were assembled together, and a prison was built on the spot.

Thank you for being speechless, you are really making a lot of money in making shows.

The other members were also taken aback, seeing the prison for the first time.

Two staff members came over and said, "Mr. Xie, please."

Xie Tian heard the words like a victorious general, raised his chest and raised his head and said proudly: "To save face, many people know me, can you not wear handcuffs?"

Everyone was stunned, what did they say? No one put handcuffs on you?

Immediately afterwards, I realized that those young and dangerous brothers in the movie didn't say a word when they were caught.

Shaking his head amusingly, this person never forgets to add drama to himself.

Thank God this time, people are really caught in a cage.

The other two groups began to eat, and they were all hungry, and the restaurant life was not easy.

As Wang Wu was eating, he felt two scorching gazes focused on him, looked up, one was Xie Tian, ​​and the other was from the direction of the show team.

He said happily: "Third Master! Your lord is imprisoned, don't rob a prison!"

Others also looked at Concubine Xiang Zhang, wondering how this little thing would answer.

The camera turned to Concubine Zhang, and after hearing this, she wiped her saliva and said melancholy: "Good and evil will eventually be rewarded, and the way of heaven is reincarnated. If you don't believe it, look up and see who the heavens will forgive."

The others burst into laughter, because Teacher Xie's assistant felt that this person deserved it.

Concubine Zhang looked at the hairy crabs in Wang Wu's hands and asked, "Brother Fifth, are the hairy crabs delicious?"

Without Wang Wu's words, the director said, "Yo! Forget it for the third master. Quickly prepare a meal for the third master."

Wang Wu put two hairy crabs on a plate and sent them over to grind her teeth.

Concubine Zhang found an angle that could not be captured by the camera, leaned against Xie Tian's dog cage, and ate hairy crabs.

Crab shell, after eating the meat, the crab legs spit into the dog cage next to it.

Thank God his face turned green. You don't want the little things, just wait for me to come out.

The others laughed again when they saw it, but Director Liu shook his head. Are you laughing? Teacher Xie in this episode must have more shots than anyone else.

Do you really want to play? Let's learn something from Teacher Xie. In other words, the two in the group with Teacher Xie have made some progress.

Seeing that Xie Tian's assistants are all mixed up with hairy crabs, Xie Ting and Zhang Weijun are stuttering if they are cute, sing, dance, and say good things.

I ate it too, the hairy crabs are really fragrant.

The food was almost gone, and there were still some leftovers on the table. Wang Wu looked at Xie Tian: "Mr. Xie, we can't eat any more, there is still some left over, and it's wasted. Do you still eat it?"

Xie Tian grabbed the railing and watched eagerly, nodding his head quickly: "Eat...eat!"

"But you can't just eat it like this," Wang Wu said, "Mr. Xie has to show us a show. I just heard Mr. Zhang say that you sing well, so let's sing a song."

This is an opportunity for Wang Wu to show Xie Tian himself and give him more shots. The shot is the exposure, and what they play in this business is the exposure.

In addition, the dream of returning to the Tang Dynasty is now a big fire. The sound source is always in the top few music platforms on the Internet. I take this opportunity to add icing on the cake.

Everyone else was full of envy.

Everyone thought that Xie Tian returned to the Tang Dynasty, but what kind of person is Teacher Xie? Singing is the same as writing poetry.

Holding the railing, he sang affectionately: "Iron gate, iron window, iron chain"

"Holding on the bars, I went outside"

"How wonderful life is outside"

"When will I return to my home"

......

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These people are dumbfounded! what song is this? Why don't you dream of going back to the Tang Dynasty?

And what about these lyrics, who put the chains on you?

Feeling homesick for a while?

Just so stupidly let Xie Tian finish singing this song behind bars.

The singing subsided, but these people were still confused.

What kind of song is this? It’s so fitting. I can’t believe it. Looking at Xie Tian, ​​you didn’t make a song in such a short time~ www.wuxiaspot.com~ Is Teacher Xie too full of life? I heard that this person has been in prison before!

If he could cry while listening to the song, he looked up and saw that Xie Tian had two lines of tears in his eyes, and his face suddenly turned black.

Hey!

It's just recording a show, but I didn't actually go to prison, but I can't have such a big feeling!

Seeing this situation, the director was about to cry, and hurriedly called out, "Cut! Get Teacher Xie out now."

Just recording a show to make people suffer so much grievance, it's such a mess!

Xie Tianyi wiped away his tears and said, "Don't let me out? There's an album behind me, so I'll ask if you're afraid."

Zhang Weijun came over and hugged Xie Tian: "You have been wronged, and Xie Ting and I will remember your feelings."

Xie Ting also looked sad: "Don't look back!"

It took half a day of effort for these two people to let Xie Tiantao go astray.

The second task is to compete for wisdom, which is all kinds of small games. Anyway, it is the tossing of these people in the program group.

Thank God, nothing remarkable happened. Acted blandly.

Xie Tian deliberately lowered his sense of existence and gave himself the camera. As for others, this is not a one-person show.

Until the last little game, you say I guess, Xie Tian is responsible for saying it, Xie Ting guesses.

The previous ones were quite normal, and when there was the last question, Xie Tian was stunned.

The subject is the airport.

Because there are no related words, Xie Tian couldn't think of how to describe it.

Xie Ting jumped in a hurry. When she jumped, the trembling pair were not trembling, they were jumping, and the shaking people were dazzled.

Looking at the fullness that was about to come out, Xie Tian moved in his heart.

He patted his chest and shouted loudly, "Zhao Zihan!"