Scourge the Entertainment Industry
Chapter 90: shot three
The people in the nearby program group are going crazy when they see this scene. Recording the program, can you spread some positive energy?
Even if we are a variety show, the scale is not so big, you can still broadcast this show if you do this!
The people in the program team hurriedly stopped, but they dared not let Teacher Xie continue to "film".
Zhang Weijun and Xie Ting did not let him continue to do this, thank God for not doing it: How can I not be serious about my serious sales methods.
But no one else agrees that there is no way to grit their teeth: "Okay, no more film."
Everyone roared: "You're not a sticker."
Seeing that Xie Tian agreed with the program team, he let out a sigh of relief, and at the same time decided that this show must be watched to death, but he didn't dare to let him toss any more nonsense.
When the program was broadcast, this paragraph was not pinched, and the audience had to explain it, but it was subtitled.
"This is a dangerous behavior, non-professionals, please don't imitate it, you should be down-to-earth." There are several words more than those stunts.
"Then what are we doing?" Xie Tian asked.
Xie Ting said as a matter of course: "We are all here, so let's stick to the film."
Zhang Weijun nodded and said: This is the reason.
Xie Tian rolled his eyes: "Film? Who would you put a bunch of bubbles on people's mobile phones, and I won't let you lift them."
The two looked at each other, yes, this film won't work.
"Then what should I do?" Xie Ting was a little worried.
The mobile phone sellers are all in the downtown area, and it is very lively with people coming and going.
Xie Tian glanced around and saw a man throwing the bottle of mineral water he had drank into the trash can.
In an instant, like a vicious dog, he rushed to the trash can and turned it over regardless.
The two of them looked at the hair, what the hell, what happened to the sky and the sun?
A trash can made him dig out seven or eight water bottles, hugged them full and smiled at the two of them: "I have an idea."
The two of them looked at his shape and had a bad feeling in their hearts: "What's the idea?"
Xie Tian said proudly: "Let's collect the waste!"
"What!"
"Collect waste!"
The faces of the two of them turned black at once. It's better to do odd jobs in a restaurant.
Looking at their expressions, Xie Tian was unhappy: "What? I look down on the job of collecting waste."
"This job is tiring and looks dirty, but making money, whoever doesn't make money is guilty of this, just those who open waste collection stations look inconspicuous, and it's bad that people are richer than you."
"More than a dozen water bottles can't sell for 1 yuan, and more than a thousand is a hundred!"
The two of them looked at him speechlessly. You also said that you were collecting scraps to make money. Are you picking up scraps and making money?
And this is a recording program, we three are not really starting a business, and who is going to start a business! The waste begins.
It's not that these two people are pretentious and care about their image. It's okay to pick up scraps. Maybe they can get closer to fans.
but! A dozen dollars and fifty cents for a trash can. How many trash cans must be turned over! play too!
Xie Ting was about to cry: "Mr. Xie, can you think of a serious idea?"
Why is my idea not serious, Xie Tian glanced at her: "You little girl is too hypocritical."
Xie Ting rolled her eyes, who is hypocritical, I have a brain. Then he said with some distress: "What are you doing?"
"Yeah, what are you doing?" Both of them frowned.
It was almost noon at this time, and the sun was a little hot.
Xie Tian swept around and found a shady corner to squat down.
Can't they say hello to us as soon as the corners of their mouths twitched?
I also squatted in the past, three wrists squatted in the corner like a blind stream, the people in the program group watching this picture were directly happy, it was so fun.
Older people think more realistically. Zhang Weijun said, "Why don't we buy some small commodities and set up a stall."
"What to buy? Where to buy? Where to put it?" Xie Ting immediately asked Zhang Weijun three times.
The girl is a little sad now.
Xie Tian's expression changed: "Mr. Zhang is right."
Zhang Weijun: I now feel that what I said is not quite right.
Xie Tian said leisurely: "Do you know who earns the best money?"
Xie Ting: You sound familiar.
"It's women's and children's money."
"The cost of making women's money is too high, we can't do it, but we can make money for children."
"Bring in some toys with knives, guns, swords, halberds, axes, and forks, as well as some water guns and slingshots, and sell them at the school gate, just in time for the school to close at noon."
"Those little boys can't stand the temptation at all. Their money is easy to cheat, not... easy to earn."
What you just said was cheating, you want to cheat children's money, do you still have humanity?
Carefully sum up, Mr. Xie, don't harm the flowers of the motherland.
Let them bring those things you said into the school, and the school will not fry.
Seeing that I thought of an idea and rejected it, and I thought of it and rejected it, Xie Tian was not happy: "Then why are you talking about it?"
Xie Ting was even more angry than him, and immediately shouted: "I don't know what to do, the show team is arranged, what kind of business do you want to start!"
"It's all unreliable ideas."
Thank God for hearing this, and admit it! This matter is my own fault, I thought for a while and said helplessly: "Hey, in fact, I have always had an idea, but this idea is really the last resort."
The two glanced at him and glanced at the next policy in your mouth. What kind of downfall is this, you better not say it.
Before the two of them could open their mouths, Xie Tian continued to say, "The last resort is to do street performances."
busking......
Upon hearing this, the eyes of the two of them lit up, and Xie Ting was happy again: "This is the last resort. Teacher Xie, you should have said this long ago."
Zhang Weijun also echoed: "That's right, we are all actors, and acting is our line of work."
Xie Tian looked at them: "What are you performing?"
The two thought about it carefully, what could be performed on the street.
Xie Ting saw Xie Tian's idea: "Mr. Xie, you can sing. You wrote the dream of returning to the Tang Dynasty. You must sing well."
"There are people who wear masks and sing." Xie Tian pointed to his face: "How about I say it's the last resort."
Xie Ting choked, and at the same time understood where the idea was.
The masks that the show crew wears for them is a place where all eighteen martial arts are useless.
Xie Tian looked at the two of them: "Will you be able to break a big stone in your chest, lock your throat with steel bars, and swallow a sword in your mouth?"
Zhang Weijun "..."
Xie Ting "..."
The two stared blankly at him and said nothing.
Xie Tian said to Zhang Weijun: "Mr. Zhang, you are a drama actor, you can't do this."
Zhang Weijun's face shook: "Our drama actors don't practice this."
Xie Tian looked at Xie Ting again: "You went to a famous university, how did you take the class."
Xie Ting: "Our school doesn't teach this either."
Look at the time. It was noon, Xie Tian got up: "I don't want to think about it, let's go to dinner."
Xie Ting was not in the mood to eat: "what to eat, how can we have money?"
Xie Tian: "Don't you have the capital?"
"The money has to be paid back."
"What's the money back, what's the money back if the business is lost."
Program group: "..."
Seeing this little girl Xie Ting at dinner, she was still dejected. Xie Tian said, "Although we may lose the first mission, we are treated well. Four dishes and one soup are treated as cadres." "
Xie Ting lowered her head and looked at it, just like a box of rice that turns into four dishes and one soup when you put it in your mouth.
Remembering that the surface of the intelligent high-end digital communication equipment has been processed linearly with polymer compounds, this person really knows how to pretend.
Then Yile, it's not bad to think so.
It is said that different angles will see different scenery. Some people think this is a packed lunch, and some people think it is four dishes and one soup.
After the meal, I counted the remaining money, seven yuan for selling popsicles, 30 yuan for box lunch, 10 yuan for film, and 73 yuan left.
Xie Tian said: "I can't think of anything to pay attention to. You don't agree with my idea."
The two of them rolled their eyes, your ideas are all crooked, and there is no reliable way.
Xie Tian continued: "This mission is lost, so let's not leave the money, let's play?"
When the two of them thought about it, the idea was reliable. As for the money to be paid back to the show team, Teacher Xie said, what kind of money should be paid if the business loses.
The three found a ktv home and started playing. Xie Tian used his mobile phone to find the accompaniment and sang a dream back to the Tang Dynasty~www.wuxiaspot.com~ These two people and the people in the program group were fascinated by it.
The other two groups of people are still working hard, but these three people are having fun, and they don't want to do any tasks.
At two o'clock, the program team informed them that the first mission was over and asked them to go back to assemble.
When they arrived at the meeting point, the two groups of people looked a little embarrassed and tired.
Looking at the three people who were slippery and slippery, the others were a little out of their minds.
Zhang Weijun asked, "Why are you so sluggish as if you didn't eat?"
"But I didn't eat, and I was busy until the end." Then he asked, "You guys have eaten."
Xie Ting patted her stomach: "Four dishes and one soup."
Those people are so envious, they knew we were going to start a business, and it would be good to be our own boss.
The first must be someone else's, this crime is nothing.
Wang Wu asked curiously, "Mr. Xie, how much did you earn by drying cell phone stickers?"
Others are also curious, how much money this group earns, and they all eat four dishes and one soup.
Xie Tian shook his head: "What kind of money do you earn, you lose it."
"what!"
"Lost!"
"You still eat four dishes and one soup at a loss?"
Zhang Weijun replied, "We even sang a song after the meal. That house has a good sound!"
other people"......"
Director: "Mr. Xie, please exchange the 100 yuan that the program team borrowed from you."
Xie Tian glanced at him strangely: "Don't say it's a loss, I've lost everything, so what money is there?"
director:"......"
We also lost the 100 bucks!
When other people hear this, well, you didn't earn a point for co-authoring, and you also lost 100.
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