Bai Ge shook his head and said, "I'm doing ninjutsu seals."
"..."
Section Chief Xing finally couldn't bear it anymore, stood up and hurriedly walked out of the bathroom door.
Bai Ge yelled again behind him, "Wait, where are you going, Section Chief Xing?"
"I'll go find Suxiao Jiuxin Pills! I won't die of anger later!"
The puffy, whitish head balloon that had been soaked lay on the ground and could no longer float up.Finally he couldn't bear it anymore and asked in standard Chinese, "What are you talking about?"
Bai Ge was overjoyed, "...so you little devil can speak Chinese."
The human-headed balloon finally got angry, and said through gritted teeth, "I'm not a Japanese devil! I'm a serious Chinese!"
Bai Ge nodded thoughtfully, "Understood, the second devil is a traitor."
"Am I him..."
If it weren't for the head of the balloon, the water in the brain would be boiling.Being out of the body state made it impossible for him to use spells, otherwise he really wanted to summon a ghost to kill these bastards.
"The last hundred-year-old Egyptian blond old man with only one head left as a demon didn't even have ashes left."
Bai Ge picked up the scalpel and black marker pen on the ground, and began to draw dotted lines on the face of the head, and said while drawing, "Young man, I'm afraid that your death is beyond your imagination."
"Wait, you, what do you want to do!"
The calm middle-aged man panicked at this moment, "Stop it, don't come over!"
"I attended a few classes at the School of Cosmetic Medicine before. When I was a veterinarian, I cut the double eyelids of sows, but I have never tried it on the face of a living person. Today I will give you the whole European-style double eyelids."
The head balloon that originally wanted to say nothing finally panicked at this moment, coughing desperately, and the cerebrospinal fluid was almost sprayed out from the nasal cavity.He trembled and said, "I, I am willing to cooperate, and I will explain everything! I am a member of the Prophecy School, and I have important information on me! I want to become a tainted witness, and I want to apply for protection! Cough, cough, I breathe But come!"
A painful expression appeared on the face of the human head balloon, and he quickly shouted, "Brother, hold on, you must give all the information before you die."
As he said that, he grabbed the head balloon and ran out quickly. He also took out an oxygen mask from his backpack and put it on the face of the head balloon.
"Ha ha."
Looking at the other party's constant busyness, the human-headed balloon showed a sneer in his heart.It seems that these guys really believed that they possessed the secret information of the Prophecy School.
The head balloon is going to cause chaos and escape later. It also has a secret hole card, but it just wants to take away a few more players from the Special Affairs Bureau later.
Every official player is a thorn in the flesh for their organization.
The human-headed balloon took a few deep breaths and gradually calmed down. Although his brain was filled with toilet water and his thinking was a bit slow, he still realized that something was wrong with hindsight.
His eyelids rolled up, and he asked through the oxygen mask, "Brother, your oxygen smells wrong, doesn't it?"
"Ham, there's no way, the oxygen is all used up."
Bai Ge said calmly, "So I can only fill you with some natural gas first."
"..."
The human-headed balloon covered with an oxygen mask was stunned for a moment, and after a moment of contemplation, he asked in a low voice, "Have you ever thought about submitting your resume to the underworld and being responsible for leading the way to the [-]th floor of hell to torture criminals?"
The siren sounded downstairs, and after a while, footsteps were heard walking in the corridor.
The face of the head balloon changed suddenly, realizing that other players might also be present. After inhaling the natural gas, his consciousness gradually became blurred. He forced his last breath, broke free from the restraint, bit his lip, and spit out a mouthful of blood.
Bai Ge thought it was poisonous blood, and subconsciously kicked the human head balloon out. Unexpectedly, the human head balloon flew out directly with the help of this kick.
The human head balloon that flew out of the window showed a ferocious smile, "Hahahaha, I didn't expect this to be my escape route! When I go back, I will definitely curse you all to death!"
In order to prevent being seen through, the head balloon also used props to separate four or five clones to flee in different directions.
However, in the next second, the expression on the face of the head balloon froze, and he saw an RPG rocket launcher in the opponent's hand at some point.
"Wait a minute, where did he take out the bazooka, the four-dimensional chrysanthemum?"
However, after thinking about it, a cold and desperate thought came to mind.
Could it be that this guy is also a hidden hunter player?
No, why did he ignore the other avatars and just locked on me?
Immediately, the head balloon found that his whole body was covered with a faint blue light.
Damn you, you were marked?
Baige pulled the trigger, and the rocket was launched directly, not even being moved by the scorching tail smoke, it directly exploded the head balloon into sparks, like a blooming firework.
Section Chief Xing, who ran over with the mobile team of the Special Affairs Bureau, was stunned when he saw this scene.
The man in uniform beside him poked Section Chief Xing's shoulder and asked in a low voice, "Old Xing, what is the origin of this guy you invited back?"
Section Chief Xing turned his head, hesitated for a moment, and said in a low voice, "If I'm not mistaken, Mr. Bai should be a treacherous and evil player of P Club."
Chapter 64 The Quest of the Underworld
first change
All the residents were asked to leave the apartment building, and a cordon was set up more than 50 meters away from the scene. The entrances and exits of the community were taken over and guarded by the police, and it was strictly forbidden for idlers to enter and exit.
The staff wearing gas masks and heavy anti-radiation suits were divided into two groups. One group collected the remaining debris with a Geiger counter, and the other group was spraying dust inhibitors, and carefully cleaned up all the debris on the ground. Corpse pieces of radioactive elements were put into sealed lead barrels, sorted, sealed and taken away.
The on-site staff of the Special Affairs Bureau responsible for outside the cordon were discussing in low voices.
"What the hell is this guy that broke into several pieces? It's disgusting."
"There is nuclear radiation, and it's from Japan. I heard that feces were detected in the mouth. Isn't this obviously a Tokyo shit eater?"
"Although it's not the same time, it's the same evacuation center?"
One of them showed an expression of sudden realization, "It turns out that everyone is the eighth."
When Bai Ge passed by other people, everyone subconsciously avoided this guy who was suspected to be a player of P Agency.The Bureau of Special Affairs has heard of various evil operations in the game by certain P agency players who have become player hunters.
Those who are required to play hide-and-seek games with ghosts in the abandoned building directly use bombs to blow up the building to pass the level, and those who are required to quietly escape from the out-of-control perverted murderer insane asylum end up taking care of a whole insane asylum and then stroll out slowly.Don't do a single thing that has anything to do with people, and don't miss the work of the whole underworld.
Bai Ge found an excuse to leave the blocked community. Due to the special identity of the other party, the Special Affairs Bureau let him go without saying a word. Even Section Chief Xing said that he would try his best to get Bai Ge the opportunity to eat free royal food.
Bai Ge walked through the alleys and streets where there were no people. After confirming that there was no follower from the Special Affairs Bureau or enemies behind him, he slowed down and clicked on the system task bar.
【You have a new task order, please check it】
Bai Ge clicked on the task bar without hesitation.
【Teamwork Mission: Going Yin】
[Mission 12: It is required to arrive at Yinyuan Mountain before [-]:[-] midnight, and join the other two players Wen Liang and Witch who participated in the mission]
"It's another teamwork mission, and this time the mission location is actually in Yinyuan Mountain."
The rewards for teamwork missions will not be notified in advance, just like the Human Skin Inn last time, after Baige completes the mission, besides rich experience points, there will also be a reward called [Providence Eyeball Imitation] Rare-level props can see through the illusions and blindness of the opponent, and spy on the secrets deep in the opponent's heart. Because it is only an imitation, there is no way to spy on the secrets of high-level players.
After all, no one wants to have secrets such as "I like to sniff my feet after buttoning my feet" or "recently premature ejaculation has been a bit serious" popping up in my head.
Baige has heard the rumors of Yinyuan Mountain for a long time. It is in the depths of the forest park in the northwest of Xu City. According to legend, it is the place where Yin and Yang meet in Xu City. Every year, unbelievers go to conquer nature. When we arrived at the scene, there was only one video left.
Only the words "walking in the shadows" made Bai Ge feel vigilant. Could it be that this mission also involves a trip to the underworld?
Bai Ge cheered up in an instant, if the system had such a task, then he wouldn't be sleepy at all.
After confirming the start of the mission, Bai Ge's appearance has been automatically modified by the system. Just in case, he took out the incomplete umbilical cord of the ancient god from the inventory.
The wriggling umbilical cord was like a leech, with dense flagella growing on it, like a coquettish kitten, rubbing against Baige's arm friendly to please its master.Then cut a hole in the arm and drilled into the body.
If I really become an indescribable master in the future, standing on an altar made of flesh and blood, facing crazy believers, I must roar out the twisted desire in my heart, "Change me!"
With Piao Yuan's thoughts withdrawn, Bai Ge checked the props that needed to be carried in the task bar. .
What do you need to prepare offline with the female netizens who play games with you?
Shock prod, get√
Killer fishing line, get√
The incomplete umbilical cord of an ancient god that can release a lethal gamma ray burst, get√
flamethrower, get√
……
Boys still have to protect themselves when they go out, and they must carry some Molotov cocktails, quick-acting anesthetics and lime powder with them.This is the lesson of blood and tears when his college roommate went out to meet Ji, but was blocked in the hotel by two hundred catties of female netizens, screaming and screaming, and no one helped him.
It's not very far from Yinyuan Mountain Forest Park. Baige set off on a small electric donkey. In the bright light, moths gathered and fluttered on the lampshade, and finally there were only gloomy tree shadows swaying back and forth on both sides of the road.
The Yinyuan Mountain Forest Park is getting closer and closer, and the surroundings are deadly silent, only the whistling wind can be heard blowing by.Originally, there was a small village near the forest park, but with the expansion of the reserve in recent years, people in the village have moved out one after another.Only the windows of the old tile-roofed houses under the tall ancient pine trees on the roadside are still lit.
The old wooden door was opened with a tooth-piercing sound, and a hunchbacked old man in white came out of the tile-roofed house tremblingly carrying a basin of water.
When she saw Bai Ge riding a small electric donkey at night, it was like seeing a ghost, her eyes widened, her face was pale, and she hurriedly waved her hand to chase him away, "Young man, don't die, you dare to come to Yinyuan Mountain at night Let's go, let's go back."
The old woman said impatiently, "The old woman won't lie to you when she's old, this mountain really can eat people!"
"Do not worry."
Bai Ge stopped the little eDonkey, and said confidently, "Back then, I had a fortune-telling in the hands of a pretty blind Zhang Banxian. He said that my fate is extremely strong, and I will definitely live until I die."
The corner of the old woman's mouth twitched, and she didn't know how to answer the words for a long time, so she could only say slowly, "How can you believe fortune-telling nonsense."
Bai Ge shook his head, and said seriously, "Because I went to the blind fortune-teller with a knife at that time, if he ran away when he saw me, it would prove that his calculation was inaccurate."
God damn blind man run away when he sees you!
"...Young man, do it yourself. If you meet someone you don't know waving to you in the mountains, don't go there."
The old woman couldn't persuade Bai Ge, so she shook her head silently, turned and went back to the house.
"By the way, grandma, you are here..."
Bai Ge, who continued to ride the small electric stove, suddenly thought of a few questions, and quickly turned around to ask.It was pitch black behind him, and the weeds were vast.
Under the ancient pine trees next to the road, where there are traces of tile-roofed houses, there is only a dilapidated old tombstone. The old photo on the tombstone is exactly the same as the old man I saw just now.
Chapter 65 We're Going to Whore for Free
Chapter 49 has been harmonized, and is still in the second review, so don't be impatient
the second
"There are still so many ghosts in this world."
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