It's time, it's time to become an evil god

"I'll bring more ghosts over at twelve o'clock in the evening."

The haircutting skills were affirmed, and the paper piercer quickly nodded in surprise, expressing that he would work hard.

Then a line of words appeared in the mirror, "You should also bring some more, don't say I bully you."

The smile froze on the paper-stitched face.

The figure of the female ghost in the mirror slowly dissipated, leaving only a pile of stinky dead hair floating on a pool of dirty and blackened blood.

Bai Ge walked out of the bathroom, picked up the mobile phone and dialed the phone number left by Section Chief Xing, and said seriously, "Hello, Section Chief Xing? Where are you now, I have to go find you."

……

In a room with closed curtains, several "human candles" exuding green flames are placed on the table. These are candles made by pressing the heads of living people alive. crushed by a special method, and squeezed into an expression pack of Edvard Munch's "The Scream".

Click.

A dead man's head on the table began to peel off from the position of the Tianling Gai, and finally scattered all over the table, exuding the stench of dead people.

The man standing in front of the table had a gloomy face and clenched his fists. This was the third time that the meme infection had failed.

It can be called the biggest failure of the meme curse career.

What is the origin of the infected this time?

The man looked carefully at the cursed props on the table. The expression of the first dead head was distorted in pain, and for some reason, the whole head was emitting a faint green strange light, and there was a feeling of burning skin after approaching it. Dizziness and nausea.

The second dead man's head was wide open and its seven orifices were bleeding, as if it had been greatly stimulated before it died.Although the third dead head was not dead, it was gnashing its teeth and bleeding from its lips and teeth, as if it had suffered a terrible blow.

Is this a fucking human thing?

Not right, very wrong.

Afraid that the other party would impose some kind of anti-meme, the man's face changed suddenly, he blew out all the candles, cut off the connection with the dead head, stood motionless in the dark, watched vigilantly for a long time, and only after confirming that he was not being anti-tracked Silently heaved a sigh of relief.

"Could it be that something hard happened this time? Forget it, it's better not to have extra problems, anyway, the deployment is almost the same. I hope that the Prophecy School is also ready to respond. It has been too long to prepare for the evolution game."

He slowly closed his eyes, but he felt uneasy in his heart, always feeling that something would happen.

"Let's choose the other two victims."

The man relights the candle on the table,

He held his head with both hands, and then turned it 180 degrees suddenly. With a click, he actually pulled out his head together with his spine, and placed the bloody head on the candlestick table.

"This time I'm going to do it myself!"

Chapter 62 "Shit You!"

Fourth more

"You mean the meme curse will haunt the victim until the victim dies?"

After Section Chief Xing received Bai Ge's call, he was also stunned, and then fell into deep contemplation. After returning to the Special Affairs Bureau today, he specially performed a mind pollution test, and found no abnormalities.After pondering for a moment, he immediately reported his address to the other party, hung up the phone, unplugged all the plugs, sat calmly on the sofa, and waited for Bai Ge to come to the door.

The big yellow dog that was sleeping on the ground suddenly stood up restlessly, with a fierce look in his eyes, and barked his teeth at the dark night outside the window. Section Chief Xing realized that there was a problem, and quickly stood up vigilantly, staring at the outside.

At this time, he also called for reinforcements from the Special Affairs Bureau, and death and time were in a race.

Originally, he could just walk away, but Section Chief Xing didn't dare to bet the lives of hundreds or thousands of innocent passers-by in Xushi outside. Notify other colleagues of all situations witnessed.

After barking for a few minutes, the big yellow dog's voice sank, its fierce growl turned into a low whimper, and it hid behind Section Chief Xing with its tail between its legs and shivered, as if it had seen something very terrifying.

The surrounding was quiet and dead, but it made Section Chief Xing feel more and more uneasy.

dong dong dong.

"Is Section Chief Xing here?"

At this moment, there was a knock on the door, Section Chief Xing's expression lit up, he walked to the door, and looked out vigilantly through the cat's eyes.It was confirmed that the young man he met at the Folklore Research Association today breathed a sigh of relief, but he did not rush to open the door, nor did he answer the other party's questions, fearing that there might be some trap.Instead, he asked another question, "Answer me a question first, is my assistant's tie red or black?"

"Your assistant didn't wear a tie today."

Section Chief Xing finally breathed a sigh of relief and opened the anti-theft door.However, the other party looked at him suspiciously, and asked tentatively, "Then let me ask you, did you enter the door with your left foot or your right foot today?"

Section Chief Xing was taken aback, how could he remember such a thing!

After thinking for a long time, he said hesitantly, "I, I don't know."

Bai Ge nodded, walked into the living room, and said, "The answer is correct, because I don't know either."

"..."

At this time, Section Chief Xing was sure that this guy was indeed Mr. Bai. Ghosts can imitate the form and sound, but this kind of underworld style, probably few people in the world can imitate it vividly.

Section Chief Xing said in a low voice, "Just now my dog ​​barked inexplicably..."

Before the words were finished, the door of the bedroom was pushed open, and the sleepy granddaughter rubbed her eyes and came out, saying that a talking balloon floated outside just now, saying it was Disney Mickey Mouse, and asked her to help open the window Come in and give a gift.

But the granddaughter who has been to Disney thought about it for a long time and couldn't think of any character who looked like this, so she let her wait until she came out and asked her grandpa.

The faces of Section Chief Xing and Bai Ge changed. Bai Ge asked Section Chief Xing to hold his granddaughter. He walked forward quickly and pushed open the concealed bedroom door.

There was nothing in the bedroom, only a window that was forcibly opened, and the cold night wind blew the tulle window, fluttering and dancing.

The granddaughter firmly grabbed Section Chief Xing's trouser legs, and whispered, "Grandpa, I'm afraid."

"Kids, don't be afraid, there are no ghosts in this world."

Bai Ge smiled at her, and explained, "When my uncle was young, he secretly replaced the Avalokitesvara that my dad worshiped covered with a red cloth with Ultraman Tiga, and he didn't notice it for three years. , and boasted that the Avalokitesvara who had been consecrated was a miracle, and later when I moved, I uncovered the red cloth and found that the Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva had become Ultraman Tiga, so my dad called the school that day and asked for a leave of absence for me for more than a month."

"Uncle, I understand."

The little granddaughter raised her finger and asked innocently, "I'm going to throw away all the handicrafts that my father treasured. If I do this, will I be able to ask for a month's leave?"

The expression on Bai Ge's face froze for an instant, and he whispered without confidence, "...then maybe I will live in the courtyard for a few months."

"Mr. Bai, has that ghost come in?"

Section Chief Xing's face was covered with cold sweat, as long as he persisted, the situation would improve after the Special Affairs Bureau personnel arrived.

Section Chief Xing asked in a low voice, "Mr. Bai, can you find a way to find that ghost thing?"

"Let me try."

After speaking, Bai Ge took out a Geiger counter from the bag he was carrying.

Section Chief Xing looked bewildered, "Wait, my house is not a nuclear radiation leak area, why..."

However, something happened that made Section Chief Xing dumbfounded. The Geiger counter actually rattled.

Section Chief Xing stared wide-eyed at the ever-increasing index. Is there a Japanese smuggler hiding in the house?

Bai Ge walked quickly to the living room, and directly cut off the main power switch, and the whole hall was instantly plunged into darkness.However, there was a turquoise light emitting from the bathroom, dazzling and dazzling like fireflies in the dark night.

Section Chief Xing's expression changed suddenly, he quietly pulled out a toilet tool from under the table, and was about to approach the other party, but was stopped by Bai Ge.

"Eat this."

He stuffed a few pills into Section Chief Xing's hand.

Section Chief Xing asked suspiciously, "What is this?"

"Radiation-Suppressing Ning."

"Radiation in the radiation game?"

Section Chief Xing was stunned, and after thinking for a while, he still swallowed the pill.

Bai Ge walked in the front, slowly walked towards the toilet, and quietly pushed open the concealed door.A luminous human head connected to the spine is floating in the translucent bathtub with a curtain, and even the outline of the five sense organs is clearly reflected.

Bai Ge made a gesture, then rushed up suddenly, pulled off the curtain and covered his head directly.

The head was still struggling, Baige stepped on the spine, turned his head and shouted, "Quick, tie him up with tape."

Section Chief Xing didn't dare to be negligent, and quickly found tape to bind the head together with the curtain tightly.

At this time, the switch was turned on, and Section Chief Xing took a deep breath after seeing this ghost thing.

It turned out to be a human head balloon emitting green light!

Even though he has been dealing with Weird for so long, this is the first time he has encountered such a difficult situation. He swallowed and asked in a low voice, "Mr. Bai, what should we do now?"

Bai Ge grabbed Wei Wei with all his strength, and cut the tape around his mouth and nose with a knife, saying, "Didn't you say you wanted to get information out of Wei Wei's mouth? How could he speak without interrogation?" !"

"Interrogation? But we have no conditions here..."

"Don't worry, the interrogation props are all in my backpack, please bring them to Section Chief Xing for me."

Section Chief Xing's eyelids twitched, good guy, even the interrogation props are ready.

Bai Ge lowered his head, stared at those resentful faces, and smiled coldly, "I still remember once when I was a child, I fell into a cesspit. Later, I quarreled with other children without losing. The reason is that I dared to eat shit and they didn't dare."

The still struggling head froze for a moment, as if thinking of something bad.

As soon as he finished speaking, Bai Ge pushed the head directly into the toilet.

Gollum Gollum Gollum...

"Shit you!"

Chapter 63 Big Traitors and Evil Paradox Players

The fifth update is over, go to bed, go to bed early, get up early and update early

Soaked in the toilet for half an hour, until there was no movement, then fished out the dead head with white eyes, and shook it several times, leaned up to listen for a while, nodded, and said, "Okay, it's already entered So full of water, you can hear the sound of the waves in your head."

Section Chief Xing wiped off a cold sweat. After seeing Mr. Bai's methods with his own eyes, he realized that this person is better than his master Mr. Zhang in the fine tradition of not being a human being. Give it a good time, the former has to find ways to make the other party's life worse than death.

Section Chief Xing analyzed cautiously, "The whole body emits green light, and the radiation value is detected. Even if only the head and spine are left, it can still move. With so many characteristics, it is judged that this guy should come from Japan. It should be weird. Is it wrong, Mr. Bai?"

Bai Ge nodded and said, "Coincidentally, I can speak a little Japanese, let me ask him."

Bai Ge squatted down and asked with a serious expression, "You, what are you doing?"

"..."

The human-headed balloon looked at Bai Ge silently for a long time without saying a word.

"Deaf-mute?"

Bai Ge showed a suddenly realized expression, his hands were joined together, and his gestures were constantly changing.Section Chief Xing, who was on the side, was stunned, "Does Mr. Bai know sign language?"

"No."