Two-dimensional Wanderer

Chapter 15 Zodiac Signs

"Good! Good! Good!" Tong Hu praised three times and said with satisfaction: "As expected of the person who wants to inherit the mantle of my Libra!"

Yingluo was shocked: "I didn't say I would inherit the mantle of Libra!"

Tong Hu waved his hand and said, "It doesn't matter what you think, as long as you know that this is something that was decided long ago!"

Yingluo continued to be shocked: "When did you decide?"

Tong Hu said with a smile: "Just now, the old man decided it himself!"

Yingluo: "..."

Just now you "decided" a wool thread!

"What's the matter, look down on this old man?" Tong Hu raised his eyebrows and said, "Don't look at this old man's appearance, it is also an official establishment registered in the Sanctuary. The working experience alone is more than 200 years, and it is on the same level as the Pope. The kind that can be white-collar workers for several years with allowances. Mixing with the old man, you are just one step to the sky!"

Ying Luo said weakly, "Can I ask what would happen if I refused?"

"Rejection?" Tong Hu narrowed his eyes: "This old man has been in the world for many years, and no one has ever rejected this old man. Do you know why?"

"What?"

Tong Hu snorted: "Because those who rejected the old man are already dead!"

Ying Luo's mouth twitched: "Old man... Mighty!" She always felt that she was not facing a golden saint of love and justice, but an old gangster who bullied men and women.

Tong Hu made his final decision: "That's it, we'll start practicing from tomorrow. It's not me who said that, your little universe is only at the intermediate level of sixth sense. If you don't talk about it, it's a shame for me."

Well, you offered to teach it, and I have no reason to refuse, right?

Yingluo thought so, and agreed.

As a result, life in Lushan became very simple.

Go up the mountain for training during the day and go back to the guest house to sleep at night.

The bear children are thrown into the Hantan brand washing machine every day to wash the lead and flower, and after they are half-dead, they are thrown on the shore to dry, and then continue to wash the lead and flower, and so on until the end of the day.Yingluo, on the other hand, is very simple. Tong Hu's task for her is to improve the small universe as soon as possible, and the method is also simple, that is, drinking.The old man and the young man drink every day from morning to night, with a posture of drowning in wine steel.

According to Tong Hu's words, the small universe is actually a person's original intention. If you want to face a person's original intention intuitively, the best way is to drink alcohol, because only after getting drunk, people's superficial consciousness will lose control and throw away. Open the shackles of the world, and the deep consciousness will float up. This is the human heart.

Yingluo felt that this was the same as looking at a person's character from the taste of wine. Some people turned into beasts when they were drunk, and they were annoyed by chickens and dogs;Whether it's good or bad, let's not talk about it, at least you can understand what you want.

Only those who know themselves can surpass themselves!

Of course, there are many ways to face the original mind, not only drinking, but also hypnotic play or crash therapy.It's just that Tong Hu is an old alcoholic, and Ying Luo is a little alcoholic. The two hit it off.

In the end, the two drank all 24 boxes of "Central Special Offer" in three months, and Yingluo's small universe also rose from the intermediate level of the sixth sense to the peak of the sixth sense.Tong Hu happily hiccups, and said with a dazed eye: "That's right, I'm not as good as you when I was your age. But the road ahead will be much more difficult. Comprehension, others can’t teach it if they want to.”

Yingluo also drank too much, and felt that his mind was full of wine, and the sound was thumping in the blink of an eye.She asked with a big tongue: "What, what do you mean?"

Tong Hu was so drunk at the moment that he dared to speak out: "What is a saint? A thug! Whose thug? The goddess' thug! In fact, this sanctuary is like a gang, the goddess is the boss, and the saint is the younger brother. The boss is not raising us to make us eat, but at the critical moment, we have to sacrifice our lives to kill people! I have also been the boss, and I know the psychology of the boss. So many younger brothers can't remember at all, only if they can fight hard and dare to go all out Only then can you get the boss's favor!"

Yingluo listened with sweat on his forehead, just um, didn't answer.

As the saying goes, wine can make people cowardly, not to mention the old bastard Tong Hu. It's good to have soup. No matter how much territory you grab, it won't fall into the hands of the younger brother. But even those old brothers who suffered me, all died miserably..."

"Snoring!" Yingluo said that he had fallen asleep.

Tong Hu glanced at her, and cursed in his heart: "Stinky girl, monkey spirit, monkey spirit, actually pretending to be asleep!"Immediately, he snorted coldly and poured his anger on the group of candidates below. The speed of the washing machine doubled, and there was a burst of wailing and wolf howling immediately.

Yingluo pretended not to know, and said in her heart, you are a saint of the goddess, but I am not.What does the labor dispute within your gang have to do with me? I'm not from the Labor Bureau, so I can't handle it!

Anyway, after this time, Tong Hu didn't mention this thing again, and Ying Luo naturally assumed that he had amnesia.However, she always felt that the old bastard deliberately took revenge on herself, because the central special supply was replaced by Erguotou, which is the kind of one bottle at the bottom of the mountain, which tasted like industrial alcohol, especially on the top.

Yingluo said that I am still a child, do you just use these things to water the flowers of the motherland?

As a result, even Erguotou was gone the next day, and it was all replaced by Wahaha...

Tong Hu said: What kind of wine do children drink, let's drink milk!

The angry Yingluo directly threw Wahaha to Saga and the others. The direct consequence was to compete for the ownership of Wahaha. These arrogant children simply performed Quanwu Xing, and even used the small universe.

Ah, right.These bear children, without exception, understood the microcosm in the middle of three months, and it should be said that they are the geniuses selected by the sanctuary.Of course, their level is still in the early stage of the sixth sense, and they can't compare with the perverts like Yingluo who can get experience points by drinking.

Now that it is the season of late summer and early autumn, the old gangster Tong Hu and Lao do not know what kind of neuropathy is going on, so they hold a star-gazing conference.How could the bear child have the feeling of looking at the stars, but he was tortured by Qiu Mosquito.For a while, there were various outbreaks in the small universe, which almost wiped out the eighteen generations of the ancestors of mosquitoes.

"Cough cough!" Tong Hu was still sitting in his old position, he coughed lightly, and the bear boy quickly calmed down.In the past three months, they have been completely tossed, and they realized that the small universe still can't escape the fate of washing away the lead every day. They knew that the old bastard Tong Hu was definitely not something they could provoke now.

Seeing that the field was calmed down by himself, the old gang nodded with satisfaction, and said slowly: "You have all understood the small universe now, so it's time to start the formal course."

The bear children were stunned for a moment, and Garen exclaimed, "Isn't it a formal course before?"

"Do you think I'm a swimming coach? You have traveled thousands of miles from Greece to China just to spend a few months learning to swim?"

Garen didn't dare to say anything, and said in his heart that you were not teaching swimming at all, but teaching people to drink water.

Ai Rusuo respected Tong Hu quite a bit, saluted solemnly, and then asked respectfully, "Didn't the teacher teach us the little universe?"

"Your little universe is taught by the Pope's old god, what does it have to do with me." Tong Hu said angrily: "I won't teach such superficial things!"

shallow?

The bear children almost didn't cry when they heard it. After soaking in water for three months, they almost killed themselves. This is not superficial at all!

"Then I don't know what teacher are you going to teach us?" Shaka asked.

Tong Hu nodded gratified, otherwise people who have read books are different, so he immediately asked the idea.Seeing all the bear children below looking at him eagerly, the vanity of the old bastard was greatly satisfied, and he said: "With the sun as the center, the orbit of the earth around the sun is called the ecliptic, the ecliptic. It is 18 degrees wide and 360 degrees around the sun. The ecliptic plane includes the orbits of all the planets and also includes the constellations. There is exactly one constellation every 30 degrees. There are twelve constellations in total, called the zodiac twelve. palace!"

The bear children opened their mouths wide, and although they didn't understand it, they always thought they were amazing!

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Chapter No.16 Approval Notes

As soon as she heard the zodiac sign, Yingluo knew the big drama was coming.

She clearly remembered that, in addition to the five undead fighters, among the Saint Seiyas, the twelve golden gangsters were the most powerful.It's just a long time ago, she only remembers twelve constellations, but can't remember the specific names.Anyway, Tong Hu is a Libra and has not run away. It seems that he will be rejuvenated and so on. Needless to say, it was Athena, who was hanging the sky, who created a yin person.

Tong Hu proudly looked at the bear child below, coughed and continued: "In order, these twelve constellations are Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, and Aquarius. , Pisces! And the saint who is recognized by these twelve constellations is the one who is closest to the goddess and has the most powerful power!"

The bear children scratched their ears and cheeks excitedly. They have been instilled with the concept of goddess supremacy since childhood. When they heard that they could become the closest fighters to the goddess, they all felt like they had been beaten with blood.

Garon immediately jumped up and asked, "Teacher, how can we get the approval of these constellations?"

Tong Hu laughed, he understood the mood of these saints, thinking that he was similar to Jialong back then.He raised his finger and pointed to the starry sky and said, "If you want to be recognized by the constellations, you must first know the constellations. Come, I will show you the twelve constellations. The first one, Aries, are the stars, you see, Do they connect like a lying Aries?"

Bear children: "Wow, it seems like!"

"Let's look at the second one, Taurus. It consists of these stars, does it look like a majestic bull?"

"It's very similar, very similar!"

"And the third one, Gemini..."

Tong Hu has changed from an old gangster to a hard-working gardener, and the alternate fighters have also changed from bear children to active and studious children.One side teaches seriously, the other side studies hard, a wonderful picture of teachers and students having fun together, and a wind of peach and plum is blowing.

Yingluo looked at the sky with a strange look, then at the old gangster, then at the sky, and then at the bear child, and felt that his stomach was particularly painful.

This Aries, Taurus, how did you see it?

Obviously they are stars, how come they all turn into wild birds and seafood in your mouth?

The most exaggerated is the Aquarius, which can still be regarded as a pot... Don't you have any bold ideas?

Yingluo thinks that her comprehension is quite good, but if she wants to see a few stars as vivid pictures, she can only say that the concubine can't do it!

"Teacher, what is a Capricorn?"

"Oh, the old goat."

"Then Capricornus is Capricornus."

"You could say the same."

"I understand that. It really looks like a goat."

Yingluo followed the bear child's gaze, where did the old goat come from, and saw a fluttering moth flying over slowly, okay?

Besides, there are no sheep, why did a goat pop up again?Aren't they all sheep?Delicious is enough!

Yingluo's current state is probably a dog looking at the stars.

This was the first time she was completely crushed by the bear child, and she crouched in the corner depressed and drew circles.

It's not that our army doesn't work hard, but the enemy army is too cunning.A big guy who plays art, but he dares to say that he is a sunflower acupuncturist when he draws a comic strip casually.

After the commotion for most of the night, Tong Hu raised his hand to calm everyone down: "Your task now is to get the resonance of these twelve constellations, listen carefully to your hearts, and make judgments one after another. Don't worry, only to achieve Only in the realm of the unity of heaven and man can be recognized by the constellations.”

"Yes, teacher!" The bear children responded in unison.Some sit, some stand, some close their eyes, and some look up at the sky. I know they are communicating with the constellations, but I don’t know that there are a bunch of neurotics who don’t sleep in the middle of the night and engage in performance art.

Suddenly, Garen asked: "Oh, something is wrong. There are only twelve constellations in the zodiac, but we have more than 20 people. Teacher, do you have the zodiac of the green way, the ten of the blue way?" What about the second palace?"

"You bastard, green!" Tong Hu heard his brain congested, and said angrily: "Why don't you have three primary colors, wouldn't it be better if you combine them! The zodiac is the zodiac, twelve Constellation is the twelve constellations! Now that the reform and opening up, the country advocates selective employment, open competition, and even high school graduation is not included in the allocation, do you still want a good job in an iron job? I am not afraid to tell you the truth, people who can be recognized by the constellation Only then can you become a Saint Seiya, and if you can’t get it, you can go back to me wherever you go!”

The bear children didn't react much, because they had already guessed it.Saint Seiya is very strict, and their training in the Sanctuary also shows this.The only surprise is that the elimination rate is a bit high. There are only twelve places, and almost half of the people have been eliminated.

Now they didn't dare to chat anymore, they all calmed down and communicated with the constellations, and praised the twelve constellations with all their might, for fear that they would be disliked and looked down upon, just like an older young man who had a blind date for the first time.

On the other hand, Jialong looked like the boss of the sky and my second child, and said proudly: "I am so good, if the twelve constellations are not blind, they will definitely choose me!"

The bear boy let out a burst of boos in disdain. Garen was still arguing, but his brother kicked him on the lower back and couldn't get up for a long time. He was very happy.

Tong Hu ignored the bear child below, and Chong Yingluo hooked his finger.With a dark face, Yingluo came to Tong Hu.

"What's wrong? It looks like he's drinking fake wine." Tong Hu asked gloatingly.

Yingluo replied unhappily: "The [-] constellations are just the [-] constellations, and I can't tell what kind of bird and seafood they have made!"

Tong Hu was also quite puzzled when he heard it: "No, your understanding is quite good. Why don't you look at it from another angle?"

"I was about to stand upside down, but I still can't see anything. The stars are the stars, even if they don't even form a line, they can't change into a bleating old goat."

"Sometimes you have to be able to think differently. Come, come, follow my rhythm, and you can answer whatever I ask!"

Yingluo nodded: "You ask, I will cooperate fully."

Tong Hu didn't point to the stars, but pointed to the sky and asked, "Do you think this night sky looks like a black canvas?"

Yingluo shook his head.

Tong Hu was not in a hurry, and continued to ask: "Then what do you think it looks like? Say it boldly, what do you think of?"

"Like a pot."

Tong Hu's mouth twitched: "What?"

"I said it's like a pot, a pot that was buckled, and a black bottom." Ying Luo nodded, and the more she looked, the more she looked like.