Two-dimensional Wanderer

Ai Rusuo grimaced and lay on the ground.Aldiba, a strong man, picked up a large slate from the side of the road and threw it on Aoirus.

The onlookers immediately became interested, this posture is familiar to the Chinese people, and the chest is broken.It's just that I usually do it myself, but seeing a foreigner doing it today is really eye-opening.Could it be that this thing, like Peking Opera acrobatics, has been spread to foreign countries as the quintessence of China?In any case, it is a promotion of traditional Chinese culture. The Chinese people in the 80s were still very friendly to foreigners, and they immediately applauded and applauded!

Mu Chong cupped his hands around him and said, "Young masters, don't be impatient, this big boulder on your chest is very dangerous, even a hero who has been in the rivers and lakes for many years, he must not be careless. But as long as we wear the peach wood mask consecrated by the living Buddha in India. , there is no more danger at all! Of course, there is no basis for words, and today we will demonstrate it on the spot for everyone to see. Now, please welcome the Indian Living Buddha with applause!"

Amidst the applause, Shaka walked out with difficulty, and his expression was almost like that of the execution ground.

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Chapter 13 Gay Guys and Tea Eggs

Shaka already had red lips and white teeth and kind eyes, and the onlookers had already half believed him when they saw him.Seeing that he was screeching at the mask, it was a Buddhist scripture, and it was a special Sanskrit version, and now even the other half believed it.

After reciting the scriptures, Shaka turned around and left. He didn't want to stay on the court for a second, it was too embarrassing.

The onlookers were stunned: "This is the end, shouldn't there be auspicious clouds surging, and the Buddha's light is a masterpiece?"

Mu Yi's head was sweating, and he said quickly, "That's a feudal superstition, and now the country doesn't advocate that. We can't just look at the appearance, but the curative effect!"

Saying that, Aiolia took the consecrated mask and put it on his brother, with a look of wanting to cry but no tears, chatting non-stop in Aious' ear, as if saying goodbye to the body.

With a sledgehammer in his hand, Garen was eager to try it, and said impatiently, "You're afraid of shit, don't worry if I shoot!"

Aiolia shouted: "It's you that I'm worried about!"

"Stop talking nonsense, get out of the way!" Garen carried Aoria on his shoulders, and slammed the sledgehammer down, scaring the onlookers with a "wow" sound.

When the smoke dissipated, Ai Russo got up from the ground, shook the dust off his body, and jumped on the spot twice, with a fierce look, as if he was nothing.

The onlookers all had O-shaped mouths and applauded.

Mu hastily stepped forward and said, "How about it, the mask consecrated by the Living Buddha is so powerful. What are you waiting for, come and buy it!"

Suddenly a female voice in the crowd shouted, "Don't you say that this mask can still make a girl's house beautiful? If you can prove it, I'll pay for it!"

"Of course I can prove it!" Mu was also getting better and better, and his words became smoother and smoother.He pulled a masked alternate fighter and said to the crowd: "This 'Miss Aphrodite' has taken several courses of treatment, and she has never taken off her mask except to eat, so let's take a look now. 'Her' true face of Mount Lu!"

With that said, Mu Yi reached out and took off the mask.Seeing that Aphrodite's skin was better than snow, and his eyes were like clear water, while he was looking forward to it, he had an elegant and dignified temperament, which made people feel ashamed. "She" looked up, a red cloud flew over her face, and she hurriedly lowered her head, like a frightened deer, which made people feel pity, and just wanted to hold "her" in her hands carefully and take care of her.

The onlookers were completely stunned. Aphrodite's beauty is a beauty that transcends races, and a beauty that combines the characteristics of the East and the West. It is pure but not artificial, gorgeous but not obscene.Only then did the men know that the foreign girl is not only a big Yangma with a bulging front and a back, but also the restrained type of this small family jasper.In the end, an old lady from Tangshan said what people thought: "This girl is so handsome!"

Just this sentence completely ignited the rush to buy, especially the women, one by one, as if they had been beaten by chicken blood, they took the money and stuffed Mu, for fear that they would not be able to get it when they were sold out.Otherwise, it is best to say that women earn money. If I had known that there would be a big boulder in my chest, I would just go directly to Aphrodite.

Yingluo wiped the sweat from his forehead, no matter what, the toll was finally settled.Seeing that Aphrodite was about to cry, Yingluo decided to commend the hero and buy him two tea eggs.

Yes, you read that right, it's him, not her.

Although Aphrodite's personality is a little weaker, and his usual hobby is planting flowers or something, he is a real man!son!Chinese!

And because of long-term exercise and good development, maybe it is bigger than you.

Looking around at the men who were nympho at Aphrodite, Yingluo sighed, and may the goddess bless these lost lambs from the sea of ​​misery as soon as possible.

But when she turned around, she saw a terrifying scene. Camius was leaning beside Aphrodite, comforting him in a low voice.Originally, this was nothing, but his claws were rubbing calmly around Aphrodite's waist. The more he rubbed Aphrodite's face, the redder his face became. It didn't look like pure comrade-in-arms.

Hey, it's just that others don't know the truth, but you do, Camius!

Yingluo covered her face and suddenly remembered that Camille is French and born romantic.But you can't be rude to your classmates, isn't that a joke?There is no one to worry about in this group of bear children!

In any case, I finally managed to collect the travel expenses for the long-distance bus. Before getting on the bus, Yingluo said that he did it. He bought two tea eggs for Abrodie, and the other bear children were greedy and their eyes were green. Since the plane, they haven't eaten a single bite.

What, has Yingluo eaten?

Oh, when she went to buy tea eggs, she ordered five baskets of Nanxiang xiaolongbao and two bowls of scallion noodles. I have to say that China's food is the best in the world, and she almost swallowed her tongue.The only regret is that she misestimated her appetite and left most of the buns left, which she could only feed to the big yellow dog at the door. It was a waste, and she blamed herself for it.

Aphrodite suddenly came over and said embarrassedly, "Then what, you must be hungry too, these two eggs, one for each of us."

What a good child, Yingluo was moved in his heart, but said righteously: "No, this is what you deserve, without your contribution, we would not be able to collect the fare at all. If you pay, you will be rewarded. This is the rule I set, of course I have to lead by example!"

The bear children listened in awe, and stopped crying at the moment, and let Aphrodite eat by himself.

With tears in his eyes, Aphrodite was extremely excited: "Everyone..." He just said two words, but he was so choked that he could no longer speak. Tea eggs and tears were mixed together, and Aphrodite had never felt so warm. One by one, the bear children showed relieved eyes, as if their entire souls had been sublimated.At this moment, the hearts of the back-up fighters were closely linked and became an inseparable whole.I don't know who took the lead, and they applauded first. They were sparse at first, and then they were all over the city. They watched as Aphrodite finished eating two tea eggs, as if they had witnessed a sacred memorial.

The driver's eldest brother looked through the rearview mirror and looked at everything that happened behind him with strange eyes. He was very puzzled: Isn't it said that foreigners are very rich, how can they be so excited after eating a tea egg?It seems that the news broadcast is right. Foreign people are indeed living in dire straits and are eagerly waiting for the rescue of the socialist big brother.

"Hiccup~" An abrupt voice sounded in the carriage, and the children looked at Yingluo with puzzled eyes.

Yingluo wiped the corner of her mouth, and said elegantly and politely: "Hungry hiccups, this is 100% hungry hiccups!"

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After a night of exhausting boats and cars, the alternate fighters from the sanctuary finally arrived at the foot of Lushan Mountain.When they climbed up to the southeast side of Lushan Mountain and Wulao Peak, which is more than 400 meters above sea level, they all lay on the ground like dead dogs and couldn't get up.

This is also because they are in good health. If they put it on ordinary people and run from the Aegean Sea in Greece to the Wulao Peak in China on an empty stomach, I am afraid they will die suddenly halfway.

Traveling on the go is cool, but that's when you're filling your stomach.In this situation now, it was called distribution in ancient times.

Tong Hu didn't know the reason, and was taken aback. He said that the quality of the people sent this time was too bad. He could be so tired after climbing a mountain. It was simply the worst class he had ever brought.

Yingluo is the only one who can still stand now. She stepped forward and handed the Pope's letter. Tong Hu squinted and looked at it for a long time before nodding and taking it into his arms.

"Well, I know what the Pope means. You can call me Teacher Tong Hu in the future."

"Yes, teacher!" The bear children really didn't have the strength to think about what a skinny old man could teach themselves, so they just answered feebly.

Tong Hu didn't care, he looked at the sky with a smile, and said, "It's getting late today, so you can check in at the guest house at the foot of the mountain first, and come up tomorrow morning."

"Ah?" The bear boy almost collapsed. He knew that he was going to go down. What was he trying to climb up just now?

Yingluo didn't care, she rubbed her hands and said to Tong Hu: "That, teacher. His Majesty the Pope may have forgotten to give us living expenses. Look at the money for the hostel..."

Tong Hu laughed and said domineeringly: "The Pope's old guy is still so stingy. It doesn't matter, you just need to report the old man's name. In the realm of Lushan, both black and white must give the old man a little face!"

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Chapter 14 The principle of small universe

Said to be a guest house, it was actually just a shabby little second floor, and it was not the peak tourist season, so there were a lot of empty rooms, and it was more than enough to accommodate these after-sales fighters.

If you want to talk about China's service industry in the 80s, it is two words awesome.Of course, it's not the quality of service, but the attitude of the waiters. It can be said that they are cold-eyed.Everyone has a dead face, treating guests like class enemies.

However, as soon as Tong Hu's name was reported, the hostel immediately changed its face from top to bottom, just like the Sichuan Opera.In the end, the director of the guest house personally went out to arrange rooms for the fighters, and ensured that they were all brand-new bedding and 24-hour hot water supply.

Faced with such a situation, Yingluo could only shout: "Master Tonghu is onboard!"

Early the next morning, when Yingluo came to the restaurant, the bear children had already started eating. They were all like reincarnations of starving ghosts. The waitresses and sisters next to them were dumbfounded.

Ying Luo took a look, millet porridge served with pickled mustard, and a large bowl of zongzi, which was quite hearty for the 80s.She sat down cheerfully, picked up a rice dumpling and peeled it, saying, "Hey, it's better to come early than to come by coincidence, and it's just in time for the Dragon Boat Festival."

Xiao Ai nodded again and again: "Yes, Dragon Boat Festival, I like this festival! This food called Zongzi is so delicious, I have eaten six, and I can't stop!"

Just as Yingluo was about to speak, he heard Da Ai say, "It's delicious, but the skin is a little hard, so it's not easy to bite!"

What?

As soon as she turned her head, she realized that these bear children picked up a zongzi and stuffed it into their mouths, just like eating steamed buns, without peeling them at all.

Holy crap, you beasts, your teeth are good enough!No wonder the waitress has such a strange expression, she dares to hold back a smile!

Shame, so shameful.

Yingluo decided to stay away from these guys, took the dinner plate to the corner, and found that Mu was also here, the two looked at each other, sighed in unison, and said nothing.

After they were full, the bear child also came back to life, and set off to the Wulao Peak, chattering like the primary school students in the spring tour along the way.How soft the quilt was last night and how bouncy Simmons was sleeping were all within the scope of their discussion. It was not until he saw the thin old man sitting in front of the waterfall that the bear boy remembered the most important thing: this loess capital What can the old guy who is buried to the neck teach?

So, Milo, the most dancing classmate among the bear children, started to die: "Teacher Tong Hu, shouldn't your old man teach us to meditate?"

Tong Hu's eyes were half open, and he glanced at the bear children weakly, then closed them again.

The bear children were wondering when they felt a rumbling sound from the ground under their feet, and then a stream of water slammed out of the waterfall, slamming everyone into it, even Yingluo.

The cold pool under the waterfall was stirred by an invisible force, like a running washing machine, forming a large whirlpool.The bear children went up and down inside, crying and shouting, but there was no sound, because they were filled with water in one mouth, and they couldn't drink any more.

Yingluo didn't mean to suffer here, she saw an opportunity, pulled a hapless one and pressed it down, and then jumped out of the water with the reaction force, and then used the other bear children as pedals, jumping left, jumping right , like a squirrel who only saw play in the woods, jumped ashore dexterously.

Tong Hu opened his eyes and exclaimed in surprise: "You are so handsome, I can't believe you are only eight years old."

Yingluo sat down in front of Tong Hu, wiped the water on her face, and said with a smile, "But in fact, I'm only eight years old."

The two looked at each other for a while, and Tong Hu nodded: "As expected of the Pope's favorite, he is really different. Come and warm up with a drink." After speaking, a small porcelain bottle was thrown away. come over.

Yingluo was delighted when she heard it, and took it as soon as she took it, without even looking at it, she opened the lid and poured down half of the bottle, then let out a long sigh of relief and praised, "Good wine!"

"Haha!" Tong Hu laughed loudly: "Of course it's good wine, this is only for those big people in the central government."

"Please drink my wine another day." Yingluo said boldly.

Tong Hu nodded, secretly saying that a kid can have some good wine, and he didn't forget his heart at all.He pondered for a while, and asked seriously, "Listen to that old god, do you want to create your own way?"

Otherwise, you have to be professional in everything, and talk to the Pope about things that cannot be explained for a long time, and Tong Hu will explain it clearly.

"Yes, that's right."

Tong Hu asked again, "Then what level has your current microcosm reached?"

"Confused!" Yingshi said truthfully.

Tong Hu frowned: "I'm confused, this is very troublesome. If you don't understand something, tell me and let me help you read more."

Yingluo was overjoyed, she stretched out her hand in front of Tong Hu, and a swirling air mass appeared in her palm, she asked earnestly: "After my test, the small universe is not a single form of expression, manipulating elements, predicting the future, smashing and controlling atoms, Flying and escaping, telekinesis, mind reading, illusion, mind control, super intuition, etc... Almost anything that the human brain can imagine can be realized by the small universe. But the small universe is not energy, and it has no entity at all. It can even be said that it is just a product of the human brain's self-hypnosis and imagination. Then the question is, what is the principle based on which can let fantasy interfere with reality? I hope the teacher can help me solve my doubts."

In the world of Rurouni Kenshin, the spirit is above the body, which can be said to be the lowest manifestation of fantasy interfering with reality, and it can only affect oneself.But even so, those who can do this are all heroes with stunts.

In FATE, fantasy interfering with reality is further enhanced, even materializing the soul, a miracle known as magic.

In the current Saint Seiya world, it is called a small universe, and even the gods of Olympus rely on this power system, which shows its great development prospects.

But what Yingluo needs is not how to use it, but how it works.Because she is not going to follow the old path of others, but to create her own path.

Tong Hu didn't speak for a long time, Ying Luo raised his head strangely, and found that the other party looked at him with horror, as if he was going to die in the next second.

"Tong Hu...Teacher, did you hear me?"

Tong Hu shuddered, came back to his senses, and stammered and asked, "Didn't you say that you are confused about the little universe?"

"I'm at a loss." Yingluo replied, "I have absolutely no idea how it works."

"Working, working principle? Who knows about that kind of ghost thing!" Tong Hu suddenly exploded: "I have lived for more than 200 years, and I have never known the principle of the small universe. It is not the same as making great contributions to the goddess! You little doll God thinks that there are some of these, and it is the kingly way to grow the small universe down-to-earth. Come, show all your small universe, and let me see what level you are now!"

Tong Hu was both angry and happy. The anger was that Yingluo died all day long, and all her energy was wasted. The happy thing was that she understood the microcosm when she was only eight years old.It was the first time that he thanked the Pope so much for that old god, thanking him for sending such an excellent seed to him!

Yingluo scratched her head, the boss hummed unwillingly, a huge force gradually condensed on her body, and she stretched out her hand to catch the waterfall in the air, the entire Lushan Waterfall instantly went against the flow, and more than 20 bear children were also caught by the water flow It was pumped into the air, and then under the action of gravity, it fell down like a dumpling.

Yingluo withdrew her strength, pouted and said, "Well, this is the limit of what I can do now."

Tong Hu smiled, showing his back molars, and there was a vegetable leaf on it, which was a little disgusting.

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