Siheyuan: After the Divorce, the Travel Frog is Online

Such a scene had a great impact on the young heart of the stick.

"Ah, come on, you're crazy, silly Zhu is crazy, he's actually drinking my urine!"

"Come on, come on, come on!"

There was a sudden shout, and the urine that Sha Zhu was about to swallow was sprayed out, which happened to be sprayed on He Yushui's face.

He Yushui was in shock, almost passed out from nausea.

It's just that before the people in the room had time to react, the door that was originally closed was kicked open with a "bang" from the outside.

Liu Haizhong and the others also rushed in at this time. After smelling the smell of urine all over the room at this moment, Liu Haizhong and the others couldn't help feeling sick.

Especially when they saw that there were still several bottles of urine on the table at the moment, these people felt even more disgusted.

"I'm going, silly Zhu, are you really crazy? You're still drinking urine?" Liu Haizhong said speechlessly.

Bang Geng also had a displeased look on his face at this time. In his opinion, he was deceived by Sha Zhu. These bastards actually wanted to lie to him to drink his urine. They were simply inhumane.

"They lied to me about soda, and even lied to me, asking me to piss in the bottle. I saw it by the window just now. As soon as I left, Sha Zhu hurriedly started drinking my urine."

The moment Silly Zhu heard this, he almost wanted to cry.

No one wants to drink urine in such a hurry, I'm stupid and I'm not sick!

Bang Geng said it sternly, and now everyone can clearly see that Sha Zhu is indeed holding urine in his hand, and his mouth is full of urine smell, this thing must not be faked.

For a moment, there was an uproar at the scene, and everyone started pointing at Shazhu.

"Tsk tsk, I really didn't see it. Silly you still have such a habit. You should have said it earlier. I, Xu Damao, urinate several times a day. How about I save it for you in the future?"

Xu Damao's mouth is quite owed, and at this moment, he immediately ran out of money.

Yan Jiecheng also patted his chest at this time, and said with a very righteous posture, "Don't worry, there is me, and I, Yan Jiecheng, also urinate."

There are quite a few people in the yard who can't get used to Sha Zhu, so it is natural to take advantage of this time to give Sha Zhu a good run.

Just hearing these words, Silly Zhu wanted to find a crack in the ground and go down. He really didn't know how to explain these words.

The main reason is that it is useless for him to explain, everyone saw that he was drinking urine.

With his hands behind his back, Liu Haizhong said with a posture of a leader, "Hey, silly Zhu, silly Zhu, I think you are really sick, how can you do such a thing."

"This is a folk remedy. Uncle Yi and my sister can testify that this... this is really a folk remedy. I am treating a disease."

Sha Zhu hurriedly yelled, of course, he dared not say anything about exorcising evil spirits, otherwise, he would be arrested and criticized for engaging in some superstitious activities so aboveboard.

He Yushui and Yi Zhonghai also nodded quickly at this time.

Liu Haizhong was completely speechless, "Drinking urine? Home remedies? Do you believe in this? Did you really do that?"

The third uncle also came over at this time, and the teacher's demeanor was broken. He pointed at He Yushui and said, "He Yushui, after all, you have only studied, right? How can you help your brother drink urine?" What? If you are sick, you have to go to see it, go to a regular big hospital, don’t believe in folk remedies.”

Even Yi Zhonghai couldn't avoid being judged at this time, but since it was just a matter of folk prescription, everyone just watched the excitement casually, and then they all dispersed.

It's just that although everyone dispersed, this matter still spread in this yard.

For a while, Xu Damao and others spoke vividly in the yard, describing the details of Shazhu drinking urine, but everyone who heard it felt extremely disgusted.

Qin Huairu was standing at the door of her room at the moment, and naturally heard Xu Damao's voice like a loudspeaker.

In fact, she also thought about going to Sha Zhu during this time. After all, what happened to Jia Zhang before was indeed unethical. Can you suck silly Zhu's blood again?

But now that this incident came out, Qin Huairu suddenly felt that it was better to forget it, at least go to find Sha Zhu in a while, otherwise, she would feel disgusted.

"This idiot has always wanted to compare himself with Hao Aiguo, but in reality? Hao Aiguo is much better than him. Hey, I was really confused before. Why did I leave such a good husband behind? This is Jia Dongxu."

Qin Huairu murmured in his heart, the more he thought about it, the more unhappy Qin Huairu felt, especially now that Hao Aiguo was someone else's husband, which made Qin Huairu feel more and more worried.

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Although the farce was over, Shazhu also ate the witch's folk prescription, but to Shazhu's surprise, he thought he was really cheated this time, but just after he finished drinking urine and black dog After the blood, the whole person was much more relaxed.

"Master One, I... I seem to be really healed."

Silly Zhu found Yi Zhonghai, and looked at Yi Zhonghai with some pleasant surprise. As for the scandal caused by drinking urine before, now this silly Zhu doesn't care at all.

Yi Zhonghai looked at Sha Zhu in surprise, "Really?"

For Yi Zhonghai, if Shazhu can do well, then the previous scandal is nothing.

Sha Zhu nodded seriously immediately, "Really, I was dizzy before, but now I feel much better, and my head doesn't hurt anymore, and I can't even see that female ghost. I... I should be fine." gone."

Silly Zhu was also a little excited, but how could this silly Zhu know that the reason why he has such a change is the effect of black dog blood and boy urine. This is clearly Hao Aiguo's [Female Ghost Talisman] The effect is completely over.

When Yi Zhonghai heard this, he slapped his thigh immediately and laughed loudly, "This is a good relationship. It seems that the sorceress is really useful."

Silly Zhu was really happy, and went out to exercise directly, without the influence of [Female Ghost Talisman], Sha Zhu's whole body's energy and spirit also improved

Yi Zhonghai was also a little surprised when he saw Sha Zhu's performance. He knew very well that Sha Zhu had been sluggish these past few days, but what happened?Only then drank the urine, and as a result, the whole person seemed to be a different person.

"It seems that drinking urine is indeed effective." Yi Zhonghai rolled his eyes, and immediately handed Shazhu to his side again.

"Silly Zhu, let me ask you, do you still have that pee?" After all, they still have a deaf old lady who needs this kind of "good stuff".

Sha Zhu scratched the back of his head, and said awkwardly, "I threw it away a long time ago, why should I keep that thing?"

Yi Zhonghai gave Silly a blank look, "Why did you forget, the old lady also has a situation, you let me tell you what is good about you, why don't you want to save some for the old lady?"

As soon as the deaf old lady was mentioned, Yi Zhonghai became worried for a while, "The old lady made a lot of noise last night, and she kept shouting not to take her away. I think the evil in her should be more serious than yours." , I reckon that if this continues, the old lady will have to leave."

Sha Zhu's brows also frowned, he was still very concerned about the old lady, and he didn't want any accidents to the old lady.

"This... how about we ask BangGou for help?" Sha Zhu subconsciously said.

Yi Zhonghai glared at Silly Zhu angrily, and said, "Now this guy is like a monkey spirit, and after that incident, he is also on guard against us, how can he piss you again, and if we don't guarantee it, we will go with him If he wanted, he would yell and scream in this courtyard."

The previous incident was enough to embarrass him, and Yi Zhonghai didn't want to make any more jokes.

Sha Zhu was also a little embarrassed at this time, but the two finally decided to go to the old lady first and ask what the old lady meant.

But in the end, after seeing Shazhu drank his urine, the old lady was in high spirits, and after the "flirty ghost" on her body was gone, she actually started to urge her.

"Since drinking urine is so good, why don't you get it for me quickly? Go!"

Although the old 3.4 wife still can't accept drinking urine psychologically, her body really can't bear the tossing day and night.

"If peeing is not enough, shit is fine too!"

The old lady gritted her teeth immediately and said such a sentence.

"Didn't the sorceress already said it before? If it's serious, I have to eat boy shit. My current situation is so bad that I can only eat that stuff."

When this matter was mentioned, the old lady wanted to vomit a little, but in order to exorcise the evil spirits, she was willing to go all out.

Aunt Yi has been by Yi Zhonghai's side all the time. Although she also thinks that this matter is unreliable, it is an indisputable fact that Sha Zhu's condition has improved.

"By the way, I seem to have seen sticks go to shit just now, why don't you go over and try later? See if you can get some?"

Aunt Yi coughed dryly and said such words, but in her opinion, this kind of thing is simply ruining the three views.

The old lady couldn't control it anymore, she immediately stood up from the bed and said, "Let's go, let's all go to the latrine. Today, old lady, I'm going all out!"

For a while, these people formed a group and walked towards the toilet outside.

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Of course, Yi Zhonghai and the others knew very well that this matter was quite disgraceful.

Therefore, even though they went to the public toilet at this time, the few people still didn't dare to speak up, and they didn't even dare to make too much noise, for fear that it would attract the attention of the residents of the courtyard house.

But fortunately, after so many things before, they have almost become street rats in the courtyard. Even if the people in the courtyard saw them, they didn't bother to talk to these people.

When they came to the latrine, the stick had obviously already been pulled.

The deaf old lady rushed to the pit, wanting to see which one was fresher.

It's just that it may be because of being too nervous, and after the tossing these days, the old lady is also weak, and her legs and feet are also a little awkward. She accidentally slipped and fell on the ground.

"Plop" and fell in.

The deaf old lady immediately screamed, which shocked everyone in the courtyard. They ran out of the courtyard quickly, thinking that something terrible had happened.

It's just that when they saw the situation of the deaf old lady clearly, they were all stunned in astonishment. Obviously, they couldn't figure out how the deaf old lady fell into it.

"I'm going, the old lady...is this overwhelmed? Planning to commit suicide by jumping into the latrine?" Xu Damao said this at this moment.

Although the majesty of the old lady in the courtyard has been completely dismantled now, it is not good for everyone to make fun of her like this in front of the old lady.

Therefore, after hearing Xu Damao's words, everyone present just suppressed their laughter.

In fact, not to mention those people around, even Yi Zhonghai and Shazhu who have been by the old lady's side all the time were a little confused at this moment, they didn't expect the old lady to be so impatient, so they rushed down to eat up.

But at this time, Shazhu and the others obviously didn't have much time to think about things, they could only hold back the nausea in their hearts, and quickly salvaged the old lady from the cesspit.

It's just that, after the old lady was pulled out, her whole body was covered in excrement and urine, and she was almost invisible, and the old lady was directly suffocated to death by the disgusting smell.

The people around were naturally unwilling to touch such a disgusting old lady. Yi Zhonghai and Sha Zhu had no choice but to hold back the nausea in their hearts and carry the old lady back.

But for Yi Zhonghai and Shazhu, they are used to it now. After all, whether it is Yi Zhonghai or Shazhu, both of them have fallen into the cesspit before, and they know how to clean the deaf old lady. .

But after the old lady was taken away, the surroundings immediately became lively.

"Hey, it's also pitiful. At this age, so many jokes are made when I get old. It's no wonder that the old lady can't think about it and is going to commit suicide by jumping into the latrine."

Yan Jiecheng looked pity, and shook his head pretending to be helpless, but in anyone's eyes, his appearance would be a little gloating.

Liu Guangfu rubbed his nose and turned to look at the latrine.

"This damn place is really a magical place. There are so many people falling into it, and they are all from our yard. I can't bear to look at this place now. Who knows when I will be here Going to the toilet, it turned out there was another person underneath."

It's just that although this is what he said, after Liu Guangfu finished speaking, he still couldn't help laughing.

It's just that what made Aunt Yi and He Yushui feel creepy was that these people were chatting, and suddenly they looked in the direction of the two of them with a strange look, and there was a bit of a smile on their faces. kind of strange.

"If you want me to tell you, He Yushui and Yi Da Ma, you two should be more careful. Look, they have all fallen into it now. Are you two alone in your group?" One?" Xu Damao threatened with a smirk.

Yan Jiecheng also immediately chimed in, "That's right, I see, this is God's will, the next one must be one of you two, you have to be careful."

Frightened by these people, the complexions of Aunt Yi and He Yushui instantly became extremely ugly.

Originally, they wanted to refute it, but after thinking about it carefully, it was true, so He Yushui felt like he was breaking down now.

After all, in her opinion, it doesn't matter if Aunt Yi fell into it. After all, Aunt Yi is already old and married.

But she is different, she is still a big girl, if there is such a big scandal, how will she marry in the future.