Siheyuan: After the Divorce, the Travel Frog is Online

The sorceress' face, which was originally helpless, suddenly became energetic.

"Ah, look at you, this... hey, what do you want me to say, okay, since you have expressed it like this, then today, old lady, I will go all out and fight this romantic ghost. "

"I can cast spells, but you also have to prepare some things for me, prepare black dog blood and boy urine, mix these two together for Sha Zhu to eat, cooperate with my spell casting, and the romantic ghost will be solved. "

Hearing what the sorceress said now, Yi Zhonghai's face twitched slightly.

Does it take a lot of effort to agree?Can it be done all at once?

You said, did you come to steal my money just now!

Of course, Yi Zhonghai only dared to think about these words in his heart, for fear that this sorceress would give up when the time came.

"This...is this true?" He Yushui couldn't help but muttered at this moment, "This...drinking urine can solve the problem?"

The thought of drinking urine made even Silly feel nauseated.

Especially thinking of some unpleasant experiences in the past, this silly Zhu's complexion became ugly for a while.

Chapter 140 The stick yelled at the idiot for being a pervert, and tricked me into urinating!

After hearing what these people said, the sorceress was immediately unhappy, she gave He Yushui a hard look, and said, "Since you don't believe me, then I'm leaving, and I'll return the money to you now !"

Hearing this, He Yushui and Yi Zhonghai quickly apologized to the witch.

After all, this is their only way out now. Once the sorceress is gone, Sha Zhu may really have no hope in their opinion.

"Mother-in-law, it was all my fault just now. I was talking nonsense. I don't mean to believe you." He Yushui said quickly.

Hearing what they said, the sorceress' complexion improved slightly, but she continued to scare her.

"Let me tell you, after being entangled by that ghost, the consequences are very serious. It's still mild now. If you don't treat it, it will become very dangerous. If you don't treat it, it will become completely insane. If you are caught by a ghost, you can use the body to pay back the sun, and if you don't treat it, it will become very dangerous. Then die directly."

Silly Zhu, who was already very flustered, became even more nervous when he heard that this might kill him.

He nodded quickly and said, "I... I drink, isn't it just drinking urine? As long as it can cure my problem, I can eat anything."

Sha Zhu gritted his teeth and nodded immediately.

"But how much baby urine do we need to prepare?" Yi Zhonghai couldn't help interjecting and asked.

The sorceress waved her hands, "Of course, the more the better!"

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Hearing this, Silly Zhu felt nauseated again, and couldn't help but was about to vomit.

But at this time, Yi Zhonghai obviously didn't care about Sha Zhu's situation, but directly thought of the deaf old lady.

After all, there was indeed something wrong with the deaf old lady during this period of time. When he visited the deaf old lady several times, the old lady would whimper, and even keep yelling "ba qua ba qua" .

This made Yi Zhonghai somewhat suspicious. Could it be that this old lady is a ghost?

Yi Zhonghai hurriedly told the witch about the old lady.

The sorceress immediately turned serious, "According to what you said, the old lady must be possessed by a ghost, she needs to be treated, otherwise, there will probably be a big problem in a short time."

After Yi Zhonghai heard this, he was really frightened, so he quickly invited the sorceress over.

The sorceress was naturally happy in her heart, today was a bumper harvest for her, and she could earn two sums of money.

After the sorceress came into the room, she followed the same pattern and walked around, saying all kinds of scary and threatening words.

"Silly Zhu is a young guy, and his popularity is still a bit strong. It will take a while for the romantic ghost to kill him, but this old lady is different. She is already old and frail, and if she doesn't treat her... hey !"

The sorceress was still very conversant, she didn't say the final result, she just sighed.

It's just that in this way, it is more effective than directly stating the result.

In the end, after Yi Zhonghai stuffed another sum of money, the sorceress also revealed the treatment method, but to Yi Zhonghai's annoyance, the method was exactly the same as the one used to treat Sha Zhu, black dog blood mixed with boy urine.

"What? Drink...drink urine?"

The old lady's complexion suddenly became ugly, but she was also up and down during this period of time, and the old lady had long felt that she was hitting a ghost.

But if you really want to ask her to drink urine, the old lady has a thousand and ten thousand dislikes in her heart.

"This... must drink urine? Is there no other way? Is it okay not to drink urine?"

The deaf old lady looked at the sorceress a little aggrieved, but the latter shook her head directly.

"Old lady, it's not that I'm scaring you. Your condition is indeed serious. If you don't treat it, you'll probably have to eat shit, boy shit, let alone drinking urine."

Hearing this, the deaf old lady almost didn't spit it out, she was so disgusted in her heart, if it wasn't for the fact that the person in front of her was a witch, and she really felt that she might be a ghost, just hearing these words, the deaf old lady would probably feel disgusted. The old lady can drive the other party out directly.

Eat shit?

Is this also a way to exorcise ghosts?

But in the end, the deaf old lady gritted her teeth and nodded in agreement.

After that, the sorceress started to jump up in Sha Zhu and the old lady's room again, and after two or three minutes, the sorceress called it a day and left, saying that she had finished casting the spell, and the follow-up would be up to Yi Zhonghai and the others. .

It's just that the moment the sorceress walked out of the courtyard, she couldn't help but shudder, and then she was stunned.

"I... what happened to me just now? What did I say in a daze?"

The sorceress scratched the back of her head, she couldn't remember what happened before, but when she touched her pocket, she immediately became satisfied, no matter what she said, as long as the money is in hand, it will be fine.

It's just that when the sorceress turned her head to look at the gate of the courtyard, she couldn't help shivering. She always felt that the courtyard was sinister.

Could it be that there are ghosts here?

Was she also controlled by a ghost just now?

Thinking of this, the sorceress immediately sped up her pace and left, thinking to herself that if she could not come to this place in the future, she would definitely not come.

What the sorceress didn't know was that her every move just now was under Hao Aiguo's observation.

When the sorceress came, Hao Aiguo already knew everything, so he directly used some small methods of cultivation to control the sorceress.

What boy's urine, what black dog blood, etc., were all said by Hao Aiguo under control. Aren't these people talking about it?Then let them be superstitious again.

It's just that Yi Zhonghai and the others felt a little embarrassed at this time.

It's still a bit difficult to find this black dog's blood. After all, who has a dog at home and is willing to be killed so casually?

And even if there are stray dogs on this street, they may not necessarily encounter black dogs.

As for the boy peeing, it was even more troublesome.

He can't catch a kid and let them pee on him?

When the time comes, Baobuqi will spread rumors that Yi Zhonghai is crazy in the street.

"That bastard, just wait for me, I will definitely take revenge in the future."

Yi Zhonghai really walked out of the house worried, only to see the stick get up from the ground cursing.

Someone kicked his ass on purpose just now, and directly threw him to eat shit, but in front of that person, this stick was cowardly, so he didn't dare to say anything, until the man left, stick started cursing.

But after seeing the stick, Yi Zhonghai's eyes lit up.

If you go outside to find a boy to piss, it's better to find a stick, isn't this kid just a boy?

Of course, Yi Zhonghai would not directly tell Bang Geng that he wanted Bang Geng to urinate on him, but he directly found He Yushui and discussed with him a little bit.

"This is easy to handle, just leave it to me."

This and Yushui went out immediately, trying to call the stick into the house.

It's just that during this period of time, the stick has also heard of it. There seems to be something evil in Shazhu's house. Thinking of the terrible thing he encountered before, this stick feels scared, how dare he just do it casually? go in.

"What are you afraid of, kid? I bought Shanhaiguan soda for you. Don't you want to drink it? If you don't want to, forget it."

Shanhaiguan soda is the most popular drink in this era, but ordinary people are reluctant to spend money to buy this thing to eat. Naturally, the stick has heard of it.

In the past, I was greedy and wanted to buy and drink, but there was no way that the family would not give it to me. Now when I heard He Yushui's words, although I was a little puzzled in my heart why He Yushui was so kind to me, but in the end he still couldn't stand the Shanhaiguan soda Tempted, nodded and agreed.

Looking at the Shanhaiguan soda that was already on the table, the eyeballs of this stick lit up. The glass bottle and the orange liquid all whetted his appetite.

"I...can I really drink it?" Sticky still asked suspiciously.

"Of course, drink it. I bought it for you. You can drink as much as you want."

Silly Zhu also said with a smile at this time, but this silly Zhu's heart was also bleeding, after all, it cost a lot of money to buy so many Shanhaiguan sodas.

"But there is a requirement, you have to pee in this bottle."

Hearing such a weird request from Sha Zhu, Bang Geng became even more suspicious in his heart, but children are greedy after all, so in the end, Bang Giao couldn't help being tempted and drank.

In fact, the taste of this Shanhaiguan soda is somewhat similar to the Fanta of later generations, but it is fuller and the taste is not so sweet, but for children of this era, it is already delicious in the world.

At the beginning of drinking, the stick can no longer stop the car, no matter how much doubts there are in his heart, now is the time to solve the problem of greediness.

At the end of the drink, the stick's stomach couldn't hold it anymore, so it stopped.

However, the stick has a "remarkable record", at least he pissed all the empty bottles to the brim.

Looking at the muddy yellow liquid in the bottle, after just looking at it, I really can't tell which is urine and which is Shanhaiguan soda.

The stick was sent away after that, and Yi Zhonghai also closed the door of the room. Looking at the bottle of urine, even the body of the bottle was still warm to the touch, Yi Zhonghai felt a little sick to his stomach.

But at this moment, Yi Zhonghai still looked at Shazhu, and urged, "Drink it while it's hot. If it gets cold, it will probably stink, and it will be even worse."

Yi Zhonghai said this with a look of deep understanding.

It's just that his sentence "while it's hot" made Sha Zhu almost retch.

Yi Zhonghai sighed helplessly, and said, "Silly Zhu, you have to drink it no matter how bad it is, otherwise, the romantic spirit on your body won't leave."

Silly Zhu finally gritted his teeth, then directly picked up the bottle, and drank together with Heigouxue.

The smell of the entrance almost made Sha Zhu faint from nausea.

Chapter 141 Deaf Old Lady, You Don’t Drink Urine, You Can Eat Shit!

What Shazhu and Yi Zhonghai didn't know was that after leaving Shazhu's room, BangGou didn't leave directly, but lay on the edge of the window, watching secretly what Shazhu and the others were going to do.

After all, what Silly Zhu did today was too weird in the eyes of this stick, and it couldn't be explained at all. Why did this silly Zhu treat him so well for no reason?

However, when he saw the next scene, the stick was dumbfounded.

He was shocked to see that at this moment, this silly Zhu actually picked up the bottle he had urinated in, mixed with some bloody stuff, and drank it in big gulps.