Girlfriend is Fierce and Cute, Please Respect Yourself

"Then you haven't slept well and are hallucinating?"

"Absolutely not. Didn't I tell you that my mother is weird the day before yesterday?"

One time may be dizziness, but two or three times is a wake-up call.

I have also speculated whether the actions of Fang Yiyi and I made my mother misunderstand something, but I rejected this idea as soon as I put it forward.

If all this started last night, then there is indeed a possibility that my mother misunderstood that there was some improper relationship between Fang Yiyi and me.

But her abnormality existed before I went to Jinghua, so how could it be related to Fang Yiyi?

"Anyway, I didn't see it. Don't scare yourself, right?"

"Impossible! I know my mother too well. It is impossible for her to treat me like this for no reason. These days, if you have a chance, please help me pay more attention. She may relax a little in front of you and show her flaws..."

I am helpless now, I can only pin my hope on Fang Yiyi.

"Ann, didn't you say "a tiger's poison does not eat its child" yesterday? "

"It's different. Now I seriously doubt that I picked it up. You can't understand how I felt when I was stared at by my mother just now. Now the goosebumps are still there."

Passing my arm directly in front of Fang Yiyi, thousands of words can't beat the goosebumps on my body, the fear comes from the heart.

"Really, it's quite comfortable to touch, and it feels good in the hand!"

(?O?O?)

"Is this for you to touch?"

o(▼皮▼メ;)o

She pulled her arm back mercilessly, but Fang Yiyi had a little temper instead, and now her body was directly attached to my arm.

"You stretched out why not, I'll help you get rid of the goosebumps, that hand!"

While talking, Fang Yiyi kept rubbing her hands on my arm.

I want to escape from her "claws", but there is only so much space in the elevator, I can only let her do whatever she wants with me until the goosebumps on both arms disappear without a trace.

"Is this okay? It's too inconvenient for you to walk with me..."

"Okay, call a taxi, we're going to be late!"

初恋 那 件 小事

"These days... I don't even know what eve it is, but I thought there would be very few people today."

Although Fang Yiyi and I came to the largest movie theater in the city center, I was still optimistic before entering.

Because in my memory, the college entrance examination is still going on, and adults are also going to work.

But after entering the door, I realized that I was wrong. The college entrance examination has ended, and today is the weekend. The movie theater is already crowded at ten o'clock in the morning. There are more than a dozen self-service ticket machines, and Fang Yiyi and I have lined up for two or three minute.

"Then should you thank me? In a disguised form, let you know what tonight..."

"Yes! Thank you~~"

"Just a 'thank you'?I want to eat popcorn, how about your treat? "

"Okay! I thought you didn't like it."

If I came with Xiaoxi and Tang Tang, then I would definitely move things to feed them without saying a word after buying the tickets.

But to be honest, I didn't plan to buy popcorn for Fang Yiyi at all, because I didn't think she would be interested in such things at all, and a drink is more than enough.

"It has nothing to do with whether you like to eat or not. Popcorn and iced cola are respect for the movie. How boring are the two of you sitting?"

"Makes sense!"

Fang Yiyi has more and more "big truths" recently, and all of them are full of jokes.

Although I don't know the reason for this change, it is undoubtedly good news for me, because I don't need to be tense in front of Fang Yiyi anymore, the atmosphere of chatting starts to approach Xia Tong and You Lin, I can try Open mouthed.

"Give me a bucket of popcorn and two Cocos, both with ice, please, thank you!"

"Do you want a couple package?"

The waitress just looked up at Fang Yiyi and me, and then pointed to the signboard, where all kinds of couple packages were dazzling.

But there is no way to do this. Although watching a movie is an individual activity, most of the people who come here are couples, and there are still a small number of people who come here specially for the movie-watching experience.

So it's not surprising that Fang Yiyi and I are misunderstood as a couple now, but let's forget about the couple package. The love entwined by the two straws gave me a bit of a headache.

"no need……"

"Just the couple package."

(?°?°?)(＾＿＾)

Fang Yiyi and I spoke one after another. When I turned my head and looked at her with puzzled eyes, she just gestured to the QR code with her eyes and told me to pay quickly.

Although I was puzzled, it was still inconvenient to ask Fang Yiyi these things in front of outsiders. After paying the bill, I walked a little farther with my popcorn and Coke in my hand, and then I found an opportunity to ask Fang Yiyi.

"why……"

"Are you stupid? Didn't you see that couple packages are cheaper?"

Fang Yiyi completely understood my thoughts, and just as I opened my mouth, she interrupted mercilessly, explaining her behavior just now with the simplest words.

It sounds reasonable and well-founded, and looking back is also conclusive evidence.

Movie theaters are already expensive, and in addition to being in a busy city, a large glass of iced Coke costs 16, a bucket of popcorn costs 36, and the price of buying them separately is 68, but the set meal is only 58, which is not only ten yuan cheaper, but also the packaging. Became a couple.

At first glance, it seems that he is making a profit without losing money, but when he thinks about it carefully, Fang Yiyi seems to have sacrificed more.

"It's only ten yuan cheaper..."

"Isn't ten dollars worth money? It's too prodigal to save money!"

"But don't you think this Coke looks very stiff?"

I think Fang Yiyi must have not paid attention to it when she bought it. After all, in this era of "actual objects prevail", who would look at how gorgeous things are on the billboards?

But now holding it in her hand, it is impossible for Fang Yiyi not to find the problem?

It is inappropriate to describe the Coke in the couple’s meal as a "cup". This is a small bucket with two straws, one red and one blue, inserted in it, which can be half a meter long in twists and turns. love.

"It's just that it looks stiff. The straw is one-way and won't drink the other party's saliva. It's the most cost-effective!"

"..."

I don't know what to say about Fang Yiyi, I am completely speechless now.

She is obviously an extremely rich second generation, even if her status at home is not normal, the money in her card is far more than the average rich second generation.

But listening to her tone now, it is clear that she knows what the Coke in the couple's package looks like, but in the end she still bows down to the ten yuan.

Can I say that Fang Yiyi did something wrong?

No!

Because it is a Chinese virtue to be diligent and thrifty, and it is still my treat now, Fang Yiyi is saving money for me.

"Is there any problem? If it doesn't work, ask her if she can return it?"

"Forget it... that's it..."

I am a boy and Fang Yiyi is a girl.

That's why I just said that this matter seems to be a sure win at first glance, but if you think about it carefully, you will know that Fang Yiyi sacrificed the most.

If it's me who makes this request and Fang Yiyi disagrees, it's no big deal, because it's clear that I have ulterior motives, and a glass of Coke is not particularly expensive, why should I force Fang Yiyi to have a drink with me?

But now it is Fang Yiyi who made this request, and I don't agree, then it seems that I am a bit hypocritical, isn't Fang Yiyi a girl more reserved than me?

People say that straws are one-way, and it’s impossible to drink the other party’s saliva, so what else should I care about, ten yuan cheaper is more important than anything else, and donating it can be regarded as buying a lunch for the children in Dashan .

I thought so and did so, opened Xia's software, found the lunch donation, and felt a lot more relaxed the moment the payment was successful.

"Then let's hurry up, the movie is about to start, and the location hasn't been found yet..."

Fang Yiyi took the popcorn in my hand, took my wrist and trotted in the corridor. The planning of this movie theater is still very neat, so we quickly found the VIP hall on the ticket.

But the moment I opened the door, I found that things were different from what I thought. I seemed to have stepped into some kind of supernatural space, and the surrounding atmosphere was very strange.

"How nobody ah?"

The only reason why unpopular movies appear in the VIP hall is that there are too few people buying tickets, so it is not suitable to put them in the hall, but I did not expect that there will be no one here, which is in stark contrast to the hustle and bustle outside.

You know, Fang Yiyi and I came very late because we had too many things to do in the morning. If there is still no one in this hall, then there is really no one. If you speak louder, you can hear the echo.

"I don't know, is it because the movie is too niche? After all, it's from Thailand..."

"Then it's not like there's no one there. Have we entered the wrong place?"

I hurried out and took a look at the sign on the projection hall, it was exactly the same as the ticket, Fang Yiyi and I did not go wrong.

"Did you go wrong?"

"No, it's really here!"

This is really a hell, for a city as big as S City, with such a high population base, it is impossible for this to happen unless it is booked out.

"Ye Xi, I guess you don't come to the cinema much, do you?"

"Well, it's the second time in high school, the first time I went to see it with Xiaoxi before I met you."

What we watched that time was also a love theme. Whoever makes girls like this kind of movie, even if I want to watch blockbuster movies, they have to be willing. I don’t have the right to choose and decide.

"That's right. I used to watch those unknown movies, and I often encountered this kind of situation where one ticket sold out. You get used to it after watching too many."

"Is that so? Isn't this a bit too cool?"

"What's so cool! Find a place to sit..."

Fang Yiyi gave me a blank look, and after looking at the face of the ticket, she pulled my wrist to find a place.

Her and I were originally the two best seats in the audience, so it's not too convenient to book the venue now, it's just that the environment is quieter.

Within seconds of being seated, the lights went out and the screen came on.

"A Little Thing of First Love" is a campus-like poster with a romantic name. When I saw it yesterday, I thought it was some kind of unremarkable movie.

However, a good movie can touch people's hearts. When the heroine's narration sounded at the beginning, the sun that belonged to the midsummer and the girl chattering in white shirts, and the male protagonist was punished to stand outside the classroom and listen to the song, I felt I knew that Fang Yiyi was not talking nonsense yesterday, this film is indeed what the students fantasized about.

Fang Yiyi's face was covered with white light, I bit my lip, and put all those distracting thoughts that I shouldn't have into the back of my mind...