Girlfriend is Fierce and Cute, Please Respect Yourself

So every time, You Lin and I ignore them and let Dingdang accompany them to make trouble. The biggest advantage of the four little guys growing up together is that there are almost no conflicts between cats and dogs. Bad condition for scratching a dog.

"Then do you want to wash your hands? I remember there is a faucet in the square over there..."

"No need, I'm wearing three layers of gloves, smell it!"

When Fang Yiyi was unprepared, I handed my finger to her nose. Originally, I just wanted to prove that my finger didn't smell bad, but in the end I got Fang Yiyi's stormy fist.

"Ye Xi! What are you doing!"

My shoulders and chest were all under Fang Yiyi's indiscriminate attack, and I couldn't dodge it. In the end, I had no choice but to grab Fang Yiyi's wrist.

"It's okay if I'm wrong, it's tasteless."

Is this domestic violence or school bullying?Or maybe both?

"You still say! Do you dare to do it in the future?"

"Hiss————————Aches, aches, aches! Don't dare! Don't dare!"

There was severe pain in the tiger's mouth, and he quickly withdrew his palm.

I can hold Fang Yiyi's hand, but I can't hold her other hand. Now the two crescent moon marks are the most direct evidence that Fang Yiyi has attacked me.

"Ding Ding here, I'm angry! I'm going to take Dangdang for a run."

"Don't, wait for me, why do you have the heart to separate the two of them? Let's make a companion!"

The "angry" I said is definitely not "angry". If I don't follow up, then Fang Yiyi is really angry, and I am not so stupid.

Feel good

"Done yet?"

"Now, your hair is better than Xiaoxi's, it blows too much!"

Although I only blow-dried Fang Yiyi's hair twice, I have a good impression of Fang Yiyi's hairstyle. Now the short hair with a shawl and a white shirt will have a chemical reaction, and the temptation index will increase exponentially.

Although Xia Tong and You Lin are beautiful, I think they are not as good-looking in this suit as Fang Yiyi.

Fang Yiyi has an inexplicable feeling of a mature OL, which makes people subconsciously want to throw her down, but Xia Tong and You Lin become cosplays when they wear it.

"But I feel a little hot. Girls' hair can't be blown too dry. If you blow it on me again, I will call "domestic violence". It hurts..."

"I know, just let it dry naturally..."

He put away the hair dryer and swept it randomly with his hands. It was so neat that it gave people a silly feeling.

"But my mission has been completed, so you don't need to hold on to my clothes anymore, right?"

Fang Yiyi pulled me from the study room after taking a shower, and has not let go until now, who can you put it on?

"Oh~~then you go out and wait for me, just 2 minutes, I'll change clothes."

The ruthless Fang Xiaoyi, now not only loosened my clothes, but also got up and pushed me all the way out. I can't remember how many times she kicked me out of her room.

I feel now that I am a "little daughter-in-law being bullied", and Fang Yiyi is a "scumbag wandering in the flowers". She takes me over when she needs it and kicks me away when she doesn't. Don't miss the past love.

But I have nothing to complain about, it was just a joke.

After going out, I went to the bathroom for a while, and stuffed all the dirty clothes into the washing machine, including the underwear that Fang Yiyi had just changed, and it even felt warm when I picked it up.

I'm ashamed to say that in the past, when Fang Yiyi came here once in a while, I was a little embarrassed to wash her clothes, especially when drying her underwear.

But now that she has lived for so long, I thought I could face it calmly, but the reality is not like this. The more I dare not touch her in front of me, the more I want to touch her. It is completely different from the feeling I have for Xiaoxi underwear. The masculine impulse is at work.

Finally, I can throw my underwear into the washing machine without distracting thoughts. My hands have become the root of all evil. I really don’t want to wash my hands. I even want to smell it for a moment. God knows how I hold it Yes, it would definitely not work if you were another boy.

Facts have proved that men are animals that love the new and dislike the old. Xia Tong and You Lin are the most familiar to me, so my reaction to their underwear is minimal.

This kind of "abnormal psychology" must not be known by Fang Yiyi, otherwise I will not be able to hold my head up in front of her in my life.

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dong dong dong-

"Are you ready?"

"Right now! Immediately!"

"You said that 5 minutes ago..."

A woman's mouth, a liar.

I didn't expect that even Fang Yiyi was like this, maybe their 2 minutes is equal to the boy's 10 minutes.

boom----

"Isn't it here? What's the rush? Let's go out together. I can't embarrass you, can I?"

"Are you still wearing lipstick?"

Fang Yiyi "complained" to me after opening the door, but all my attention was on her face.

This is really the sun coming out from the west. In the past, Yiyi put on light makeup at most, and she would never touch lipstick.

But today's makeup is much more refined, and the lipstick and eyeshadow are all gone. If it's because she doesn't want to "shame" me, then she's giving me too much face.

"What? Isn't it strange that a girl like me wears lipstick?"

"It's not strange, it's not strange, but..."

"Okay, let's go! Momochi!"

Fang Yiyi didn't give me a chance to finish speaking, she walked behind me and poked my lower back dishonestly with her knuckles, forcing me to walk towards the living room in pain.

"Mom, I'm going out for a while, and I'll be back at noon!"

"Where to go?"

My mother and I reacted exactly the same, the initial eyes fell on Fang Yiyi's face, but what I didn't understand was that except for the first glance at Fang Yiyi, she was staring at me all the time.

Based on my years of experience with her, my body instantly sensed the danger, goosebumps all over my body, and I involuntarily stepped back.

who am I?

where am I?

How did I offend my mother?

"Auntie! I asked Ye Xi to accompany me to go shopping, and there might be a delay at noon."

"Understood, come back early, don't hang out too late..."

My mother agreed quite decisively, but it was Fang Yiyi who made me somewhat puzzled.

"Watching a movie" has become "shopping", and "come back at noon" has become "may be delayed for a while". What does this mean?

He went out with Fang Yiyi full of doubts, and immediately asked her questions after closing the door.

"Didn't we go to the movies? Why did it turn into shopping?"

"Don't you think it's embarrassing for the two of us to go to the movies alone? The reason to buy things is a panacea!"

"It seems...a little..."

Fang Yiyi's tone was light and calm, as if it was just a trivial matter, and the reason was reasonable, but my reaction was a little too nervous.

"Wouldn't that work?"

"That's right! Did you tell me about the creek?"

It wasn't until I got on the elevator that I realized that Fang Yiyi stayed in the room after talking to me last night, and was tired of being with me again this morning.

Although Fang Yiyi invited Xiaoxi before, she probably hasn't had time to tell them that I'm going out with her today, right?

"I forgot, but Auntie will tell, we don't need to worry about it..."

"That's true."

If Xiaoxi came out and saw that Fang Yiyi and I were not at home, the first person to ask would be my mother who had been staying in the living room.

She didn't go because she couldn't go, and I wasn't afraid that she would make trouble for me, saying that Fang Yiyi and I would sneak out to play without her.

"But don't you think my mother has become more and more strange recently?"

"Is there? It's okay, I didn't see it."

Fang Yiyi frowned and thought about it, and then gave me a relaxed smile, but I couldn't be as relaxed as her.

"When I came back today, I cleaned my room. I was so stupid!"

Just now, when Fang Yiyi and I came back from walking the dog, I just stepped through the door with my front foot, and I heard someone tossing around in my room with my back foot.

Because Ding Dong was in front of my eyes, my first reaction was to be obedient and making trouble inside, but when I rushed over to see it, I found that it was my mother, who didn't know what to do inside, and made a mess.

"Auntie didn't know that we cleaned it yesterday. It's a kind heart. You should thank her!"

"Come on, how can there be someone who only takes out the trash and changes the quilt like her?"

The former is okay, Fang Yiyi and I ate cherries last night with pits in them.

But the latter is a bit inexplicable. My mother actually helped me change the bed sheet and quilt cover, and took it to her own room instead of sending it into the washing machine.

God knows what she's going to do, even if it's for Fang Yiyi to sleep comfortably, then this behavior looks a bit strange.

"Then what do you mean? What do you suspect about Auntie?"

"I don't know, but did you see the way she looked at me just now?"

If I knew what medicine was sold in my mother's gourd, I wouldn't be so confused now.

"See, what's the problem?"

"Do you feel a murderous look, as if I offended her!"

When I was stared at by my mother just now, because I was the person involved, I felt the most clearly. It was by no means an ordinary gaze, and I always felt that she wanted to dig out some secrets from me.

If you contact the inexplicable words in the morning, then this feeling will be even stronger.

"I don't think so, don't you know if you have offended Auntie?"

"I know! Even if I offend my dad in this family, I can't offend her!"

Last night was still a picture of a loving mother and a filial son. After washing the fruits, they were the first to be sent to Fang Yiyi and me, but something went wrong this morning.