My 2d is Definitely Not Normal

"Afraid...what are you afraid of, don't change the subject for me, who is that girl with blond hair and double ponytails." She whispered.

"A friend, what are you doing?" Su Jie suddenly felt a little guilty, because he had promised Ying Lili, and he would also participate in the event later. Speaking of which, he was also Tong Nai's competitor!

"Friend?" Tong Nai was a little angry, he punched Su Jie in the stomach, brought his face close to Su Jie, and said in a positive tone: "What are you guilty of, don't look away, um... .girlfriend?"

"Of course not, I just think I want to be your competitor, I'm afraid that winning will make you cry."

"That's right, how could a boy like you have a girlfriend, I think too much."

"You're very arrogant to say this, do you know why I can't have a girlfriend."

"Ha ha!"

"Can I understand your words as sarcasm?"

"ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-HA-HA-HA."

......

Su Jie suddenly had the urge to go berserk, and sure enough, the younger sister was not cute at all in Two-dimensional.

"So, you are going to team up with that twin ponytail to compete." Tong Nai poked Su Jie's chest with her fingers, her tone unfriendly.

"I don't want to go back on what I promise to others, so please ask for your own blessings." Su Jie opened Tong Nai's arm.

"Your self-confidence is like a balloon, big and bloated but vulnerable. I'm still very interested in defeating you."

Tong Nai snorted coldly and turned to go to the women's toilet, apparently disdain to talk to Su Jie.

"If you don't want to be caught as a hooligan, you'd better not go to the women's toilet." Su Jie patted his head with a headache, shook his head and left.

Tong Nai realized that she was disguised as a man, and she must be screaming when she entered the women's toilet now.

"Damn!" Tong Nai looked at Su Jie's back and sharpened his little tiger teeth again.

Chapter 6: Poses of Shame Unlocked

"Our couple's big adventure has officially started. The event is divided into three rounds. The final champion prize is very rich. Let's work hard."

"Now let's start the first game with a heart-to-heart bond. The rules of the game are very simple. Please listen to the explanation below."

"Male and female couples will be separated from each other. Please use telepathy to find your couple. Small-scale action prompts are allowed, but no sound is allowed, otherwise it will be regarded as a failure and punished."

Forty couples who participated in the competition stood in the maid cafe where the tables and chairs were emptied, and the owner began to explain the rules.

At the same time as the explanation, the maid pulled up a long opaque gauze curtain, which was divided into lines and marked with numbers.

After the owner explained the rules, the maid came up and invited the men who participated in the competition to come over.

A total of forty boys stood behind the gauze curtain, because the gauze curtain was opaque gray, and the boys could not see the other side.

However, as the maid turned on a few dim gauze lamps, it became clearer on the gauze curtain side, and a shadow appeared on the gauze curtain. Although Su Jie couldn't see it here, the girls on the other side could see some extremely vague shadow.

Su Jie was assigned to No. 17, next to Tong Nai, who was dressed as a man. She was No. 16, less than half a meter away from Su Jie.

Behind Su Jie and the others, there were maids standing to supervise them, preventing Su Jie and the others from breaking the rules with their mobile phones or voices.

The store manager's voice sounded again at this time: "It seems that everyone is ready, haha, the girls should show their energy and feel that that is their prince charming. The girls have 5 minutes to make a choice." , Only by finding your boyfriend can you successfully advance to the next round."

Many of the maids in the back couldn't help covering their mouths and laughing. Su Jie's eyes were stunned. Because the gauze curtain was not transparent, he couldn't see the situation on the opposite side of the gauze curtain. It's illegal to make a sound.

What we can do now is to do some actions on the screen, preferably with high resolution, because the girl on the opposite side of the screen can see some blurred images, so that it can successfully find the target.

Some boys have already started doing it. Some of them keep shaking their arms and posing for swimming. Maybe he likes swimming at ordinary times, and wants to use this posture to attract the attention of his girlfriend across the gauze.

There are those who make a dribble shooting posture. This is a basketball lover.

There is a calm cooking posture, this is a housekeeper.

There is a running posture, which is usually a long-distance running hobby.

Generally, couples who have been in a relationship for a while will know many hobbies or personalities of the other half. As long as the man expresses some body movements, it depends on whether the woman has enough tacit understanding and whether he can guess who is his boyfriend.

These are relatively normal, and there are more bizarre alternatives, such as...

There are people who are shaking their heads, don't think it's an endorsement, they're drunk, but fortunately they didn't show a drunken madness.

There are people who make a big sleep action, which is really embarrassing for him. Is his only speciality actually sleeping?

There is also a posture of driving and turning the steering wheel. Is this the legendary old driver.

There are even those who kiss and grab the milk dragon's hand. I don't know if her girlfriend can guess it. Su Jie wants to go up and kick him. Why don't you put on a familiar posture!This will make it easier for your girlfriend to guess.

Su Jie and Ying Lili have only known each other for a few hours. They are not as familiar as other couples at all, and they are not in any strange poses.

Fortunately, Su Jie knows from the animation works that Ying Lili's specialty, besides being proud, is to draw gangster comics.

So Su Jie slanted one hand in front of him and drew in front of him with the other hand, making a painting gesture.

As for Tong Nai, who was beside Su Jie, he was vacant with one hand and moved from time to time with the other, making a game pose.

And in order to enhance the power of identification, Tong Nao also made the signature action of Mei Lulu's transformation, opening one hand and one finger to the sky, full of middle and second breath.

All of Tong Nai's movements were seen by Su Jie, and Su Jie looked ridiculous.

Seeing that Su Jie was observing him, Tong Nai also blushed, because the rules did not allow him to speak, so he could only glared at Su Jie and threatened Su Jie with his eyes to turn his head away.

......

On the other side of the veil, the girls are anxiously choosing, looking at the blurred motion images reflected on the veil, and carefully distinguishing their boyfriends.

Yingli Li was a little shy. She and Su Jie were fakes who had only known each other for a few hours. It felt weird among so many couples, so she was eager to find Su Jie's position.

The blurred images made Ying Lili hesitate a little, not sure which one was Su Jie.

Knowing Su Jie for too short a time, Ying Lili didn't know Su Jie's other strengths, so it seemed impossible to start.

It wasn't until she saw an image of a painting movement that was vaguely reflected on the gauze curtain, Yingli Li felt that it might be Su Jie, because this was the only thing the two sides knew in common.

Just when Ying Lili was still hesitating, she suddenly saw a new change in the movement of the screen curtain image.

Doing the painting action, changing it into a circle with one hand, and the fingers of the other hand repeatedly shuttle in the circle, this picture will definitely make people reverie as long as you make up your mind.

Su Jie was afraid that his posture recognition was not high enough, so he used this action to enhance it. Painting with ergonomic gestures was equivalent to drawing kongfu comics, so that Yingli Li could always recognize it.

Eri Li didn't just recognize it!Almost ashamed.

Looking at the weird gazes around her, Ying Lili's face was burning. She wished she could capture Su Jie right now and beat him up. You dare to do such a humiliating gesture in public. No one will know that you are demonstrating the slogan. Comics, will definitely think of good cuts to go elsewhere.

Tong Nai's eyes were the same as those of a pervert. Seeing Su Jie's gesture and the uncontrollable snickering laughter of the maids behind him, he wanted to pry Su Jie's head off and ask Su Jie's head how long it was before. The Su Jie Mingming is not such a talent right!

10 minutes is actually very short, and under the tense selection environment, it will pass quickly.

When the store manager announced the end of time, no matter whether it was confirmed or not, the girls could only find a number position and make their own boyfriend choices. As for whether it was right or not, it would be revealed.

Under the guidance of the maid, sections of gauze curtains were opened, and the boys and girls who ran away would meet each other.

If you choose the right one, everyone will be happy, but if you choose the wrong one, it will be embarrassing for both parties. Some girls clearly see that their boyfriend is selected by others, and already know that they have chosen the wrong boyfriend, but they have to continue to wait under the rules. The curtain opens.

There was even a scene where two girls thought a certain position was their boyfriend, and they fought for each other and refused to admit defeat. When the result came out, it turned out that they were not. The embarrassment made people blush, and the scene burst into laughter.

Su Jie was No. 17 and Tong Nai was No. 16, so Tong Nai opened the gauze before Su Jie went out.

Immediately after that, Su Jie heard Tong Nai's happy scream, and he knew that Tong Nai had made the right choice. , Ayase, as Kirino's best friend, knows these characteristics of Kirino, and the chance of making the wrong choice is very low.

Soon, the gauze curtain in front of Su Jie was also opened by the maid, and what appeared in front of Su Jie was Ying Lili, who was wearing a green sweatshirt and waving golden ponytails.

"Fate!" Su Jie laughed and went out to meet Ying Lili, but was pulled away by Ying Lili. There was a lot of snickering around, and many people saw Su Jie's actions just now. , English pear is shy.

"I'm so pissed off, what are you doing! I recognize you when you make a painting, and you are too embarrassed to do that kind of shameful gesture."

Ying Lili showed her cute tiger teeth and seemed to be planning to take a bite out of Su Jie.

"Isn't this just in case! If someone else happened to have a painter, wouldn't you be confused? I'm racking my brains for your prize! There is no credit and hard work!"

Su Jie raised his hands begging for mercy, telling his innocence.

"Humph! Forget it this time, if there is another time, I'll...I'll..." Ying Lili waved her pink fist at Su Jie, but she couldn't think of anything to threaten Su Jie.

"Don't be angry, you should be happy if you win the game." Su Jie pointed to the couple teams that were not selected and said.

After the first game, most of the couple's teams were eliminated, and candidates like Su Jietongnai were close to each other, and after all, few of them found their boyfriends.

"Well, I am sure to win No.1." Ying Lili looked at the prizes in the glass counter and said firmly.

Su Jie smiled bitterly, we still have a strong opponent waiting ahead.

Chapter 7: What are you doing!

After a 10-minute break, the second game started quickly.

"The second game is called a perfect match. Competitors need to work together as a couple to protect a balloon from reaching the finish line. During this process, it is not allowed to use the arm to contact the balloon, and the balloon cannot be broken, otherwise it will be regarded as a failure of the game."

"The top two players this time will advance to the next round and participate in our finals. Let's do our best, daddy!"

The owner explained the rules, and the maids brought a bunch of balloons the size of balls, one for each couple.

A 20-meter runway was opened in the maid coffee shop, and men and women needed to run 40 meters back and forth to complete it. The two teams that finally entered the final were divided according to their rankings.

"Everyone has half a minute to prepare, and the game will start in one minute."

After the store manager finished saying this, Su Jie found that Ying Lili was a little embarrassed, because most couples chose to place the balloons with their chests on top of their chests.

That is, the couples face each other, put the balloon in the middle, clamp the balloon with their chests, and then start to move sideways.

"Don't be shy, there's not much time." Su Jie held the balloon in his hand and said to Ying Lili.

"Me, it's just a competition, just a competition." Ying Riri patted her chest to comfort herself, and finally gritted her silver teeth, standing in front of Su Jie as if she was going to the execution ground.

Su Jie placed the balloon between the two of them' chests, then moved closer to each other and pushed the balloon against it.

After doing all this, Ying Lili's face was already blushing. Of course, there is no problem with ordinary couples doing this kind of activity. The main reason is that Su Jie and Ying Li Li are completely pretending to be lovers. It is inevitable to be shy to do these Ying Li Li.

"The race begins, rush to the finish line as much as you like." The shop owner announced the start of the race, giving Yingri no time to be shy.

Along with the other couples, Su Jie and Ying Lili also held balloons against each other, moved their steps and started to leave the starting line and ran towards the opposite side.

There was a lot of laughter at the beginning of the game. Some people pushed the balloon too hard, some people ran too fast, and they both fell. Some people pushed the balloon from the chest to the abdomen, then the crotch, and finally fell. to the ground.

Because the use of arms is not allowed, and the thing he is holding is something that is easy to burst like a balloon, this game is extremely difficult, and you need to be careful while maintaining speed.

Because of the height difference between Su Jie and Ying Lili, his speed is not fast, but he is only in the middle of the competition team.

But where is Kirino in the front, it is the No. 1 position. You must know that Kirino is a perfect girl who claims to be omnipotent in learning sports, and she is also the sprint champion of the girls in the school.