My 2d is Definitely Not Normal

"So... so... say, what kind of filthy thoughts and idiot values ​​are you hiding? This has nothing to do with whether you are an adult or not."

With his hands busy on defense, Su Jie quickly apologized: "Yes, yes, I was wrong. Your lord is referring to mental maturity, not physical. I am wrong and I am guilty."

"I can't hear sincerity. You're still talking about my chest in disguise, right? Don't think I can't hear it."

"Why do you have to struggle with this? Poor milk is also a rare resource and belongs to the key protection target."

"Rare? This word is definitely full of malice. You are insinuating that everyone else is developing normally. I am the only one who is poor, right?"

"Your brain circuit is different from ordinary people. Poor breasts and so on, elementary school students and so on are the best."

"It turns out that you are a lolicon, the police uncle, this is the person."

"..."

After a bit of bickering and exchange, Su Jie and Ying Lili are considered to have gotten to know each other initially, and they can also be considered to have seen Ying Lili's arrogant attributes. Just the opposite.

"It's noon, I'll invite you to dinner as a thank you for helping me just now."

It was noon now, and both of them felt hungry when they spoke, Eri Ry suggested.

"Then please go to the maid's coffee shop. I haven't been there since I grew up."

"Lie, you look like an otaku, and you're a veteran who has been fighting for many years. It's impossible not to have been to a maid cafe."

Inri rolled her eyes, but still chose a nearby maid cafe.

"Master, welcome back." Two lovely maids stood at the door of the store, making soft kitten-like voices, and led Su Jie and Ying Lili into the store and sat down.

"What does the master want to eat? We have a couple's set menu here. Would you like to have one?"

The maid came over with the menu and said with a sweet smile.

"Wait...wait, we're just friends, not a couple."

Ying Riri's face was slightly red, and she was obviously a little embarrassed by being misunderstood by the maid.

"Hey, aren't they really a couple?" The maid tilted her head and glanced at Su Jie and Ying Riri, obviously not believing what Ying Riri said.

"Let's come to the couple's package."

Su Jie said, the maid nodded: Master, please wait a moment, the food will be served soon.

After the maid went down, Ying Lili glared at Su Jie murderously.

"You, you, what did you just say, this will make others misunderstand, okay? I'm going to kill."

"Okay, next time I won't do it, I just don't want to embarrass the little girl, it's not easy to be a maid!"

Su Jie spread his hands, Ying Lili was furious, but Su Jie's cell phone suddenly rang.

【Where are you?Received a reply, I have something to look for you! 】Su Jie opened his phone and saw that it was a text message from his sister Tong Nai.

[I'm outside, what's the matter. 】Su Jie typed back a text message.

"Is something wrong?" Ying Lili glanced at Su Jie's phone.

"No!" Su Jie shook his head.

Ding Ding!The phone rang again.

【Come back, speed! 】 Looking at the text message, Su Jie's mouth twitched, as if he could see Tong Nai's unquestionable expression across countless streets.

[No time, I can't leave here! ] After replying to this text message, the phone was silent for half a minute, and then a series of text messages came back.

【What do you mean when you are not free, what are you doing? 】

[Give you 5 minutes to come back. 】

[If you dare to be late, you will know the consequences. 】

[I am looking for you here in an urgent matter, and I must ask for your help. 】

【I'll give you a chance, if you... 】

......

Facing the constantly ringing mobile phone, Su Jie chose to turn it off, and the whole world was quiet in an instant.

"If you are in a hurry, then I will not delay you."

Ying Lili saw Su Jie frowning, thinking that Su Jie was really in a hurry.

"My sister at home is just restless, it's okay!"

Su Jie stuffed the phone back into his pocket, thinking of that wicked little sister, his brain hurts.

"Master, your couple's set meal is here, I wish you a long life! Always be happy." The maid brought the couple's set meal with a comfortable smile on her face, and also presented Su Jie and Ying Lili with a heart-shaped candle.

Ying Lili's little face turned red again, a pair of small tiger teeth showed viciously, and she kept rolling her eyes towards Su Jie.

"By the way, are the two masters interested in participating in the couple's adventure event held in our store? The winners will have rich prizes."

The maid smiled sweetly, seeing Su Jie and Ying Lili looked puzzled, and explained: "This is a competition organized by our store to give back to consumers. Only male and female couples can participate in teams. The winner of No.1 can Free of charge, there are also limited edition precious figures, game discs and comic books as gifts."

As she said that, the maid also pointed to a field that was being cleaned at the back of the store. Inside a transparent glass counter, there were many beautiful figures and game comics.

"It's the model of King Kasyapa, and the model of the sky elf Jiamei, so beautiful."

Ying Lili's eyes were shining, and she stared straight at the models without blinking, looking very fond of them.

Speaking of which, Ying Lili is also a member of the otaku. She likes these anime game figures very much. Otherwise, she would not draw [-]-ban doujin comics. She would definitely be interested in doing it.

"King Kassapa is a limited edition figure. No more than 1 pieces will be sold worldwide, and only No.[-] can be obtained!" The maid explained with a smile on her side.

Su Jie was indifferent to this, because he had only travelled for a few days, and he had not had much contact with the ACG culture of this world, so he did not know much about these figures based on animation games, so he would not be interested.

"Then two, our couple's adventure will start in an hour and a half. Are you two participating?"

"Forget it, we won't participate..." Su Jie thought of the blushing look of Ying Lili just now, and she blushed like that when she sent a couple's package. If you participate in this activity that only couples can do, you must not have a fever. Die!

But before Su Jie finished speaking, Ying Lili interrupted: "Wait, we participated in this event."

"Hey, what are you participating in? Ying Lili, you are not mistaken!" Su Jie almost didn't spit out a saliva, which doesn't fit Ying Lili's character!

"King Kasyapa figure! I wanted to collect it for a long time, but I never had a chance. This time, I can't let it go. It's cheap for you. Let's pretend to be a couple and get No.1. It's just pretending. Can you Don't get me wrong."

Ying Li Li pointed her head in Su Jie's ear and said, her pretty face was slightly flushed.

"Can I not misunderstand this?" Su Jie groaned inwardly.

The maid received a reply and signed up Su Jieying and Piri.

It wasn't until this time that Su Jie noticed that the maid cafes were mostly male and female couples, and it seemed that they were all here to participate in this event.

Chapter 5: Kirino disguised as a man

"Tong Nai, didn't you say that your brother would accompany you? What's going on!"

On the streets of Akihabara, a slender girl with long black hair and a beautiful appearance complained.

She was wearing a light blue tube top dress and a well-behaved and delicate lace jacket on her upper body, giving her a cool and elegant feeling.

"Don't mention that guy to me, he dares to shut me down. When I come back tonight, I have to..."

A young man dressed in a small blue and white casual suit, with a beret on his head and a pair of black-rimmed glasses covering most of his face, answered with a delicate and delicate face.

"Then can you explain why I have to be your girlfriend, you wouldn't have any other ideas, would you?"

"Hey, Ayase, you are my best friend. Today's event at the maid cafe requires couples to participate, eh! I don't know who thought of the rules. Anyway, I don't care, the event prizes are very important to me. Da, you see that I have made such a big sacrifice to dress up as a man, you won't ignore me, will you?"

"You know that I hate otaku things, but since it's your good friend who came forward, then I'll make it difficult... After winning the championship, you will treat me to a big dinner."

"Kao Garden Restaurant, then it's settled."

"The maid cafe is here, let's go in and sign up, there's not much time left for the event to start."

"Slow down, don't make me run so fast, your boyfriend is too incompetent."

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In the maid cafe, Su Jie and Ying Lili had already finished their meal, and the event was about to start.

About dozens of couples came here to participate in this event, and there were also a group of single dogs watching on the side, and the whole thing was quite lively.

"The event starts in 10 minutes. Couples who haven't signed up yet should hurry up!" The middle-aged store manager greeted at the door with a loudspeaker, and several maids were in charge of distributing leaflets. To a certain extent, it can start the reputation of the maid coffee shop.

"Wait, we want to participate." A crisp shout came, and the voice seemed so strange, as if it was deliberately lowering its voice.

Su Jie was sitting by the window in the store, and through the transparent glass wall, he could just see what was happening at the door. Hearing the sound, he felt a little familiar, so he couldn't help turning his head to take a look.

This is amazing!

Su Jie actually saw her younger sister Tong Nai. Although Tong Nai was wearing a small suit, her golden hair was tucked into a beret, and even her face was covered with black-rimmed glasses, but they were brothers and sisters who had lived for more than ten years. , Su Jie inherited the memory of his predecessor, and it is impossible to admit his mistake.

That guy is 100%, pure natural, no water, is Kirino who is disguised as a man, and the girl next to Kirino, if Su Jie is not mistaken, it should be Aragaki Aya in "My Sister Can't Be So Cute" Tase, Kirino's best friend, like his younger sister Kirino, is also a part-time model in a certain magazine.

Su Jie said that now he wants Jingjing, don't ask me who Jingjing is...

Why did Tong Nao appear here and sign up for the couple's adventure with Ayase Ayase as a woman disguised as a man? This was something that Su Jie had never thought of before.

Although Kirino likes girl control games and Mei Lulu, but... hey!

Thinking of this, Su Jie suddenly looked at the prize counter. There were several precious limited edition sister games and exquisite little witch Mei Lulu figures on it. No wonder.

It just so happened that Tong Nai had successfully completed the registration, as if feeling Su Jie's gaze, Tong Nai turned to look at Su Jie's direction, just meeting Su Jie's eyes in mid-air, and was stunned just like Su Jie. .

Tong Nai was thinking about what Su Jie didn't know, but Su Jie's own mood can only be described in one word, it seems that there is nothing wrong with it!

"Okay, the event will start in 5 minutes. The registered couple teams are all ready. If you want to be convenient, please hurry up, so as not to affect the performance of the meeting later."

The shop owner clapped his palm and said, Tong Nai winked at Su Jie secretly and walked towards the toilet.

"Wait a minute, I'm going to the toilet." Su Jie said to Ying Lili, but had no choice but to stand up and walk behind Tong Nai.

At the corner of the toilet, Su Jie was directly pulled in by Tong Nai.

"You're here like this? How dare you turn me off. It turned out to be a date with a girl. I didn't expect you to be such a person."

Tong Nai rubbed his little tiger teeth, like a kitten with soaring hair, his eyes were fiercely raised.

"I should ask you this, why did you come here, and you are still wearing this dress."

"It's not all you, I told you to go back, why don't you go back, this event includes Mei Lulu figures and several limited games such as "Sister Battle", "Twin Sister's Cabin", and "Sister Control 1.9 Collector's Edition". I will definitely come to the event to win it back and collect it. You think I would like to dress up as a man! I don’t have any other male friends, so how can I participate in the event if I don’t dress up like this.”

"It turns out that the urgent thing you said was to let me go back and play your boyfriend. Fortunately, I shut down the phone ahead of time. Shh! You said that those girls' games should not be so loud, and be careful to be heard."