My 2d is Definitely Not Normal

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Coincidentally, in bookstores, convenience stores, supermarkets and other places in Japan where "Weekly Shonen Jump" is sold, "Weekly Shonen Jump" has been sold out of stock, and boxes of stock arrive on the bookshelf in less than a few seconds. It would be bought by others. If it weren't for the large stock of Weekly Shonen Jump, it would definitely be bought up by enthusiastic readers.

The researchers dispatched from "Weekly Shonen Jump" headquarters to various places are even more stunned. Although "Weekly Shonen Jump" is the most prestigious anime magazine in Japan, it has never seen such a hot sales situation when a new weekly is released!

When they saw readers talking about a work and discussing the plot lines with enthusiasm, the researchers didn't know the reason, that is, the head grew on the buttocks.

Therefore, the researchers who were in charge of investigating the sales of Weekly Shonen Jump picked up their mobile phones, called back to the headquarters one after another, and hurriedly reported the situation to their bosses. They had a feeling that maybe this time they were promoted and raised their salary. Right here.

The hot sales caused by "One Punch Man" have not weakened over time, but have continued to ferment and climb. Now it is not only discussed in bookstores and other places, but "One Punch Man" has begun to appear on the Internet, forums and spaces. The figure has a tendency to sweep the whole network.

You can imagine a world without the existence of countless classic comics such as Naruto, Pirate, Conan, Fairy Tail, Dragon Ball, etc. This world where ACG has just started, this world where ACG is extremely backward in Su Jie's eyes, an excellent comic can bring Coming of terror influence?

Even in Su Jie's previous life, in a world where comics prospered to the top, "One Punch Man" could cut a bloody path in the comic world where there are so many works, and various national-level comics, and the cumulative sales volume of the single book exceeded 3000. Wanbu, after being animated, won the reputation of the best animation work in 2015. The success of "One Punch Man" has long been unquestioned, let alone in this world of ACG cultural desert?

Even Su Jie can't imagine, far underestimating the impact and achievements of "One Punch Man", just like a blockbuster falling, the series of consequences brought about by "One Punch Man" will undoubtedly cause a big shock in the entire ACG circle.

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ps: I feel like I’m writing daily routines. The main line is lost in the Himalayas, and I turn around and turn back, beep, and start again (=^ω^=)

Chapter 48: One Punch Man 3 Kills

"You've been a thief, why are you sneaking around?"

Su Jie made breakfast, but couldn't find Tong Nai. He was about to make a call when he saw Tong Nai sneaking in.

"I'll be the first thief to steal your small treasury." Tong Nai wrinkled Qiong's nose and threw a copy of "Weekly Shonen Jump" in front of Su Jie's table.

"Did you go to the bookstore?" Su Jie asked in surprise, picking up Weekly Shonen Jump and flipping through it.

"You don't care what day it is today! If I'm going late, I won't even be able to buy a copy."

"How is that possible? The circulation of each issue of "Weekly Shonen Jump" is 200 million copies. You can buy it at any time. You can just drop by and buy it when you are in school."

Su Jie said while flipping through the pages, this circulation is naturally far from the previous life, but in Japan, where the ACG culture has just started to develop, this circulation is enough to make "Weekly Shonen Jump" firmly ranked first in domestic comic magazines. throne.

Tong Nai was so angry that Su Jie's good intentions became superfluous. He bit the bread on the table and said dissatisfiedly: "You didn't see that scene, you're going crazy."

"Really? Is this issue of Weekly Shonen Jump selling well?"

As Su Jie spoke, he found the interface of his own One Punch Man, under the pseudonym cult gentleman.

I am a great gentleman who is committed to spreading the various cult cultures of ACG. Su Jie thought to himself, and he couldn't help laughing when he saw it. Maybe in this world, he can give a gentleman another meaning.

Tong Nai stroked his forehead with one hand and said with a pouted mouth, "I really convinced you, your intelligence should eat more walnuts and sea fish to replenish your brain."

Su Jie was stunned for a moment, a little unclear. So, although Su Jie drew One Punch Man, his understanding of the world was far from enough, and he greatly underestimated the influence of One Punch Man. He never thought that he caused all this.

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"You have to study hard in school, and my sister will buy you delicious food for you."

Somewhere at the entrance of the elementary school, the black cat touched Wugeng Zhuxi's bun hair style.

"Sister, then I want to eat a double-layered cheesecake with a lot of cream." Wu Geng Zhuxi held her fingers, as if she was about to drool.

"Okay, my sister promises you." The black cat smiled and sent her sister to school, and ran to the bookstore where she was working.

Because the family's economic conditions are not good, the black cat will use other time to work outside of school, adhering to the concept of "diligence and thrift" to subsidize the family.

Senmang Bookstore is a 70-year-old bookstore that has been in operation for more than three generations. This is where the black cat works.

Because the school that the black cat attends is late in the morning, he can first come to the bookstore to work part-time, and then rush to the school.

"Master Endo, good morning!" The black cat greeted an old man in his 60s. This is the old manager of Senmang Bookstore. He inherited the bookstore business from his parents and has been in business for more than 30 years. The position of manager has been passed on to the eldest son, but he still likes to come to the bookstore and never forgets everything in the bookstore. Black Cat also calls him the store manager.

In the past, the manager of Endo would respond with a smile when he greeted the black cat, but today is an exception, because the manager of Endo and his eldest son were too busy with the hot crowd in the bookstore, and they had no time to work. to respond.

The black cat also discovered this situation, and immediately went to work to help greet the readers in the store. In such a crowded situation, the black cat is rarely encountered in the bookstore, unless the works of some famous literary masters are released.

"Maybe a new work by a literary master is on sale today." Hei Mao thought to himself.

"Please give me a copy of Weekly Shonen Jump!"

"I want one too."

"I also want."

When the black cat hangs the nameplate of the staff.Countless crowds began to speak, and without exception, they all chose to buy "Weekly Shonen Jump".

This is a big surprise from Black Cat. Although "Weekly Shonen Jump" was also well bought in the past, this is the first time I have encountered such a hot-selling situation that the supply is in short supply.

and many more!Why are the Weekly Shonen manga that these people read so familiar?

The black cat was busy in the crowd. Many people were already reading on the chairs and desks of the bookstore. The black cat stood behind a reader and peeked a few more times. Suddenly, her eyes widened. She finally knew why she felt familiar. , because she had read the original draft of this work more than a week ago.

And the author of this work is still teaching her comic skills.

"I should have thought of this earlier." The black cat was shocked, and the name of his only male friend appeared in his mind.

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"Shi Yu, have you made a boyfriend? Why are you laughing so much recently?"

"Mom, your daughter is that kind of person! I'm studying very seriously, how can I make a boyfriend."

"Can you explain, what are you doing when you go out early in the morning and make a double bento yourself, don't you never make a bento and eat pineapple bread?"

"I'm going to be late for school, so I'll go first. In addition, pineapple bread is not nutritious. I'll have lunch instead!"

"There's still an hour to go to school. I don't see you as diligent as usual."

The chatter gradually drifted away, Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu took small steps and took the subway for a few stops, but instead of going to the school, he got off the bus ahead of schedule.

"Boss, check out." Kasumigaoka Shiyu walked into a bookstore and walked out again within a few minutes, already with a copy of Weekly Shonen Jump.

"I swear, I want to see if you are real gold or fake jade." Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu muttered to himself, his eyes fixed on the Weekly Shonen Jump in his hand, and he quickly turned the pages to search, looking for someone who did not know. whether the works exist.

When turning to the last page, Kasumigaoka Shiwa became more and more disappointed, thinking that perhaps she was a little too naive in this matter, why did she believe that guy's nonsense, and serialized comics on "Weekly Shonen Jump" at the age of 17 , this kind of thing is impossible to happen.

"Hey, this is..." Shiyu of Xiazhiqiu turned faster and faster, and suddenly Shiyu of Xiazhiqiu's eyes lit up, turned the page upside down, and saw the name of the work that someone said.

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"Hiratsuka-sensei, your subscription to Weekly Shonen Jump has been delivered."

The grandfather handed a book to Shizuka Hiratsuka with a smile in the front office of Toyonozaki Academy.

"Arigado, please accept it." Hiratsuka thanked Jing Jing and went to a pavilion outside the school with "Weekly Shonen Jump".

Hiratsuka has few hobbies. Drinking and watching hot-blooded comics are among the few hobbies. Of course, now he has another hobby. He has changed Su Jie's lazy habit, and for this arduous task, he will never tire of ravaging someone's spirit and mind. The body does not care about someone's weak resistance at all, and has the tenacious perseverance to unswervingly implement the revolutionary cause and succeed.

There was still some time before class, so Shizuo Hiratsuka simply flipped through the pages to see which hot-blooded comics were updated in this issue, or which new hot-blooded comics he liked.

"This comic is quite interesting, it's actually a bald head."

"There is no enemy in the world that can't be solved with one punch. If there is, it is two punches."

"The setting is to kill all enemies with one punch. The setting is really novel and very good."

"I'm bald and stronger, giggle, it's funny to talk."

Shizuo Hiratsuka found a new comic that he likes. In addition to many funny plots, what attracts Shizuka Hiratsuka is more shocking blood and inspiration.

"There are many powerful and unimaginable villains in this world, and it is heroes who stand up to them, even if they are alone."

"I didn't need your comments to be a hero, but because I wanted to be, so I was."

"In the face of disaster, if even the heroes escape, who else will stand up."

The sentences in black and white made Shizuka Hiratsuka go deep into it, even igniting the long-lost blood, without noticing the passage of time.

When Shizuo Hiratsuka read the last page, he raised his head still, looked at his watch, and was shocked: "Oops, it's time for class."

He rushed to the school with the lesson plan in his hands, and seemed to think of something in the process: "By the way, this comic is a new work, I haven't read the name yet."

As he said, he flipped through the first page of the comic while running, fixed his eyes, and smiled: "One Punch Man, it really fits the style of the work, but it's a bit too..., One Punch... It's also Superman. , Haha, the taste is too different."

"Strange, why do I feel that these words seem familiar, as if I have said it to someone?"

"One Punch Man...One Punch Man...One Punch, I seem to have heard that name somewhere, wait, it won't be..."

Shizuo Hiratsuka stumbled, looking at the title of the comic book in his hand, his pupils dilated and his mouth slightly opened, unable to believe that he recalled the relevant memory.

What did the other party say at the beginning: Don't bully the young and poor, 30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi.

Seems like... a real genius...

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ps: Why is water so difficult to write?I'm so tired, hey!I seem to have said something wrong, I won't tell you that I'm in the water, mouth ^_^;

Chapter 49: Pretending to fail

"Hiratsuka Shizu-sensei~ Hiratsuka Shizu-sensei~ Hiratsuka Shizu-sensei, it's strange..."

In the teaching building of Toyozaki Academy, Su Jie was walking in the corridor late every day, and accidentally saw a familiar figure in a white coat in front of him. If Su Jie remembers correctly, the first class today is Hiratsuka Jing. I saw Shizuka Hiratsuka being late, so Su Jie saw it strange.

Shizuka Hiratsuka's forehead burst with blue veins. Looking at Su Jie, who was shaking his head with a tsk tsk, he responded, "Want to eat my Tekken Profound Truth?"

"Only state officials are allowed to set fires, and people are not allowed to light lamps. Teacher, you are a Chinese expert, who said this?"

It was rare for Su Jie to gain the upper hand. Naturally, he wanted to recover the losses he had suffered in the past. Looking at Shizuo Hiratsuka's annoyed expression, his heart felt extremely sour. Feel.

"Little devil, do you know that you need to be beaten?" He stretched out his hands and pulled Su Jie's cheeks on both sides.

"Uu...school...principal..." Su Jie vaguely pointed behind Hiratsuka Shizuo, but Hiratsuka Shizuo was not fooled, but put his hands into the pockets of his white coat and said, "Song ·Lu You's "Notes of Lao Xue'an", Volume [-]: "Tian Deng is a county, and he keeps his name secret, anyone who touches it will be angry, and many officials and soldiers are listed.Therefore, the whole state called the lamp as fire.In Shangyuan, the lanterns were put on to invite people to enter the prefecture to go on a tour, and the officials wrote a list and published it in the city, saying: 'This prefecture is set on fire for three days according to the regulations'. "

Su Jie was stunned, his chin almost dropped to the ground, lying on the grass, he really knew!

"Next time, I'll ask some in-depth questions." Hiratsuka Jing squinted and glanced at Su Jie. Although there was no expression on his face, Su Jie could see the smile in the other's eyes.

At this time, Su Jie really wanted to throw the 33 chapters of "Zhuangzi" in front of Hiratsuka Jing, but Su Jie himself didn't know how to do it. In his previous life, Su Jie had never scored [-]% in Chinese, and he couldn't even memorize a few seven-character poems. Don't speak other classical Chinese.

"Mr. Shizuo Hiratsuka, this is... "Weekly Shonen Jump"?" Su Jie suddenly saw a copy of "Weekly Shonen Jump" under Shizuka Hiratsuka's arm, which shocked Su Jie's body and made him mad. Yong, sighing that the emperor pays off, and the opportunity to pretend is coming.

"You said this? No." Shizuo Hiratsuka covered "Weekly Shonen Jump" with the lesson plan as if nothing had happened, and Su Jie's face turned black. When I was blind or someone else was blind, Hiratsuka-sensei, you open your eyes and talk nonsense. The level has reached the realm of perfection.

When Hiratsuka spoke quietly, Su Jie always felt a deep sense of frustration. Su Jie would never admit any IQ suppression, um, absolutely not.

"Teacher, do you remember? That year in midsummer... ah, no, last week, I told you that I was a cartoonist."

"Is there such a thing? I don't remember. Did you tell me in a dream?"