My 2d is Definitely Not Normal

"Welcome, good noon, Teacher Jing. You haven't come here recently. Because of this, our Xiaozola Noodle Restaurant has lost a lot of color."

Walking over with two bowls of ramen, this is a middle-aged fat aunt about 50 to [-] years old, with a warm smile on her face, she seems to be an acquaintance of Shizuka Hiratsuka.

"Recently, it's not that the students are about to graduate, and they are so busy that they don't touch the ground. I really don't have time. The students graduated today, and I came here as soon as possible, but I didn't forget you, Aunt Zuo."

Hiratsuka Jing laughed, and Su Jie also nodded politely to the fat auntie. Su Jie has been to this ramen restaurant a few times, knowing that the fat aunt in front of her is the owner and chef of this ramen restaurant. That's right, a family hotel.

"Is this..." The fat aunt looked at Su Jie, her eyes seemed to light up, and she smiled kindly: "Guest, are you the boyfriend of Teacher Jing? It's not easy! It's been so many years, Teacher Jing, you I finally succeeded in finding a boyfriend, and today I am the master, and you will be free of all consumption in the store, which is a part of my heart, and you have to eat happily."

Su Jie's body froze, and he almost shouted mmp in his heart.

Where is Shizuka Hiratsuka in a relationship?Aunt, you are pushing me into the heated kang!

Shizuo Hiratsuka blushed at the same time, and said embarrassedly: "Aunt Zuo, don't misunderstand, this is my student, don't make a misunderstanding."

"What, student? Impossible, I've never seen you eat with other people of the opposite sex before!" The fat aunt widened her eyes in disbelief.

"Really, the suit he wore for his graduation ceremony today is usually a little bastard."

"Is there a teacher who said that?" Su Jie raised a black line on his forehead, looking for someone to provoke someone.

"Oh, so it's your student! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't think about it when I saw he was wearing a suit."

Only then did the fat aunt come to understand, she turned and left while pulling the waiter, muttering faintly: "Unfortunately, Mr. Jing has been here for so many years, I thought I saw hope this time, but I didn't expect this to happen. Daughter Ah, you need to pay more attention to Teacher Jing in the future. Teacher Jing has been eating ramen in our house for six years. Back then, my mother made a promise to help Teacher Jing find a good husband. Seeing that I am about to retire and have no time to stay in the shop, I will not be able to stay in the shop in the future. The task will be handed over to you, you must be careful and complete this regret for your mother, our family is honest and cannot treat guests badly."

The fat aunt drifted away, but those whispers remained in the hearts of the two of them, and they were heard clearly.

"It's miserable."

Su Jie also murmured, everyone who listens to this kind of thing will be silent and tearful. From these little things, you can see how difficult Hiratsuka Jing's marriage is. Even the matchmaker who pulls coal for Hiratsuka Jing has to inherit her mother. Industry, generation after generation, almost no one.

"I don't care, what are you thinking about? Aunt Zuo doesn't mean anything else. She helped me pull coal with enthusiasm before. Later... After eating ramen, it would get cold if I didn't eat it." Hiratsuka said As he spoke, he began to eat ramen, posing as if he did not answer.

"Eat the noodles, I happen to be hungry." Su Jie would only nod his head. In fact, even if Su Jie didn't say anything behind Hiratsuka Jing, it must have been Aunt Zuo who had never succeeded in pulling coal. No wonder people saw Su Jie just now. Eyes light up, with the look of seeing the world's miraculous puzzle solved.

It's just that Aunt Zuo found the wrong person in this matter. Su Jie did not sacrifice his life for justice, feed the tiger with his body, and solve the marriage of older single women for Japan. .

In the awkward atmosphere, both of them deliberately did not speak, and focused on the food in front of them.

Eating the hot ramen, Su Jie forgot about other things for a while and swallowed.

The boring graduation ceremony in the morning made Su Jie hungry. Although he added a lot of beef, Su Jie still ate the ramen without a drop, and his stomach was full.

On the other side, Shizuo Hiratsuka has already eaten the second bowl.

"Woman!" Su Jie smacked her lips, she had enough energy to eat and drink, she pulled her neck to look at Hiratsuka's still flat belly, pinched her chin, and thought to herself that she was so strong. This amount of food can be seen one or two. It is strange that eating this way can still maintain such a good figure. This long meat grows in the place where it should be, and the front is convex and the back is warped.

"What are you looking at?" Su Jie kept staring at him, Hiratsuka took a sip of the ramen, and then took a bite of the cooked beef. His big, bright eyes floated upward, and his delicate red lips were biting on the chopsticks, as if Su Jie straight The straight eyes looked a little awkward.

Su Jie wanted to laugh a little, and said, "It's okay, Hiratsuka-sensei must at least know how to cook when looking for a husband in the future, so that you can save money by supporting the teacher."

How could Shizuo Hiratsuka not hear these sarcastic words? He swallowed the food in his mouth, poked his chopsticks into the bowl, and said expressionlessly, "Is it abnormal for people who practice martial arts to eat a lot? I don't have a boyfriend for so many years. I also survived, do you think I'm living badly now?"

"I didn't mean it that way, I just think the teacher has a more genuine temperament." Su Jie touched his nose and saw Shizuo Hiratsuka grabbing the chopsticks into a fist, and said quickly, "Teacher, you should know that ordinary girls accompany the opposite sex to eat. They all eat very little, even if they can, they will hold back, pretending to be a lady, teacher you are different, frank and natural without any pretense, completely different from those coquettish bitches."

"Pretending to be a lady in front of you, my mind is not flooded."

Hiratsuka Jing chuckled, gave Su Jie a blank look and said, "It's not the first day you met me, do you know my temperament? Care about other people's eyes, how tired you are."

Shizuo Hiratsuka was right about what she said. Of the opposite sex she knew, apart from her father, Su Jie probably knew her best.

It is said that the person who knows you best is your mortal enemy, and this is all fought.

"So, there's a reason why you can't find your other half, teacher!" Su Jie sighed helplessly. Sometimes Su Jie would wonder, if Hiratsuka Shizuo had a boyfriend, would he calm down a bit?It would be great if there was no iron fist to punish you if you didn't drag yourself to make trouble all day long!

Chapter 330: I'm really not Shizuka Hiratsuka's boyfriend

"If that's the reason, then I'd rather stay single."

Hiratsuka Shizuo put down his chopsticks, put his arms on the table, and looked at Su Jie. She looked a little unhappy. After a few seconds of looking at each other, she shouted to the boss, "Aunt Zuo, bring four bottles of cold beer."

It is estimated that when it comes to Shizuo Hiratsuka's death point, the depression in her heart suddenly appeared, and often at this time, she would like to drink to relieve it.

"Aunt Zuo, don't take the wine." Su Jie stood up and shook his head, angrily said: "What wine to drink, you have to go to school to deal with affairs in the afternoon, what are you going to do when you are drunk?"

"Three bottles!" Hiratsuka Shizu raised three fingers.

Su Jie shook his head!

"Two bottles!" Hiratsuka Shizuo gritted his teeth.

Keep shaking your head.

"One bottle, I promise not to get drunk."

Su Jie was still about to shake his head, and when he saw that Hiratsuka Jing's eyebrows were upside down, he let go: "Okay, let's just drink one bottle, or I won't care if you get drunk."

Hiratsuka Shizu showed a smile and asked the waiter to bring beer, but Aunt Zuo shouted: "There is no more beer, Mr. Jing, and it's just sold out. There are some Japanese sake brewed at home. If Mr. Jing drinks it, I will give it to you. "

"Then thank you, I don't need to send it from Aunt Zuo. I'm so sorry, I'll buy it for how much." Hiratsuka Jing ignored Su Jie's stare and agreed with a smile.

"Mr. Jing, the Japanese sake is here. It's made by our family. The taste is very pure, but the number is a little high. You can drink it slowly." The waiter, Aunt Zuo's daughter, brought the wine up.

Hiratsuka took off the cork, poured out a cup, and said to Su Jie, "Would you like to drink it?"

"I'm not interested." Su Jie didn't like this, and shook his head to refuse.

Seeing Su Jie not drinking, Hiratsuka took a cup and drank and said coldly, "Su Jie, tell me, do I really have no female power?"

"You get drunk after just one sip. This is not like the Shizuka Hiratsuka I know. She won't complain like this. Forget it, it's not easy to see you, teacher. I'll talk to you about love classics and give you some guidance. , and see if you can increase the success rate of some blind dates."

Su Jie was a little inexplicable. The opposite Hiratsuka Jing seemed to be intoxicated by alcohol, so he had no choice but to enlighten her, and he would sacrifice his life to accompany the tigress.

"You are underage in your twenties, and you want to teach me about love?" Hiratsuka Jing laughed out loud, rubbed Su Jie's face with his jade hand, and said, "Do you know what love is? You dare to speak up and teach me. "

"At least you are better than you, teacher. If you don't believe me, let's start with the meal we just had."

Su Jie sneered, although he is not a lover, but it has to be compared with whom, Hiratsuka Jing is more confident than Su Jie.

"There's nothing to say. Being able to eat is a need for martial arts training. Years of habit can't be changed at once."

"But many men just look at the surface. Teacher, you go on a blind date with this mentality. It's strange if the success rate is high. It's just like after becoming boyfriend and girlfriend, the girl's paper will change back to her nature, and you should eat as much as you want. But teacher, haven't you succeeded in a blind date yet? Do you open your stomach and eat like now every time you go to a blind date?"

Su Jie frowned, and with Su Jie's understanding of Hiratsuka Shizuo, she would definitely do such a thing.

"So what? If you can't accept my point, it means it's not suitable to be together. Wouldn't it be better to see it earlier."

Su Jie couldn't help laughing. If he said that he had no experience in love, then Shizuo Hiratsuka was a love idiot.

Don't look at Shizuo Hiratsuka, who is a very shrewd person, but she treats love with a single tendon. This can be seen from her countless blind dates but none of them have been successful.

"You can't say it like this. Teacher, you said that you are going to go on a blind date. It is the first time that the two parties meet. It is very important to be preconceived. You expose your shortcomings from the beginning. Of course, I am not saying that your ability to eat is a disadvantage, but many men will think so, this The first impression is wrong, and everything you talk about afterwards is fake.

You said that if we change the way, for example, you make some changes, wait until the blind date successfully becomes the object, and then show that you can eat it, it will be much better, then the other party will also know your other advantages, some The shortcomings can be tolerated, male and female friends!In addition to the bottom line is mutual change and compromise, you say is not? "

Su Jie talked a lot, but Hiratsuka Jing remained indifferent. After Su Jie finished speaking, he said: "Don't always talk about others, then what do you think? Can I eat you?"

"Of course I won't, but this..." Su Jie was interrupted by Shizuo Hiratsuka before he finished speaking, and only listened to the other party's assertive words: "Isn't it worth it, isn't there anyone who can accept it? ?"

Su Jie's face was bewildered, and ten thousand grass and mud horses galloped past in his heart, and roared anxiously: "I am me and others are others, teacher, don't confuse me, I can't be your boyfriend, this can It is the same?"

Shizuo Hiratsuka only reacted, and blurted out for a while, confusing the logic, which could easily lead to misunderstanding by others, but also hurriedly defended: "I'm in a hurry, I mean, other than you, other men can't tolerate me. The flaws don't matter... no, what I want to say..."

After drinking, Hiratsuka's state of sobriety rapidly declined, and he was unable to concentrate. It was estimated that he was already half-drunk, and he was talking in a mess, but Su Jie hadn't noticed this yet.

Su Jie was already full of sweat, his calf was weak, and he had a stiff smile on his face, and he had the urge to run away.

Teacher, you are playing with me, I can't stand your surprise!will be fatal.

"Teacher, can we not make such a joke, stop drinking, okay? We are serious about dating, you..."

When Su Jie said it, he realized that something was wrong: "Hey, there seems to be something wrong. I was confused by you, teacher."

At this time, Aunt Zuo, who was a little noisy, just heard what Su Jie said, and her eyes widened immediately. The bottle of juice handed to the guests in her hand fell to the ground. people.

Immediately afterwards, Aunt Zuo seemed to think of something, patted Su Jie on the shoulder with a smile on her face, and suddenly realized: "Young man, it turns out that you two are really in love again, now I'm relieved, oh, are you afraid of Hejing? Is it bad for the exposure of the teacher-student relationship? I understand, I understand, young people! They always care about these worldly concepts and the strange eyes of outsiders. What should I be afraid of? It's fine, why should you care about other people's opinions, you, auntie, I'm not that kind of person, don't worry, I'll keep this matter a secret for you, and on the wedding day, I'll also go to congratulate you and witness the marriage of your young couple. ."

I don't know if Aunt Zuo usually doesn't have anyone to chat with her, but when she saw this gossip, she started talking nonstop, looking like she wanted to assist Su Jie, but in fact she didn't know it was digging a hole and burying people, neither of them were Wishful thinking.

Su Jie smiled wryly, stiffly, and innocently, shook his head and said, "Aunt Zuo, you really misunderstood, I, Mr. Hiratsuka, are really a pure teacher-student relationship, not in love!"

"I heard you say it just now. If there is any fake, you don't have to hide it from Aunt Zuo. I won't tell anyone else."

"It's different, it's different, I said something wrong just now." Su Jie's hair turned white, and he didn't know how to explain it to others.

"Same...not the same..." Someone interrupted next to him, turned his head to look, but Hiratsuka Jing's eyes were drunk and blurred, her cheeks were pink, and her sandalwood mouth was slightly open, and she was lying on the table as she spoke.

"It turns out that you were talking drunk just now, you bastard, you scared me." Su Jie patted his heart in fear, and almost didn't scare Su Jie's soul out just now.

Thinking about it carefully, it must be that this Japanese wine is really high in alcohol, and Shizuo Hiratsuka is invincible. It is estimated that after drinking and talking to Su Jie, he is no longer in the state, no wonder he said those nonsense.

Then Su Jie was extremely helpless. Looking at Shizuo Hiratsuka, who was already drunk, he was speechless for a long time: "This amount of alcohol is enough to pour in one cup. I really believe your evil and let you drink."

"The alcohol content is quite high, and the stamina is very strong." Aunt Zuo said, and then together with Su Jie, helped Hiratsuka Jing, saying: "I have a room to rest inside, let Teacher Jing lie in it for a while to sober up, you My little boyfriend, please accompany Teacher Jing and take good care of her, a beautiful and kind woman like Teacher Jing should know how to cherish it."

"I... I'm really not her boyfriend!" Su Jie wanted to cry but had no tears, but he was relying on himself, and he had nowhere to say.

He helped Hiratsuka Jing into the backstage of the ramen restaurant. The front of the ramen restaurant was the residence and the back was the residence. Aunt Zuo gave up her waiter daughter's bed to Hiratsuka Jing to rest. This means that Hiratsuka Jing and Aunt Zu were regular customers. Tsukasa is also a teacher at a nearby school, and Aunt Zuo can chat with Hiratsuka, so if other people would not have this treatment.

After laying down Hiratsuka Shizuo on the bed, Su Jie wiped the sweat from his head, not tired, but exhausted, always feeling that he was on a big job.

"Thank you Aunt Zuo. You are such a good person. I'll trouble you this time. I'll check out first."

"Mr. Jing often comes to me for dinner. I also like this kind teacher. Don't tell me if you are polite. If you take your wallet back, how can I still collect your money? As I said before, the two of you will be free today. , when I gave you a gift to the young couple, didn't I charge you money to smash my own sign? Take it back, take it back, you are underestimating Aunt Zuo's persistence as a person. "

Aunt Zuo said it for the sake of it, Su Jie offended people when he gave money, so he could only withdraw his wallet with a face down, and continued to make another defense: "Aunt Zuo, you don't want the money, but I am Hiratsuka. Teacher Jing is really not a lover, I won't talk nonsense about this kind of thing, I swear with my life."

"Young man, you are too ruthless, why are you cursing yourself like this? I know you are afraid of being known to affect Teacher Jing's reputation and work at school. Your hard-working auntie knows about it. You can let it go. In my heart, Aunt Zuo is not the kind of person who doesn't know how to measure, I will keep it a secret for you, if I leak it, you will tear down my ramen restaurant."

Aunt Zuo patted Su Jie on the shoulder, said understandingly, and finally looked at Su Jie with relief and sighed, "You are a good guy, now you are responsible, don't show off, and think hard about your girlfriend. There are very few young people, I am optimistic about your relationship with Teacher Jing, and you will be able to grow old together in the future."

Su Jie was completely petrified, and he really wanted to grab Aunt Zuo and shout, I'm really not Hiratsuka Shizuo's boyfriend!Aunt, you watch too many Korean dramas.

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Chapter 330 Two: People Are Hard to Break Down

Five p.m!

On the bed in the backstage of the Xiaozola Noodle Shop, Hiratsuka was lying on it. Because the white lab coat was too troublesome, Su Jie and Aunt Zuo had already helped her take it off and put it on the bedside. Now Hiratsuka is just wearing a small suit for ladies. The graceful figure hidden in the white coat appeared before him.

Su Jie sat on a small chair, taking care of Hiratsuka Jing, trying to make her lie on her side as much as possible, so as not to choke herself when she wanted to vomit. Fortunately, Su Jie's worry was unnecessary. Hiratsuka slept very peacefully, but It saved Su Jie a lot of trouble.