My 2d is Definitely Not Normal

"A student representative is invited below, Yukinoshita Yukino came to the stage to speak."

On the podium, the dry-mouthed principal finally put down the microphone contentedly. Although he has to give such a speech every year, he does not feel bored at all, and enjoys it so much every year.

In the auditorium, a tall and slender girl in a snow-white kimono with a beautiful face stepped onto the stage, it was Yukinoshita Yukino.

Yukinoshita Yukino, who was walking on the dais, looked around below. Just as she was about to speak, she quickly noticed Su Jie who was sleeping soundly, and she couldn't help but stare there.

Many students followed Yukinoshita Yukino's line of sight and found this situation, and snickered from below.

"This is the last day of our student life here. Please pay attention to your behavior and be a student."

Yukinoshita Yukino's face turned cold, and after saying this, he started his own speech.

Next, Ying Lili had already pushed Su Jie awake, and hated that iron was not steel: "Don't sleep, everyone is watching, you idiot."

"Hey, are you finished?" Su Jie rubbed his eyes and looked at him in a daze. He found that many people were laughing at him, and inexplicably touched their faces and muttered, "Why are they looking at me, don't they? I'm so attractive, it's a sin."

"Idiot, you are so handsome! People are staring at you while sleeping and watching jokes."

Ying Riri patted her forehead and thought to herself why she was sitting with this bastard, she felt so ashamed!

"Look over there, you're miserable." Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu, who had not spoken, pulled Su Jie's sleeve, pointed in the direction of the exit passage of the auditorium, and motioned Su Jie to look over.

Su Jie glanced at him, and his heart slowed for a beat. He saw Hiratsuka Jing wearing a white lab coat lined with a black lady's small suit, with his arms around his chest, staring at Su Jie and constantly turning his feet.

Seeing Su Jie looking over, Hiratsuka Jing showed a cold smile. Su Jie turned around quickly, pretending to be a good boy and listening intently.

After a difficult hour, the speakers on the podium changed several times, and finally the principal came to the stage again. This time, instead of talking nonsense, he picked up a graduation certificate and shouted: "Finally, let me We shouted Long Live Graduation, Long Live Youth, Long Live Dreams, Long Live Friendship, and wish everyone a bright and splendid life in the future. Our alma mater will always pay attention to and support you. Today you are proud of your alma mater, and tomorrow your alma mater will be proud of you.

Woohoo!Some girls with low tears have already whimpered and cried, and the cry infected many people, and some boys also wiped their tears.

"Long live freedom!" Su Jie raised his arms and laughed, heck, he's finally free.

Depend on!Su Jie's actions aroused many students' glaring eyes. When everyone was immersed in a sad atmosphere, you were the only kid who laughed and wanted to be beaten!

But there were also a lot of scumbags who were infected by Su Jie. They shouted long live freedom. The scene was full of chaos, crying and laughter.

Yukinoshita Yukino had a cold face and pouted quietly.

Behind him, Shizuo Hiratsuka had a dark face, his fists clenched, and there was an urge to punish him.

The principal on the stage smiled and touched his bald forehead. This last day was no longer difficult, and said, "The classmate I'm talking about next will come up and get the diploma, Tanimoto Ryo..."

Twenty minutes later, Su Jie took the graduation certificate from the principal, looked at the certificate with his photo printed on it, and the words: Su Jie, male, completed his high school studies in our school on June 10, 2000, Those who meet the graduation standards after examination are allowed to graduate.

There are also the student registration number, the school seal, and the principal's signature. This is Su Jie's high school graduation certificate.

Su Jie smiled happily as he squeezed the small notebook in his hand.

From now on, be free!

Chapter 320: Exercise plan

At noon, the graduation ceremony ended with a burst of warm applause. The students can go back to their respective homes and find their own mothers. If you want to stay in school and look for lost youth, no one will care about you, as long as you don’t get nervous and destroy it.

Walking out of the door of the ceremony platform, Su Jie walked briskly, and the wind was blowing under his feet, and everyone floated up.

"I forgot my surname when I got a graduation certificate." Ying Lili was speechless, a high school graduation certificate was just a piece of shit. She really didn't understand the feeling of being a scumbag, and she didn't understand the value of freedom.

"Let's separate here, our parents are still waiting for news." Xiazhiqiu Shiyu took out his mobile phone, handed it to Ying Lili, then pulled Su Jie to stand in front of the teaching building, and said, "Take a photo before you leave, To commemorate our high school career, you take a photo, Eiri."

Naturally, Xiazhiqiu Shiyu wrapped one arm around Su Jie's arm and hugged him, leaning on Su Jie's side, posing an intimate pose.

From a distance, Su Jie in a suit is tall and straight, while Shiyu of Xiazhiqiu is tall and beautiful, so they are a good match.

"You...you..." Ying Lili's face was expressionless, her cheeks were puffed up in annoyance, and she wanted to slap her phone on Su Jie's face.

Su Jie smiled bitterly, Xiazhiqiu Shiyu pinched Su Jie's chin and said, "Smile, are you not happy to take pictures with me? Huh?"

"Shoot, shoot whatever you want." Su Jie shook his body, showing his white teeth and smiling face, facing the phone camera.

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu smiled lightly. She was elegant and beautiful in a kimono, like a peony in full bloom.

"Adulter and prostitute..." Muttering, Eiri pressed the camera button to freeze the picture.

Then he shoved his mobile phone into Shiyu's hands, raised his delicate and smooth chin to Shiyu of the Hill of Xia, and said quite dissatisfiedly: "I took a photo with Su Jun, this time you will be the cameraman."

"Hey, take a picture, just take a picture, you're lying on top of me." Su Jie couldn't help laughing. He pulled Ying Lili from his body, who was trying to fight back. It's no longer a hug. It was because he wanted to fit in with Su Jie, and the petite and delicate Yingli Li was almost all attached to Su Jie.

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu didn't get angry, and said, "Accompany the children to make trouble, Su Jun, don't be too harsh."

"Little...child, your whole family is a child!"

Ying Lili became angry, this is too bullying, why should she be a child?Although she is not tall enough, Sawamura Spencer Eiri, but she is also 158 cm tall, so she looks like a child.

"Okay, take a picture." Kasumigaoka Shiyu pressed the shutter momentarily, and took a picture of Ying Lili's angry little tiger teeth.

When she got the phone and saw the effect, Yingli stomped her feet angrily, blaming herself for being too naive, how could she believe that this woman would take a good picture of herself.

"Okay, okay, let's find someone to take a photo again." Su Jie rubbed Ying Lili's little head and comforted the fried golden retriever, finally calming her down.

Looking for someone to help take pictures again, and finally Su Jie and Yingli Lixia Hill Shiyu took a group photo of the three of them, which was a successful conclusion of his high school trip.

The two girls who got the photo were satisfied, but the two girls in the last photo were glaring at each other, which made the final success quite twists and turns.

Afterwards, the two girls went home separately. Their family was also busy waiting for their news, graduation certificates, and celebration dinners. Su Jie separated from them at the school gate.

******

After leaving the school gate, Su Jie originally planned to find a place to eat, and then went directly to the Firefly Company. As a result, he saw a familiar figure on the side of the road, Hiratsuka Jing in a white coat.

"Teacher, what are you doing? Is it possible to wait for your boyfriend to pick you up? It's impossible." Su Jie hesitated for a while, then turned in which direction on his bicycle, and waved hello with a smiley face.

Hiratsuka turned his head and saw Su Jie's bicycle parked next to him, and was stunned for a moment. Usually, Su Jie saw that he was like a mouse and a cat. No response for a while.

But after all, he is not an ordinary person, and he was stunned for only two or three seconds. Shizuo Hiratsuka pursed his lips when he reacted, but did not get angry, and said, "Next time I am making fun of you, I will take you as my boyfriend, and I will find you nearby. Let's eat, and I'll go back to school to deal with some student files later."

Su Jie shuddered. When Hiratsuka Shizuo's boyfriend, do I still have my life?

Hiratsuka Jing's words were more effective than any threat. Su Jie immediately calmed down, with a smile on his face, patted the back seat of the bicycle, and said, "Let's go together, teacher, I'm also going to dinner, I'll treat you."

"Huh!" Hiratsuka Jing was extremely surprised, staring at Su Jie as if to see if this was a fake, before saying after a while, "Aren't you afraid of me?"

"Anyway, it's a teacher-student meeting. I still have this measure. Anyway, teacher, you won't be able to control me in the future. I have nothing to be afraid of."

Su Jie smiled, with a kind of free and easy to beat.

"Stinky boy, one day is a teacher and a lifelong father, why can't I control you?" Hiratsuka Jing stared, I don't know why hearing Su Jie say this, my heart is a little blocked.

"Well, teacher, I'm in a hurry, so I won't accompany you, let's go first." After hearing this, the co-author is not completely free yet!Su Jie found that the situation was different from what he thought, and rolled his eyes, wanting to turn around and run.

However, Su Jie's movements are still a little slow, and he doesn't think that Hiratsuka Shizuo is so easy to tease?There is no reason to go up to tease and pretend to be forced to leave safely, Su Jie's car was directly caught by Hiratsuka Shizuo.

"Teacher, don't mess around, I've graduated, and now I'm a free citizen, don't ask me to go to your office."

Su Jie is in a hurry, he can still play like this, even after graduation, he still cares about me.

Looking at Teacher Shizuo Hiratsuka, who was wearing a white coat and stopped in front of his bicycle, Su Jie looked around to see if there was any other place to escape.

"There is a saying that freedom is valuable, and life is more valuable. Have you heard this sentence?" Hiratsuka Jing squeezed his fists, facing the stern Su Jie and approached step by step.

This style of painting changes in seconds. On one side is the black long straight royal sister who is full of force, and on the other side is an ordinary otaku. If you fight, no matter how you look at it, you will be one-sided, and you will end up being abused.

"Teacher, you are threatening, right? Why do I meet such an unreasonable teacher!" Su Jie moved his bicycle and stepped back. If he hadn't known that it was faster than Hiratsuka, Su Jie would have turned around and ran. .

"Threats, do I still use threats against you?"

"In the public, what do you want to do, teacher?"

"Okay, I won't eat you again, is it necessary to be so afraid?"

"When tigers say they don't eat people, it's not because they really don't eat, but because they're not hungry yet."

"Oh, you mean I'm a tigress?"

"No, teacher, you are too sensitive."

Hiratsuka Jing patted Su Jie on the shoulder with a faint smile, sat on the back seat of the bicycle, and showed Su Jie the way: "Turn left ahead, where is a good ramen restaurant."

"Okay, I'll go, I'll go, teacher, please don't twist my waist, Xiao Zola Noodle House, right? I've eaten it a few times."

All the way to the ramen restaurant, there are quite a lot of customers in it, and the business of the school is basically not bad.

After ordering two large bowls of ramen, the waitress seemed to know Hiratsuka, and she was probably a regular customer. When she saw Hiratsuka, she smiled and said, "Teacher Hiratsuka, do you still add ten pieces of thick beef?"

Hiratsuka Shizuo nodded, and Su Jie added beside him, "Add five pieces of thick beef to me too."

"The appetite is on the rise! Not bad!" Hiratsuka Jing glanced at Su Jie and came to a conclusion.

"Teacher, does your definition of a man depend on the amount of food you eat?" Su Jie complained, and then explained: "I plan to work hard after graduation to develop a healthy physique, and now I will start to supplement nutrition. "

"It's a bit of an accident." Now Hiratsuka Shizu is really surprised. She knows Su Jie's situation. She used to be an otaku in high school, and then she had her own business, but she still went out to charge, and she was dead at home. The words of the body actually came out of Su Jie's mouth, which really made Shizuka Hiratsuka unbelievable.

"It's quite unexpected, but I have to do it! Now that my career is getting bigger and bigger, I'm getting busier and busier, and I'm gradually feeling overwhelmed. I may be busier in the future with things outside the home. Having a good health is the basic thing. It's about keeping my energy for other things."

Su Jie patted his face and rubbed it hard again, to wake himself up a little and tell Hiratsuka what he thought.

In fact, Su Jie has already made a decision about exercising. After all, he has his own career and his own circle of friends. Now he draws comics, writes novels, makes animations, and plays games every day. A lot of things are on him. , Su Jie is not easy, without a good physique, it is really easy to overwhelm the body, they say that the body is the capital of the revolution, until his dream is successfully realized and the ACG cultural industry develops, Su Jie is reluctant to let go, let alone. Before his own revolution was completed, he fell first.

In the past, it was because he went to school and he had to deal with his career and didn't have much time. Now that he graduated, Su Jie didn't plan to go to university, so he wanted to develop a revolutionary body.

Of course, there is another reason why Su Jie didn't say it to Hiratsuka Shizuo, and that is because the two girls, Shiyu and Asuna, neither of them are strong, so they probably can't bear it.

Although this matter has not been resolved yet, and I don't know what the result will be, Su Jie also made up his mind in advance. The so-called "suspicion of everything is upright, and if you don't hesitant, it is abandoned. That's the truth. Su Jie still learned something in school.

For the future, for the sake of sex, and for the sake of being slept with.

A good body requires a good waist, and a good waist requires a good kidney. Su Jie never fights unprepared battles.

ps: There are two more chapters in the evening!

Chapter 330: The Honest Teacher

"I support you if you have this heart. Exercise is a good thing. I used to be so bad that I couldn't stand a punch. It's time to make a change."

Hiratsuka Jing agrees with Su Jie's idea of ​​exercising, but it's just that Su Jie is so terrified, co-authoring with me to exercise is just getting a few punches from the teacher!It doesn't matter if my body is iron.

Seeing Su Jie's full of resentment expression, Hiratsuka Shizuo couldn't help laughing, and flicked his green jade finger on Su Jie's forehead, smiling like a flower: "Don't blame the teacher, I don't care about you in school, you still don't care. You know what Ye Cheng is like, just like in the auditorium today, what good things have you done yourself? If you are unscrupulous and no one cares, the sky will break it for you."

"Is this still good for me?" Su Jie gritted his teeth with black lines all over his forehead.

"Ramen is here." Hiratsuka Shizuo's eyes lit up at this time, and a meatball in a white chef's uniform came over.

With big thick legs, a round waist, and an apron around his waist, from a distance, it is really similar to what Su Jie described, and he is very happy when he looks at it.