Why do you feel so dirty?

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Chapter 79 Uncle Jiu's Chicken Is Missing

Russell happily drank the milk, and then started his work of cracking down on the evil forces. He wanted to completely rectify this unhealthy trend.

Early morning is for sleeping, and it is immoral and impolite to interfere with other people's sleep.

After a while, Russell snapped his fingers again, and the tortoise shell slowly fell from the sky and landed on the ground.

Erhei stood up staggeringly, his little paws tentatively stepped on the ground, and he couldn't even stand firmly.

As if he had forgotten how to walk, he swayed left and right, posing in strange poses.

Russell couldn't help but be amazed that Erha was definitely a master of martial arts in his previous life. Not only did he learn Taijiquan without a teacher, but he even learned drunken boxing.

Looking at this ecstasy posture, Wu Song probably won't be able to do it if he drinks eighteen more bowls.

Russell shook his head, didn't care about it, and started his journey of dry rice. Fried dough sticks and soy milk for breakfast are a perfect match.

Conditionally, I suggest two more meat buns.

Although Russell's cooking tastes better than theirs, he's lazy!

Is there something wrong?

Looking at the pitiful Erhei beside him, Russell thought about it and decided to train him well, but training also requires strength.

He was going to beat the dog with a meat bun, but he picked up the meat bun in his hand and was a little bit reluctant, took two bites, and then handed it to Erhei.

Erhei looked at the white dough and the little minced meat left, and lay down on the ground with a look of lovelessness.

Be human, don't be too Russell!

The mind is really small!

Russell doesn't care about it, he has a deep understanding of training children, and he must not be used to it, otherwise he will definitely go to heaven.

This experience comes from the experience of my mother in the previous life. As for the result of the experience, it is naturally him.

After breakfast, Russell sat on the stone table in the yard and started his diligent study time.

I didn't learn much, just a complete book of Maoshan spells.

How many are there?

There are only about three hundred pages and more than 800 symbols.

Russell looked at the thick Maoshan talisman and couldn't help but sighed. He also wanted to directly add points to the dark blue until it was full.

It's just a pity that a spell costs 100 points, and these [-] spells can basically make him go bankrupt.

According to Uncle Jiu, these spells are still elementary, and there are some powerful ones in them, but they are not the strongest.

The strongest is in Maoshan, in the Shangqing Cave of Maoshan.

There are the strongest Maoshan technique in it, calling the wind and calling the rain, spreading beans into soldiers, meditation spell, golden light spell and so on!

Russell suddenly felt that the future was bleak. When he finished kindergarten, he ended up with elementary school. After elementary school, he ended up with junior high school.

It's like the mountain of books has a way to break its leg, and the sea of ​​learning has no boundaries and drowns people!

The previous life was learning, and learning made my mother happy!

Now is learning, learning makes the master happy!

Russell thought about his initial dream, first set a small goal, to become the president of Huaxia, punch the old beauty, beat the dog, kick the polar bear, rule the world, known as Russell the Great.

Of course, it was just that they were not beaten by the society. Later, Russell’s requirements were very low, and a house was enough. I heard from my brothers and the others that there was a lot of social pressure outside, and their dream was to have a house of their own.

This is just past lives.

But now, Russell only has one small goal, to learn Maoshan technique well, become a master of Maoshan, and become a new generation of Maoshan celestial master.

This is the master's dream, and naturally it is Russell's dream. Russell has seen the master staring at the portrait of Maoshan Patriarch lost in thought more than once.

Especially recently, Uncle Jiu has been meditating and practicing, and he is rarely seen free. He was not like this before.

Russell thought about it, maybe he was too genius and stimulated the master.

Well, that should be it.

He opened the Maoshan Encyclopedia of Talismans, ashamed to say, he had read it for three days, and he was still reading the first page.

It's not that he can't remember, Russell always feels it is very simple, but his two senior brothers Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai can't remember, Russell is a little suspicious, is he remembering too little?

When studying, time always flies by.

Before I knew it, it was night, and even after studying for a day, Russell still felt refreshed.

He took off the innocence spell on himself, this thing is definitely much better than the sage model.

With a pure heart, no desires and no desires, the learning efficiency is called a lever.

"Clap clap clap."

There was a rush of footsteps, and Russell subconsciously held the milk on the table in his arms. He felt a little unsafe, so he gulped it into his mouth.

"Little brother, little brother, it's bad!" Wen Cai's familiar voice came, "Master's chicken is gone."

"puff!!"

Russell didn't swallow a mouthful of milk, and spit it all out.

Wen Cai panicked, "What to do, what to do, master cares so much about Xiao Hei on weekdays, and he has been raising him for ten years, why didn't he come back today?"

It turned out to be Xiao Hei, I thought it was the chicken.

Russell looked at the milk on the ground, then at Wencai, his face was full of resentment, why didn't he finish his sentence?

He looked around carefully, and there was indeed no sign of Xiao Hei, which was a bit of a surprise, since it was dark, and the chickens he raised knew how to return to their nests.

Among other things, Xiao Hei will definitely know and come back. Since Russell can remember, it has never spent a day outside, and has always been in its own den.

Because there is a wife in the nest.

Russell pondered for a moment, where did this blackie go?

He wasn't worried about Xiao Hei's safety. This guy's combat power was much stronger than Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng's, far surpassing the strength of a dog and reaching the strength of a wolf.

"Junior brother, don't you know the paper crane technique of finding people?"

It was rare for Wen Cai to have a flash of thought, "Just fold a paper crane and follow the paper crane to find it, wouldn't Xiao Hei be a success?"

Ok.

you're right.

Russell looked at the chicken feathers on the ground, and fell silent for a moment. A group of old hens in the distance were belching and belching, and they seemed to have noticed that Xiao Hei hadn't come back.

It seemed that Wen Cai was really going to pick up the chicken feathers on the ground with the lantern, and if he found it, he would really be called a ghost!

Russell sighed helplessly, "Senior brother, don't flip over, Xiao Hei doesn't shed hair, you can find some copper coins."

Xiao Hei hasn't shed his hair for several years. As for how Russell knew, he had heard of a quill pen, but he hadn't seen a chicken quill pen before, so he just wanted to try it.

That day, Russell tried his best to nurse, but he still didn't pluck a single hair from Xiao Hei. He clearly remembered Xiao Hei's contemptuous eyes that day.

Wen Cai responded, and ran directly into the back room, and came out again after a while. Russell had already prepared the tortoise shell, and was waiting for Wen Cai's copper coins.

As soon as he looked up and found the copper coin sword in Wen Cai's hand, he fell silent immediately.

This is Uncle Jiu's precious lump, a first-class magic weapon, and it is the standard equipment for his Taoist priests.

Russell looked at Wencai and said quietly, "Brother, I don't know if the master's chicken can be found or not, but with this copper coin, I think your chicken must be gone."

By the way, where did Xiao Hei go?

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Chapter 80

At this time Wencai was holding a copper coin sword in his hand, and he didn't know the seriousness of the matter.

Until a cold snort came from behind!

Luo Su sniggered, only to see Uncle Jiu with his face full of black lines standing behind Wen Cai, and Xiao Hei standing on Uncle Jiu's shoulder with air, looking at Russell with trepidation.

As if to say something.

Little kid, hit me if you have the ability!

Uncle Jiu also just came back, he just glanced at the tortoise shell in front of Luo Su, and then at the copper coin sword in Wen Cai's hand, and guessed it was close to ten.

But he didn't blame Wencai, because after so many years, he was used to Wencai's cheating father, no, cheating master.

Instead, Uncle Ninth glared at Luo Su. Wen Cai was not very smart in the first place, so he played tricks on him like this.

"Master, master, has the bewitched person been rescued?"

Seeing Uncle Jiu glaring at him, Russell rolled his eyes and hurriedly changed the topic.

Just in the morning, someone hurriedly asked Uncle Jiu to go over. It was heard that the man in the village had been possessed by a demon and had been in a deep sleep.

"Ah."

Uncle Jiu had a strange expression on his face, and he also responded. He reached out to Wen Cai, took the copper coin sword in his hand, and then instructed, "Go to the pharmacy to get some herbs, and mix them as usual."

Wen Cai was taken aback, looked at the sky, and couldn't help asking in doubt, "Master, it seems a little early to drink the aphrodisiac medicine now, right?"

Aphrodisiac?

As usual?

Russell's little ears instantly pricked up. This was big news. It turned out that Uncle Jiu was secretly using aphrodisiacs.

No wonder old Chen Tou asked Uncle Jiu for a prescription for strengthening yang.

Seeing the little apprentice looking at him like this, Uncle Jiu blushed, and slapped Wen Cai on the head directly, "Go, where are you talking so much!"

Wen Cai's face was full of grievances, what did I say wrong again?

Uncle Jiu rolled his eyes, looked at Luo Su who was smiling but not smiling, and couldn't help coughing, "This is not what I use, your master!"

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