I'm Trying My Best to Add Some Cultivators in the World of Ninth Uncle

Why hang yourself?

Russell's heart felt a little uncomfortable because he was blocked, obviously he was almost there, and obviously he could have the best of both worlds.

Why is this happening?

Qiu Sheng stopped talking immediately, he suddenly realized that he had done something as stupid as Wen Cai.

Wrong word!

Uncle Jiu came in from the outside, with his right hand on his chest and his left behind his back, looking at the depressed Russell with a hint of relief in his eyes.

He reached out and touched Russell's head, comforting, "Don't be sad, just do your best, and remember to do it more satisfactorily next time."

Uncle Jiu sighed again, "The world is suffering, and it would be a bad thing to leave. Come with me in the afternoon and do a ritual for them. I hope they will still be husband and wife in the next life."

Although it was a wish, Uncle Jiu was full of confidence. He had accumulated such a long time of virtue, so he still gave some face.

The advent of what love is?

Zhizhi teaches that life and death go hand in hand.

Good people should be rewarded as much as possible, Uncle Jiu sighed and shook his head, his own morality was a little less.

Forget it, don't care, anyway, I still can't die now, keep saving.

Just let the little apprentice be happy!

Chapter 78 Remember You Are A Dog

"Good brother!"

"Wang Wang Wang!"

"Squeak!"

Russell yawned and walked out of the house. The beautiful day ended when he heard Xiao Hei's barking.

It's fine for Xiao Hei to scream, he's a chicken.

But Erhei also barked, you are a dog, you can't embarrass your ancestor Xiaotiangou!

In response to Brother Xun's words, the dog at the head of the village barked, and the other dogs also barked for some unknown reason.

The key point is that Xiao Hei is a chicken and Er Hei is a dog. How did they chat together?

Russell has always been curious about the content of the two chats.

"Have you eaten Sarah?"

"Eat, eat."

"Are you asleep?"

"Sleep, sleep."

Russell looked at the sky, and the dog rooster barked in advance again, it's really a dog!

He looked at the chicken and the chicken, with a look of displeasure. Ever since these two guys found out that they yelled every morning and Russell got up, they had to yell half an hour in advance every day.

After waking up, I can’t go back to sleep, because the quilt has a great seal, which is fine in summer, but the effect is super doubled in winter, and the whole morning is gone.

The cock crowing and the dog barking early in the morning caused Russell to lose another hour of sleep, which was an hour of meeting Zhou Gong's wife!

hateful!

Russell hated it very much. In the face of such evil forces that disturb the people, we must severely crack down on it, deal with it seriously, and eliminate harm for the people.

He thought of the delicious chicken pot and the spicy dog ​​meat hot pot, and couldn't help but licked his lips.

Well, yes, to eliminate harm for the people! !

Russell showed a smile at the corner of his mouth, and the little black chicken thief in the distance rolled his eyes and realized that something was wrong just in time.

not good!

This little dog pouted his ass, and it didn't look good at first glance.

Slip away, slip away.

With one wing, the little black chicken charged outside like a fighter jet. For so many years, it has already known this little dog like the back of its hand.

Especially recently, I practice with a piece of yellow paper every day, and the key is to use it as an experiment.

It's so deceiving, you don't treat me like a human being!

Xiao Hei was getting old fast, and Er Hei was still grinding his claws on the ground, not realizing the seriousness of the matter.

As soon as it looked up, it found a serious problem.

Where's the chicken?

Erhei's eyes were blank.

Immediately afterwards, it felt its neck tighten, and it was lifted up directly, and a familiar face appeared in front of it, smiling wretchedly.

Do not do this!Brother Russell!

After an indescribable scene, Russell finally nodded with satisfaction.

Seeing a tortoise shell floating in front of him, Russell couldn't help but sigh with emotion when he mentioned this thing, Master Uncle is really awesome.

This tortoise can become bigger and smaller, rounder and thicker, and more importantly, it can fly. Not only can it be used as a shield to withstand attacks, but it can also be used as a weapon.

With such a hard tortoise shell, it can directly call on the human head, "Eat my bastard shell!"

Russell curled his lips. The picture is so beautiful that he can't even imagine it. How could he do such a thing that would damage his image?

Russell secretly kept it in his heart, when he grows up and fights with others, he will use bastard shells on other people's heads, and it is best to get some quicklime.

perfect!

But now.

Russell touched his chin, and looked at Erhei with malicious eyes. Xiaohei ran away, so he could only teach Erhei a good lesson.

If you don't sleep early in the morning, shit, you!

Erhei stood alone on the tortoise shell like this, cautiously poked out the dog's head towards the bottom, and then retracted it in an instant.

The four legs slipped, and it moved extremely nimbly. The four legs hugged the entire tortoise shell, as if it was his own wife, and it dared not let go.

The small eyes have become unlovable.

"Hum hum!"

Russell snorted coldly, didn't want Er Hei to pretend to be wronged, pretend to be pitiful, and tease him with Xiao Hei?

Don't you know that I, Luo, have small minds?

As soon as he rubbed his thumb and middle finger, he snapped his fingers, and the tortoise shell began to shake, Erhei's four claws gripped tightly.

"Three two one, take off!"

The tortoise shell shook instantly and flew towards the sky. Russell looked at it with satisfaction. This was the first human-made rocket to ascend to the sky, and it was simply a historic moment.

Xiao Hei on one side of the roof was still resting, looking leisurely at the backyard on the other side, where his harem beauties were leisurely catching bugs, or dressing themselves up.

Xiao Hei suddenly had great ambitions in his heart, and couldn't help but want to sing a song, "This is my country, this is my world!"

"call!"

A sound of wind blew past its back, almost frightening Xiao Hei into flying. When Xiao Hei turned the chicken's head, the chicken's eyes stared straight away.

I saw Erhei flying even higher than it.

Xiao Hei was stunned, and the two wings couldn't help rubbing his bean-sized corns, what the hell!

It thinks that it is Zhuge Liang, but in the face of such a situation, it suddenly feels that it is Zhuge.

Xiao Hei glanced down, saw the smirk on Russell's face, and suddenly tightened his ass, it really was this little dog who did it!

Alas!

It's terrible!

It spread its wings and flew towards the outside of the house. The family didn't want to wait!

I'll come back when Uncle Jiu comes back at night.

At this moment, Wencai walked over with a bowl of milk and a few steamed buns and fried dough sticks, which was Russell's breakfast.

He watched Russell standing in the middle of the yard with his head looking at the sky, and he couldn't help but looked up curiously.

It's amazing to see, good guy, there is a flying bastard in the sky!

Wen Cai was startled, he didn't turn his head for a moment, his left foot tripped over his right foot, and almost fell down.

She's fine, but the milk in her hand is shaking a little.

Russell couldn't help crying, "Ah, my milk!"

Regardless of past life or present life, he has the habit of drinking milk. It may be a habit developed under the supervision of teachers in school. Now he still likes to drink milk.

To be honest, I really don't blame him for this, but blame the milk for being so delicious.

In order to snatch Russell's custody right back then, Uncle Nine specially made careful preparations. He browsed through various prescriptions for invigorating the kidney brought from Maoshan, and realized a shocking secret recipe from them.

Milk with sugar!

It can not only remove the fishy smell of milk, but also increase the sweetness.

Little Russell was coaxed by a bowl of milk back then to become the closed disciple of Uncle Nine!

Wen Cai quickly stuffed the bowl into Russell's hand. Russell looked at the milk that was obviously missing by half, and curled his mouth.

He looked at his senior brother and could only hum.

What a pit!

Wen Cai was so embarrassed that he didn't know what to say, so he could only watch and watch, trying to find something to change the subject.

"Little brother, you are playing chicken again!"

Wen Cai said it habitually, because every morning the junior brother had to fight with Xiao Hei, the tortoise shell flew too high, he couldn't see clearly, he thought it was Xiao Hei on the tortoise shell.

Russell: ??????