At this time, Uncle Jiu was burning incense on the portrait of the patriarch in the room, when he suddenly felt a chill behind his back and shivered all over.

Where is the little thief plotting against me?

Chapter 313 Spider

"Little Er, Xiao Erlang, carry your schoolbag to school..."

Russell was humming a ditty, and as soon as he opened the door, he saw Uncle Jiu doing Bagua boxing in the yard.

"Oh, master, you got up so early today!"

Seeing the courteous Russell, Uncle Jiu stopped directly and coughed dryly, "Hey, I have something else to do, I'll go out first."

Based on his understanding of this brat, what bad idea does this brat have!

It's better to slip first.

Before he could go far, a long black hook stretched out from the room, directly tied Uncle Jiu's waist, and turned him back.

The hook was so powerful that even Uncle Jiu accidentally got hit by it, flying backwards until he fell into someone's arms.

As soon as Uncle Jiu raised his head, he had a hulking back, a big black beard, and a fierce look. It was simply that Black Zhang Fei was alive!

"..."

"Russell!!!"

With a roar, Luo Su poked his head out of the door with a smile, "Master, how about my Zhong Kui piercing?"

This is Zhong Kui?

Uncle Jiu looked at the fierce-looking man who looked like a reincarnated black Zhang Fei, and then looked at the portrait of Zhong Kui by the wall, and fell into deep thought.

It seems to be so similar.

"No, why is Zhong Kui wearing a hook on his hand?"

"Doesn't Zhong Kui have a hook?"

"Take it?"

"Oh, it turns out that I remembered wrongly."

Russell's sudden realization made Uncle Jiu speechless.

With a struggle, he jumped out of Zhong Kui's arms, and got rid of the shy princess hug.

Russell blinked, "It's not like we're all going on a long trip, I'm more worried that something will happen to the brothers at home."

He pointed to the white paper bamboo sticks in the corner, "I used them to fold a paper Zhong Kui, which is invulnerable to swords and guns, not afraid of water and fire, and added a hook for souls, very powerful!"

Having said that, Uncle Jiu was shocked.

He took a closer look, and found that the paper figurine in front of him was extremely black, faintly reflecting a cold metallic luster.

Gently flicking it with the hand, the next moment, that Zhong Kui actually made a sound as clear as gold and iron.

It seems that this is not a paper man at all, but an iron man and a bronze man.

Uncle Jiu looked a little surprised, "Is this copper skin and iron bones?"

If you change your name, just call him.I believe in Bean Soldiers!

Russell nodded. He did it all night yesterday in order to prepare for a long trip.

This Zhong Kui is incomparably hard, and it is not afraid of water or fire, so it can be used for remote control.

The left hand hooks the soul rope, and the right hand absorbs the soul gourd.

When Zhong Kui hooked his hand, all the demons and ghosts entered the gourd!

"There is something!"

Uncle Jiu couldn't help but nodded in relief. It seems that Russell is still thinking about it, at least he doesn't have to worry about his family.

But when he changed the subject, his face became a little unkind.

I saw Uncle Jiu pointing to something on the roof, and said word by word, "Come on, tell me, what is this?"

I saw a huge spider entrenched on the roof.

It doesn't matter to spiders, even spider demons, Uncle Nine has encountered quite a few.

But what's the matter with your dense pile of legs?

Russell suddenly realized, "You said that, that is my newly developed mount."

"Mountain version of the one hundred and eight-legged mountain spider!"

"Aren't we going to go far away? The roads outside are not easy to walk. Many of them are mountain roads. If we do this, we can climb the mountains directly, like walking on flat ground."

Russell was proud, "This is the best choice for traveling at home, killing people and stealing goods."

With one hundred and eight legs and a leap of more than ten meters high, no matter what kind of cliffs or rough mountain roads they are, he can walk on flat ground without any effort.

The donkey friends of later generations are all crying.

Uncle Jiu was taken aback, and felt comforted in his heart. Little Russell had finally grown up, became sensible, and all he did was human affairs.

But before he was happy, Russell changed the topic, his eyes drifted, and he said mysteriously, "This thing can turn into a spider at night."

Seeing his wretched appearance, Uncle Jiu suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart.

"What is a spider?"

"Ah, it's a kind of one that can warm the bed at night. I set it up specially, don't worry, those legs are white and long, absolutely hairless, and they still get hot!"

"..."

"Ah, master, what are you bending over for?"

"It's okay, I'm looking for where is my three-meter-long sword."

"..."

……

"Everyone should pay respects sincerely!"

It is noon, when the sun is shining high and the yang energy is strong.

Uncle Jiu led a group of people to the tomb of Old Master Ren, busy moving the grave.

But this time, Master Ren was very honest. He didn't question what Uncle Jiu said.

Uncle Jiu looked at the grave, and secretly scolded some brat in his heart. He didn't know how to clean up his grave after using up his grave.

Looking at the old man Ren who had been turned into dry bones and had all his yin energy sucked away, he had been vaguely turned into sand and soil, he was almost sucked dry!

Uncle Jiu pondered for a while, and began to fool Master Ren in a serious manner. The bones are gone, and the grave is still moved?

But he also took a look, the old man's cemetery is a rare treasure of geomantic omen, just a little bit of water.

Three feet four feet long, only four feet can be used, and one foot three feet wide, only three feet can be used. The coffin cannot be buried flat, but can only be hidden by the law.

If it is used well, the fortune of future generations will be continuous and prosperous from generation to generation.

If it is not used well, it will lose money every year, and its children and grandchildren will be cut off.

Uncle Jiu spoke in detail, and the master Ren who spoke directly slapped his thigh in admiration, with a face full of remorse, and called him a god.

This is exactly the same as the situation of his Ren family in these years.

Ever since his father was buried, the Ren family's business has been worsening day by day. Fortunately, the family was rich back then.

However, the big family in the provincial capital has declined into a small expensive family in Renjia Town.

Don't mention anything else, just mention the one surnamed Li, the one surnamed Huang, and the little brother surnamed Luo, one after another, their business is more prosperous than him.

Moreover, he also gave birth to a daughter, Master Ren's face was full of remorse, didn't he answer that sentence, cut off his children and grandchildren!

Uncle Nine!It's really a fairy!

On this side, Master Ren kept complimenting Uncle Jiu.

On the other hand, Luo Su kept bewitching Qiu Sheng.

"Brother, are you old or young?"

Qiu Sheng was taken aback for a moment, then nodded without knowing why.

Russell suddenly hated iron and steel, "You are almost 19, and you haven't even touched a woman's hand. At your age, other children can make soy sauce!"

Qiu Sheng wanted to refute, but he was speechless.

People at his age, fifteen or sixteen years old, immediately ask for a wife, but he, but he, has been single for 19 years...

"Do you want women or not?"

Qiu Sheng's old face flushed, and he secretly looked at Uncle Jiu, his hands flustered.

Russell hooked his shoulders directly, with a mysterious expression on his face, "Brother, I will give you a wife, do you want it?"

"what?"

Chapter 314 It's Not Negotiable

If someone introduces you to someone, do you agree, or agree, or agree.

Qiusheng faced this choice.

He thought about the three options in his mind, hesitated for a second, and chose the third one.

But looking at the little junior brother smiling, the sequelae of being tricked by him since childhood suddenly reappeared.

Qiu Sheng opened his mouth and asked cautiously.

"Is the woman on time?"

"On time!"

"Is it big?"

"Big!"

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