I'm Trying My Best to Add Some Cultivators in the World of Ninth Uncle

Master Ren quickly waved his hand, and pointed at the paper figurines in the corner with great embarrassment, "My father is getting old, burning the paper figurines, isn't it a little..."

Isn't it a joke to say this?

"Old Master Ren is lonely down there, it's normal to burn a paper figurine."

Russell glanced at Mr. Ren, "Aren't you afraid that Mrs. Ren will come to you in the middle of the night and call you an unfilial son?"

Master Ren was startled and waved his hands in a panic.

"Actually, it's okay to find you in the middle of the night, but I'm afraid, and I asked you to send it down in person!"

Send it down personally, isn't this a dead person?

Master Ren was a little panicked, and hurriedly wiped the sweat from his forehead with his sleeve.

"Don't worry, I'll arrange the sale for you. If Mrs. Ren is dissatisfied, you can ask him to come to me, and I can solve it with a slap."

Russell is short of energy points right now, just a zombie.

"what?"

"I'm wrong, my ancestors inherited the paper repairman, don't talk about women, even if the old man wants a man, it's fine."

"what?"

Master Ren immediately swallowed his saliva and panicked.

This little guy seems a little out of order!

Chapter 312 This is a Toy for Adults

"Master, what are you doing looking at me all the time?"

Russell stood in the yard, and not far away, Uncle Jiu looked at him with a strange expression, his eyes were inexplicably disgusted.

This look made his heart a little hairy.

Uncle Jiu didn't answer.

Russell had no choice but to carefully move towards his room step by step, "Master, Master Ren has already bought the paper binding, and the grave can be moved tomorrow."

"Ah."

Uncle Jiu didn't move his eyelids, he just snorted lightly.

Not right.

Absolutely not right.

Russell always felt that there was a vague murderous aura in the yard.

With an awkward smile on his face, he changed the subject very cautiously, and waved at the little zombie in the distance, "Little zombie, come here quickly, I'll take you to dinner."

The little zombie is addicted to eating tomatoes, which can suppress his thirst for blood.

But Luo Su never expected that a trick that Bai Ling tried a lot on weekdays would not work today.

The little zombie shook his head, and hid directly behind Uncle Jiu, grabbing Uncle Jiu's Taoist robe with two small paws, and poked his head.

The little expression was extraordinarily agile, with a gloating look on his face, no doubt he got some inside information!

This little heartless person doesn't know how to tell your senior brother me in advance.

I'm always so good to you, woo woo woo.

"On a certain day of a certain month and year, the little zombie took pleasure in other's misfortune, and I have someone write it down!"

Looking at Uncle Jiu's expression, Luo Su's eyes wandered, and he felt apprehensive, what's wrong?

The next moment, he understood.

I saw Uncle Jiu glanced at the hall, and could vaguely see the figures of two people.

It seems to be two women.

It looks enchanting, with a sign of great danger, and it is very beautiful.

It was none other than Yan Lingji and Medusa.

Luo Su slapped his head fiercely. He had just finished pretending in front of Master Ren, and let these two come back with something. Oh, I accidentally let the master see it.

"master……"

"move slowly!"

Uncle Jiu snorted softly, "You still know how to call me Master?"

He pointed to the hall, and said earnestly, "Russell, let me tell you, you are so good at making paper figurines, don't do it again next time!"

"what?"

Do I want to tell you, your master, did I get scared when I saw two women enter the Yizhuang just now?

Uncle Jiu didn't notice it at a glance just now, but when he opened the door, he saw two smiling women walking in, saying they were Russell's friends.

Seeing that charming, familiar look, Uncle Jiu was almost shocked.

He thought it was because Luo Su had provoked a love affair outside, and he was looking for him! !

I'm a ghost, I'm scared to death as a teacher.

No matter which old father he was, he didn't want his children to be old sea kings, and Uncle Jiu was the same even if he was a cultivator.

But when he found out that the two were paper dolls, his old face blushed even more.

Well, as a master, he can't even see through the paper figurines of his apprentices...

Uncle Jiu's eyes drifted, and he talked nonsense in a serious manner, "Russell, you are no longer a child, don't make any more paper figurine wives."

As he spoke, he pondered for a while, "Even if it's pierced, it shouldn't be so pretty."

The tie is so beautiful, he always feels a little weird when he thinks about his sister Lian, like a village girl in the country.

No, no, how could my beloved Lianmei be a village girl?

"So it's this one!"

Russell nodded without knowing why. It turned out that the master was worried that his piercing was too human-like and would scare people.

He waved his hands, "Don't worry, master, I'm not a child anymore, these are toys for adults."

As he said that, Luo Su's eyes were a little weird. Uncle Jiu looked at it, but he couldn't tell what was weird.

"Master, let me tell you, this thing will definitely be liked by many people in the future, and it will be very precious."

Russell said earnestly, "Paper-making people must have a better future than cultivating Taoism. Future figures like this one will definitely be worth more than 100 yuan in the future!"

"100 yuan to buy this?"

Uncle Jiu shook his head in disbelief, 100 yuan can marry several real men.

What's the use of buying this fake one, you can't speak, and you can't have children.

He shook his head, and directly slapped Russell, who brought his face close to him, with disgust on his face.

"Sleep and sleep, wake up early tomorrow morning, leave here after moving the grave, your personality is too similar to that person."

Uncle Jiu sighed with emotion, put his hands behind his back, and wandered back to his room.

What about the young people nowadays, why do they think so strangely?

"Why is my lovely paper doll wife so disgusted?"

Russell lowered his head and muttered, if it was placed in later generations, his house full of figurines, the paper figurine wife does not know how many people it would attract.

Who can sing, dance, rap, play basketball, or dance? No matter which one is used, at least one hundred thousand likes can be exchanged.

"Could it be that master likes men?"

"Or, Master likes to be more powerful?"

Russell touched his chin, looked at the closed door of the master, his eyes narrowed slowly, and a wicked smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"Crench!"

A strange sound came from behind, Russell turned his head abruptly, and saw the little zombie sneaking up and down the mountain.

Seeing this little guy, Russell smiled even more happily.

Taste the love from senior brother! !

……

"Ah, don't move around!"

Russell put his left hand on the little zombie's shoulder, and smiled extraordinarily gently, "Everyone will go through this step."

The little zombie's eyes were wide open, his hands covered his mouth, and he kept struggling there.

"Oh, it's just women's clothing. Look, how cute you are in a little skirt."

Russell got a mirror out of nowhere, and in the mirror, the little zombie was wearing a pink dress, with white powder rubbed on his face, the powder was dripping, very cute.

His small eyes revealed a kind of confusion, disbelief and lovelessness?

Well, it doesn't matter.

"Pretty, I think the master has dressed as a woman before, and you look much better than the master."

Russell bent his fingers, and directly gave the little guy a brain collapse, gave him a love education, and let him go.

The little zombie ran away, and Russell laughed wildly behind his back.

women's clothing.

There are always only zero times and countless times, hahahahaha!

"Speaking of which, the master likes men and mighty ones. It's not impossible to do this."

"It's rare that the master has a hobby, so I must satisfy it."

Russell turned his head and looked directly at the material in the corner, with a sly smile in his eyes.

Men, if you say no, you definitely want it in your heart.

I understand, I understand.