When you are 100 years old and can no longer walk, I am still 20 years old, jumping around in front of you every day.
When I was 21 years old, the grass on your grandson's grave was already very tall. I was very loyal and planted a tree on it.
When I was 22 years old, I said that I had a life-long relationship with my grandparents, that I had a good relationship with your great-granddaughter for a hundred years, and that I was extremely admired.
Russell's heart was moved immediately. If he got this thing and let Deep Blue deduce it, he would be ashamed to be named Luo if he didn't live a human being for 5000 years!
"cough."
Russell coughed lightly, and rubbed his index finger and thumb together, wanting to ask for that legal science.
He likes tortoises the most, didn't you see that he is wearing tortoise shells all over his body, tortoises are simply the best.
Chen Laogou suddenly realized, slapped his head fiercely, and said very politely, "I understand, I understand, wait a minute."
As he spoke, he took out a whistle from under his tattered clothes, and blew sharply.
A strange melody came out, and he immediately called out, "Come out, my phoenix!"
For a long time, there was nothing in the sky.
Chen Laogou couldn't help scratching his head, "Maybe he slept for too long this time, the phoenix must have slept to death."
"But I still have a mount, I'm giving it to you, boss!"
He whistled fiercely, the melody was sharper than before, "Come out, my mount, Iron Headed Dragon King!"
In an instant, billows appeared in the river in the distance, and a 50-meter-long behemoth slowly appeared below the surface of the river.
The old sailors on the ship were all trembling, and the harpoons in their hands were so frightened that they fell on the board of the ship, and they looked at the black figure in horror.
"Yes, it is!"
"Dragon... Dragon King!"
"Dragon King of the Yangtze River!"
There was a huge sound of water breaking, and a huge fish head floated out of the Yangtze River.
The fish's head was covered with thick and hard scales, some of which protruded into awl-like shapes, with black mud and dark green aquatic plants hanging on them, making it look particularly hideous.
The scales are smooth and shiny, with silver light shining faintly, and there are thick and sharp thorns growing on the back of the strange fish, like sharp knives one after another.
Around the big boat surrounded by strange fish, the huge body saw the people on board trembling, and their legs were a little unsteady.
Luo Su looked at the iron-headed dragon king with a strange expression, turned his head and gave Chen Laogou a thumbs up.
"You're awesome!"
Using the Chinese sturgeon as a mount, Chen Laogou is probably No. 1, it is really too much punishment.
However, the 30-meter-long Chinese sturgeon is a bit too big, but I don't know how it tastes.
Chapter 216 Tomb Raiders Are Professionals
Although Russell had heard that the Chinese sturgeon was very delicious, but due to the attention of the legendary supreme river crab god, he decided to be honest for a while.
As long as I change the wild ones into domesticated ones and change the name, it is not a Chinese sturgeon, and the law can't sanction me.
Russell licked his lips quietly. It was not he who said the arrogant words, but someone surnamed Luo who said them.
Either in sentencing, or on the way to sentencing.
And the gigantic iron-faced Dragon King swimming happily around the boat didn't know that he had escaped a catastrophe at this time, and a certain brat was coveting its body.
It kept swimming, extremely happy, because it had not heard this familiar whistle for many years.
Its small brain is a little puzzled, why is this person so strange, it took a long, long time to show up two or three times?
At this time, the vast river was rolling with waves, and Li's boat was rocking on it, Chen Laogou's face was covered with cold sweat.
He remembered that his family's dragon king was only one meter long, and he only called it the Iron Face Dragon King jokingly.
Looking at the behemoth constantly circling in front of him, Chen Laogou didn't know how many times it was silent.
"cough!"
Just when he was at a loss, Russell coughed, and the Seven Star Sword in his hand reflected light under the sunlight, "My sword, I just don't know if it's sharp or not, and I want someone to try it out."
As he said that, his eyes rolled over without a trace, making Chen Laogou tremble, and wiped the cold sweat from his forehead with his hands.
"Wait a minute, I think I can still save it."
Chen Laogou looked at the young Russell, and murmured in his heart, whose family's brat is this?
With such a high level of cultivation, the key point is to be able to blackmail and blackmail a dragon, which is not at all easy to fool like other little dolls.
No, no, no, I'm going to bleed a lot today, I have to get through this first.
Chen Laogou rolled his eyes, and waited for the young master to find a chance to slip away and just bury it in the soil. After 200 years, he would dance on the grave of this little guy.
I have already thought about what to plant on the grave, and when the time comes, I will plant two trees, one is a fruit tree and the other is also a fruit tree.
What fruit tree are you asking?
One is a jujube tree, and the other is also a jujube tree.
"Cough, actually I still have a bunch of treasures." Chen Laogou rubbed his hands, "In order to live a good life, I always prepare a lot of treasures before going to sleep."
baby?
Before Russell could speak, his four eyes lit up. He was also a rich man before, but since he had a daughter.
He felt that he was still a little poor, after all, he only had a few boxes of large yellow croakers.
The guy in front of him has lived for 500 years, and if he throws out a little bit of it casually, he can create a few small gold mountains.
Who would deny that they can sleep on a golden mountain?
Just like who can deny that your wife is Liu Yifei, Liu Yifei does not recommend that you have another one.
"But there are still some problems." Chen Laogou frowned, "I put the treasure in the tomb and set up many organs. After so many years, I'm not sure."
There is a good saying, which is called the vicissitudes of the sea. After a long time, no matter what the landform or what, it will undergo drastic changes.
Maybe this time takes a long time, but nature has a diligent worker, that is human beings.
Under the hands of human beings, the world is always undergoing accelerated changes.
Chen Laogou had faced this dilemma several times. When he woke up, he couldn't find the treasure he buried several times, so he had to run to pretend to be a liar or sell his ass.
Of course, they are looking for women to sell, of course not looking for men.
I was blocked by the door several times, which is exciting for a thief!
Because of this, the Hundred Beasts Gate was destroyed 17 times. Although he was the only one in the Hundred Beasts Gate, every time he was chased and hid and fell asleep, it was a shame.
Chen Laogou looked helpless, who made him handsome, those women were rich and lonely, they were completely in love with each other, why did they chase him down?
Could it be that the legendary handsome guy was hacked?
"In the tomb?"
The four eyes heard Chen Laogou's distress, smiled immorally, and looked directly at Luo Su.
Russell also laughed. Although he is not a professional tomb robber, he is a Taoist priest.
Taoist is a profession among the professions among tomb robbers.
Do you know Feng Shui?
Coincidentally, I can do it too. I can use my eyes without a compass.
You know the rules of inversion, and you can reason with ghosts and gods?
Coincidentally, that ghost is my buddy, if he disagrees, I will slap him to death.
You know how to deal with zongzi, with ancestral black donkey hooves?
Coincidentally, I have it too. Do you think my Hong Kong feet are good?
Russell stretched out his two fingers, shook his head helplessly and sighed, "Brother, it's not that I rob you of your food, it's that the other party gave you too much."
The 500-year collection is not only gold, silver and jewelry, but also strange things. Russell doesn't believe that Chen Laogou can't collect exercises and secret books.
Although he doesn't know how to practice these things, is there anything that can be deduced to be novel?
Seeing Si Mu and Luo Su full of confidence, Chen Laogou looked at the Taoist robe on Si Mu and fell into a long silence.
He wouldn't have met two Captain Mojin, right?
When I was sleeping in the tomb, I often encountered these immoral little bastards, and they ran away with their coffins on their shoulders.
Whenever he woke up to greet them and wanted them to be sent back, they all scared away.
He Chen Laogou is a famous handsome guy, is he so scary?
……
In this way, the three embarked on a journey of tomb robbery. Standing on the head of the Iron-headed Dragon King, Russell really enjoyed what arrogance is.
We can't eat it, but it can still be used as a mount. There is no regulation on this law, right?
Chen Laogou's tomb is quite close, in fact, it's in the cave between the mountain walls next to it, after all, it's too far away, what if I can't find it?
If that's the case, the Hundred Beasts Gate will be wiped out for the 18th time.
The entrance of the cave is underwater, and there is an undercurrent surging inside. It is extremely dark, and ordinary ships cannot enter at all, and ordinary people dare not approach it easily.
Just a slight backflow can turn a good swimmer into a good ghost in the water, and those who drown are all good at water.
But it didn't bother everyone. Russell raised his fingers and chanted a spell lightly in his mouth, and a layer of light blue light enveloped the three of them.
In the front is the Water Avoidance Curse!
Chen Laogou looked at the mask next to him, shock flashed in his eyes, and he withdrew his newly born little thoughts.
He circled around, couldn't help sighing softly, this is the real way of Taoism, the way of Taoism that he envied.
Chen Laogou was very surprised, while on the side, his four eyes widened even wider. He was very clear about the water-avoiding spell, which belonged to the elementary spell of Maoshan spell.
But it was drawn on a paper talisman, and Russell clearly didn't use any paper talisman just now, and used it out of thin air.
This……
The four eyes couldn't help opening their mouths. He had only seen this kind of void drawing talisman on his master and a group of uncles, all of whom were at the lowest level of elders.
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