I'm Trying My Best to Add Some Cultivators in the World of Ninth Uncle

"What is this?"

The four eyes are also in a daze, why don't they remember that there are any sects that use eyes as patterns?

It's just so weird.

Russell didn't find it strange that Simu didn't know about it. After all, the ancient city of Jingjue had long since disappeared in the long river of history.

There is no strange inheritance, even if there is, it is buried in the desert, no one knows.

Perhaps after decades of waiting, there will be three daring tomb robbers, who will go there to roam around.

Thinking of those three daring tomb robbers, Russell couldn't help laughing, I really don't know what expression Hu Bayi had when he saw his family treasure?

He thought that he was the Captain Mojin from his ancestors, but in fact he was the one who wrote yellow books and drew yellow pictures from his ancestors.

That expression, hahahaha!

Russell opened the coffin, "I'm just wondering about this. This thing is neither human, nor corpse, nor demon, nor ghost. How did it do it?"

This was his problem. If a normal corpse was buried in the river, within a month or two, the corpse would completely decompose and turn into bones.

Or he couldn't swallow his breath, and he became stiff all over and turned into a zombie.

But the one in front of him didn't look like it at all, and there was no response when the Seven Star Sword was stuck in his chest.

"Oh?"

Hearing Russell's narration, he looked carefully at the dead body in the coffin with four eyes, and suddenly, as if remembering something, he gently pushed his eyes with his fingers.

I don't know if Russell's eyes were dazzled or something, but he felt his four eyes light up suddenly, as if someone possessed him.

"Find something over here."

"Looking for what?"

He rubbed his chin with four eyes and thought for a while, then suddenly looked at the bird feathers on the ground, and a smirk appeared on his face.

There are not many other things now, except that there are a lot of wild animals, flying in the sky, running on the ground and swimming in the water, and there are a lot of them.

Especially the birds flying in the sky are the most annoying. Just when you are watching the scenery or fishing on the deck, you will suddenly have a white bubble.

At that time, the four eyes were angrily screaming at the group of birds in the sky, and little Russell was very happy beside him, holding his stomach and laughing.

Until a short-eyed one pulled Su's head very precisely, the four eyes still clearly remembered Russell's dull expression.

Who is wrong?

It just happened to provoke this narrow-mindedness.

From that day on, the Li family's boat had a radius of one mile, and there were no more birds.

Put the thing on the fire and roast it, sprinkle some oil, spices, and flour, and the little dolls on the boat all cried.

Picking up a long bird feather, with a smirk on his face, Russell also folded his hands on his chest, quietly watching the good show.

At this time, the dead body in the coffin did not know the seriousness of the problem, and was still complacent.

His skill of pretending to be dead is really perfect, he has been professionally trained, no matter how funny something is, he will not...

"Hahaha, it's so itchy!"

A strange itching came from the lower body, the dead body's eyelids twitched, and the hand covered it without a trace, trying to stop the bad hand.

With two eyes cast, the dead body was stiff, lying there upright, and began to pretend to be dead again.

Four Eyes:  …

Russell: ...

dead body:……

"Okay, I admit that I am a living person." The corpse sat up helplessly, looking around with resentment.

If it weren't for this wicked person, I probably wouldn't be able to wake up, and probably wouldn't be exposed.

"People from the Hundred Beasts Gate?"

The eyebrows of the four eyes raised, and he asked confidently, "I heard that there is a magical kung fu in the Hundred Beasts Sect. It is to imitate a tortoise, and the tortoise lives for a long time. I didn't expect it to be true."

It was fine if he didn't mention the Hundred Beasts Gate, but when he mentioned the Hundred Beasts Gate, the dead body in front of him became very frantic and his face turned red with anger.

The dead body kept pretending to be dead because he saw that Russell was too young and his cultivation level was too high. He was afraid that he would not know much, so he slapped him as a zombie and slapped him to death.

It's fine if you don't know, but you just met someone who knows how to do it, and even used feathers to tease him.

Normal people always scratch their feet, but this dog just scratches that place.

"what……"

The dead body became angry from embarrassment, and jumped out of the coffin, holding four eyes and slapping it. Russell looked up at the sky suspiciously.

"Oh, it's so dark, I can't seem to see."

"Ro... ah..."

"Oh, it's a bit windy." Russell tapped his ears with his little finger, "I can't hear at all."

"Ah...ah..."

Chapter 215 Determined to Live for 5000 Years

"That's the way it is, I really didn't hide anything, I swear to God!"

The dead body raised its palms and swore to the sky, with a very sincere attitude, "Xiao Daoist, can you move the sword away?"

At his throat, a seven-star sword was shining brightly. Although he could control the wound from bleeding, he couldn't control his neck.

This thing is very sharp, as long as it is lightly stroked, he will burp.

Luo Su thoughtfully, turned his head to look at the sitting on the side, with two panda eyes on his eyes, and in the secretly angry four eyes, asked with a serious face, "Uncle, there should be nothing wrong with what he said?"

The reason why he has a serious face is because if he is not serious, it is easy to laugh, but it is difficult to hold back a smile.

Russell's expression management was too exaggerated, and he rolled his eyes directly. The guy in front of him was too ruthless, and he didn't hit anything, just hit his eyes.

I really don't know whose family taught the disciples, so they tried to be insidious.

"Hundred Beasts is also an old sect. Its exercises imitate the habits of animals, so it is also called Hundred Beasts, and people call it Gou."

When the word "goumen" was mentioned in the four eyes, the dead body's expression was a little unnatural, and it coughed a few times in embarrassment.

"Back then, the Hundred Beasts Sect was very brilliant. At that time, the Sect Master imitated the Dragon King and the Tiger in the Mountain. The strength of the Sect flourished day by day, and soon became the mainstay of the Righteous Way. It is not considered the top, but it can be considered a great Sect."

The four eyes suddenly looked weird, "Until a person appeared later..."

"Cough cough cough..." The corpse started to cough desperately.

"Until there was a baby named Chen, who had outstanding talent and became a true disciple of the Hundred Beasts. He was expected to learn the secret method of the real dragon, but one day he suddenly had a whim."

The four eyes cast a strange glance at the dead body, "The world is too risky and the world is too dangerous, so he must survive. Later, he imitated a tortoise and created a method."

"Speaking of excellent talent, the method is also quite powerful. When you encounter something you can't beat, you can pretend to be dead. As long as you don't get your neck chopped off, you can't see it even with a sword."

"And the lifespan is extremely long, a dead body can lie for decades or hundreds of years, and the price paid is very small, enough to kill the opponent..."

"Later, everyone in the Hundred Beasts School went to learn this method, and the sect was gone. I don't know where they are lying in the corner..."

"Since then, the Hundred Beasts Gate has been called the Gou Gate."

As he talked, Simu felt a little embarrassed about the dead body, touched his head and giggled in embarrassment.

"Since 500 years ago, the Hundred Beasts Sect seemed to have been rumored to have been exterminated 17 times. As a result, every once in a while, someone came out to jump."

Four eyes pinched fingers to calculate, and cast a glance at the dead body, "Which generation are you?"

"Cough, the Chen you mentioned seems to be me..."

Chen Laogou's eyes were a little erratic. To be honest, he is still the first person in ancient times to accidentally ruin his school.

For 500 years, he would come out and jump every once in a while, and if he felt in danger, he would immediately pretend to be dead and lie down.

There are many disciples of the Hundred Beasts Sect who are not able to hold on, it is because they have not discovered the true meaning of the dog.

Chen Laogou would often go to the cemetery to borrow those coffins, and then lock the coffins at the bottom of the river.

No matter how powerful you are, no matter how witty you are, can you guess where I am?

When I lie down for five or sixty years, you will be very old. I will marry your granddaughter, and I will be mad at you for being old.

Anyway, to him, dormancy is just a sleep.

But today it seems that the car has overturned. Chen Laogou looked at Luo Su carefully, and murmured in his heart.

I clearly remember that I haven't slept for many years before, why does the times seem to change so quickly?

Especially the little doll in front of him is extremely powerful. Chen Laogou not only imitated the tortoise, but also imitated others.

The vigilance is very high, and with this method, many crises have been avoided.

When Russell approached him with a radius of ten meters, he woke up instantly, and then instantly entered the state of a dead body and pretended to be dead.

It's just too cruel, he has reached the level of earth master or above at a young age, and he has lived for 500 years before he can become a master of the eighth heaven.

This……

Russell looked at Old Gou Chen in front of him strangely. The more he looked, the more he felt that this person looked like a time traveler.

This is [-]% worse than that surnamed Li!

It can't be [-]% of the descendants, right?

Luo Su took a closer look, feeling the gradual recovery of Chen Laogou's body, and the gradually stronger heartbeat, and couldn't help admiring him.

This person is simply a genius among geniuses. From what Si Mu said, this Chen Laogou was at least 500 years ago, but he looked like a middle-aged man by the breath of life.

This is simply too shocking. From ancient times to the present, countless people have practiced Taoism in pursuit of longevity, but Russell has never heard of a single person.

Most of them are cultivating the soul, and they can live forever if they become Yin gods, but they must at least reach the level of a celestial master.

The Chen Laogou in front of him actually created a method that can live for thousands of years by himself.

For thousands of years, Russell was able to understand why those disciples of the Hundred Beasts Sect did not learn other Hundred Beasts Dharma Schools, but chose to learn from Chen Laogou.

When you're 20, I'm 20 too.

When you're 50, I'm still 20.