I'm Trying My Best to Add Some Cultivators in the World of Ninth Uncle

"Dangdangdang, uncle, I have prepared it long ago. This is the magic weapon I have prepared for asceticism. As long as you have it, you will be able to fall asleep in the future."

The four eyes were overjoyed, and when he saw clearly what Russell was holding, his face froze and he was dumbfounded.

I saw a hat in Russell's hand. It looked pretty, but the color was a little...green?

The four eyes felt strange, but seeing the innocent expression of the little nephew that day, he immediately felt a little ashamed.

Isn't it just a green hat, just wear it yourself, because you want to dirty it!

Simu gritted his teeth, directly took the cuckold from Russell's hand, and put it on his head, hey, don't tell me, this effect is awesome.

The familiar feeling just now came back, the mind is peaceful, the heart is like still water, and the sound of the wooden fish that was originally annoying suddenly becomes pleasant!

"That's a nice hat..."

The four eyes were a little flattered, Russell was snickering there, if he wanted to live a decent life, he had to have a little green on his head.

He would never admit that the reason for cuckolding Simu was because he called himself a little bastard!

I have a big heart, well, don't listen to the rumors outside!

At this time, the four eyes are in a good mood, wearing a green hat and shining in front of the mirror happily, who is the man inside, and why is he so good-looking?

At this time, Jia Le walked in, "Master, things are ready."

His four eyes slapped his head suddenly, "It's broken, I was too busy fighting with Yixiu yesterday, I forgot, and I have to send the client back today!"

The sky is turning white now, and in a few hours, the sun will come out, and it will be inconvenient to walk corpses at that time.

Although it is said that these customers will not give bad reviews, but if these customers are not sent home, the family members must not be happy, and there must be no salary.

"Uncle, is it far?"

"Not far away, just a few villages nearby, and a town!"

"I want to go too!"

Russell's eyes lit up. There is nothing interesting in this mountain. Go out and have a look. What if you encounter some ghosts?

Yesterday he learned the Palm Heart Technique and improved his cultivation by one level, which cost him a lot of energy points, although he still has some spare energy.

But who would want too much of this?

He just wanted to save those female ghosts as soon as possible, and send them to the underworld to enjoy their blessings!

That's 007, it's a blessing, working overtime all day, no need to sleep, no need to eat, capitalists are jealous when they see it.

Simu didn't refuse, so he set off directly with Russell, and arrived in a few small villages around him in ten minutes.

He could have delivered it in the middle of the night, but he was so scary in the middle of the night, and he didn't enter the village in the end. He could see clearly during the day, so he felt more at ease.

A row of zombies was jumping, and people who occasionally saw it were not surprised, but greeted four eyes enthusiastically.

Simu is the most famous exorcist in the surrounding area, and he also works part-time to catch ghosts and bring down little monsters on weekdays.

The first few deliveries went smoothly, and after a while, the sun came out, and Si Mu directly led the remaining zombies into an empty house.

That's where he usually rests, and he bought it. Anyway, the house is cheap!

When the sun went down and it was still dark, he would complete his mission by delivering the rest of the corpses.

Simu chatted with Russell for a while, and another person broke into the door, and said in a panic, "Daoist Simu, my father has escaped!"

Run and run, the four eyes are inexplicable at first, and soon the complexion becomes stiff.

Because he remembered that he seemed to have been to his house to deliver the corpse just now.

……

Simu and Russell looked at each other at this moment, a person who had been dead for many days ran away?

Isn't this a zombie!

"Go and find your father!"

where did daddy go

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Chapter 142 The True Usage of Deep Blue

When Russell arrived with four eyes, the big yard was already full of people, some of them were holding kitchen knives, some were holding hoes, and they looked around in horror.

It seemed to be afraid of something terrible.

Russell also noticed a strange thing, that is, these people covered their noses with their hands in unison.

What's going on here?

When they got closer, Russell finally understood why they had to cover their noses, because it stinks!

This is why there are two orders of magnitude more canned herring, just like cooking durian in a microwave.

Simu couldn't bear it, but he had to be more experienced, so he took out two balls of cotton from his bosom and stuffed them directly into his nose.

This is what he left from plugging his ears yesterday, but he didn't expect it to come in handy today!

"Hmph, little lion, do you have medicine?" The nose was stuffed with cotton, and the voices of the four eyes were a little weird.

Russell will definitely not refuse, the lethality of this thing is comparable to biochemical weapons!

With cotton stuffed in his nose, he immediately felt much better.

"The Taoist priest is here! The Taoist priest is here!!"

Most of the people in the yard don't know Simu, but there are always a few who know it, and it's the same if they don't know each other, because Simu is wearing Taoist robes.

This is the rule of the exorcising party. The exorcising must wear Taoist robes, otherwise it will be easy to be beaten. Don't ask why...

Normal people will definitely be scared when they see the corpse chaser chasing the zombies, but there are always a few stubborn, courageous, and heartless ones who hammer with a shovel.

Just put on the Taoist robe, at least people still know that it is a person.

"Daozhang, I'm sorry to bother you!" A man bravely came to Si Mu, talking in detail about the strange things that happened this morning.

This morning, Simu drove back the second uncle who had died in a foreign country. The whole family was already waiting, and the coffin was ready.

Although they had been mentally prepared for a long time, they couldn't help crying when they saw the second uncle's body.

Crying, it's a favor, if you don't cry, it's an accident!

After all, this is your relative, passed away, don't shed some tears, maybe someone is pointing behind your back.

It is usually easy for women to shed tears, but it is difficult for men to shed tears, but this is not difficult for the smart Chinese veterans.

You only need to look up at the sun for a while, and howl twice, but there are some sequelae, and it takes time to look at things.

There is another trick to make you cry, think about your wallet, think about your poor childhood, poor teenager, poor middle age, poor old age, don’t tears flow down?

Russell still remembered a method taught by Uncle Jiu, but it was not for people, but for old scalpers.

The purpose is to obtain the cow's tears and open the eyes of ordinary people. You only need to add a little more salt to the cow's water, and they will be moved to shed tears to repay you.

But you have to run faster, otherwise, your waist will not be protected, and the horn massage is still quite powerful.

It was originally a sad funeral, but when they were crying and crying, they found that the second uncle stood up from inside.

He didn't stand up either, there was something pushing him up behind him, and there was a harsh chewing sound.

Everyone was terrified at that time, the scream directly scared the black shadow away, and also ran away with the second uncle.

The young man beside him was frowning, that was his father!

Encountering such a weird thing, he was really a little apprehensive, after all, it was his own father, who raised him single-handedly, and his affection was very deep.

The young man couldn't help but look sad, father, it's not that the child is disobedient, it's that the other party is too weird, I can't afford to offend your son, and I can't avenge you for the old man!

From tomorrow onwards, I will change my surname. From now on, you and my father and son will be bound up, and I can only avenge you in the next life, baby!

"We can see that black shadow clearly, and it looks extraordinarily pervasive." Everyone didn't know what was going on in the young man's mind, and they still talked about the terrifying scene to the four eyes.

The black figure looked like an old man, with one head, but two faces, crawling on the ground, with a big mouth and sharp teeth, and hands that looked like human hands, but bones.

There are two legs, which look like animals, as if they were torn off from nowhere and put on themselves.

He was still bleeding, black water was flowing from his mouth, and he was emitting a stench all over his body.

Everyone chattered about the description, and Simu and Russell became more and more confused as they listened, and put on a mask of pain on their faces.

What the hell is this meow?

Simu and Russell looked at each other, please forgive the two of them, what these people said is getting more and more strange, it is really hard to imagine the original appearance from the description.

Never trust someone else's mouth, because you never know what he will describe a thing like!

For this point, Russell has a deep understanding. He used to learn to draw, but because he had never seen a tiger, he made up one by himself.

Then he was chased and beaten by the teacher with a broom, and ran three streets, from Baicaoyuan to Sanwei Bookstore.

Pooh!

Isn't it just to wear a lolita outfit for a tiger? It's not too much to have a cat girl or a tiger girl, right?

The four eyes were obviously misled. He touched his chin, hesitated for a long time, and kicked the ball to Russell.

"Little nephew, what do you think of this matter?"

"I think it's a dirty, smelly water monkey!"

Russell could only do his best, imagining something very close.

"Water monkeys steal corpses?"

Scratching his head with four eyes, he felt a little unreliable, extremely brain-burning, with two faces, sharp teeth and sharp mouth, walking on the ground, human hands, animal feet, and a stench.

hiss!

I really can't think of it.

The four eyes waved their hands helplessly, and everyone's eyes inevitably became a little contemptuous, and they began to discuss in low voices.

From time to time, he looks to the four eyes, with a suspicious look on his face. In front of him, is this Taoist really reliable?

They've made it so obvious, why can't they be sure what that evildoer is, and what is this Taoist priest if he's not a waste?

"Humph!"