I'm Trying My Best to Add Some Cultivators in the World of Ninth Uncle

He was doubting life, his eyes were not much better, and the corners of his mouth twitched. Although he had a premonition, Russell was a genius after all.

But he never expected that Russell would catch up with him in just a few days!

"Eat, eat!" He quickly picked up a piece of fish in his four eyes, and changed the subject abruptly. Now he understood the suffering of his senior brother.

Sometimes, teaching a genius apprentice is really not that comfortable and easy to be hit!

After dinner, Russell went back to his room to rest. After all, he was traveling in the mountains and forests. Although he was floating, he couldn't sleep comfortably on the bed.

It wasn't that he wanted the bed, it was mainly because the sedan chair was too small for him to sleep with his paper figurine wife in his arms.

It was just nightfall, and before Luo Su fell asleep, he vaguely heard a beeping sound, and then the sound became louder and louder, mixed with the sound of dangdang!

He was puzzled for a moment, and then suddenly came to his senses, it should be Master Yixiu next door who was giving evening classes there.

The room I live in is far away from him, so I can't hear it clearly, but it's really annoying.

This is still sleeping. If you are concentrating on cultivation, how can you calm down!

Russell immediately felt a little sympathetic to Simu. Under such an environment, he would inevitably go crazy, and went directly to trick Master Yixiu.

But, although Yixiu is a vegetarian, he is not a vegetarian. Simu tried to mess with him but failed, instead he made his stomach bigger!

Russell turned over and tried to cover his ears with the quilt, but the wooden fish's voice was still very clear.

That wooden fish should be a top-notch magic weapon, which has the effect of shaking people's hearts and souls and dispelling ghosts and ghosts. People who practice Buddhism can even concentrate their minds and calm their breath.

But it is not so friendly to those who practice Taoism!

If there is a soft and cute loli who strikes up a conversation with you and acts like a baby to you, you will definitely be in a good mood, at least you won't be angry.

But if there are seven or eight Qiao Biluo yelling and looking at you from time to time, they probably vomited out yesterday's meal.

The more Russell listened, the more disturbed he became. He stared at him, and suddenly wanted to possess the patriarch, so he directly beat the monk severely.

After thinking about it, he felt that it was a little impolite for him to do this. After all, Master Yixiu is a good friend of Uncle Simu, and if he hurt him, Brother Simu would feel bad!

Besides, beating people directly is not Russell's style, Russell only likes to overdo it.

He was lying on the bed thinking quietly, and suddenly thought of a good solution, he couldn't fall asleep, mainly because he was upset!

"Pure-minded ascetic paper puppet art!"

Russell flicked the paper figurine in his hand, a white light flashed across it, and he stuck it directly to his forehead.

This time, he didn't lick it because it was bitter.

As soon as the paper figurine got on his body, Luo Su's whole body suddenly felt peaceful and peaceful, and the originally restless sound of the wooden fish was particularly pleasant, as if it was a lullaby.

After a while, he fell asleep!

Russell slept very peacefully, but his four eyesight couldn't work.

Who told him not to know the art of paper dolls?

I found a bunch of things with my four eyes, like small bowls, cotton or even wicks, but no matter what I used to cover my ears, the sound of wooden fish seemed to penetrate everywhere!

It was particularly crisp and rhythmic in his ears.

If a Buddhist practitioner hears this rhythm, nine times out of ten he will be excited, put his hands together, sit up and listen quietly.

This is the Sanskrit sound of the Buddhist and Taoist masters, which is very rare.

But these things are annoying to Simu, he just wants to be quiet and sleep now!

The sound of the wooden fish continued, even mixed with the sound of chanting scriptures, which entered the ears of the four eyes very clearly.

"Noisy!"

The four eyes went berserk, and the shocking battle between him and Master Yixiu began, and Russell turned over and slept very soundly.

"Oh, uncle, what's the matter?"

"Hmph, last night I was punished by the old monk next door, I was so mad!!"

Early the next morning, Russell looked at his constipated face, his legs were trembling, and his eyes almost collapsed.

A strange smell came, and he couldn't help covering his nose with his hands, "Ah, uncle, you didn't fall into the latrine last night, did you?"

"Want to eat and drink inside?"

This couldn't be more obvious ridicule, and he rolled his eyes weakly, and said without restraint, "Little brat, hurry up and help your uncle."

My dear little nephew has become a little bastard, the treatment has dropped so fast!

Russell looked at Simu who couldn't stand still and was almost sitting on the ground, and didn't care about this matter, he still had a little big heart.

"Ugh!"

Russell shook his head, and slapped Simu's face with a piece of paper figurine, Simu trembled all over, and made a lewd sound.

"Ah... good, it's so cool!"

The four eyes are very comfortable, because the paper figurine takes effect very quickly, and the feeling of exhaustion he had just now disappeared in an instant.

It is simply a magic tool for men. Men say they love it when they see it, and women say they like it when they see it.

good stuff!

"Little Martial Nephew, I have to rely on you at critical times." Four eyes gave a thumbs up, which is much more reliable than his own apprentice.

Although Jiale is not as deceitful as Qiusheng Wencai, but how to put it, it doesn't have much effect.

At this moment, he just felt refreshed, and his whole body was full of energy again, "No, I can't swallow this breath, I'm going to beat that old monk now."

Obviously, Simu suffered a disadvantage in yesterday's fight.

As he said that, he went again aggressively, Russell hurriedly pulled him, if he went again, he might consume another paper figurine when he came back.

That's a baby, it's one less than one!

"Uncle, Uncle, calm down, let's not say an old saying, okay, you can cross the same boat after a hundred years of cultivation." Russell rolled his eyes, "You two happy friends, I don't know how many years of cultivation it is for fate!"

"I bother!"

This nonsense directly aroused the spurning of four eyes. His four eyes were dead, and he jumped off this cliff, and he would never admit that he and Yixiu were friends of Huanxiu.

The four eyes were just about to contemplate to prove their innocence, but they suddenly noticed something strange.

He turned his head and looked at his dear little nephew carefully, his face was rosy, his eyes were piercing, and he looked extraordinarily agile.

It's not normal!

"Did you fall asleep yesterday?" The four eyes didn't see any signs of staying up late on Russell's face, which was unreasonable.

He scratched his head with his hands, full of 1 puzzles, the wooden fish knocked by monk Yixiu was far louder than the sound of thunder in the ears of monks!

Jia Le can sleep soundly, because his mana is too low, in other words, the food doesn't have much influence on him.

But the little nephew is already at the ninth level of the master, so it is impossible to say that such a cultivation base will not be affected. Four eyes have not adapted to it after so many years, and the little nephew? ? ?

"I fell asleep!"

Russell nodded, and said with a serious face, "It's actually very simple. As long as the mind is calm, the sound of the wooden fish being knocked by the master is still very pleasant. With it, I can sleep more soundly!"

My heart is like still water...

Four eyes and a smile, it sounds very simple, but it is so easy to do.

Close your eyes and think about nothing, how can you do it?

It's okay if you haven't entered the world deeply yet, a person like him, who is used to seeing the world of flowers and flowers, can't be calm at all.

Four eyes were thinking, suddenly felt a slap on the thigh, and then the whole body trembled, entering a strange state.

No desire, no pursuit, the heart is like still water, without any distracting thoughts.

Well, I was wrong, fortunately I didn't finish my sentence just now.

The four eyes have never felt that the world is so clear, just at this time, he vaguely heard the voice of the wooden fish!

This is the monk Yixiu next door doing morning lessons.

Listening quietly with four eyes, it was the first time he felt that the old monk's wooden fish was so deep and so pleasant, and he was not as irritable as before.

"This……"

The complexion in the four eyes couldn't help being a little moved. If I had such a good thing, I wouldn't have to suffer so much before.

And there was no need to occupy the latrine yesterday, and spent the whole night in a hurry!

Thinking of this, the four eyes suddenly looked at the little nephew Russell with resentment. The little nephew had such a good thing, so he didn't take it out sooner.

I suspect you are doing it on purpose, wanting to see your own jokes!

But looking at Russell's innocent eyes, his four eyes hesitated again, did he blame little Russell?

He is still a child!

"call."

The effect of the paper figurine was quick, but it also walked fast. The paper figurines attached to the legs of the four eyes quickly burned into ashes and fell to the ground.

But the four eyes were like still water, and he couldn't hold on any longer, and the sound of beating the wooden fish came into his ears again.

Familiar formula, familiar taste, still the same annoying!

Rubbing his hands together, he looked at Luo Su with a flattering face, "Little nephew, look at how pitiful I am, uncle."

As he spoke, he wiped his tears with his sleeve, "I was bullied by that unscrupulous monk next door recently, I am so sad~"

Are you being bullied by monks?

Russell's face was strange, the acting skills of the four-eyed uncle did not know where he learned, and the acting skills of the brothers were passed down in one continuous line.

"Uncle, this is a trivial matter, I will definitely help, but it's okay!"

Russell chuckled, stretched out his right hand, rubbed his thumb and index finger skillfully, his eyes froze, why did he feel that this action looked familiar?

He thought about it carefully, well, he remembered, it was always like this when Uncle Jiu cheated on him before.

Hehe, as expected of two masters and apprentices, like a teacher, there must be an apprentice!

Uncle Nine has a dark belly and a small mind, Russell has learned a lot.

I fell into the pit of their master and apprentice. When I was young, I was cheated by my senior brother, and now I am cheated by my senior apprentice.

Nodding with tears in his four eyes, let him cheat, anyway, he is not short of money!