Subverted This is the Emperor Chat Group

What about selling insurance?

He felt a terrible headache, and really couldn't keep up with the train of thought of these two bastards.

Great Qin True Dragon:

"Can you two save some time?"

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But at this moment, no one pays attention to Qin Shihuang at all, after all, everyone eats melons so well.

They waited too long for the day when Cao Cao opened the ladle. After feasting their eyes, everyone felt that their eyes were wide open.

Execute Your Ten Clans (Hero Lord of the Prosperous Age):

"Liu Bang, what kind of insurance do you sell?"

"Is your insurance reliable?"

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Liu Bang smiled, and he knew that many people didn't understand.

Not everyone who kills the white snake is Xu Xian (Sage Monarch of Deception):

"Of course my insurance is reliable!"

"Didn't I have life and health rewarded by the system?"

"I can sell it to Cao Cao for a month."

"Send out this red envelope, Cao Cao will definitely survive this crisis, how about it?"

"Cao Cao, do you want to buy it?"

"This is a product of conscience!"

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I go!

You are great!

At this moment, even Yang Guang, an economic expert, couldn't help giving Liu Bang a thumbs up.

Infrastructure Maniac (Eternal Ruthless Lord):

"I'm really convinced!"

"This idea is indeed avant-garde."

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Empress Lu was also taken aback, she re-examined her husband, this guy really has a quick brain.

And this method is indeed useful. Although Hua Tuo's operation was very successful, the risks afterwards are also great.

Maybe Cao Cao may not die, but maybe he will become dementia!

Or what about hemiplegia?

No one can guarantee this.

Cao Cao actually thought the same way, he still wanted to be friends with other people in the group,

The body is the number one priority. I didn't expect Liu Bang to suffer a lot of damage.

Friends of wives:

"I have to say, we are really half brothers!"

"You help me, Lao Cao, through this crisis, and the two of us can cut off the chicken's head, burn the yellow paper, and directly ask for help."

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Liu Bang pouted.

Not everyone who kills the white snake is Xu Xian (Sage Monarch of Deception):

"piss off!"

"Who is asking you for advice?"

"Selling insurance is about profit."

"I sold you one month's health and life, and you have to pay me back at least five years!"

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Ah, this!

Liu Xiu, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, Liu Bei and others opened their eyes.

This is indeed the ancestor of the old hooligans in their minds, and the online and offline personalities are exactly the same.

At this time, you still want to kill Cao Cao!

I have to say, it was beautifully done!

Liu Bei is also helping at the moment.

It is not a sin for a man to cry, to cry:

"I said Cao thief, do you have any other choice?"

"As soon as you bite your teeth, you will admit it."

"Who told you not to do good things?"

"If you're not making friends with others, you're just digging graves. Your popularity is too bad!"

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I am Cao!

If Cao Cao hadn't fallen into a coma at this moment, he would have jumped up and scolded these people surnamed Liu, there is no good thing!

I'm not as dark as you!

You are a typical robbery.

Friends of wives:

"Even if I die, I won't give in!"

"Do your Spring and Autumn Dream!"

"Who, Zhu Di, Yang Guang, Emperor Wen of the Sui Dynasty, Li Yuan, lend me some life and health,"

"I'll trade Liu Da'er's wife with you!"

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Zhu Di, Yang Guang, Li Yuan and the others rolled their eyes, they didn't want to get involved in this matter, they just wanted to be a melon-eating crowd.

The most important thing is that our graves have probably been dug up. This is all a good thing done by your disciples and grandchildren.

Still want us to help you?

What a dream!

We just like to see you being slaughtered by Liu Bang, and see if you still do serious things.

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Qin Shihuang was also drunk, and the people in this group became more and more dishonest.

He has a terrible headache now, and he can only watch Cao Cao and Liu Bang bargaining in the group.

He really wanted to run over and chop both of them down.

You two have directly lowered the average quality of our industry.

Just when Qin Shihuang was considering whether to silence the two people, Cao Cao and Liu Bang finally reached an agreement,

Liu Bang lent Cao Cao one month's life and health, and Cao Cao would return Liu Bang's life and health for one year with interest.

Both of them felt that they had lost money, and they scolded each other half to death in their hearts.

At this moment, a system voice appeared in the chat group.

【Ding! "It's not all Xu Xian who killed the white snake" sent an exclusive red envelope to "Friends of Wife", adding one month to life and one month to health. 】

Cao Cao clicked accept without even thinking about it. After receiving the red envelope, he felt refreshed and sat up straight away.

At that time, Cao Pi was half-dead. I'm afraid this father is not a fraudulent corpse!

Cao Cao looked at his son meaningfully, then looked at the young wives his son had found for him, gritted his teeth and said, "You are so filial!"

"That's what a son should do."

Cao Pi squeezed out an ugly smile at this moment, but he scolded Hua Tuo half to death in his heart, can't you shake your hands?

This can really shake.

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When Cao Cao woke up, he felt very uncomfortable. He stretched out his hand and touched his head, it was really shiny.

Fortunately, the beard was not shaved, otherwise the handsome image would have been ruined.

There was an evil fire in his heart, after all, whoever was filial to his father and son made him feel unhappy.

But there is no way to blame Cao Pi, after all, this is his chosen heir, and Cao Zhi can't do it at all.

But he couldn't accept his son treating him like this, so he could only vent his anger on others, especially the bastard surnamed Liu,

Liu Bang dared to blackmail himself, this account must be recovered.

At this moment, he is not in a hurry to evaluate himself, after all, he has already been opened, and he can still wait.

Friends of wives:

"Liu Bang, I wrote down this account for you!"

"You old Liu's family doesn't have a single good thing."

"Let's not talk about the traitor Liu Da'er. He is benevolent and moral on the surface, but he is playing with his petty thoughts behind his back."