Subverted This is the Emperor Chat Group

It is not a sin for a man to cry, to cry:

"Aren't I afraid that you will die suddenly?"

"You must at least know how you died."

"After some generals had their heads chopped off, their heads flew several feet high, and he sighed with emotion, what a good head!"

"I think you should thank me."

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Cao Cao felt that he was going crazy, and now he wished he could just raise his knife and kill Liu Bei.

Friends of wives:

"I thank you all!"

"Especially thanks to your wife."

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In the chat group, Empress Lu, Wu Zetian and others couldn't breathe from laughing, watching Cao Cao being opened was bloody.

But after Liu Bang and Liu Bei bickered with Cao Cao, it felt ridiculous.

First Empress Dowager (Yanhuang First Empress):

"Cao Cao, don't worry, I think Hua Tuo seems to have practiced before."

"If there is any sequelae left, at most it will be Alzheimer's disease."

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Cao Cao is powerless to complain at this moment, if it is really dementia, then I might as well die!

Wouldn't I not regret my Cao Cao's first name?

The human emperor Xin and Daji also laughed together, which made it hard for the big bear who used them as pillows,

It didn't dare to move, it was really uncomfortable lying there in one position.

At this moment, Liu Bang is happily sharing more things with Cao Cao.

Not everyone who kills the white snake is Xu Xian (Sage Monarch of Deception):

"Cao Aman, it turns out that your brain is like a walnut,"

"I saw Hua Tuo digging out something inside."

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Cao Cao really wants to disconnect from the chat group directly, so let’s continue to listen to what Liu Bang and Liu Bei are saying here,

He felt like he was about to collapse.

The operation went on for more than three hours, and Hua Tuo finally performed the operation perfectly.

And after putting Cao Cao's Tianling Gai back, he breathed a sigh of relief, and his whole body collapsed on the ground with exhaustion.

Cao Pi hurried over and asked, "Mr. Hua, how is my father's illness? Can he still wake up?"

Hua Tuo stroked his beard confidently and said:

"The old man opened the ladle very successfully this time, and the blood wasn't too much."

"With the prime minister's physical fitness, it should be almost enough after a month or two."

What the hell?

Cao Pi was taken aback for a moment, does this mean it will be alright?

Seeing Cao Zhi's excited eyes, he was immediately unhappy.

If this old man wakes up, he will have to compete with his younger brother for the position of son again!

It's not sure who wins and who loses, so he asked Hua Tuo what he should pay attention to?

Hua Tuo thought for a while, and made a final order: "The prime minister should ban alcohol, meat, spicy food, and most importantly, women!"

Cao Pi rolled his eyes, isn't that all right?

So he coughed lightly and ordered:

"Didn't father look for a young lady surnamed Chen?"

"Call them over and take good care of father!"

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When Wu Zetian heard this, she was so angry that she wanted to curse.

Heart of the Illusory Sea (Eternal Emperor, World Overlord):

"Is this Cao Cao determined to be Chen Tong's ancestor?"

"And this Cao Pi, he didn't intend to wake up his father."

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Liu Bei laughed out loud, and liked to see these heirs of the Cao family vying for the throne.

Liu Bei felt that he should congratulate them on their early death and early rebirth.

It is not a sin for a man to cry, to cry:

"Cao thief, this is really a father's kindness and filial piety!"

"Your son has successfully moved me."

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Cao Cao smacked his lips, and to be honest, Cao Pi's proposal...is really his own son!

Friends of wives:

"What's wrong with our father being kind and our son being filial?"

"Better than your son,"

"Your son is too happy to miss leaving."

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Liu Bei's face darkened immediately, as if he had no advantage over his son,

He immediately lost interest in chatting.

But at this moment, Liu Bang spoke, and he thought of a good idea.

Not everyone who kills the white snake is Xu Xian (Sage Monarch of Deception):

"Although Hua Tuo's medical skills are very high, it is risky to open a scoop!"

"Whether Cao Cao can survive is still unknown."

"Shall we take a gamble on whether Cao Cao will live or die?"

"I bet with Chen Ping's wife, Cao Cao must die!"

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Everyone rolled their eyes in unison, you are so leisurely, Empress Lu started scolding at that time.

First Empress Dowager (Yanhuang First Empress):

"Can you take your identity into consideration?"

"The descendants of our Great Han Dynasty are still here! What do you think you look like?"

"Besides, who has nothing to bet with you?"

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Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, Liu Xiu, and Liu Bei pretended not to hear it. Anyway, Empress Lu and Liu Bang quarreled, and they definitely didn't dare to take care of it.

But what everyone never expected was that someone really wanted to follow the bet.

Friends of wives:

"I bet I can live!"

"I bet with Liu Daer's wife,"

"This wave is definitely not a loss,"

"But I don't want Chen Ping's wife, I want your Madam Qi!"

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Your uncle's!

Liu Bei's nose is crooked. How many times has Cao Cao done such immoral things?

Feelings you pull my wife out every time, don't you have it yourself?

But Emperor Xin and the others were completely speechless. You, Cao Cao, are about to die. Do you still have the mind to bet with Liu Bang?

You two can do it!

But Daji clapped her hands and applauded. She thought that Cao Cao and Liu Bang were simply too bastards, so she liked to watch these two fight.

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Liu Bang smacked his lips, feeling that he couldn't take advantage, and then his eyes turned.

Not everyone who kills the white snake is Xu Xian (Sage Monarch of Deception):

"Cao Aman, I guess you might really hang up this time."

"How big is the risk of opening a ladle, don't you know?"

"Do you want to buy an insurance policy?"

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What the hell?

Even Qin Shihuang was stunned at this moment, when did you, Liu Bang, switch to selling insurance?