The Correct Strategy of Shirai Kuroko

Chen Zixuan passed the toilet paper in his hand to the crack of the door, and Shirai Heizi in the crack of the door quickly stretched out his hand, snatching the unopened toilet paper as if grabbing something.Then he was ready to close the toilet door directly.

"Wait! Wait a minute, little sister!"

"What do you want to do to Heizi, a genetically mutated chimpanzee? Heizi warns you! Don't look at Heizi who is only 13 years old! Heizi has received special training from the Disciplinary Committee! You can completely kill a weak ape like you at once. Two or three!"

The vigilant Heizi was like a frightened little animal, so Chen Zixuan outside the door could only smile dryly at her who was startled.

"Uh...uh hehe...you don't have to be nervous~ I just want to ask how long you have to use the toilet...I want to take a shower..."

"bath?"

Hearing Chen Zixuan's words, Heizi, who only showed a pair of eyes in the crack of the door, couldn't help raising his eyebrows slightly, and then remembered the bowl of preserved egg and lean meat porridge that he threw at Chen Zixuan not long ago.

Throwing that kind of sticky food on the body, if you don't take a shower, you will definitely not be able to clean it~

Thinking of this, Miss Heizi, who was showing her eyes in the crack of the door, couldn't help but think of herself again. She said that she has been drenched in the rain for a whole day since yesterday morning, and now her body has become sticky, her hair is also dirty, You should also take a good shower.

"You wait for Heizi! Heizi needs to wash first, right! Do you have extra towels, shampoo and shower gel at home? Heizi doesn't even want to touch your things now!"

After hearing Heizi's hurtful remarks, the corners of Chen Zixuan's eyes couldn't help twitching, but he felt wronged by Heizi in his heart, and he didn't turn his unhappiness towards the little hedgehog in front of him. The sunspot loli showed it.

"Um...no, but if you don't want to use the things I used, I can go out and buy them for you now."

"Yes! Add a pack of sanitary napkins... ahem! Sanitary napkins...but remember to wear gloves for Heizi when you buy things! Heizi said it before! I don't want to use things you have touched!"

"...is it necessary?"

"Of course it is necessary! For Heizi! You are a mobile bacterial weapon!" (super fierce)

"...I see." (Want to get angry)

In the end, Chen Zixuan, who was also blackened by Heizi's obviously thorny words, left, and in the toilet, Heizi, who heard the sound of closing the door from the living room when Chen Zixuan left, turned his gaze once again. transferred to his legs.

Just like before, before being disturbed by Chen Zixuan, she stretched out her slightly trembling little hand to reach under her body, but when her hand reached a certain position about [-] centimeters away from her body. ..

She felt that her hand could no longer move forward...

"Ah!!! This kind of thing that makes girls ashamed, Heizi, how can I continue to do it after being interrupted by others!!! Bastard, bastard, bastard! That man is a bastard! Damn it! Wait for Heizi's super power After recovering! Heizi must move that guy 80 meters underground to accompany the dinosaur fossils!!!"

At this moment, Miss Heizi's heart is broken~

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Chapter 7 Cut Again

"What's a mobile bacterial weapon? By the way, how did this girl's parents teach her?! It's too uneducated to talk to adults like this every now and then! You must know that this is a civilized society ruled by law! Even if I accidentally That's her! Even if I accidentally... hey~~~"

Chen Zixuan, who had just come out of the house and was waiting for the elevator, was still expressing anger at Shirai Heizi's obviously thorny words before, and at the same time kept complaining with his own mouth. When he was halfway through, his complaints suddenly and automatically The fire went out, replaced by a long moan.

No way, who said that he was at fault first?What's more, what he committed to the little girl was to take her virginity, such a mistake like a world-shattering...

So now, even if he is being bullied by a little girl riding on his head, even if he wants to get angry, he will feel a little lack of confidence...

"I wish I was born in ancient times... that kind of feudal era where men became fathers at the age of 12. What I did yesterday is not a problem at all..."

At the moment when the elevator door opened, Chen Zixuan, who was trapped in his own world, directly made such a complaint with his mouth...

And it was also because he made this complaint when the elevator door opened, so that the dozen or so yawning office workers in the elevator who filled the elevator couldn't help but hear his undisguised words. After complaining, they collectively stared at him who walked into the elevator with his head down and his expression frustrated...

"...Huh? What's the matter, everyone?"

With his head down, Chen Zixuan, who hadn't realized what a huge amount of information he had revealed to the group of people in the elevator, noticed the dozens of piercing gazes around him. Afterwards, he couldn't help raising his head and asked the passers-by who were currently riding the same elevator with him.

And at the same time he finished asking this question!

Swish!click!

The dozen or so neighbors who lived in the same building as him immediately retracted their gazes neatly, and very tacitly pretended to bow their heads in front of him and played with their mobile phones...

【...What are these guys doing? 】

Chen Zixuan, who hadn't realized the reason for the series of behaviors of the onlookers who squeezed into the elevator with him, couldn't help but put on a suspicious look on his face at this moment...

And in such a strange atmosphere in the elevator, Chen Zixuan successfully went down to the first floor downstairs of his house, and came to the small supermarket in the high-end community that he had patronized for several years...

"Yo~Brother Xuan~ I'm going downstairs to buy things this early in the morning~ I just opened the door~ By the way, today is not Sunday, don't you have to go to work in your uncle's company?"

Since this supermarket is the closest to Chen Zixuan's home, and Chen Zixuan has patronized it for several years, Chen Zixuan and the employees and store owner of this small supermarket are not friends, but they are quite close.

"I'm talking about Boss Qian. I'm not a workaholic. It's normal to ask for a vacation once in a while~"

"It's good to work in a company owned by a relative~ You can ask for leave at will~"

As usual, after seeing that the person who greeted him was the owner of the store, Chen Zixuan immediately took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket, then took out one and handed it to the other party.

This kind of practice of his is very common in our big celestial dynasty~ You must know that whether it is making friends between men or discussing business with people in the business field, men in the celestial dynasty have a default rule, that is, It's smoking that builds the bridge ~ wine leads the way ~ so even though Chen Zixuan doesn't like smoking very much, he still carries a pack with him when he goes out.

"Hehe, let's talk~ What to buy? You don't want to come to my place to buy breakfast this early in the morning, do you? Let me tell you first~ The only thing that can fill my stomach here is instant noodles besides bread~ But there are many brands, and it is Master Kong. It's up to you to choose whether to be unified~"

The store owner took a pack of cigarettes, and after telling Chen Zixuan this joke, he was about to light himself with a lighter, but the next thing Chen Zixuan said directly made the owner of this small supermarket almost Not choked to death by a puff of smoke stuck in the throat pipe!

"Oh... let's wrap the sanitary napkin first."

"Pfft! Cough cough cough! What?! Brother Xuan!? What do you think you want to buy?!" At this moment, the supermarket owner seemed to see God.