The Correct Strategy of Shirai Kuroko

"What's the matter? Isn't it that I want to buy a pack of sanitary napkins? Why are you looking at me with such eyes?" Rare and more strange eyes.

"No! I said Brother Xuan~ Are you... ready?" After a moment of shock, the supermarket owner's eyes immediately became ambiguous.

"What's going on?" But obviously, the unresponsive Chen Zixuan didn't understand the pointed words of the supermarket owner.

"I mean, Brother Xuan, have you finally found a girlfriend?"

"...No." Hearing this, Chen Zixuan immediately remembered the red-haired guy who not only kicked his nose and hit his head with a bowl, but also said that he was some kind of mobile bacterial weapon. He hated brats, then his eyes twitched, and he denied it to the supermarket owner.

As for his denial, the owner of the supermarket will obviously not believe it~ After all, Chen Zixuan is not a pervert or a transgender person, what kind of sanitary napkin should a big man buy when he has nothing to do~

"Don't hide it, Brother Xuan~ Look at your current appearance with bloody nostrils, a bag on the top of your head, and sunken eye sockets. Even Yintang has shot black. You still want to hide it from me? You and I are both Man, what's wrong with that~"

At the same time as he said this, the boss Qian of the supermarket couldn't help but put on an expression of someone who had come here, obviously he wanted to recruit our little classmate Chen Zixuan truthfully.

"...What does it mean to shoot until Yintang turns black...Boss Qian, I said that if I don't have a girlfriend, I don't have a girlfriend~ I'm here to buy things, not to chat with you, can you do well? It's your duty to be a supermarket owner, don't ask me questions like a neighborhood committee aunt~"

Looking at the other party's appearance who obviously wanted to inquire about his gossip, Chen Zixuan couldn't help but sighed a long time, and then acted like he didn't believe it.

"...Really not?"

"Not really..."

After receiving Chen Zixuan's affirmative answer, the supermarket boss Qian looked at him sharply.

"That's why I asked a girlfriend home last night? Hey! Brother Xuan! Brother, I want to remind you! Don't let any woman catch you and take it home! Once you let her know about such a thing If you don't know your home address in the future, it will cause trouble!"

"...I said old brother Qianqian, are you still in business?" At this moment, Chen Zixuan really didn't want to continue talking nonsense with the familiar supermarket owner in front of him.

After seeing Chen Zixuan's helpless appearance, the shop owner, who seemed to have misunderstood Chen Zixuan's intention to buy sanitary napkins, couldn't help being taken aback.

Then he changed into a look of pity...

"Brother Xuan~Looking at your appearance, it seems that my brother has misunderstood...I didn't expect you to become a youth with [hemorrhoids] at a young age? Do you want a sanitary napkin? Come! Brother, I will give it to you." You recommend a brand!"

【...What and what~ What the hell is an aspiring youth? 】

Looking at the supermarket owner who walked into the supermarket to get himself a sanitary napkin, Chen Zixuan couldn't help showing a toothache expression on his face, because now he has no idea that the person in front of him who has opened a supermarket downstairs for several years Boss Qian, the brainwaves that keep escaping from his brain, which FM broadcast from the Celestial Dynasty did he receive at this moment...

And during Chen Zixuan's toothache for a few seconds, the boss Qian who helped him find sanitary napkins turned back and returned to him, and the supermarket owner also had that one in his hand at this moment, and was caught Wrapped in boxy wrapping paper, it was something Chen Zixuan wanted to buy.

"...B is cool?!" Seeing the name on the packaging bag, Chen Zixuan was completely stunned. You have to know what kind of [ADC]~ and [So Thin]~ these are things he has never used before. I've seen it in TV commercials, but this B...ahem...

In astonishment, Chen Zixuan turned his gaze again to the supermarket owner in front of him who was smiling like an elder.

"Humph ~ That's right! There is a saying [B Shuang Sanitary Napkin ~ The more you use it, the younger you will be ~] What is so thin? ADC is all floating clouds! The water absorption of this brand is amazing! Summer is here and it is hot. I even used it as a facial tissue to wipe off my sweat!"

"...what?!"

"Oh~ I said Brother Xuan~ In short, you are right to use it~ We have been in the relationship for several years, are you afraid that I will use inferior goods to deceive you? By the way, these two VIP gold cards are the ones I bought in A friend who works in the hospital gave it to me~ You can use it too~ I wish you a speedy recovery~"

Chen Zixuan, who was completely at a loss as to how to continue chatting with the supermarket owner in front of him, took the two VIP gold cards handed over by the other party together with the sanitary napkins.

I held it in my hand and saw that one was for treating hemorrhoids, and the other was for men's hospital to cut the skin...

"Um...Boss Qian...I'll keep the one with hemorrhoids, after all, no one can tell if I'll get it in the future...but the andrology...don't use it?"

"Oh~ keep them all~ My doctor friend who gave me these two cards told me that as long as you take this card! The hospital will give you a discount! Cut one and get another! You can invite your friends to go together~"

"...the problem is I've cut it as a kid."

"Then cut it again~"

"...Do you think I'm a gecko?!"

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Chapter 8 Gas Poisoning

"Although I don't know what the [B Shuang] brand name on it means, but Heizi always feels that these two words are revealing a deep malice to Heizi."

Seeing the brand name on the aunt's towel bought by Chen Zixuan in her hand, Miss Heizi's eyes when she looked at a classmate of Chen Zixuan immediately became sharp!

"... What's the problem... You know, this brand was specially introduced to me by the acquaintance boss who owns a supermarket under me. I'm sure you will be satisfied after using it. "Miss Heizi doesn't understand the connotation of this brand, so how could Comrade Chen, who is a fart of the Celestial Dynasty, not understand?But now Chen Zixuan has to pretend not to understand even if he understands the connotation of the brand name, right?Otherwise, if he is beaten by this violent little loli in front of him again, he will have nowhere to cry~

However, what Chen Zixuan said in an obviously hasty tone did not convince Miss Heizi who already had many prejudices against him.

"Normal people will unconsciously dodge their eyes when they tell a lie, Mr. Amoeba, do you know that? You are in this situation now."

"Forehead..."

Seeing Chen Zixuan who was hesitant in his tone and flinching in his actions, a certain Miss Heizi who was still wearing a short-sleeved T-shirt and jeans couldn't help squinting her eyes, her petite body exuded a kind of Chen Zixuan could clearly feel the aura of danger.

"Say it first! Don't make trouble for no reason! Even if you want to make trouble for no reason, don't slap your face!"

So, under the gaze of a certain Miss Heizi, Chen Zixuan, who couldn't bear the powerful spiritual pressure emanating from the perverted lolita, had to be the first to give up, before a little girl who was only as tall as his chest. In front of Luoli, she consciously covered her old face.

"...Forget it, seeing that a softie like you doesn't have the guts to do that to Heizi, Heizi, I'll trust you just once."

In the end, although he felt that there was something wrong with the name of the aunt's towel in his hand, Heizi, who didn't know where the problem was, had to let Chen Zixuan go for the time being, and then walked into the room with various daily necessities that Chen Zixuan bought from the supermarket. into the bathroom of Chen Zixuan's house.

soon...

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