Help! I Have Become Enlightened

With the departure of Lianhua and Xi Mie Tianlai, the two good bodies and evil bodies returned to the only one and became enlightened ones, and the Moyu King of Xingyue World no longer continued to paddle. Left in the space of consciousness, and returned to Blazing Heaven's Threshold.

As soon as I came out, I saw Gu Dazi who was still rubbing his white gun and staying in the northern hemisphere, but the situation at the moment is a bit bad.

The Enlightened One's Heavenly Wheel Saint King has completely changed into a funny manga-style appearance, and the monkey and the old sword who were retreating tactically just now did not escape, both of them turned into a two-headed body style and sighed in situ.

The distortion field produced by Gudazi has been spreading, and in the range of this human's evil contact, only the white spear that she is still pinching oil and eating tofu survived.

It is also thanks to Gudazi's current state that animal nature is greater than reason. For the matter of continuing to destroy the root cause, the one on Bai Qiandai's chest is more attractive to the northern hemisphere. It's still that sentence!

"This universe is full of protons, neutrons, electrons and ononoko!"

The blushing and shameless Bai Qiandai has been robbed by Gudazi all the time, while the two-headed Roman, Monkey and Old Sword can only raise their hands and surrender. After their forms of existence are distorted, they cannot be cruel to that hateful human being. What did you take the initiative to do.

After all, Gudazi is the "protagonist", and in the ever-spreading and distorted world of funny comics, she is an omnipotent god.

After the Enlightened One appeared, he obviously attracted the attention of everyone present. Before the crowns present had time to speak, Gu Dazi jumped out of Bai Qiandai Bei Hemisphere's embrace. She was angry. Waving his arms, he said:

"Are you trying to spoil my good deeds!"

Although his rationality is like a beast, Gudazi's intuition can still feel the threat brought by the enlightened being. The guy with green hair and golden hair is very troublesome and annoying.

"Old bastard, you are finally here."

Although he was very upset on the surface, the monkey obviously relaxed after seeing the Enlightened One appearing.

"Big brother finally made an appearance, scared me to death!"

Patting his chest to comfort his frightened heart, Roman finally came back to life, he didn't want to be torn back by Gu Dazi again, it would be too sad.

The old sword didn't speak, because he was just an innocent saber, there was really nothing to say... Just treat yourself as a tool and keep silent.

Everyone present had different reactions. The Enlightened One fell back to the Heavenly Wheel Holy King and walked slowly towards Gu Dazi. The source of this trouble was brought by himself, and now he has to take it away.

"Hey——you'll be welcome if you come closer to me!"

Her distorted domain did not turn the enlightened person into a double-headed state. Gudazi felt a little flustered. The "protagonist" of FGO still had unfinished ambitions and desires. Get back to shape.

"Don't be nervous, I have something to discuss with you."

"Ghosts believe!"

Seeing the enlightened person showing a gentle and Buddhist smile, Gudazi even got goosebumps. Her beastly instinct and subconsciousness can feel the deep malice. The guy in front of her has absolutely no good intentions.

"You can't do this. There is a job that needs your cooperation."

"I don't want to kill you, I won't listen to your nonsense!"

After hearing what the Enlightened One said, she even shook her head frantically. At the same time, she hurriedly opened the distance between herself and this big fool, and prepared to break through the absolute seal imposed by the two ceremonies and Shatiao Aige here on the mooncell. If you stay any longer, you have to run away immediately.

"Goodbye, Chlorella!"

"Um!?"

Hearing the nickname Gudazi gave herself, Jue Zhe frowned and felt a little uncomfortable, but this human evil is already ready to slip away now, a glass-like crack appeared in the space in front of her, as long as she hits it It can be completely broken.

The Blazing Threshold, which was originally completely sealed by the barrier, was eroded by the evil distortion domain of human beings, and became a three-stage BeastⅦ. At the moment when Gudazi was about to run away immediately.

"Offended the abbot... Bah! Did you offend the Buddha and want to run away?"

Correcting the wrong words in his mouth, the enlightened person's eyes became serious in an instant, and at the same time, he grabbed his right hand directly forward, and used the supernatural powers he learned from the Buddha Conquering Demons.

"God's Palm of the Tathagata" is a fool-style version, and it is a universal nirvana that every Buddha can learn.

I saw that the enlightened person's right hand turned into the realm of heaven and earth, directly grabbed Gudazi's collar and dragged her back who wanted to escape. This "Tathagata God's Palm" belongs to the skill of the concept department, as long as you hold the target in your hand It's like a prison from which you can't escape.

"Damn, let me go!"

Gudazi was caught back in the hands of the enlightened being. This human evil itself has turned into a two-headed body, and her current body has become the size of a small doll, which is being hung by the enlightened being holding the collar Hanging in mid-air, the Gudazi who was struggling frantically at this time was so pitiful.

"Don't even think about running away. If you don't want to be like a monkey who has been trapped under Wuzhi Mountain for 500 years, just cooperate with your work honestly."

"......"

"......"

After hearing this, Gu Dazi and the Monkey King at the side were speechless. They were pressed under Wuzhi Mountain for 500 years. He really wanted to go up and give him a stick... but considering that the end might be miserable, he endured it.

As for Gudazi, even though she has lost a lot of sanity, this human being who has no benefit and no action still knows how to write the word "death", and her strong desire to survive makes her now just shut up and hang like a doll. Hanging in the hands of an enlightened being, life is full of disasters and disasters.

"Then I'm really sorry for the trouble, see you soon."

The Enlightened Being who was behind the scenes and tricked countless people, he still brazenly bowed and thanked everyone present for the Buddha ceremony. Farewell with a mandala-like light.

Looking at the rain of flowers slowly falling in the sky, Roman took one piece in his hand and couldn't help sighing:

"A big guy is a big guy, and his style of exit is different from ours. I will learn from it in the future."

After all, it is the crowned Caster, and King Solomon also wants to save face. Before the monkeys can complain about Roman's words, his voice came from the place where the enlightened one left:

"By the way, I forgot to take you with me."

As soon as the words fell, the figure of the Enlightened One also appeared behind Roman, and the fool-like version of "Tathagata Palm" dragged away the King Solomon who had just returned from a fraudulent corpse.

"I don't want—I still have [Magic☆Merry] waiting for me!"

Roman screamed miserably, but his figure also disappeared without a trace in an instant. It is impossible for the newly resurrected King Solomon to steal fish. The old man still has a heavy responsibility to resurrect him.

The remaining monkeys, old swords, and white guns were speechless, but when they saw that the Holy King of the Sky Wheel had also begun to dissipate as spirit particles, they all nodded to each other, and then they all left the Chitian Road. Well, the crusade against Beast VII is over.

——————————Buddhist Network———————

"Awakened One": "I'm back, all you stinking bosses, how are you doing?"

"Buddha": "Little brother, are you really arrogant when you speak?"

"Enlightened One": "Hehe, I've been duped into a fool like this, brother, are you very happy?"

"Buddha": "Eat melons and watch a show."

"Jesus": "Watching a show and eating melons."

This is the first time in a long time that this buddhist chat group is full of gunpowder, because after being tricked by the bosses in the group, now if you say that you have a good temper, you will have a ghost, and you almost hurt yourself Even the Buddha couldn't bear this incident where all the secrets were exposed!

"Heavenly Father": "Cuckoo~~Cuckoo!"

"Conquering Demon Buddha": "Heavenly Father, what are you talking about?"

"Jesus": "Heavenly Father said that he also participated in this incident, so that the enlightened ones can calm down and calm down."

"Enlightened One": "Hey... Big guys, tell me in advance what you are going to do, don't be like this!"

After seeing the Heavenly Father appearing on the stage, the Enlightened One can't continue to care about it. The big brother still has to give him face, but this time after keeping him in the dark and planning a play, it feels really hurtful. .

"Buddha": "If I told you in advance, wouldn't it be a lot less exciting."

"Enlightened One": "Stop talking, what exactly are you trying to do?"

Too lazy to continue haggling with the stinky bosses about entrapment and schemes against him, Jue Zhe went straight to the point, this time he really didn't expect that group of salty fish eating melons to watch the show would actually have a plan to move .

The Buddha gave the Enlightened One Yiyi Lianhua and Xi Mie Tianlai's vest to cause him to be mentally divided, and then let Xi Mie Tianlai take the initiative to manipulate the planning process, and the old man, the heavenly father, also participated in it. Little is known about the situation, and it was only after becoming an enlightened person that I learned about the general situation.

Turning Gudazi into BeastⅦ is the plan of the bosses, and the enlightened ones who have refined the specific process can be regarded as the executors of the plan, but the main behind-the-scenes is still Xi Mie Tianlai, and Yiyi Lianhua can only cooperate passively, so Now the enlightened one is very upset because of this.

The Buddha and the Heavenly Father are the planners. The Enlightened Ones don't know exactly what they want to do. They just took Gu Dazi and Roman away at the end. The smelly bosses have the next arrangement.

"Heavenly Father": "Cuckoo....Cuckoo..."

"Buddha": "Jesus, translate quickly!"

"Jesus": "Heavenly Father said that the next step is to arrange for Gudazi to go to a place. The main goal is to let her establish a stronghold there and provide it for us to gather in the group."

"Enlightened One": "Oh? Establishing a stronghold, this kind of thing doesn't need to be so troublesome. Isn't it a tossing person to spend so much energy?"

"Buddha": "Little brother, I don't know. The place chosen by me and the heavenly father is the place where all the gods can be connected to all worlds."

"Enlightened One": "Then just tell me about this kind of thing, and I'll take care of it. Wouldn't it be more troublesome to spend so much effort to get rid of the disaster?"

"Heavenly Father": "Cuckoo....Cuckoo...."

"Jesus": "Heavenly Father said that if you go in person, you will only fish for fish. Don't we know who you are? Besides, it is not convenient for us to move in that place, so it is just right to let that human being evil. "

"Awakened One": "Okay..."

Having been seen through by the boss, he has nothing to say. Everyone likes to touch fish. It is indeed much more convenient to throw Gudazi over to do things, but this way...

"Enlightened One": "Do you think she is reliable... How do I feel that she will harm others everywhere."

"Buddha": "Little brother, don't worry, we will connect the Xingyue world with it, and she can call the heroic spirit to assist at any time."

"Enlightened One": "It's okay to say that, anyway, Roman will follow Gudazi, so I don't think there will be too many problems."

"Conquering Demon Buddha": "It's a bit too much for you to do important things in private without calling me!"

"Buddha": "Forget it, it's definitely not a serious matter, but if you need help, you can call me."

All in all, no one in this group is serious. The enlightened person shook his head and sighed helplessly. Like when he first came, he thought that all the big shots were the kind of high-end and high-end big shots, but after a long time, it was exposed. In reality, everyone is a bunch of idlers who are not doing their jobs properly.

"Enlightened One": "By the way, I haven't asked where the place you mentioned is?"

This is the crux of the matter. What is the stronghold planned and established by the Heavenly Father and the Buddha, the place where the gods and Buddhas gather?

"Buddha": "Little garden."

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Chapter 1 The Problem Human Evil Comes from FGO

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"Hakoniwa" is a miraculous place where the gods live. It is a stage created for the holders of powerful gifts to have fun and enjoyment. It was originally a world created by God to guide the correct development of the outside world. , that is, the third observing universe.

Gods and Buddhas, demon kings, protoss, heroes... All kinds of beings gather here, and Hakoniwa is the stage for them to play games.

Hakoniwa, where wonderful gift games are played every day, the paradise where gods and demons live, ushered in a new guest today...or it is more appropriate to call it the devil king.

"Headache...why am I here?"

Rubbing her forehead, she came to this place called "Hakoniwa", and was thrown over by a green algae-headed bastard.

"Isn't it nice here? It's better than letting you go to the Liver Hearing Belt next time."

As one of the culprits, the Enlightened One naturally accompanied Gudazi to the Little Garden. In order to avoid his appearance being conspicuous, he put on the "Nanwusan" white shirt and jeans given by the Buddha, and his long earrings became Cheng is just like ordinary people, dressed like a big brother from a friendly neighbor.

"Asshole, who do you think I am here because of?"