Help! I Have Become Enlightened

There are countless words of greetings to Roman in Monkey's heart now, but after he witnessed the situation just now, he couldn't raise his fighting spirit. It seemed that as long as he was distorted by Gudazi's field and turned into a two-headed figure, he would completely lose his resistance and let him go. She butchered.

"Back quickly, release the treasure for a long-range attack."

Monkey King, who did not forget to command at the critical moment, retreated with the other two teammates, and the old sword continued to throw Excalibur with the holy sword of the star, but unfortunately the light cannon hit the bow of Noah's Ark It just dissipated and disappeared without any effect at all.

"Quick retreat, quick retreat, delay!"

Seeing that the monkey attack was ineffective, he immediately prepared a tactical retreat and tried his best to delay the time. Although he hated that old bastard Jue Zhe, the only way now is to help him buy time to solve the problems inside, and then wait for the boss to come out and end the game .

The three retreated at full speed, and Roman was forced by Gudazi's terrifying threat, so he could only stay beside Human Evil tremblingly, for fear that he would be torn into a red treasure box if he was not careful.

"Hahaha~ In this way, even the authorities can't stop me!"

Gudazi with a terrifying smile on her face, as long as she can hold the root (official) in her hands, she can live a happy life of drawing cards whenever she wants. At that time, she can arbitrarily strengthen the heroic spirits she likes. The guy directly weakens, and the whole world will sink in the hands of this ultimate human villain.

"Wow ka ka ka!"

With a genuine smile, Gu Dazi drove Noah's Ark and bumped into the Holy King of the Sky Wheel, and even the treasure of the Enlightened One gradually turned into a funny cartoon. The evil existence of human beings It will continue to spread and distort the entire Xingyue world into the palm of your hand.

"Duck rush!"

After stepping on the Tianlun Holy Queen, Gu Dazi chased the remaining three crowned people at a terrifying speed. At this time, the space outside the surrounding area was completely empty, and the three crowned heroes had nowhere to go. To escape, they can only land on the Heavenly Wheel Saint King, but sooner or later this place will be completely distorted by human evil, and everyone will be doomed.

"What to do! This is already a monster like an evil god, and we have no way to defeat her."

"Wait for time, run hard for me!"

The old sword and the monkey were arguing while running wildly, but the current situation is very obvious, they can't beat Gudazi, they can't run Gudazi, and in the end they can only be killed by this human evil.

She was originally a speechless white spear, and she was also running away with her companions on horseback, but at this moment, her eyes suddenly lit up, and she immediately turned to point at Gu Dazi and rushed straight over.

"Damn it, is she going to sacrifice herself to delay us!"

"Damn... don't waste her kindness, let's go."

Seeing Bai Qiandai's act of sacrificing himself bravely, Hou Zi and Jiu Jian could only grit their teeth and continue running. It was useless for them to stay here, so they could only seize this opportunity to delay for a while.

She rushed back to Gudazi's white spear, stopped at the distance where she was about to collide with the human, and then turned off her horse. This King Arthur's current behavior is not about sacrificing himself.

"call......"

Bai Qiandai took a deep breath, although the next move would make her very embarrassed, but in order to deal with the predicament in front of her, she had to do so.

Seeing the gudazi rushing madly, Bai Qiangda made up his mind, then put his right hand on his armor, pulled it hard, and then - the heart was revealed! !

In other words, when the spirit foundation breaks through and changes clothes, the northern hemisphere, which is extremely lethal, is directly revealed.

Immediately, Gudazi's speed became even faster, her blushing face was about to burst into steam, and then the human evil jumped on Bai Qiandai's body in an instant, rubbing against the northern hemisphere with her idiot-like smiling face. .

"Hey hey hey hey hey~~!"

Bai Qiang, who was not changed by the two-headed body's domain, was dumbfounded. It should be said that Gu Dazi deliberately restrained his own strength. After all, the northern hemisphere of the two-headed body is not so comfortable to rub.

"......"

"......"

"......"

The silent trio, the monkey, the old sword, and Roman didn't know what to say, but seeing Gu Dazi crazily and arrogantly rubbing against the northern hemisphere, why did he feel very envious...but It can be regarded as stopping this evil action of mankind.

The blushing and ashamed Bai Qiandao, she can only let the human beings hugging her in the northern hemisphere act recklessly, maybe this is the price of saving the world.

Becoming Gudazi of the third stage, although he has completely become the level of an evil god monster in terms of strength, but the price is a crazy drop in sanity value. For the situation, he still has a hand in Yiyi Lianhua.

At the critical moment just now, he quietly sent a message to Bai Qiandai, informing her:

"Seduce with sex!"

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Chapter 1 The Return

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In the third stage of BeastⅦ, an evil god-like human being, her thinking and rationality have fallen into chaos, and her power has already surpassed the dimensional existence that the crowned heroic spirits can bear. It is obviously meaningless to fight head-on.

But knowing Gudazi is like knowing yourself. As a collective existence of the masters of the Moon World, Yibu Lianhua certainly knows what she wants most.

Of course it's Nunoko!

There is no master who can stand still in the northern hemisphere where Bai Qiang is dumb, especially Gu Dazi when his sanity value is in chaos.

At this moment, it is safe for Bai Qiandai to use seductive tactics to delay her. After all, this world is full of protons, neutrons, electrons and women!

Regardless of the tactic, as long as it succeeds, it is a good tactic. Under the twitching eyes of the monkey, the old sword, and Roman, Bai Qiangda gave up resisting helplessly, letting Gudazi drooling and rubbing against his northern hemisphere. , the world may be that crazy.

Even though BeastⅦ has been dealt with, but Bai Qiandai sacrificed his body and appearance, he can be regarded as restraining this human naughty son, and now the final result depends on the two people fighting inside.

In Gudazi's consciousness space, the mutual competition and battles have not stopped. The two beings who are originally one are evenly divided. The fighting power between them is [-]-[-]. Winning is obviously not easy.

"You are almost enough, keep fighting like this endlessly."

"No matter how you look at it, those stinky bosses are involved in it. I don't think you will come up with a plan to destroy the world on a whim."

The martial arts in the hands are constantly moving, and while Lianhua is talking, the lotus flower in the palm is condensed and the Sanskrit Seal is slapped at Xi Mie Tianlai. The result of being able to persuade or kill Xi Mie Tianlai is the same. In the end, the two of them People want to become enlightened again, so now it is the words in the mouth and the movements in the hands.

It was also Xi Mie Tianlai who launched a palm in the same way, and Alan's holy seal came out together with black magic energy. The next moment the two palms were handed over to each other, the entire consciousness space began to turbulent. Maybe if the force is stronger next time, it will stimulate Gudazi to the outside.

"So what?"

"The play has to be a full set. For me, if it can destroy the moon world, it would be a good result."

"It's better to see what a wonderful scene it will be when the roots are shattered."

It's completely the villain's role in attacking Tianlai, even if there are other factors involved in fooling Gudazi into BeastⅦ, this does not hinder his custom-made plans and interests, after all, the source of cheating (official) is extremely evil and full of complaints .

Hearing Xi Mie Tianlai's words, he didn't take a step forward, and Gu Dazi's consciousness space is already a little unstable. If he continues to fight, he may stimulate the human beings outside to go crazy, and things will not work out by then Easy to do.

"If you have something to discuss, let's discuss it!"

"After we are divided into two, we have no way to log in to the contact network, and we have no idea what those stinky bosses are planning."

"Why don't we get back together and make a compromise?"

Yibu Lianhua wanted to become an enlightened person again. Although he knew the inside story of some things, Xi Mietian, who was behind the scenes, knew better. When he was deceived by the Buddha, the Buddha The bigwigs of the Internet are making do with themselves to do one thing.

Lianhua himself is not very clear about the specific details, but he knows quite a lot about his other evil body, Xi Mie Tianlai. The crisis brought by Cheng BeastⅦ was perfectly resolved.

"I won't do it!"

"I don't like this root very much, so I just took this opportunity to purify it."

"Do you think the plan I made to destroy the world is a joke?"

Rejecting Yibu Lianhua's request, it is obvious that Xi Mie Tian Lai personally has great resentment towards the root (official), perhaps this is also the hatred that exists in the hearts of countless masters.

If the official operation could treat the masters in a more friendly and friendly way, instead of always thinking about infinitely deceiving Krypton to withdraw money from the masters' cards, everyone would not be so angry.

The ten-year guarantee is poor, the daily benefits are poor, there is no function of one-click dog food, the liver cheating krypton also makes people lose their hair, everyone complains, sex deserves death!

Based on various dissatisfaction with Xingyue World, Xi Mietian was about to carry out the plan to the end, and Lianhua suddenly felt a pain in the head.

"This script can't go on like this!"

In any case, it is not advisable to destroy the world. In order to prevent his evil body from acting too aggressively, Yibu Lianhua has to find a way to deal with him now.

Realizing that there is no way to persuade Xi Mie Tianlai verbally, but if the violent battle continues, the consciousness space may not be able to bear it, so Yibu Lianhua had to do a wave of showmanship.

"It's the only thing I can do now!"

"Um!?"

Hearing Yibu Lianhua's helpless and sad tone, Xi Mie Tianlai felt that something was wrong, and his intuition was frantically warning himself to stop Yibu Lianhua's next actions.

"If it's not bad, I'd expect that group of bigots to be watching the live broadcast right now."

Regarding the existence of the Buddhist network, this transcendental contact network is a tool for watching live broadcasts for Buddhist bigwigs and heavenly fathers. One Step Lianhua estimates that 100% of those bigwigs are watching the live broadcast now, so he will use it now It's a last resort.

"We are the same person, so you should know it too, right, that secret that must never be told!"

"Wait... do you want to!?"

"That's right! Now that's the case, I can only do this."

With Xi Mie Tianlai's eyes wide open in horror, Bu Lianhua said helplessly at the corner of her mouth:

"The secret hidden in my computer is...!"

"Yarmino!!"

Before Yibu Lianhua could say the secret names hidden in each otaku's computer, Xi Mie Tianlai had already screamed and rushed over. Now he directly let go of the resistance, ready to immediately Reunited with Yibu Lianhua.

A self-detonation attack is a suicide style that completely abandons one's face and dignity. In the situation where Xi Mie Tianlai is unwilling to be an individual, Yiyi Lianhua can only do this.

The big deal is that everyone should stop being human and expose their privacy and secrets, then blew themselves up and died together!

Obviously, for the self-destruction that didn't even want Lianhua's face, Xi Mietianlai still needs to show some face. In this case, he can only take the first step and choose to reunite in order to prevent this insane self-destruction.

Without any accidents, the two of them were directly re-integrated into one body. After Yiyi Lianhua (good body) and Xi Mie Tianlai (bad body) returned to their positions, the Enlightened One appeared under a ray of light.

As soon as he returned to the Enlightened Being, he couldn't help but shudder, and his old background was almost exposed.

"Ma Dan, I can no longer believe the words of these stinky bosses, I was almost cheated to death!"

"These two bastards dare to build this kind of aircraft. If I really say it, I will die with regret."

"No... Those two guys are actually me, and suddenly I feel a pain in the head..."

Fortunately, his own secrets have not been exposed, and the Enlightened One will not continue to write on this matter. Now he is going to declare an end to Beast VII.

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Chapter 2 End and Beginning

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When I was addicted to fishing and paddling, there were always big bosses trying to murder me. This is probably the true inner portrayal of the Enlightened One.

But the matter has come to this point, and the follow-up work that should be done still needs to be done. The crisis of Beast VII was brought about by him, and it must be resolved by him in the end.