Help! I Have Become Enlightened

"Maomao, you brought a guest."

His stealth has been detected by others, and Xia Bodhi directly showed up and walked out without any embarrassment. Looking at the overwhelmed woman and the black cat in her arms, she already knew who these two were. identity.

"Concubine Yang, and the gods of Fomalhaut."

"You know us?"

"I learned about it from Layman Xiangshan."

Xia Bodhi told the truth without concealment, but this made the black cat a little unhappy and furious.

"Looking at your clothes, you can tell that it is the person called by that smelly monk Huai Su!"

"Misunderstanding, I'm just here to deliver the letter."

He waved his hand to show that he is just a Xia Bodhi who eats melons. He doesn't have the hobby of fighting with others as soon as he meets him. He needs to satisfy his desire to eat melons first.

When I met the person involved, I happened to have a lot of inside gossip to learn about. The Enlightened One was like a paparazzi obsessed with discovering gossip.

"I want to ask the gods of Fomalhaut why you took away Bai Juyi's soul."

"Take what you like, can't you?"

"Forehead....."

Hearing the slightly cute answer from "Concubine Yang", Xia Bodhi first organized his own words, and then asked like a paparazzi reporter interviewing the parties:

"Then why do you like Layman Xiangshan, and why don't you just take his soul away?"

"You, you talk a lot of nonsense!"

The black cat was obviously a little impatient and became angry, but "Concubine Yang" comforted her and made her lie down again. At this time, the gods of Fomalhaut told Xia Bodhi the reason.

"I like "Song of Everlasting Regret" very much. If his soul is taken away, there will be a lot less poems, so I have to wait for Bai Juyi to die of old age before taking him away."

"I see....."

From this point of view, there is really nothing wrong with it. To the Outer Gods, the years of human beings are just a flick of a finger. Give Bai Juyi a BUFF brand first, and wait for him to collect the soul after death. The great poet died young to save his regrets, and he can take away his favorite things. This business is sure to make a profit.

It's just that I didn't expect that the outer god of Fomalhaut is also a fan of Bai Juyi's poetry. This Xiangshan layman is really famous. It's really a pity that this person came later, and came to the human world decades earlier. It is estimated that Li Bai will not escape the clutches.

After the inner doubts are resolved, you might as well talk more with Xia Bodhi and this outer god, anyway, Bai Juyi is not dead yet, and it doesn't matter to chat more before drawing swords to face each other.

"You like human things?"

"Is there any problem? I also like Li Bai's poems very much, so I took him away long ago."

Withdrawing the foreword, that Taibai poetry fairy has already fallen into the clutches of the devil, but it seems that the time is not a problem. Li Bai and Li Longji both died in the same year. If someone outside the door invites him, then Li Bai is sure to escape.

Where is that Taibai Poet Fairy now, and how is his treatment? Let's not talk about it. If Bai Juyi knows that Li Bai has fallen into the hands of "Concubine Yang", he will pack himself up and send him there right away. rush.

After being speechless for a while, Xia Bodhi was going to change the topic to ask, for example, about the black cat Concubine Yang Gui.

"You made an agreement with Yang Yuhuan, why?"

"Cute human beings are like cats and dogs. It's normal for people to have cats and dogs."

"That's it...then why hasn't she seen you come forward after being under the Big Wild Goose Pagoda for so long?"

Xia Bodhi is quite curious. If the gods of Fomalhaut raised Concubine Yang as a cat, why did she not see the outer god when she was suppressed by Master Huai Su and sent to the Big Wild Goose Pagoda for so long? It happened.

"Long time?"

"Um... more than 40 years, it should be quite a long time."

"More than 40 years, the time is very short."

"......"

There may be a certain deviation in the concept of time between the two parties. It is estimated that in the eyes of the foreign gods of Fomalhaut, Concubine Yang Guifei has been suppressed under the Big Wild Goose Pagoda for more than 40 years, and she may go out with her and put the cat in someone else's house for a day or two. God, just come back and pick it up... This is not a problem at all.

At this moment, the black cat is trembling with cold air!She was suppressed under the Big Wild Goose Pagoda for more than 40 years, and her master ignored her. The affectionate master felt that this time was not long at all. I am afraid that if Bai Juyi hadn't released her, she would not be able to get out until the monk Huai Su passed away.

"Then when are you going back to Fomalhaut?"

Xia Bodhi is more concerned about the issue that the existence of outer gods walking in the human world is not very good after all. If you walk with people beside the ant nest, if you are not careful, you will cause a tragic tragedy. Alien gods It's better to return to the alien planet as soon as possible.

"Maomao will not die until the fall of the Tang Dynasty, and only then can I go back."

"Huh..."

The enlightened person focused his eyes on the black cat, and it was this noble concubine cat who caused the emotion. He thought that Wu Jun used Taoism to move the soul of Concubine Yang Guifei to the imperial cat, but he accidentally summoned the outer god of Fomalhaut as well. However, the main reason lies in Concubine Yang herself.

Just like the boat rope tied to the horse's head, if you want to sail off the shore, you must untie the rope, and the black cat Yang Guifei is this rope.

Frightened by Xia Bodhi's gaze, the black cat Yang Guifei frowned again, threateningly said:

"What do you want to do!"

"I don't want to do anything, I haven't thought of ending the Tang Dynasty in advance."

Getting rid of this black cat would be tantamount to ruining Tang Chao’s rare luck. Anyway, the luck of the late Tang Dynasty will not last long, just wait for her to enjoy her old age·jpg

I have almost asked about the things I am interested in. Xia Bodhi is about to say goodbye. Anyway, it is estimated that we will meet again in a few days and fight. But at this time, the girl of Outer God stood up, and she came to Longxia with bare feet. in front of you.

"I find you are cute too, be my dog."

"......"

Madan!This is a bit insulting, even though Xia Bodhi knows the hobbies of the gods outside Fomalhaut, she likes handsome men and beautiful women very much, but I have to say that Nisan's appearance is everywhere. It's not surprising to be seen as a type who can rely on his face for food.

It's just what the hell are you talking about, as your dog... Can you please learn how to speak well first, so as not to be beaten.

Don't even think about such things, Xia Bodhi's answer is yes.

"But I refuse!"

"it's a pity....."

The girl from Fomalhaut's Outer God had a look of disappointment on her face, matching her overpowering appearance was very distressing, but what she said next didn't make people like it at all.

"Then, I'll brand you too."

Here it comes—the foreign god of human trafficking, she is going to buy and sell by force again.

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Chapter 9 If you are unhappy, play a game

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Qingyan was ignited on the body of the outer god girl of Fomalhaut. She stretched out her creamy right hand to brand Xia Bodhi in front of her, just like seeing a cute cat and dog, and signed herself on them in advance. The name, wait until it is almost time to adopt.

It's just that when the outer god girl touched Xia Bodhi's body, what she touched was just a phantom of Bodhi, and Li Bai's poems still echoed.

"Jun is not uncle Suntong, and I am totally different from him."

Xia Bodhi replied by borrowing Li Bai's poem "Mocking Lu Confucianism" to sarcastically tell her that everyone is not a fellow traveler, and this poem is Li Bai's most famous curse poem. People who know what they know understand it themselves.

The Fomalhaut girl who liked Li Bai's poems knew Xia Bodhi's ironic meaning, she stroked the concubine cat in her arms, and asked intimately:

"Maomao, why did he scold me?"

"......"

The concubine cat doesn't know how to answer the master's words. Tell her that you will let others be your dog as soon as you open your mouth. It was an astonishing thing. For a lustful person, he would immediately fall under the pomegranate's skirt.

Although she knows a lot about human knowledge, the Fomalhaut girl, who lacks common sense, can't understand it, and the concubine cat is not easy to explain. What should I say about the cat, it's too difficult for her.

After bidding farewell to the Outer God and her cat, Xia Bodhi returned to the home of the lay monks in Xiangshan. After the sun rose the next day, Mr. Bai Juyi got up early in the morning full of energy, and he was watching from the pond in the backyard early. The white lotus and the crane are extremely elegant and joyful.

And when Xia Bodhi came over, the first sentence of old man Bai Juyi was very astonishing.

"I thought, maybe I will die today."

"Others wish to be happy when they are in good health. Why do you always think about dying?"

It's best not to say what the bad guys are interested in face to face. After Xia Bodhi said goodbye, Mr. Bai Juyi took a sip of tea before talking slowly.

"When a person is about to die, the light comes back. I have been lying in bed for many days and I am not far from death. Today, my body is suddenly the same as when I was young. It must be the last moment."

"But this is just right. It would be a pity to die on the bed. Let's take advantage of this last day and write another poem."

Seeing Bai Juyi's poetry, Xia Bodhi didn't say anything. He just greeted the servants on behalf of the Xiangshan layman. After sending the paper and ink, Long Xia personally studied the ink for the old man Bai Juyi. There are only so many things that the great poets of the Tang Dynasty can do.

It's just that after preparing the pen and ink, Bai Juyi couldn't write for a long time. He was full of knowledge but he didn't know what to write at the moment, and he was thinking back and forth in a daze.

After a long time, Bai Juyi suddenly asked Xia Bo beside him.

"Long Xia, do you think I can see Li Bai when I go to the underworld after I die?"

"It might work."

He answered this question for Xiangshan Layman in an uncertain tone. Xia Bodhi is not good at telling the truth. If you tell him that Li Bai’s soul has also been taken away by the foreign god of Fomalhaut, Bai Juyi is not straightforward. Send yourself to the door for nothing.

But after Xia Bodhi answered, Mr. Bai Juyi sighed helplessly.

"I have wanted to see Li Bai all my life. The wish that cannot be fulfilled in life should be fulfilled after death."

"It's just... If the soul is taken away by that god outside the sky, it will be a grudge!"

Once Mr. Bai Juyi's lamenting words came out, Xia Bodhi's feeling of guilt became more serious, as if it was an unacceptable act for him to stop the girl from Fomalhak, hindering the poet's lifelong wish of meeting the poet, This is so stressful.

Judging from the action, I have done a good thing, but judging from the results of the parties, it is a bad thing. It is impossible to determine whether this conflict is good or bad, and I am in a dilemma.

After saying goodbye, Bai Juyi realized something, and he wrote a poem on paper.

"Twelve taels of new cotton brown, wrapped in clothes warm like spring."

"A pillow of fragrant wadding, leaning against and sitting firmly on people."

"The servant sent him to taste the medicinal herbs, and the children and grandchildren brushed the clothes and towels with me."

"Looking back at the left and right, you can be ashamed, support the disabled and retire."

After writing, Bai Juyi smiled as if mocking himself, picked up the paper and read the poem he just wrote.

"When I was old and weak, I still thought about my last wish, but I never thought about taking good care of my family and servants for several years."

"This poem should be called "Being Worthless"."

In Bai Juyi's last poem, instead of the madness of a poet demon, there is only the incompetence and shame of an old man who has passed away.

After seeing Bai Juyi's "Being Worthless", Xia Bodhi made a decision. After the girl from Fomalhaut came to the door, let the soul of Bai Juyi go to see Li Bai. This is his last wish. up.