Help! I Have Become Enlightened

So, in the dead of night, Bai Juyi followed the master to his meditation room, and he had been in touch with him for a long time.

"Master Huai Su, I have let Concubine Yang go without authorization, and I have caused you trouble."

"It's okay, it's fate that you came here, it's fine to let her leave this Big Wild Goose Pagoda."

"My humble Bai Juyi is puzzled about something, please Master Huai Su to clarify."

When the scholar met the monk, what he asked was not about the woman he was in love with, but about another man's past.

"I have heard that Li Bai had a good relationship with the master before his death. I want the master to comment on whether my "Song of Everlasting Regret" or Li Bai's "Qingping Diao" is better."

As a Poet Demon, Bai Juyi naturally has his own arrogance. He worships and obsesses with Li Bai, but he doesn't think he will be inferior to Li Bai. "Song of Everlasting Regret" is his painstaking work, and he thinks it can be compared with Li Bai's "Qingping Diao" Last match.

And the reason why Bai Juyi persisted in investigating the truth about Concubine Yang's death was that he believed that Li Bai was able to write such a good poem "Qing Ping Diao" because he had seen Concubine Yang with his own eyes, but he himself could only gather and figure out from the materials of later generations. So there will always be a gap.

Now that he saw Concubine Yang Gui, even though it was a black cat, and also met Master Huai Su, Bai Juyi couldn't help but want to ask Li Bai's friends to comment on "Song of Everlasting Regret" that he had already made.

"Although it's hard to comment, I want to listen to "Song of Everlasting Sorrow" by Layman Xiangshan."

Master Huai Su is an eminent Buddhist monk, but he is extremely obsessed with literati's pen and ink. His title of "Grass Sage" is not given for nothing.

After drafting and researching ink, Bai Juyi recited his "Song of Everlasting Sorrow" to Master Huai Su after Grass Sage prepared his pen and ink, and Cao Sage wrote "Song of Everlasting Sorrow" with his pen and ink. After reading it carefully, he said:

"Double dragons are fighting each other, and each has its own merits. Maybe you can recite the poem to Concubine Yang, and she can make a better evaluation."

"No, this is fine, Master Huai Su commented."

Yang Guifei?Concubine Yang knows what a fart, how can a mere woman have a good friend of Li Bai, Master Huai Su has a high gold content, Bai Juyi is satisfied when he can hear Master Huai Su say this, he does not seek to surpass his idol, But to be able to have the same level is ecstasy, my fanboy Bai Juyi is satisfied.

"The "Song of Everlasting Sorrow" written by this piece will be given to the Layman in Xiangshan."

"Master Huai Su's kindness, my humble Bai Juyi will never forget it."

The original handwriting of Cao Sheng, and it is his own "Song of Everlasting Sorrow". Bai Juyi is almost fainted from happiness. This authentic work of Cao Sheng must be treasured and preserved. Bai Juyi is going to hire a craftsman and spend a lot of money to build a safe Besides.

The above is how Bai Juyi let Concubine Yang go and met Master Huai Su. After hearing so many stories about Xiangshan Layman, Xia Boti felt a little strange, so he asked:

"Didn't you always say it was a wrong thing you committed, which sounds like a good thing?"

"I haven't finished my sentence yet, what are you in a hurry for?"

Bai Juyi glanced at Xia Bodhi. Young people nowadays are really impatient. He is old, and his mouth is dry after talking so much in one breath. He waited for the servant to make tea for a sip before continuing to preach:

"Concubine Yang Gui came to see me later, and she would often eat some dried fish at my house and play around with me."

"Although it's not surprising to come back to you, this relationship really treats itself like a cat, and is looking for a shit-shoveling officer?"

Xia Bodhi was amazed, this is really a very strange story, the wonderful life of Bai Juyi and the black cat Yang Guifei is a good story.

"But this is a mistake I made. Concubine Yang Guifei should not have been let go from the Big Wild Goose Pagoda, let alone get along with me all the time."

But after saying this, Bai Juyi's complexion became ugly. Although the old man's complexion was not very good at first, it was now visible to the naked eye and turned livid.

"I overlooked one thing at the beginning. Why did Concubine Yang first say that she was the Immortal Shijie, and that she was transferred to the Yumao and turned into a monster, which has nothing to do with the Immortal Shijie."

"What's more, how could Concubine Yang Guifei's fate be integrated with the fate of the Tang Dynasty, and how could Wu Yun be condemned to death by heaven."

"Most importantly, where is Concubine Yang's body? I completely overlooked this point."

Turning around, after hearing Bai Juyi's words, the enlightened person immediately felt that the melon was fragrant and sweet, but he hated why he didn't have melon seeds in his hand, and he could eat melon while eating melon seeds, what a pity.

Involuntarily, Xiangshan Layman brought it back into his own memories. It was when he was still an official in the Tang Dynasty. Bai Juyi was supposed to live in the palace as a Hanlin scholar, but he personally liked the wind of mountains and wilds, standing out from the crowd to build I lived in a thatched house, and no one disturbed me in Qingxian's elegant residence.

Concubine Yang Gui, who turned into a black cat, would often come to Bai Juyi to play, because there are small dried fish to eat, and the relationship between the two of them has become a lot closer after going back and forth. Maybe there will be a good marriage story.

One day, when Bai Juyi came back from court to return to his thatched house, he heard the sound of a pipa before entering the courtyard. The alluring woman sat on the ground and played her pipa.

Such a beautiful scenery, Bai Juyi would not bother him, he waited for the woman to play the pipa and play the neon clothes and feathers, and then asked rashly:

"Who is the girl? Why does she play the pipa in my house?"

"Hehe...don't you always want to see me?"

"This....."

Bai Juyi was stunned for a moment, he was suddenly surprised to think that there is a beauty who is so beautiful and good at playing the pipa, and that he often complains in the ear of the black cat because he wants to see Concubine Yang's true face.

"Could it be that you are Yang Guifei?!"

"I am Concubine Yang, and I am not Concubine Yang, but this body is indeed Concubine Yang."

"What does that mean?"

Bai Juyi couldn't understand what Yang Guifei meant, but at this moment a black cat he was very familiar with rushed to the thatched cottage and shouted at Bai Juyi:

"Run away!"

Unfortunately, after the black cat finished speaking, Bai Juyi, who was looking directly at Concubine Yang, felt as if he had seen Qingyan that could burn the whole world, and then fainted.

When Bai Juyi woke up again, he was still in his thatched hut, but the woman who was Concubine Yang had already left, and only the black cat was waiting by his side.

"Bai Juyi, I hurt you..."

Hearing the sobbing apology from the black cat, Bai Juyi couldn't recover for a long time. His mind was still full of that smoldering flame, as if he would never forget it in his life. It took him a long time to wake up, rubbed his brows and asked .

"What's going on, that woman... She said she was Concubine Yang, but she also said that she was not Concubine Yang."

"It's all because of me."

The black cat lowered her head and shed tears, and she talked about her own life, the past experienced by the person named Yang Yuhuan.

Before her marriage, Yang Yuhuan became a monk for a while and became a female crown. She received Taoist teachings from the Taoist priest Luo Gongyuan, and received the Taoist title of "Taoist Priest of Taizhen".

In this world, Taoism is a real and unpredictable ability. What did Yang Yuhuan learn?She didn't understand it very clearly, but she remembered that when she was practicing Taoism, she had traveled far and wide. It seemed that she had reached an agreement with a great existence. In the end, the soul will return to heaven.

Yang Yuhuan, who didn't quite understand the situation at first, told her master about the matter. Luo Gongyuan, a Taoist priest with immortal abilities, told Yang Yuhuan that she had made a vow with the god of Fomalhaut, and that her soul would become Penglai's after death. Fairy.

I didn't learn the divine channel technique, but I did come into contact with this indescribable mysterious event. Later, Yang Yuhuan became Tang Xuanzong's most beloved concubine, just as promised in the oath, and was loved by three thousand people.

After the mutiny at Maweiyi, this agreement should have been completed with Concubine Yang being bestowed to death by the emperor, but... Li Longji made a big taboo and made Wu Jun make a big mistake. Concubine Yang's soul was attracted and possessed by Yumao.

In the end, because of the agreement between Yang Yuhuan and the god of Fomalhaut, he also summoned the indescribable god in Fomalhaut to Concubine Yang.

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Chapter 8: Fomalhaut

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After listening to Bai Juyi's narration of the past, Xia Bodhi exclaimed that the unfolding was as exciting as a roller coaster. I thought it was quite a story style of Liaozhaizhiyi, but it turned into a Cthulhu painting style later on. Alright.

However, there are many stories about ancient Chinese gods and gods. It is quite interesting to mix in Cthulhu elements and there is no sense of disobedience.

After Bai Juyi finished talking about his past, Xia Bodhi asked about this Xiangshan layman.

"That concubine Yang Gui who is possessed by the God Beyond Heaven, did she do anything to you?"

"She carved a brand on me, and after my death, her soul will be taken away by her."

"Oh? Why did she do that."

"I don't know, it's still difficult for mortals to understand the meaning of the gods."

Shaking his head, Bai Juyi expressed that he was not clear about it at all, and he added later:

"I am on good terms with Master Huai Su. In order not to let me suffer after suffering this bad luck, the master traveled to the underworld to tell the king of hell for me. After my death, my soul will be taken away by the ghosts and gods of the underworld."

"So that's how it is. I'm going to talk about why there is a recent incident in Luoyang where Yin soldiers used their way."

Xia Bodhi understood the situation. After death, the soul returns to the underworld is the order of the Three Realms. If "Concubine Yang" wanted to take away Bai Juyi's soul, he was challenging the authority of the underworld. Master Huai Su went to the king of Hades to complain , when Xiangshan Layman dies, there will be ghost soldiers and ghost generals from the underworld to personally escort him back.

As for why Master Huai Su didn't go out to protect Bai Juyi himself, I think it's a little strange that you didn't call the police the first time you knew about the thief coming from your house, but prepared to ask someone to help catch the thief together.

Is it the order of heaven and earth that the underworld governs the dead, or that sentence~~ If you want to snatch people from King Yama, do you think you are the Daluo Jinxian?

I don't know if that "Concubine Yang" is Daluo Jinxianxia Bodhi, but he guesses that there are not enough ghost soldiers and ghost generals in the city to fill his teeth. No wonder the old monk Huai Su asked him to deliver the letter. Hang to help.

But the presence of ghost soldiers and ghost generals in Luoyang City already showed one thing. The underworld's actions showed that Bai Juyi would die in the near future.

"Those two concubines Yang Gui haven't come to look for you since then?"

"Hmm... It seems that I have hurt me. After the black cat Concubine Yang Guifei left without saying goodbye, she has never appeared again, and the God of Outer Heaven who occupied Concubine Yang, she has also disappeared without a trace since then."

"It's kind of weird."

It's not that the Enlightened One has never seen an Outer God. Although he knows that those guys have more or less mental problems, they won't do such nonsensical things.

After thinking about it, Xia Bodhi bowed to Bai Juyi and said:

"I would like to bother you for a few days at Layman Xiangshan's house, is that okay?"

"Haha~ Of course it doesn't matter, you can treat my place as your own home, and you can live as long as you want."

Of course, Bai Juyi agreed with a smile, because the letter Master Huai Su gave him had clear instructions, asking him to find a way to keep Xia Bodhi in his house. If you are lucky, you may not be able to survive this disaster.

Wonderful things unfolded wonderfully. In the middle of the night, Xia Bodhi did not lie down to sleep. He walked around the city of Luoyang for a few times and saw that the streets were almost crowded with ghost soldiers and generals. Strength, dispatched an army for a Bai Juyi.

But this is not just a matter of the soul of the dead, it is also related to the face and authority of the underworld, just like the difference between stealing and robbery.

Wu Jun recruiting Concubine Yang's soul is a matter of stealing, it is not easy to be discovered by the underworld, and even if it is discovered, it is not a big problem, if you do this secretly, the ghosts and gods of the underworld can turn a blind eye It's over when you don't see it.

But now that "Concubine Yang" wants to take away Bai Juyi's soul, it's still a robbery notice issued decades ago, can this hell still pretend it didn't see it?Even if you can pretend you didn't see it, but Master Huai Su came to report the crime in person, so you have to take care of it.

The underworld wants to make a statement, so there are Yin soldiers in Luoyang, ghosts and gods guard Bai Juyi, and when the Xiangshan layman dies, his soul is brought back to the underworld safe and sound.

It is difficult for ordinary people to see ghosts and gods, but because there are too many ghost soldiers and ghost generals in Luoyang City, there is no sun at night to gather yin to show up, and the ghost soldiers use this method to scare the people in the city. The watchman also stayed at home and lost his job.

Xia Bodhi didn't have the naive idea of ​​dismissing these ghost soldiers and ghost generals, don't say anything stupid like disturbing the people and causing trouble, they will disperse after staying in Luoyang City for a few days at most, although the words may be a bit harsh, but Bai Juyi With his current physical condition, he might not be able to make it through tonight.

And now the ghost soldiers and ghost generals sent by the underworld are teammates, so they can't act like blindly attacking friendly teammates before the enemy arrives.

After walking around Luoyang City for a few more times, and confirming that the ghost soldiers and generals did not cause substantial harm to the people of Luoyang, Xia Bodhi went back to his residence, but when he returned to Bai Juyi's mansion, he noticed something strange. There is a black cat lying on the wing of Xiangshan Layman's house.

The cat's vigilance is very keen. After seeing Xia Bodhi's gaze, the black cat immediately got up and jumped away. The black figure was hard to find in the night, and it was impossible to chase it.

But Xia Bodhi is not an ordinary person. The moment he saw the black cat, he realized that things were going to be fun, so after the black cat ran away for a long distance, he followed behind him leisurely, wanting to see and chase after him. Are there any surprises?

The action of the black cat is extraordinary. After jumping out of the 20-meter-high city wall of Luoyang City by climbing the wall, it fled towards the wilderness without stopping.

This black cat can really run, but it still has too few legs if it wants to run past Xia Bodhi. Long Xia, who followed behind the black cat, did not show her figure, but followed quietly until she stopped in front of a stream. step.

"Cat, where did you go?"

A woman wearing a chest-length skirt sat beside the stream, her feet splashing in the water, and her beauty could be described as overwhelming. After hugging the black cat in her arms, she looked towards the darkness.