Help! I Have Become Enlightened

Heizi: "My lord! That scum called "Misfortune" is not the annoying Mr. Ape, I need Heizi to clean up this bug. "

Last article: "You perverted woman, don't treat people like bugs."

Heizi: "All male creatures who dare to approach my sister are dirty bugs that are not even as good as cockroaches. Mr. Ape, you should die early."

"Kuroko!"

Misaka Mikoto shouted angrily, she completed an electrotherapy kill directly in the dormitory, and only replied very sorry after turning this perverted school girl who always caused troubles to herself into a grilled octopus.

Meiqin: "Sorry, I have already taught this guy Heizi a lesson, don't mind her words."

Gabriel: "In short, there are eight people together, but this "One-Eyed Princess" doesn't talk much? "

One-eyed Ji: "Boring... If there are enemies, just destroy them."

Gabriel: "As soon as you hear these words, you know it's the old black devil."

The good-for-nothing angel gave Eye Ji a thumbs-up. She likes this kind of teammate who doesn't force DPS to bombard her indiscriminately.

By the way, the game character of One Eye Ji is also a cat girl, her first job is a black mage, and the equipment projected on her body is a pitch-black Ada. She also wears an eye patch and a witch hat, so that she has a sense of identity. .

Saten: "That's right! Xiaojia is going to work in a maid cafe, let's go and support her tomorrow."

Heizi: "Eh? This homeless person actually goes out to work."

Chuchun: "No...unbelievable!"

Heizi and Chuchun were surprised, but the four people who had the team meeting did not have any emotional fluctuations, and everything was planned. The next step is the guardian angel battle. Tomorrow, I will go to the maid cafe to check out the spots. If the taste is good, I will go there often .

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Chapter 4 Coffee Gossip

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In Academy City, just like what was decided, Gabriel went to work in a popular maid coffee shop in the seventh school district. Because she was a cute girl who looked like an angel, the useless angel was dismissed by the store manager without any problem. I got hired.

"Xiaojia, so cute!"

Looking at Gabriel, who was wearing a maid outfit, with her messy blond hair tied into a long ponytail, Saten Ruiko gave her a big thumbs up.

"If I were a boy, I couldn't help but want to marry Xiaojia back home."

"Even if you're a girl, you often do dangerous things..."

Uiharu, who complained silently, came to the maid coffee shop where Gabriel worked with Saten Reiko, and Chuchun felt bitter when she often had her skirt uplifted by her best friend. Gender has long been unable to stop Saten The big devil.

"It's so annoying, I really want to go home and play games."

Bringing the two cups of coffee with milk on the coffee tray to Chuchun and Renzi's table, she sat down and turned into a useless salted fish.

Gabriel, who didn't care that she was still working, put her head on the table and grumbled feebly.

"Sure enough, it's too troublesome to work part-time. It's better to let the world be destroyed."

"Don't just curse the destruction of the world just because of such a trivial matter."

Squeezing Gabriel's soft and cute face, Saten Saten smiled and comforted her, while Kamijou Touma, who was at the table behind the girls, was almost sweating, this good-for-nothing angel is too free Bar.

Concerned about Miss Angel's daily life, Kamijou Touma came to the maid cafe where Gabriel worked in advance, but did not bring index, the big stomach nun, Tsuchimikado said he had something to do, and only Othinus followed Together.

In Kamijou, Touma asked the Enlightened One why Ms. Angel would destroy the world just because she was upset. Isn't there any punishment?The Enlightened One told him the reason through the microphone.

"Because there are many worlds in the Bible and Christianity, even if an angel accidentally destroys the world, at most it will be a review, so...well, you understand what I mean."

"This kind of reason is too casual..."

"Didn't you know that after experiencing the "Angel Fall" incident, everything in the world doesn't make much sense to angels themselves, and things like values ​​are different from person to person, let alone people and angels. "

The old educator, Jue Zhe, is always trying to tell others the truth. As for whether Kamijou Touma can understand it is another matter, at least Anji thinks there is nothing wrong with her words. She herself is a demon god with the power to change the world freely. , and originally according to her plan... After obtaining the complete power of the demon god, the first thing to do is to destroy the world.

"In short, you don't need to think too much about it. You just need to take care of this useless angel after the summer vacation, and she will go back by herself."

"I hope it will be successful."

Kamijou Touma sighed, he was very pessimistic about his future life, the Enlightenment said it lightly, but the man just watched from the side, of course the work of talking about it was easy.

I don't know what to do next. Kamijou Touma's idea is to send this Angel lady home quickly, but it seems that this will at least delay the whole summer vacation, and it will trouble people to death.

After complaining, Gabriel continued to return to her work position. Although the useless angel was a bit lazy and discouraged, she could still occasionally burst out of perseverance for her krypton gold plan, at least... . Let's work honestly at a maid cafe today.

We made an appointment to meet at this coffee shop. Kamijou Touma and Oneeye Hime were the first to come, but he silently watched as a passer-by. After Saten and Uiharu came to say hello to Gabriel, Misaka Mikoto and Shirai Kuroko arrived late.

"That annoying Xingyan, Heizi, I am absolutely loyal to my sister, so I will not reveal any information about my sister."

"I think you may have revealed...."

Mikoto covered her forehead and shook her head. For some reason, her perverted schoolgirl Shirai Kuroko got into trouble with that cow girl. LV5 Shokuho Misaki, ranked fifth in Academy City, has the ability of comprehensive mind manipulation, except for Mikoto. People who have their own electromagnetic field protection, basically anyone who meets her will not be able to avoid the situation of being brainwashed.

"Although I don't know what that annoying woman wants to do, but Heizi, you should be careful recently, don't run into her again by yourself."

"Don't worry, that woman's breasts are not attractive to Heizi anymore, only my sister's flat figure is my favorite!"

"God damn it!"

Perverted Kuroko's perverted speech, she was KO'd by Misaka Mikoto's fist with lightning on the spot. This guy who writes perverted and reads as a slut can't learn how to behave.

Arriving at the coffee shop that she had made an appointment with, Mikoto just wanted to say hello to Saten and Uiharu when she saw Kamijou Touma and Oneeye Hime sitting together, she walked over aggressively and slapped her hands on the table .

"You bastard, do you have something to say to me!"

"Well...Misaka, calm down...you have something to say."

"Then explain to me, what is the relationship between her and you living together?"

Going straight to the point, Misaka Mikoto questioned the relationship between Kamijou and One-eye Hime on the spot, which made our Mr. Kamijou flustered and flustered, what should he say?Last night when Mikoto had a crazy private chat, he had already said that One-eyed Ji was a magician who temporarily stayed at his home to help deal with the angel incident, but Miss Misaka didn't believe it at all.

No matter what kind of magician or demon she is, in Mikoto's view, as long as a man and a woman live together, there will definitely be an improper relationship between men and women, and there will be a red capital letter on her head.

Kamijou Touma was in a dilemma, Misaka Mikoto was stalking her with a murderous look, while One-eyed Hime enjoyed the joyful picture and drank coffee slowly, the aura of Zhenggong was as stable as Mount Tai.

"Wow! Is Mikoto-senpai dating a high school student, but it seems that there is a third person, and it's a surprise to meet here."

Of course Mikoto and Kuroko saw the arrival of Mikoto and Kuroko at the first time, but Misaka Mikoto did not come to them, instead she questioned Kamijou Touma with murderous eyes, which made Saten Saten Saten, who loves gossip news, raging with paparazzi combustion.

"According to my observation, the high school student with the hedgehog head looks ordinary, but he is very lucky."

"How did you see that?"

Renzi's analysis makes Chuchun wonder, can such a thing be seen by just looking at it?

"Hmph! To be liked by Misaka-senpai, and to be accompanied by a beautiful woman, at first glance, she is someone who is very lucky."

"It turns out...that's how it is."

Uiharu couldn't refute Saten's words for a while, but at this time, Shirai Kuroko, who was biting a handkerchief, came to them, with an expression that wished to kill Kamijou Touma with his eyes.

"Heizi knows that my lord sister was deceived by that ape-like bastard. This scum, who is not even as good as a frog urinating, dares to deceive my lord's feelings. Heizi wants to find a chance to stuff him in the toilet."

"As a disciplinary committee member, your statement is very dangerous."

"Heizi doesn't care, the pests that get close to my sister must die!"

"Cold...calm down."

Chuchun hurriedly persuaded Heizi that if she really sent him to the toilet on the spur of the moment, there would be a big problem.

However, the dispute soon ended. Misaka Mikoto knew that she should be more careful in public places, and introduced Kamijou and One-eyed Princess to others after her anger subsided.

"These two are my friends, and you also know each other in the game."

"The bastard with the hedgehog is "Unfortunate", and the girl is "One-eyed Princess". "

We have already met in the game, and now going to the maid coffee shop is equivalent to an offline meeting. It is not troublesome to introduce and get to know each other, but Saenko secretly gossips about it in Chuchun's ear.

"It's definitely not an ordinary friend. The relationship between Misaka-senpai and this high school student is intriguing."

"Tears!"

Just like dealing with Kuroko, Misaka Mikoto blushed anxiously and pulled Renko's big mouth, making her face deformed, and the Great Demon King Saten could only call surrender.

"Wrong nest! Misaka-senpai... let go quickly."

"So our family and friends are here."

When it comes to things about the game, Gabriel ran over faster than anyone else at work, and the waste angel carefully counted the number of people, and it seemed that there were only 7 people including herself. Are you coming?"

"Tsuchimikado has other things to attend, so we will come to the offline meeting first."

"Is it like this."

After understanding the matter, Gabriel didn't care, she only cared that her relatives and friends were all acquaintances, and it would be easy to deal with it. If anyone dares to play the book and become an actor, Miss Angel will come to him in minutes, and kill everyone's head. Throw it into the wall.

"Tell me in advance that if you play me, you will be punished by heaven."

"No... no problem."

Kamijou, who was sweating and nodding, concentrated on watching the guide when he turned around. If he was marked as an actor, he would be in bad luck.

Just like that, the offline gathering started to be lively and lively, and the store manager didn’t ask Gabriel about fishing at work. In his opinion, the relatives and friends of the working maids were potential customers. It's bad for your own business.

While chatting, Kamijou Touma's phone rang, and he took it out to see that it was a text message from that fellow Tsuchimikado.

"Come out, I'll wait for you outside"

After seeing this news, Kamijou knew that Tsuchimikado had something to do with him, so he stood up and greeted the girls who were still chatting lively.

"I'll excuse you a little bit, you two talk slowly."

Seeing Kamijou Touma leaving the coffee shop in a hurry, Misaka Mikoto wondered what was going on with this guy?But she didn't pay too much attention to it, but instead focused on another person, the one-eyed Ji who didn't say a word during the offline chat.

"That... may I ask."

Getting up and coming to One Eye Hime, Misaka Mikoto asked in a very low voice: "What's your relationship with that guy?"

"Do you care?" Seeing Misaka Mikoto's appearance of finding the courage to ask herself with great difficulty, Ji Yanji was full of joy and teased viciously.

"I know everything about Kamijou Touma very well, even better than he himself."

"Yes...is that so..."

A little lost, and a little bit like a lost dog in life, Misaka Mikoto sat back in her seat in a daze, even Shirai Kuroko secretly put his hand on her body to eat tofu without knowing it.

"Oops...Misaka-senpai seems to have been hit hard."