Help! I Have Become Enlightened

Before the angel in Academy City left the human world, there was a transcendent outside the world who would watch everything, including his own every move, so.... temporarily hibernate.

However, there is still one thing to do. Looking at the very unbeatable Motoharu Tsuchimikado in front of him, Aleister conveyed his meaning with a blank expression.

"Academy City will cooperate with all your actions in the near future until that angel returns home."

"Thank you BOSS, you still understand."

The face that deserves to be beaten said that it deserved to be beaten, and Aleister decided that after that useless angel came home, he must give this scumbag a good and tough meal.

Skirt: 9④⑤9③1705

Chapter 3 The New Urban Legend

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Academy City Eight Urban Legends:

1. The real person of the legendary "man who can nullify any ability" is Kamijou Touma.

2. The legendary "undressed woman" is Haruo Kiyama who caused the fantasy Mite incident.

3. The legendary "leader", who is responsible for leading others into buildings without doors and windows, is really Yubiao Danxi.

4. The legendary "imaginary mathematics area. Five elements mechanism" is considered to be the original research institute of Academy City. Since it does not belong to any of the 23 school districts in Academy City, it is called "imaginary mathematics area". Wind cuts Binghua.

5. The legendary "Patron Saint", a super-genius hacker, is actually Chuchun Shili.

6. The legendary "Fantasy Hand", the music that can improve the ability level, was developed by Kiyama Haruka.

7. The legendary "immortality", Kamijou Toma's teacher Tsukiyong Komoe, she is said to be the test product of the immortal medicine of the five elements mechanism in the imaginary mathematics area, although she looks like a 12-year-old elementary school student, in fact she is A grown man who loves cigarettes and beer.

8. The legendary "clones", the Misaka sisters who were born because of the evolution plan of the absolute capable person, are actually Misaka Mikoto.

Of course, even the students here don’t know how many legends there are in Academy City, but people always like to publicize mysterious and strange things, so many strange legends were born.

New legends will replace the old ones that have been forgotten, and the number of legends is always maintained between seven and eight. Only the most popular mysterious events are worthy of the name of legends, which seems to be everyone's choice. consensus.

But because everyone has different preferences for legendary events, legends spoken from different populations often have different differences, such as "the propeller of wind power generation changes when it turns", "shadow metal", "Someone's watching"...these are more or less popular legendary events.

But recently, there is a new popular legendary event circulating in Academy City, the legendary "Angel Robbery" event, the content is as follows:

Recently, the gangsters in Academy City, often when they blackmail and bully people in remote alleys, a lovely blond angel will descend from the sky, and the angel will use a kind attitude to rob the gangsters. If the gangsters dare to resist Miss Angel If they rob, their heads will be stuffed into the wall.

As soon as this wonderful and mysterious incident happened, it immediately became the most popular new legend in Academy City, and Gabriel, the useless angel who created the legend, was covering her head and complaining.

"These unscrupulous gangsters are really poor, and they have nothing to blackmail me at all."

"Xiao Jia, is your living expenses not enough?"

Near Sagawa Middle School, Saten Ruiko who invited Gabriel out to eat strawberry sundae, played by Uiharu. She and Shirai Kuroko are busy with the work of the disciplinary committee every day, so Saten who has nothing to do will stay at home Miss Angel called out to play, and Gabriel, who had free food to spare, went out without hesitation.

Seeing that she put her head on the table and her face turned into Gabriel like an oil depot, Saten Ruiko couldn't help reaching out and pinching her face, the feeling was very good.

"Let go...my face is not a toy."

"Hey~ Xiao Jia is so cute, I can't help but want to pinch her."

Sticking out her tongue maliciously, Saenko, as an apology, ordered a luxurious strawberry fruit sundae for Gabriel, and then talked about it.

"But the new legend of Academy City is indeed you, Xiaojia."

"What new legend?"

"The angel who robbed the gangsters."

"Well...it should be me."

Gabriel, who was too lazy to refute, she decisively admitted that it was herself. Recently, this group of mobile wallets are not working hard, the oil and water are getting less and less, and the useless angels can't do it if they want krypton gold.

"It's so annoying. I want everything in the mall. I want everything."

Because of the lack of funds, the useless angel who gave up krypton gold cried and acted like a baby, but Saten Ruiko is not Misaka Mikoto, she can't just throw a bank card out as a rich woman and say you can use it casually, so she proposed one to Gabriel Suggest.

"Do you want to work in a maid coffee shop? Xiaojia, you are so cute, you must be very popular."

"Part-time job..." Gabriel couldn't help recalling the weekly part-time job at the "Angel Coffee" shop. The manager was good and made a lot of money, and it was very relaxing, which seemed pretty good.

"Then it's decided, let's go to work in a coffee shop!"

Gabriel, who is ready to support herself, is the useless angel finally no longer a useless angel?

On Kamijou Touma's side, he managed to survive Misaka Mikoto's pursuit with One-eyed Hime, and he bought a new computer at his own expense, and went back to his dormitory after a lot of effort.

"Mr. Kamijou is almost exhausted."

Panting heavily, Kamijou Touma opened the door of his own dormitory, and as soon as he met him, he heard Index's greeting from watching the magical girl show.

"Touma, welcome home."

"I am back."

"Is there anything to bring..."

Just when she turned her head to see if Kamijou Touma brought food for her with a smile, Index saw the one-eyed princess behind him, her face darkened in an instant, and she jumped onto Kamijou's body with a big mouth Kacha bit down.

"Dangma—explain to me who this woman is!"

"Ahhh—Miss Index, please shut up!!"

In the end, Kamijou escaped Misaka Mikoto's pursuit, but he still couldn't escape the sanction of the house pet. This little nun bit her head harder than Misaka Mikoto's, and there was blood on her head.

.........

Putting a bandage on his head, looking at Index who was still gnashing his teeth viciously waiting for an opportunity, Kamijou Touma felt extremely tired, why was he always the one who got hurt.

"Anyway, Index, let's get acquainted first. This person is Othinus, who will live with us soon."

"Othinus?"

Index was taken aback when she heard the name. Kamijou Touma and magic are not deeply involved, so she may not understand what the name means, but Index is the "Magic Forbidden Book Catalog", even if she is purged I also know the meaning of this magic name through memory.

"It can't be a fake fake, Othinus is a demon god."

"Demon God, what is that?"

This is the first time I heard this word from Index. Kamijou Touma still knows Kanzaki Kaori as a "sage" for the high-end combat power of the magic side. At the same time, it is also the first time he has seen the little nun so surprised expression.

"A demon god is a magician who has reached the peak of magic and stepped into the realm of gods. He has the power to change the world freely, and he can even manipulate people's life and death freely."

"Unknown..."

Although it sounds very powerful, Kamijou Touma's lack of knowledge brain can't understand the power of the demon god, just like telling monkeys how powerful human nuclear bombs are, monkeys can't understand it without seeing it with their own eyes.

"In short, the demon god is a very important person. How could such an existence go to Dangma's house to stay overnight?"

"Are you okay to say that?"

Speaking of this, Kamijou Touma is just so angry. The little nun with a big stomach in front of me is also the magic book library in the magic side. There is a "magic forbidden book catalog" that records the names of [-] magic books. Isn't it because he eats and drinks by his side, and has a big appetite, and Kamijou's wallet is always crying.

"Anyway, I don't believe that this woman is the demon god Othinus, she must be an impostor!"

The angry little nun, although One-eyed Ji didn't want to be as knowledgeable as this little girl, but Othinus would not allow her existence to be questioned. She stretched out her right hand slightly, and an apple tree seed suddenly appeared in her hand.

Jiyanji casually threw the seed on the floor, and the seed began to take root, germinate, blossom and bear fruit at a speed that broke through the laws of nature. In just a few seconds, a small plant appeared in Kamijou Touma's dormitory. An apple tree with bright red apples growing on it.

"this is?"

Surprised, Kamijou stretched out his right hand to touch the apple tree, but it didn't disappear?Isn't this magic...

Next, Kamijou picked another apple and took a bite. It tasted very delicious, just like the apples sold in the fruit shop, there was no difference at all.

"This...this is the power of the demon god!" Index exclaimed. Unlike Kamijou Touma, a layman, the little nun saw at a glance that the apple seeds grew rapidly because the power of the demon god changed the rules. , so Fantasy Killer can't eliminate it.

"It's really a demon god! Touma, why did you bring all the demon gods home?"

"How do I know..."

Kamijou covered his forehead, the matter started from a completely nonsensical start, just like Index landed on the window sill railing of his own house, the contact with the magic side always unfolded very strangely.

"British Puritanism left the list of banned books in your care. That woman has a deep cooperation with Aleister."

It was just Yan Ji who said such a sentence, she went to the sofa alone to close her eyes and meditate, and the Enlightened One came to talk to her.

"The plan has changed. The angel went to work in the maid coffee shop. In the evening, the members of your team will have a meeting to discuss countermeasures."

"what?"

Zhi Yanji couldn't understand what the Enlightenment said at all. She was a useless angel squatting at home before, so why did she go to work in a maid coffee shop all of a sudden? The scene changed too quickly.

"Plans can't always keep up with the changes. Besides, it's impossible for you to work in a maid coffee shop to supervise the angel. How can you let it go?"

"......"

Speechless One-eyed Ji, she has one thing to say, indeed, if she is asked to work in a maid coffee shop, it would be more straightforward to destroy the world on the spot, and there is no need to wait for Gabriel to destroy the world.

Things developed in a strange direction. At night, all the people gathered in the Final Fantasy 14 game. This was the first time the eight people met.

Saenko: "Hello! I am the Great Demon King Saenko."

Short hands and short legs, Lala Fat, looking at this famous ingredient of Eorzea, everyone is thinking about how to trick her into the pot, Lala Fat is still delicious.

Mikoto: "Suddenly realized, Gabriel, have you used the bath water?"

Gabriel: "Yes, I suddenly found that lesbians are more fragrant."

Using the remodeling fantasy drug, Gabriel's game character has changed from a human male formula light dumb to a fresh food Lala Fei, and with the addition of tears, it can make a mandarin duck hot pot.

Chuchun: "But this image is very similar to Miss Innocence, it's very cute."

Leizi: "Chuchun, you and Long Niang also have a similarity."

Chuchun: "Hey! Where is it more similar?"

Leizi: "Today's fat times are all white."

"----ah!"

The screams rang directly in the dormitory, and the poor Xiao Chuchun was extremely ashamed when he thought of being murdered by the Great Demon King Laizi this morning, and being stripped of his skirt by her.

Tsuchimikado: "The topics between girls always make people daydream."

Kamijou: "If Maika hears this, you will be hated."

Ao Longnan, the ninja Tsuchimikado, and Hikaruki Kamijou, these two guys were brought here by Mikoto to meet today, saying that they are a fixed group of eight people who want to get to know each other.