Help! I Have Become Enlightened

"Who is my dear?"

"It's like a shit bowl, my dear is of course dear."

Misaka Mikoto's brain was almost overloaded by Kamijou Touma's overly straightforward speech, and the red-faced and steamy sister Pao gritted her teeth, refused to let go, and said angrily:

"Shut up and tell me your name!"

"..." After another three seconds of silence, Kamijou Touma suddenly pointed to the side and shouted, "Hey, it's your octopus-headed junior."

"Kuroko?"

Just as Misaka Mikoto turned his head away, Kamijou Touma was about to run away, but before he could run three steps away, a less powerful railgun shot directly through the signpost in front of him, and then Misaka Mikoto's terrifying voice came.

"If you want to escape, the next shot will be to break your leg. Anyway, the frog-faced doctor can catch it."

"------!"

Honestly, he returned to Misaka Mikoto and continued Kamijou Touma, who was the next samurai, but with his dignity as a man, he made a final act of resistance.

Last article: "Do you really think I don't know?"

Miqin: "Stop playing tricks, you shake it."

Shangjou: "Are you doubting me now? Are you?"

Mikoto: "Is it that difficult to say a name?"

Last article: "It's not about the name, it's about Wuli trusting the hen chicken."

Meiqin: "What, let's go to the end! I bet with my limited edition Guatai that you don't know my name, what are you going to bet on?"

Last article: "Do you have to see blood?"

Meiqin: "Are you scared?"

Last article: "It's not me but you who are cowardly."

Meiqin: "Hehehehe, look at your bastard pretending to be strong."

Last article: "Give you one last chance, stop."

Miqin: "The last chance should be given to you by me."

Kamijou: "There is no turning back now, so is that okay?"

Meiqin: "Okay, this is what I want. Today, there will always be neither of us."

Last article: "On the count of three, we simultaneously tell the place where we met for the first time."

Mikoto: "Hehehehe, that's the only thing you can think of, cute guy."

Last article: "If you are cowardly, you will die."

Miqin: "Stop being so talkative, let's get started."

In a tense scene like a western cowboy confrontation, Kamijou Touma stared at Bilibili in front of him, and the two started counting down at the same time.

"-1"

"-2"

But Kamijou Touma, who couldn't call out "-3" for a long time, Misaka Mikoto's expression became more terrifying and smiling, and her tone was cold and emotionless.

"Pray nia?"

Faced with death, Kamijou Touma passed away with peace of mind, "Before I leave, let me say one more word."

"Say!"

"Could you be a little gentler, Dianmei."

"Go to hell, you son of a bitch!"

Tokiwadai middle school secret technique, grandma's 45-degree oblique attack mechanical maintenance method, a roundabout kick kidney hit the soul, Kamijou Touma fell to the ground and made a gesture of not stopping, Misaka Mikoto put her hips on her hips and shouted angrily:

"My name is Misaka Mikoto, it's not Bilibili, it's Misaka Mikoto, and it's not Dianmei, it's Misaka Mikoto, have you remembered it for me?"

"......"

Kamijou was as silent as a dead man, until Tsuchimikado bought three bottles of water and joked about this scene.

"You two play really special, the latest couple play?"

"Love... couples!"

Misaka Mikoto blushed, but before she could say something arrogant to refute, Kamijou Touma immediately got up from the ground.

"Don't talk nonsense, how could I find a middle school student who has no breasts and no figure...Ah!"

Before Kamijou could finish his sentence, he was punched on the head by Misaka Mikoto, whose eyes were red and berserk on the spot, KO!

Kamijou Touma, I can't do it again...

Afterwards, outside a dessert shop near Tokiwadai, the three of them sat at an open-air table with no one else around, which was convenient for a private discussion.

"What's the matter with me, tell me."

Misaka Mikoto was very upset, she used a straw to drink iced lemon juice to suppress her anger, and every time she met Kamijou Touma, he would always drive him mad.

"It's actually like this. I want to inquire about the blond girl who was with you last time."

"You bastard, do you want to attack Gabriel!"

The anger just now hadn't been suppressed, Misaka Mikoto was furious and slapped the table immediately upon hearing Kamijou Touma's words.

"You bastard, you actually want to attack middle school students, I misread you!"

"Speak as if you're not a middle school student..." Kamijou said weakly.

"Ah?" Misaka Mikoto was stunned for a moment, but she reacted immediately, and continued to slap the table and shout:

"I don't allow it. A scumbag like you is not allowed to get close to Gabriel, although that child is as cute as an angel."

"Yes, it's an angel!"

Following Misaka Mikoto's words, Kamijou Touma explained his purpose of coming to Bilibili.

"That child is an angel, we must find a way to get her back to heaven."

"What?" Misaka Mikoto was shocked on the spot, and immediately touched Kamijou Touma's forehead with her hand. She didn't have a fever, but she immediately took out her mobile phone and dialed 120.

"Wait a minute, I'll contact the hospital right away and ask that frog-faced doctor to treat your head."

"I'm not joking!" Quickly grabbing Misaka Mikoto's phone and hanging it up, Kamijou pushed his buddy Domimon, who was still drinking, and shouted bitterly:

"Tsuchimikado, please explain to me, didn't you agree to assist me in my mission?"

"Hey..." Shaking his head helplessly, Tsuchimikado spoke in his idiot Kyushu accent.

"Shang, who would believe your words? Except for my friend on the magic side, people on the science side would never believe in the existence of angels."

However, Tsuchimikado Motoharu did act with Kamijou Touma for help. He knew that conventional explanations would be useless, so he said to Misaka Mikoto:

"Misaka Mikoto, the third-ranked Level 5 in Academy City, the super electromagnetic gun, the body of the evolution plan of the absolute ability user, but because Accelerator was defeated by Ah Shang, the Misaka sisters were all rescued."

"Who are you, why do you know this?!"

Misaka Mikoto, who showed hostility at that time, didn't think that it was Kamijou Touma who told her best friend about this kind of thing. Obviously, only people with a certain status in Academy City would know these secrets.

"Don't worry, I'm Ah Shang's friend, and I'm here this time to help solve the matter."

Motoharu Tsuchimikado raised his hands to show that he was not hostile. After Misaka Mikoto stopped being hostile to him, Tsuchimikado continued to speak:

"You have experienced the "Fantasy Hand" incident, and you should know what the AIM diffusion force field unconsciously released by the capable person is. After the last Fantasy Hand lost control, did a monster composed of AIM standpoints appear? "

"That's right..."

Of course Misaka Mikoto knew about this, she intervened in this matter in order to save Saten Ruiko who fell into a coma after using "Fantasy Hand" The super electromagnetic gun is solved and taken away.

"If I tell you that the so-called Absolutely Capable Project is just a cover, the real purpose is to create your cloned Misaka sisters, use their controllable AIM position to establish the Misaka network, and induce the entire Academy City to become uncontrollable AIM diffusion field, creating a "Science Angel". "

"how is this possible....."

Hearing such outrageous words, Misaka Mikoto's first reaction was to not believe it at all, but when she thought about it carefully, she became more and more frightened.

"Tsuchimikado, what's going on?"

"Don't worry about such trivial things, Ah Shang, the most important thing now is to solve the trouble caused by which angel in Academy City."

He leaked the secret plan of his big boss Aleister without any psychological pressure at all. The double agent Tsuchimikado is very good, because Tsuchimikado Maika is in Academy City, he has to take care of himself For the safety of the righteous sister, you can't do anything against the rules.

However, the "Power of God" in Academy City gave Tsuchimikado a chance. He knew that even if Aleister heard this, he would not make any other moves. I hugged my thighs.

The importance of the Misaka Network can be high or low, depending on what Aleister plans to do, but it doesn’t prevent Tsuchimikado from leaking some information, it’s best to let the magic side know about the troubles that come to Academy City, see See if it can also expose Aleister's new cards.

After thinking for herself, Misaka Mikoto was dubious, she asked Kamijou and Tsuchimikado: "What basis do you have for saying that Gabriel is an angel?"

"This is a little troublesome..." Tsuchimikado is a professional on the magic side. He has experienced the "Angel Falls" incident, believes what Kamijou Touma said, and is Index of the Forbidden Books Index. Can't be mistaken.

But Misaka Mikoto is a superpower on the scientific side. She has never been in contact with magic. Let alone, in "Angel Falls", this Miss Tokiwadai herself swapped bodies with Kamijou Touma's cousin, but she is still ignorant. There is no way to explain it.

In the current situation, Kamijou Touma came up with a stupid solution as a fool.

"Can't you ask her yourself if she is an angel?"

"How is it possible..." As soon as Mikoto uttered this retort, she herself was speechless, because it seemed that Gabriel had indeed said that she was an angel. He picked up his mobile phone and dialed the number of the waste material angel, and the call was connected soon.

"Miqin, what's the matter, can't it be that tonight's Type Zero event has been cancelled?"

"No... that, Gabriel... are you really an angel?"

"It's an angel, what's the matter?"

"No, no...it's nothing, the evening activities will continue as usual."

After hurriedly hanging up the phone, Misaka Mikoto looked at Kamijou and Tsuchimikado with a silly expression, as if Gabriel was really an angel?

"Okay, now that the identity has been determined, let's discuss the topic now."

Tsuchimikado nodded and signaled Kamijou Touma to explain, and our Kamijou protagonist told him that he had accepted the task from the Enlightened One.

"That angel has a horn that will bring about the end of the world when it blows. The goal of our mission is to let her return to the heaven honestly without blowing the horn of doom."

"That... I have a question."

Misaka Mikoto weakly raised her hand to ask a question, Kamijou Touma signaled for Mikoto-san to please speak, and then almost got a heart attack.

"Gabriel was cast in a group last night, and she kept swearing in the voice that it was true to blow the horn to destroy the world?"